You're asking for information you can't have. Just worry about doing your job and you'll get paid... that's all there is to it. Either you're solid or you aren't
>You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
>Granddad was a assembly line worker in the 50s and 60s >They had a beer vending machine >Everyone was constantly drinking beer >Vending machine got pretty much daily refills >They cheered every time the refill delivery guy showed up >Vending machine eventually broke >Whole production lines stopped trying to fix it >Even the foreman was in on it >Work only resumed when the technician finally arrives
Gramps once said he probably spent most of the 50s and 60s with a strong buzz, eventually regulations kicked in and the foreman started taking it serious, so they drank less at work, then the DUI laws got tightend up and they drank less throughout the day, eventually he retired, and now he's back to having a good buzz every day. He's probably an alcoholic by any standard, but
is kind of true, he's just having a good time, he doesn't get mean or really fricked up, he just drinks his wine, relaxes and watches tv
stop trying to marathon posts, lmao
nobody actually reads more than one paragraph in a go, you have to take breaks, maybe a nap in the midle, and, more important than all, go at your own rythm
I think I would have watched Mad Men only for listening to Roger Sterling rambling about alcohol, women, the fricking nips (who deserved everything they got) and those idiots at Lucky Strike
My brother is a horrible representative for AA. I did have a really bad problem once and now every time I see him he only talks about alcohol. It's very grating. He thinks our parents are horrible alcoholics because they get drunk on Friday nights.
I worked in a big warehouse once and people were clearly on drugs, I assume crank, operating heavy machinery. The production quotas were so high that you had to slam the machines down the aisle at full throttle, perfectly slide into pallets and so on to not be fired. I clung onto the job as long as possible while being trained and then jumped ship when I knew I couldn't meet their insane quota.
The most senior machine operators were a mix of older guys who moved the machines like an extension of their body and slammed down painkillers at every break and addicts. If something was fricked up or spilled it would be left where it fell and they'd just leave it, the mess would be ignored by everybody on the floor until somebody was directly blocked by it being in their way, in which case they'd go to the supervisor and have their time written off.
People will literally drive 20mph on a jailbroken forklift that drives beyond its intended speed without honking and while high. That's a real thing. Management doesn't care until limbs are being sliced off, you can slam machines into each other or abide warped support columns and it's not a problem until somebody is permanently maimed or dies and the company is liable. One guy I knew drove up to a friend to high five and chat and his hand got crushed between their machines because the other guy floored it too hard. When they asked him to drug test he went to his car and never came back.
Another chewed on a water bottle cap, swallowed it and aspirated it into his lungs. He went down choking and last I heard he was unconscious in the hospital with surgery planned. We had a meeting about that and they told us not to chew botttlecaps and that was when I knew I was done there. I've worked in a lot of warehouses but there's people being stupid, tossing loose product onto vents to hide it and there's being in a fricking circus that will kill you to save two thousand dollars.
>When they asked him to drug test he went to his car and never came back. >they told us not to chew botttlecaps
kek
I worked at a oil/gas refinery and they would do random drug tests. When I was there my manager told me the last results came back 70% positive for drugs or alcohol, and about 30% of that was hard drugs. This wasn't unusual and these were secret in-house tests so never released to the public. This refinery was near an heavily urban area and any major accident would have killed thousands.
Grim. I've worked in a warehouse before and the only problem I had was having too much free time on my hands. It was during the height of covid so there wasn't much work to be done.
Yes but you're not getting any important shit done after your three martini lunch where you LARP as Don Draper with your work buds so make sure you're squared away by noon
I saw Ken Burns' doc on Prohibition, and apparently the median US adult was drinking like 60 units of alcohol per week in the middle of the 19th century.
the old alcoholics took sips of the 99% alcohol containers used in production when drinking while on factory grounds got banned at a place i used to work.
You still can in an office it's just risky and you have to hide it. I have a friend who works construction and they drink on the job regularly in the summer.
been sober a week and a half because my brother keeps telling me he wants me to drive down and kick it but his wife keeps making reasons not to
dont wanna be buzzing when i have to drive 6 hours so im taking a boring tolerance break
Not bad. Caught up on some much needed sleep on my day off yesterday. Had a few hours of sober sleep during the day, with some absolute kino dreams, but I can't remember any of them. I'd keep a dream journal, but i'm a degenerate alcoholic and that's too much effort.
Having a drink and getting belligerently drunk are two different things.
Lots of people will drink during casual high level meetings in my experience. But it's almost always just 1 drink.
my wife always smells it on my breath when i kiss her after work. i tried cider thinking it would smell less, but she can tell. is there anything that doesnt smell at all?
skittles + coca cola works surprisingly well
hand sanitizer around your neck before you walk in
those hippy hand and lip balms with weed adjacent odors
if she has just one drink, esp beer, she won't know the difference if you've had 1 or 10 today by smell
Arborists do the same thing, but with meth.
When a 4-man crew has 3 two-grapple jobs every day it is understandable.
Groundsmen on the other hand are pissdrunk.
I saw a ground guy get slapped fullforce with a 800lb grapple claw so bad it shattered his helmet into several pieces, but he was so fricking drunk and relaxed he wasnt even bruised. Just got a new helmet out of the truck and went back to deadlifting leads.
Used to be a bricklayer and every bricklayer I've ever known was an alcoholic and/or addict.
Worked a few times with a dude who would sit in his truck on his lunch break and smoke from a glass pipe (meth or crack i didn't ask).
He was always highly productive after lunch, but called in sick to work maybe 40% of the time.
Only reason I don’t drink while working is it requires bending over a lot (both metaphorically and literally, ha cha cha) which makes my acid reflux act up.
Tonight’s menu: Miller High Life served in a glass mug and Jack Daniels Triple Mash
When I contracted with Microsoft a few years back to do a little Cordova app, I visited one of their offices in Bellevue a few times. I think it was the one across from Bellevue Square. They had a pretty big liquor cabinet there, open to anyone to take a glass back to their desk any time they wanted. Pretty good whiskey selection too. People weren't drunk on the job, but they did drink a bit. After my meetings I'd have a jack and coke and then take the bus back to Seattle. Those were good times, before COVID.
>Cordova app
Literally what the frick is that you stupid nerd. Cut the tech jargon, nobody gives a shit about your homosexual computers. I swear IT people are the most obnoxious beings on the planet when you start talking about your gay ass computer shit.
>Fact: alcohol makes you live longer
Fact: wrong. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(18)31310-2/fulltext >Fact:greater than 90% of centenarians drank and have continued to drink
Fact: the relevant statistical analysis is to compare the rate of drinkers to the general population. >Fact: alcohol is mankind's oldest friend and his first likely agricultural exploit
Fact: Not provable and why does that matter? Murder is ancient as well. >Fact: alcohol is gods love
Fact: God does not want you to drink. >Fact: weed makers you poor and dumb
Fact: alcohol makes you poor and dumb, but at greater rates, and can literally make you be born dumb
why are all your "facts" not facts lol. you cited one dubious source and for the rest you just said the opposite of your random, self-composed "fact". real convincing stuff.
I remember drinking 1.5-2 bottles of vodka during the Oscars since I posted in the thread that I'd take a shot for every (You) I got.
Passed out on the floor and woke up at 3PM having missed a meeting.
WHAT A LIFE.
My place of work has a fridge full of beer. I haven't tried to drink any during the day, but weekly we have a big office meeting around 3:30-4:00pm and almost everyone is drinking
I work at a law firm as an admin/paralegal theres no drug test when you're hired and a bunch of them do coke or adderall. Everyone gets smashed at business meetings ( I often get tapped to join because I chit chat well) and happy hour on friday is really common with younger people. I drink from time to time on boring days you just have to have mints for the smell. Its pretty cool.
Almost every job has a drug test and a criminal background check whether you are dealing with equipment or its a desk job. Its just an easy way of screening people.
I think what saves me from being an alchohlic is I only get the urge to do it once a month. I fill up a coffee mug with halfway with whiskey and drink it with a chaser or recently on ice. The day after though I never want to do it again, the same night even. It is fun in moderation though.
Frickin A' it was Kino.
You're asking for information you can't have. Just worry about doing your job and you'll get paid... that's all there is to it. Either you're solid or you aren't
>You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
Roger was so based. I like how the writers didn't turn him into a homosexual but still gave him an arc.
is giving up on your daughter based?
Roger was wrong for that but Margaret abandoning her own son wasn't any better.
She was worse than him and a lost cause.
It's a Chuck n Suck
She was married, she was her husband's problem
she abandoned her son, frick her.
>Granddad was a assembly line worker in the 50s and 60s
>They had a beer vending machine
>Everyone was constantly drinking beer
>Vending machine got pretty much daily refills
>They cheered every time the refill delivery guy showed up
>Vending machine eventually broke
>Whole production lines stopped trying to fix it
>Even the foreman was in on it
>Work only resumed when the technician finally arrives
Gramps once said he probably spent most of the 50s and 60s with a strong buzz, eventually regulations kicked in and the foreman started taking it serious, so they drank less at work, then the DUI laws got tightend up and they drank less throughout the day, eventually he retired, and now he's back to having a good buzz every day. He's probably an alcoholic by any standard, but
is kind of true, he's just having a good time, he doesn't get mean or really fricked up, he just drinks his wine, relaxes and watches tv
I'm not reading any of this shit. Don't @ me again.
kino magical realism fuel
mental illness
samegay
NTA but you are mentally ill
go back
gramps living the life
I'd never go against alcohol regulation laws but that sounds kino
I feel like this is probably a good post but my ADHD is not letting me finish reading it, even after my 3rd attempt. Sorry anon.
stop trying to marathon posts, lmao
nobody actually reads more than one paragraph in a go, you have to take breaks, maybe a nap in the midle, and, more important than all, go at your own rythm
Thanks for the advice
I think I would have watched Mad Men only for listening to Roger Sterling rambling about alcohol, women, the fricking nips (who deserved everything they got) and those idiots at Lucky Strike
How will AA cultists recover?
Aa believes that many can drink and handle it, just that they can't
My brother is a horrible representative for AA. I did have a really bad problem once and now every time I see him he only talks about alcohol. It's very grating. He thinks our parents are horrible alcoholics because they get drunk on Friday nights.
a lot of high profile jobs still do.
They do coke and stimulants now.
Home office is hell of a place I will tell you.
>low profile workers don't get high all the time
What a life
Was very common and widespread in all industries yes. People operated heavy equipment and did all sorts of dangerous shit with a buzz on.
I worked in a big warehouse once and people were clearly on drugs, I assume crank, operating heavy machinery. The production quotas were so high that you had to slam the machines down the aisle at full throttle, perfectly slide into pallets and so on to not be fired. I clung onto the job as long as possible while being trained and then jumped ship when I knew I couldn't meet their insane quota.
The most senior machine operators were a mix of older guys who moved the machines like an extension of their body and slammed down painkillers at every break and addicts. If something was fricked up or spilled it would be left where it fell and they'd just leave it, the mess would be ignored by everybody on the floor until somebody was directly blocked by it being in their way, in which case they'd go to the supervisor and have their time written off.
People will literally drive 20mph on a jailbroken forklift that drives beyond its intended speed without honking and while high. That's a real thing. Management doesn't care until limbs are being sliced off, you can slam machines into each other or abide warped support columns and it's not a problem until somebody is permanently maimed or dies and the company is liable. One guy I knew drove up to a friend to high five and chat and his hand got crushed between their machines because the other guy floored it too hard. When they asked him to drug test he went to his car and never came back.
Another chewed on a water bottle cap, swallowed it and aspirated it into his lungs. He went down choking and last I heard he was unconscious in the hospital with surgery planned. We had a meeting about that and they told us not to chew botttlecaps and that was when I knew I was done there. I've worked in a lot of warehouses but there's people being stupid, tossing loose product onto vents to hide it and there's being in a fricking circus that will kill you to save two thousand dollars.
Impaired workers exist more than you'd think.
>When they asked him to drug test he went to his car and never came back.
>they told us not to chew botttlecaps
kek
I worked at a oil/gas refinery and they would do random drug tests. When I was there my manager told me the last results came back 70% positive for drugs or alcohol, and about 30% of that was hard drugs. This wasn't unusual and these were secret in-house tests so never released to the public. This refinery was near an heavily urban area and any major accident would have killed thousands.
Grim. I've worked in a warehouse before and the only problem I had was having too much free time on my hands. It was during the height of covid so there wasn't much work to be done.
join a union
Yes but you're not getting any important shit done after your three martini lunch where you LARP as Don Draper with your work buds so make sure you're squared away by noon
Dude people drink everywhere today. It's as easy as sneaking some in a thermo.
this is the most old man looking pup ive ever seen
Can confirm.
A hip flask is fine too.
>heya heya heya
this guy was probably the funniest one-off character on the show
>the tradie or factory worker who cannot function before 5 beers
was very common yes. try asking your grandfather and he'll probably tell you of some wild shit.
I saw Ken Burns' doc on Prohibition, and apparently the median US adult was drinking like 60 units of alcohol per week in the middle of the 19th century.
Wtf is a "unit" of alcohol
1 shot/1 beer/1 glass of wine
the old alcoholics took sips of the 99% alcohol containers used in production when drinking while on factory grounds got banned at a place i used to work.
My dad used to work in ad agency in 70's and yes, every management meeting started with bottle.
Nothing about this evil trash is kino. This thread is full proof of that.
My grand-grandpa in 1950's owned a farm, when they were working he bring demijohn with 50-50 wine and water.
You still can in an office it's just risky and you have to hide it. I have a friend who works construction and they drink on the job regularly in the summer.
HOW are we all feeling tonight DRUK kings?
been sober a week and a half because my brother keeps telling me he wants me to drive down and kick it but his wife keeps making reasons not to
dont wanna be buzzing when i have to drive 6 hours so im taking a boring tolerance break
>he can’t go 6 hours with alcohol
homie it’s over fr fr
he said hes gone a week and a half you illiterate Black person
suck me
aint no one trying to suck you
even horseflies are rolling up the windows when they flit past
Not bad. Caught up on some much needed sleep on my day off yesterday. Had a few hours of sober sleep during the day, with some absolute kino dreams, but I can't remember any of them. I'd keep a dream journal, but i'm a degenerate alcoholic and that's too much effort.
3 days until I go on a 1 week binge
>use to
I used to work in warehouse and part of safety routine was random alcohol testing. Foreman came to us and asked who is sober first.
Having a drink and getting belligerently drunk are two different things.
Lots of people will drink during casual high level meetings in my experience. But it's almost always just 1 drink.
kino druk shows?
What booze smells the least bros?
honey mead
my ex drank an entire gallon of my brew and I couldn't smell it on her but could tell she was shitfaced by her speech and gait
my wife always smells it on my breath when i kiss her after work. i tried cider thinking it would smell less, but she can tell. is there anything that doesnt smell at all?
skittles + coca cola works surprisingly well
hand sanitizer around your neck before you walk in
those hippy hand and lip balms with weed adjacent odors
if she has just one drink, esp beer, she won't know the difference if you've had 1 or 10 today by smell
vodka
wear a strong cologne
It'll all smell because it metabolizes and you breath it out. That's why breathalyzer work. But, vodka
Used to ? Excuse me . I still do I sometimes got a bottle of whiskey, gin and vodka under my desk.
I know it's by no means the same thing but now that I work from home 3 days a week (thank you, 2020) I sometimes drink alcohol during work hours.
I worked as a roofer till a week ago
Firm policy was you newer go up on a roof sober
Nuff said
>worked in roofing
lol we have a dog in the house
Arborists do the same thing, but with meth.
When a 4-man crew has 3 two-grapple jobs every day it is understandable.
Groundsmen on the other hand are pissdrunk.
I saw a ground guy get slapped fullforce with a 800lb grapple claw so bad it shattered his helmet into several pieces, but he was so fricking drunk and relaxed he wasnt even bruised. Just got a new helmet out of the truck and went back to deadlifting leads.
Used to be a bricklayer and every bricklayer I've ever known was an alcoholic and/or addict.
Worked a few times with a dude who would sit in his truck on his lunch break and smoke from a glass pipe (meth or crack i didn't ask).
He was always highly productive after lunch, but called in sick to work maybe 40% of the time.
Only reason I don’t drink while working is it requires bending over a lot (both metaphorically and literally, ha cha cha) which makes my acid reflux act up.
Tonight’s menu: Miller High Life served in a glass mug and Jack Daniels Triple Mash
When I contracted with Microsoft a few years back to do a little Cordova app, I visited one of their offices in Bellevue a few times. I think it was the one across from Bellevue Square. They had a pretty big liquor cabinet there, open to anyone to take a glass back to their desk any time they wanted. Pretty good whiskey selection too. People weren't drunk on the job, but they did drink a bit. After my meetings I'd have a jack and coke and then take the bus back to Seattle. Those were good times, before COVID.
>Cordova app
Literally what the frick is that you stupid nerd. Cut the tech jargon, nobody gives a shit about your homosexual computers. I swear IT people are the most obnoxious beings on the planet when you start talking about your gay ass computer shit.
Why is drinking so kino bros?
I could out drink anyone here
I'll be drunk first, but you'll die first.
How far you wanna go, king?
This isn't a semen drinking competition anon, go home.
Gonna have to sit this one out bros, been drinking for the past 5 days and I need a good night's sleep because my body is falling apart
SOBER LIFE FRICKING SUCKS aHHHHHHHHHHH
You can still drink on the job if you work from home. It's fun.
For me its DRUK
>use to
used to
>used to
>Fact: alcohol makes you live longer
Fact: wrong. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(18)31310-2/fulltext
>Fact:greater than 90% of centenarians drank and have continued to drink
Fact: the relevant statistical analysis is to compare the rate of drinkers to the general population.
>Fact: alcohol is mankind's oldest friend and his first likely agricultural exploit
Fact: Not provable and why does that matter? Murder is ancient as well.
>Fact: alcohol is gods love
Fact: God does not want you to drink.
>Fact: weed makers you poor and dumb
Fact: alcohol makes you poor and dumb, but at greater rates, and can literally make you be born dumb
Take the druk pill
Go frick a goat, Muhammed.
why are all your "facts" not facts lol. you cited one dubious source and for the rest you just said the opposite of your random, self-composed "fact". real convincing stuff.
I sometimes drink a beer in the fridge with my coworkers on friday after work is done
I remember drinking 1.5-2 bottles of vodka during the Oscars since I posted in the thread that I'd take a shot for every (You) I got.
Passed out on the floor and woke up at 3PM having missed a meeting.
WHAT A LIFE.
I still drink on the job
people were drinking beer and wine instead of water for like 1000 years
WHAT A LIFE
>not smoking DMT on your lunchbreak for a 15 minute break from reality
i barely had time to eat my lunch and smoke a joint, how am i gonna fit dmt in?
My place of work has a fridge full of beer. I haven't tried to drink any during the day, but weekly we have a big office meeting around 3:30-4:00pm and almost everyone is drinking
My dad is a junior middle school teacher in Mexico. He used to drink Jack Daniels and Coke during the recess with the Janitors.
I do, but I can't really get fired since I don't work directly for anyone
I really hope you'll all be here for a nice druk thread on thursday
I plan on getting really druk and I hope to be in great company
Silent Gen’er here. I used to drink hard scotch and whisky in between fricking my 18 year old secretary in my office on the side.
Shit was cash fr fr
I work at a law firm as an admin/paralegal theres no drug test when you're hired and a bunch of them do coke or adderall. Everyone gets smashed at business meetings ( I often get tapped to join because I chit chat well) and happy hour on friday is really common with younger people. I drink from time to time on boring days you just have to have mints for the smell. Its pretty cool.
Do they really drug test for non-safety related jobs in the USA? This seems like the craziest thing to me.
Almost every job has a drug test and a criminal background check whether you are dealing with equipment or its a desk job. Its just an easy way of screening people.
Sounds pretty cucked anon. Ironically the USA is still the most doped up developed nation even with doing this kind of stuff.
I think what saves me from being an alchohlic is I only get the urge to do it once a month. I fill up a coffee mug with halfway with whiskey and drink it with a chaser or recently on ice. The day after though I never want to do it again, the same night even. It is fun in moderation though.