>*Dies a virgin in your path*
>*Dies a virgin in your path*
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>*Dies a virgin in your path*
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
so? James Potter only had sex with one (1) woman.
In his short life of twenty one (21) years.
This guy got to live up to thirty eight (38) and still couldn't get it done.
that means he loved Lily longer than James did
he is better
As an obsessed cuck, yes. If that is better according to you, then I don't have anything more to say to you, Mr. Spacing
my posts are more important than yours.
they deserve more space.
anyway yes, he won in the end.
>die by snake and actively help/protect Harry in death
the fuck did James do? didn't even save his son.
you could use your replies to engage with me, using your words to make an intelligent argument against mine.
you won't.
Are you saying you want to marry me? A-anon... this is all so sudden...
i'd die for you. would you die for me? that's the difference between us, anon.
R*dditors don't deserve to be argued with
He was supposed to be 38? I thought he was in his 50s.
Yeah, the only woman Sevy cared about!
At least he died with a hope that there was something great he'd never experience
I'm gonna die having experienced it all and found it deeply unfulfilling
you can still take (drug you haven't taken) for the first time
or
watch The Sopranos
>spends the dance night breaking up a students making out and having sex
Holy seethe
hes just like me
>ACCIO PUSSY ON MY DICK
I'm sure he cast Lily's Doe patronus at some point and made love to it while sobbing
>becomes evil
>doesn’t rape anyone
What’s the point?
It’s like all those slasher films, they kill extremely hot girls but never fuck them before or afterwards, why waste it if you’re already murdering people?
He was never evil, dummy
Not possible. He was 21-22 when he started to teach. Girl in school were horny enough to date rape people. How could he stay virgin with all of those legal age horny witches around him?
This. He probably got drugged and rape day in day out in his first 5 years of teaching
No one liked Snape, everyone hated him and thought he was a creepy weirdo
Read his description. He's a gross loser with greasy hair. There's literally nothing more unattractive than unwashed hair.
Why can't he cast anti-grease spell?
Incels like that just can't comprehend hygiene.
>spends most of his life pining and simping for a woman who never reciprocated his feelings
Who actually enjoys this shit? Why? Snape at least had better options right? Why didn’t he just move on?
canonically molested by dumbledore
>polyjuice exists
>love potions exist
>butterbeer exists
The only way a potion master could die a virgin is by choice.