I don't think there's very much of a way to spend a mistress or carcubide into a princess who never got higher than those levels who got you powerful bad men against each other.
Also, that doesn't matter to Disney. They can spin anything into a "female" empowerment story. Well, they'll still flop hard at the box office, but they have spun the evil witch in Snow White before for example.
"Lu Bu" is actually Diao Chan dressing up as a man and him "betraying" Dong Zhuo is a huge girl boss feminine empowerment moment because the movie shows Dong as a tyrannical chauvinistic misogynist and that big battle where Lu Bu fights off Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu all at once is the climax of the movie and "Lu Bu" is shown to be totally in the right all along and never weak and never loses.
Yes this is totally the equivalent of having a black mermaid at a 5 second kiss seed in other movies that is clearly means one is going to lead to this happening soon. Sarcasm.
9 months ago
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Again, I think Disney sucks right now and China would be better off without their version.
Now if you said Dreamworks and made it in the style of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, then we would be talking.
Sadly, I don't think RoTK has a western appeal at all.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Sadly, I don't think RoTK has a western appeal at all.
My dude Dynasty Warriors was a perennial staple of vidya for like a straight decade from 2003 to 2013. Yes, it doesn't permeate through Western culture the way it does through Eastern culture, but even millennial normies have a vague idea of "that hack'n'slash game I played when I was a teenager that was pretty fun with the silly Chinese Wong Pong Ling Long names"
If we go with those 3 as the Sworn Peach Brothers Considering I'm pretty sure Donald has the most extensive expanded family not just the nephews but relatives like Scrooge McDuck he should Liu Bei making Liu Bei and we can make bunch of his relatives from the comics should be members of the Imperial family And they should definitely choose someone to have more focused than usual in 3 Kingdom's media among the royal family to be Scrooge McDuck.
Do you think Disney could make a movie involving a fairy tale about the 3 kingdoms of China?
If we go with those 3 as the Sworn Peach Brothers Considering I'm pretty sure Donald has the most extensive expanded family not just the nephews but relatives like Scrooge McDuck he should Liu Bei making Liu Bei and we can make bunch of his relatives from the comics should be members of the Imperial family And they should definitely choose someone to have more focused than usual in 3 Kingdom's media among the royal family to be Scrooge McDuck.
Well for one if Donald is Liu Bei then he's his relative and he's the only relevant old guy in the story. >what could they do with him in a Disney movie
He would give shelter to Donald/Micky/Goofy after they escape from Cao Cao following the defeat of Yuan Shao (played by Gladstone Gander).
So is P.J. Cao Pi ? And are they going to treat him taking over control of the Empire a big plan to make his daughter Pistol into a Queen by having her marry the Emperor of China but in a way of him just going to ridiculous likes to make some sort of promise to his daughter?
Seeing their track record with live action Mulan, I don't think China would give a shit. They hated that one chink movie too about that marvel kung fu guy that even tried to involve wushi theatrics later on.
Fu Manchu / Mandarin stereotype, even when it was retconned and modernized, was still seen as a racist characature. The main actor, Liu, made the chinese govt upset by criticizing the govt in an off hand twitter post. >Liu described China as a "third world" country where people were "dying of starvation" when he and his parents left. A screenshot of his comments has circulated on Weibo, a popular social networking platform in China, with one user commenting: "Then why does he play a Chinese character?"
gonna be honest with you that ship has long sailed. also Disney isn't one I'd trust to make epics since their brand is rooted in character-centric productions
Disney makes movies based around many different fairy tales. The 3 kingdoms of China has a lot of fairy tales about it that they could focus on numerous different ones to make a princess movie or such.
They said that about HBO Rome but that was kino as frick and well regarded. Still, I tend to lean eith others here who say Disney's version would just suck ass.
I don't think you would want a Disney 3k. Would ruin it to a new era of zoomie foreigners who never heard of RoTK. That and Disney only does live action shit nowadays because it's relatively less expensive for a return on investment.
>game was amazingly fun on release >every update ruined it more and more >it's completely unplayable garbage now
i can't believe I had to pirate a game I own in order to play the release edition in order to have fun with it again
no, no no
i'm not talking about bugs, i'm talking about actual updates and shit they added that ruined the game
like you literally cannot play the game anymore due to Cao Cao AI's OP as shit powers debuffing you constantly.
Pete is Cao Cao
Just pencil a mustache over picrel and you are halfway there
So is P.J. Cao Pi ? And are they going to treat him taking over control of the Empire a big plan to make his daughter Pistol into a Queen by having her marry the Emperor of China but in a way of him just going to ridiculous likes to make some sort of promise to his daughter?
>Mickey, Donald and Goofy perform the Peach Garden Oath
>Cao Cao is a pig not a cow (male) since his name sounds like sow
If we go with those 3 as the Sworn Peach Brothers Considering I'm pretty sure Donald has the most extensive expanded family not just the nephews but relatives like Scrooge McDuck he should Liu Bei making Liu Bei and we can make bunch of his relatives from the comics should be members of the Imperial family And they should definitely choose someone to have more focused than usual in 3 Kingdom's media among the royal family to be Scrooge McDuck.
Anyone got any good ideas for what they could use the Beagle boys for?
Which princess of the 3 Kingdom should they focus on?
diaochan
They already have the 3d model.
I don't think there's very much of a way to spend a mistress or carcubide into a princess who never got higher than those levels who got you powerful bad men against each other.
ESL-kun my eyes.
Also, that doesn't matter to Disney. They can spin anything into a "female" empowerment story. Well, they'll still flop hard at the box office, but they have spun the evil witch in Snow White before for example.
"Lu Bu" is actually Diao Chan dressing up as a man and him "betraying" Dong Zhuo is a huge girl boss feminine empowerment moment because the movie shows Dong as a tyrannical chauvinistic misogynist and that big battle where Lu Bu fights off Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu all at once is the climax of the movie and "Lu Bu" is shown to be totally in the right all along and never weak and never loses.
Yes this is totally the equivalent of having a black mermaid at a 5 second kiss seed in other movies that is clearly means one is going to lead to this happening soon. Sarcasm.
Again, I think Disney sucks right now and China would be better off without their version.
Now if you said Dreamworks and made it in the style of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, then we would be talking.
Sadly, I don't think RoTK has a western appeal at all.
>Sadly, I don't think RoTK has a western appeal at all.
My dude Dynasty Warriors was a perennial staple of vidya for like a straight decade from 2003 to 2013. Yes, it doesn't permeate through Western culture the way it does through Eastern culture, but even millennial normies have a vague idea of "that hack'n'slash game I played when I was a teenager that was pretty fun with the silly Chinese Wong Pong Ling Long names"
no landboats
>Mickey, Donald and Goofy perform the Peach Garden Oath
>Cao Cao is a pig not a cow (male) since his name sounds like sow
If we go with those 3 as the Sworn Peach Brothers Considering I'm pretty sure Donald has the most extensive expanded family not just the nephews but relatives like Scrooge McDuck he should Liu Bei making Liu Bei and we can make bunch of his relatives from the comics should be members of the Imperial family And they should definitely choose someone to have more focused than usual in 3 Kingdom's media among the royal family to be Scrooge McDuck.
Well for one if Donald is Liu Bei then he's his relative and he's the only relevant old guy in the story.
>what could they do with him in a Disney movie
He would give shelter to Donald/Micky/Goofy after they escape from Cao Cao following the defeat of Yuan Shao (played by Gladstone Gander).
Donald as Liu Bei, Goofy and his family as Sun clan, Mickey as Cao Cao
Pete would be Dong Zhou
>Mickey as Cao Cao
>Cao Cao's laugh (you know the scene) with Mickey's voice
Then who is Lu Bu?
Pete is Cao Cao
Just pencil a mustache over picrel and you are halfway there
So is P.J. Cao Pi ? And are they going to treat him taking over control of the Empire a big plan to make his daughter Pistol into a Queen by having her marry the Emperor of China but in a way of him just going to ridiculous likes to make some sort of promise to his daughter?
Give me book accurate Liu Bei with his freakish arms and ears or give me death
no landboats
What do you mean ĺandboats?
*beep boop*
Seeing their track record with live action Mulan, I don't think China would give a shit. They hated that one chink movie too about that marvel kung fu guy that even tried to involve wushi theatrics later on.
Legends of the 10 Rings why would they hate that? I actually saw that whole movie and I don't know why the Chinese government would hate it.
Fu Manchu / Mandarin stereotype, even when it was retconned and modernized, was still seen as a racist characature. The main actor, Liu, made the chinese govt upset by criticizing the govt in an off hand twitter post.
>Liu described China as a "third world" country where people were "dying of starvation" when he and his parents left. A screenshot of his comments has circulated on Weibo, a popular social networking platform in China, with one user commenting: "Then why does he play a Chinese character?"
Growing US-China tensions.
gonna be honest with you that ship has long sailed. also Disney isn't one I'd trust to make epics since their brand is rooted in character-centric productions
Disney makes movies based around many different fairy tales. The 3 kingdoms of China has a lot of fairy tales about it that they could focus on numerous different ones to make a princess movie or such.
I don’t think so. Too bloody and too convoluted to follow for a mainstream American audience.
They said that about HBO Rome but that was kino as frick and well regarded. Still, I tend to lean eith others here who say Disney's version would just suck ass.
I don't think you would want a Disney 3k. Would ruin it to a new era of zoomie foreigners who never heard of RoTK. That and Disney only does live action shit nowadays because it's relatively less expensive for a return on investment.
Who would be the waifu Cinemaphile posts about nonstop?
I don't know the time period of the free Kingdom has a lot of princesses but I would like it to be her.
I'd see that she's probably limits for Dynasty Warriors because he loves interest with someone else in that game they might actually do it.
Cute. Mine would be reverse-Mulan, Zheng Jiang. Though I highly doubt Disney would extend that far if at all.
For me, it's Hong Jing.
>game was amazingly fun on release
>every update ruined it more and more
>it's completely unplayable garbage now
i can't believe I had to pirate a game I own in order to play the release edition in order to have fun with it again
Check out this mod I think it fixed his most of the bugs they left in the game unfixed.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2423136085
no, no no
i'm not talking about bugs, i'm talking about actual updates and shit they added that ruined the game
like you literally cannot play the game anymore due to Cao Cao AI's OP as shit powers debuffing you constantly.
MUH AMBITION
Anyone got any good ideas for what they could use the Beagle boys for?
I got some yellow turban vibes coming from them
YES!