thats not true she was kinda into him but did get over him fast. then again, they did barely speak. then when she saw him again i guess she recognized him soon but was still a bit annoyed at him for pretending to be someone else? i didnt quite get it
>If that's not love at first sight, I don't know what is.
That's not love at first sight, because it doesn't exist.
Frick at first sight is what's actually happening.
She had zero interest in Ali before that. She was interested in Aladdin from their first conversations. That's kind of the point of the whole prince facade.
Okay, fair enough, she had interest in Aladdin. The carpet was still enough to win her over. Frickin Prince Horse's Ass would have been in there if he had a flying carpet.
>AND THEY WEREN’T EVEN DATING YET
In real life women will either think you’re creepy, desperate, and/or a doormat if you showed dedication before dating
Beauty and the beast forever for me
Ever since I watched it I couldn't stop fantasizing about kidnapping women, it's the biggest fantasy for me. I think the ideal realtionship is the one where you don't need any contact with other human beings whatsoever, I think it was really romantic when she just stayed with him and couldn't even see another human being. It's like they were the whole world to each other. It made me very upset when she wanted to see her father, in my fantasies the girl never wants to leave my castle ever.
>Anon how did you make this connection as a child?
I watched it and liked it a lot, I became really obsessed with it as a concept and frequently imagine myself kidnapping various women. Every day before going to sleep I play out this fantasy of stalking a girl I like, learning her behaviour and habits and what products she uses, sizes she wears to prepare ideal room for her and then I kidnap her and we spend eternity together. At first she resists it obviously but over time she gets used to it and in fact falls in love with me even harder than I am with her as I'm her entire world. >Can I ask you about your current social/work life?
I'm about to get my masters degree in finance this month and looking for work in consulting
This doesn't bug me at all, but shit like this can get weird when they show it.
At this point they're both grown enough that you don't care, but in the cartoon they had plucky teenager eugene steal from the queen and then they flashed over to rapunzel as a baby in the tower. When they do that then it feels just a little weird even though it's not
>Killed a bunch of people for a girl he just met that morning
He's basically Marv from Sin City, but in a Disney movie. He truly is the greatest Disney prince of all time.
He is an a solute Chad who sings & dances with random hot chicks in the forest while out riding.
Tells his father he will marry the mystery woman over some stuck up princess he has never met. Weds them both.
Kills a dragon! No other Prince except Eric has slain such a mighty foe & Eric used a fricking boat, Phillip used a sword & shield.
Phillip is the GOAT. Eric, Aladdin, & Beast are runners up depending on specifics, ut no one tops Phil
>literal prostitute had a job to seduce main character >falls in love for real but thinks she is not worth him >main character saves her above all anyway
Megara is probably the only Disney heroine that feels like a flawed and likeable character. Everyone else is fricking uncanny perfection.
>those statues during her big song where half-beasts are carrying off blindfolded women >she ended up where she was in life because the man she fell in love (blindfold) only wanted sex and cast her off as a ruined woman rather than marrying her like she thought they were going to do >she's never allowed herself to fall in love again because she thinks she'll just get tricked by a half-beast again >even the fabricated meeting between her and Hercules had him saving her from being raped by a centaur
She's definitely the most mentally damaged princess.
Kek I had to remind myself how it went down with everyone seething. She left the man who loved her for who she was and wanted to share the world with her for a dude who fell for her after she changed herself and got her a bunch of shiny things. I know they wanted it to follow history but it’s just too rich. Role model for young girls indeed.
Well the first Pocahontas movie wasn't really accurate, which is why the second movie seems so jarring. In real life Pocahontas was around 12 and John Smith was 28 when she saved him from her father. She married John Rolfe six years later and didn't meet Smith again in England until three years after that. She considered him more like a father figure.
I'm dating a native chick and she said this was her favorite Disney movie growing up. I don't know how people can imply that media doesn't affect you, especially as a kid.
I have seen quite some in my time, but most impactful in recent times was Song of the sea, but it's about family and since I have a kid whose mother left me.. well. That was rly interesting to me.
If I had to choose a disney couple, I think little mermaid maybe is the best.
The Lilo and Stitch one barely seem like a couple.
Don't remember the Mulan one.
lol
I'll say Aladdin and Jasmine because they have the most memorable chemistry.
These aren't the top 4.
idk about couple but it has the best writing of any Disney movie while subverting every Disney formula >Only character arc is that protag goes from being evil bastard to just a bastard >Calls out its own plot holes >Villains are morally justified to kill protag, even if self-serving. They're just a little too zealous. >Both protags and villains constantly fricking up their own plans , protags only win because of slapstick >No love interest because protag is a c**t even at the end. >Even the goofy lovable sidekick/protag that teaches the mc to care about people is just a NIMBY
lol we all know who live action David is
That fat kid from the new Spider-Man movies?
KKKKIIIINNNNOOOOO
This is how hispanics on /misc/ picture themselves.
Rent free
A. she was a WHOA
Least homosexual greek
>simpcules
Honey, you mean HUNKULES!
Mulan wins
Reminder that Jasmine had zero interest in Aladdin before she saw the flying carpet
Can you blame her? A flying carpet is fricking cool. Girls have sucked wieners for less.
Wow, an Arab b***h that only cares about material possessions, what a fricking shocker there Disney
thats not true she was kinda into him but did get over him fast. then again, they did barely speak. then when she saw him again i guess she recognized him soon but was still a bit annoyed at him for pretending to be someone else? i didnt quite get it
you really expect people to fall in love at first sight?
I have an Aunt and Uncle who dated each other for two weeks before getting married and they've been together for 40 years.
If that's not love at first sight, I don't know what is.
>If that's not love at first sight, I don't know what is.
That's not love at first sight, because it doesn't exist.
Frick at first sight is what's actually happening.
I have personally experienced love at first sight. I am now happily married to the woman. Sorry you've never had that
For forty years?
In prince ali*
She had zero interest in Ali before that. She was interested in Aladdin from their first conversations. That's kind of the point of the whole prince facade.
Okay, fair enough, she had interest in Aladdin. The carpet was still enough to win her over. Frickin Prince Horse's Ass would have been in there if he had a flying carpet.
SHE RIDE MY CARPET
WHEN I'M IN NEEEEEEEEED
She’s a trifling princess
Indeeed
Reminds me of that one short where Stich cucks Aladdin because he has a fricking spaceship lmao
Best couple was pocahontas getting bleached
What did they mean by that btw?
It's true, women want men to kowtow to them without the promise of sex.
>AND THEY WEREN’T EVEN DATING YET
In real life women will either think you’re creepy, desperate, and/or a doormat if you showed dedication before dating
unless you're chad
Beauty and the beast forever for me
Ever since I watched it I couldn't stop fantasizing about kidnapping women, it's the biggest fantasy for me. I think the ideal realtionship is the one where you don't need any contact with other human beings whatsoever, I think it was really romantic when she just stayed with him and couldn't even see another human being. It's like they were the whole world to each other. It made me very upset when she wanted to see her father, in my fantasies the girl never wants to leave my castle ever.
9gag is down the hall to the left
Do you want to be my bf? I'm a man btw.
Wtf
He's right here, Mr. FBI agent
Anon how did you make this connection as a child? Can I ask you about your current social/work life?
>Anon how did you make this connection as a child?
I watched it and liked it a lot, I became really obsessed with it as a concept and frequently imagine myself kidnapping various women. Every day before going to sleep I play out this fantasy of stalking a girl I like, learning her behaviour and habits and what products she uses, sizes she wears to prepare ideal room for her and then I kidnap her and we spend eternity together. At first she resists it obviously but over time she gets used to it and in fact falls in love with me even harder than I am with her as I'm her entire world.
>Can I ask you about your current social/work life?
I'm about to get my masters degree in finance this month and looking for work in consulting
Ty anon
>He helped take care of Lilo
You just know.
Technically Aladdin and Jasmine since they had an animated series and two animated movies before they got married.
They technically went on dates and actually got to know each other better before tying the knot.
Damn I loved the show when I was a kid, I wanted cool powers like that sorcerer guy with the glove.
No.
>8 year age gap
He might as well be her dad
SHE WAS ONLY 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
This doesn't bug me at all, but shit like this can get weird when they show it.
At this point they're both grown enough that you don't care, but in the cartoon they had plucky teenager eugene steal from the queen and then they flashed over to rapunzel as a baby in the tower. When they do that then it feels just a little weird even though it's not
Why are these PoC women with nonwhites. Where are the Aryan chads that historically subjugated them?
Pocahontas
Prince Phillip is the best prince.
>Killed a bunch of people for a girl he just met that morning
He's basically Marv from Sin City, but in a Disney movie. He truly is the greatest Disney prince of all time.
He is an a solute Chad who sings & dances with random hot chicks in the forest while out riding.
Tells his father he will marry the mystery woman over some stuck up princess he has never met. Weds them both.
Kills a dragon! No other Prince except Eric has slain such a mighty foe & Eric used a fricking boat, Phillip used a sword & shield.
Phillip is the GOAT. Eric, Aladdin, & Beast are runners up depending on specifics, ut no one tops Phil
Mulan's guy cared for her before he knew she was a she.
You cannot beat that my homie.
Sounds kinda gay dude
Nope. He said "no homo".
I didn't see that part of the movie bro. I don't think he did
>he missed the brojob scene
Were you asleep?!
Gay for pussy
If you think about it his poon instincts were so strong that he was still working on it without even knowing why
I like Hercules the best.
>literal prostitute had a job to seduce main character
>falls in love for real but thinks she is not worth him
>main character saves her above all anyway
Megara is probably the only Disney heroine that feels like a flawed and likeable character. Everyone else is fricking uncanny perfection.
>main character saves her above all anyway
Because she died for hercules
>those statues during her big song where half-beasts are carrying off blindfolded women
>she ended up where she was in life because the man she fell in love (blindfold) only wanted sex and cast her off as a ruined woman rather than marrying her like she thought they were going to do
>she's never allowed herself to fall in love again because she thinks she'll just get tricked by a half-beast again
>even the fabricated meeting between her and Hercules had him saving her from being raped by a centaur
She's definitely the most mentally damaged princess.
Either this or Esmeralda and Phoebus
You should watch the sequel
nah looks shit
The sequel was the first time I was fricking seething as a kid. Completely ruined Pocahontas 1 for me
Kek I had to remind myself how it went down with everyone seething. She left the man who loved her for who she was and wanted to share the world with her for a dude who fell for her after she changed herself and got her a bunch of shiny things. I know they wanted it to follow history but it’s just too rich. Role model for young girls indeed.
Part 2 was shocking for me, first ever disney princess movie where the main characters divorce lol that was fricked up.
Yeah, my and my sister were basically WHAT THE FRICK as hard as we could as kids. We felt dirty watching the sequel, guess we got cucked lol.
Are you gays like the zoomers who thought Titanic was just a movie and not based on something that really happened?
Since when did the writers care about being accurate to history?
Well the first Pocahontas movie wasn't really accurate, which is why the second movie seems so jarring. In real life Pocahontas was around 12 and John Smith was 28 when she saved him from her father. She married John Rolfe six years later and didn't meet Smith again in England until three years after that. She considered him more like a father figure.
I'm dating a native chick and she said this was her favorite Disney movie growing up. I don't know how people can imply that media doesn't affect you, especially as a kid.
Have you colonized her land yet?
No, her land is a shithole. She moved from the reservation to where I live. She never wants to go back.
Seething.
>native colonizes you
>I'm dating a native chick
sure you are, incel
>implying native girls only liked white guys after Disney made the Pocahontas movie
So her Disney Princess fantasy came true, good for her.
havent seen this, is it worth it?
im grown ass man now btw
Pocahantas is mid-tier
Which ones have you seen
I have seen quite some in my time, but most impactful in recent times was Song of the sea, but it's about family and since I have a kid whose mother left me.. well. That was rly interesting to me.
If I had to choose a disney couple, I think little mermaid maybe is the best.
god I fricking hate women so much even in animated form
>the cutest and most fun Disney princess
>genuinely nice love story between a boy and a girl
Yet it’s trapped in the shittiest movie.
>the cutest and most fun Disney princess
>genuinely nice love story between a boy and a girl
troony
Just read the book forehead
Pictured here, a female in her absolute prime
The Lilo and Stitch one barely seem like a couple.
Don't remember the Mulan one.
lol
I'll say Aladdin and Jasmine because they have the most memorable chemistry.
These aren't the top 4.
The Mulan one is the funniest because even at surface level the Captain has to be a enormous homosexual.
to be fair, he doesn't know why he's going gay, but he is going with it.
Pic related is the TRUE best Disney Couple
idk about couple but it has the best writing of any Disney movie while subverting every Disney formula
>Only character arc is that protag goes from being evil bastard to just a bastard
>Calls out its own plot holes
>Villains are morally justified to kill protag, even if self-serving. They're just a little too zealous.
>Both protags and villains constantly fricking up their own plans , protags only win because of slapstick
>No love interest because protag is a c**t even at the end.
>Even the goofy lovable sidekick/protag that teaches the mc to care about people is just a NIMBY
Don't forget
>Family has both a mother and a father who are still alive
Kristanna is the best. Not in 2 because 2 sucks