No. I'm a 33 year old virgin who hasn't had a job in 6 years and I live with my parents. Still have real friends though and I'm quite happy about that.
>never left my childhood home, havent run into anyone from school in over a decade
damn it hit me recently am i the only loser who still lives in the town i grew up in? lol damn i thought there had to be at least one other loser like me from my graduating class who was still NEETing it up living at home in our hometown but i have yet to run into any so i think i just might be the last man standing
>am i the only loser who still lives in the town i grew up in?
I think this is fairly common. I live in a semi major metropolitan area. See no reason to leave unless we get to Camp of the Saints tier.
I moved back after college and bought a house up the street from my highschool. There are a couple of people still around. As people get older and have kids they might start coming back, guess it depends on if there's any jobs or good neighborhoods for kids.
neet for 4 months >feel like a useless loser, can hardly get an interview >still laugh most days, have a generally good time and never feel stressed
first day on new job >literally want to kms, have that weird feeling in my stomach that tells me i've made a huge mistake, and it wasn't my lunch >literally feel physically ill because i know i'll hate this job so much
But he has a soul. They may be bizarre, but has a rich inner life, a rich social life, he has a reason to live. George lacks all of this. That's the point. He has been shown the bleak reality of his situation by a total bum.
31 years old. Earlier this year I had the exact realization George had in the opposite episode. Since then I have been doing everything the opposite of what I would normally do. I talked to my boss about getting a raise. I finally moved out of my parents' house this week. My next goals are to lose my virginity and finish my college degree. We're all gonna make it, bros.
No. I'm 25 years old stuck in a deadend career surpassed by all my peers and juniors. My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking. I can no longer feel anything. I'm a kissless virgin and I know beyond any shadow of doubt that no woman will ever be attracted to me.
>My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking
I feel like this has happened to me. Been sober for over a year and I feel tangibly less intelligent. My memory and ability for recollection just isn't what it used to be. Thought it would have started reversing but I guess the damage inflicted was permanent.
>My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking
I feel like this has happened to me. Been sober for over a year and I feel tangibly less intelligent. My memory and ability for recollection just isn't what it used to be. Thought it would have started reversing but I guess the damage inflicted was permanent.
I don't drink but 15 years of browsing Cinemaphile everyday has definitely lowered my IQ.
he's trying to get George to do something about his stagnant life and come with him to California to make it big.
Anyway, in the next episode Kramer gets arrested under the charge of being a serial killer.
>early 30's >neet >overweight (skinny fat) >lifelong dream to be a soldier >poliosis made me reclusive >began getting in shape this year >slow but steady progress >once i get fit im going to get surgery to have poliosis removed
This is my only prospect in life. I have to achieve my goal.
>34 >wizard >zero will to have a gf >few friends, find most people boring >completely detached from news and politics >good job >fit >balding >never seen any meaning in life >most of my time is spent working, studying or lifting
>Been lying to my parents about uni when I've actually dropped out a couple years ago
Is moving to bumfuck nowhere to be a minimum wagie and lie to them that I'm moving out for my 'career' a feasible option?
I literally can't face the shame.
Sooner or later you'll have to tell them anyway, right? If you come clean and explain that you don't have your shit together then they would probably want to help you.
>Erm... I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket... and I'm here to... to get my fines out of the way and get the fuck to work." The judge says "You can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." Then I said... I told the judge, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your fucking mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take your shit." I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said." I walked up to the god damn judge and I hand him my 25 dollars and I says "Here's my money, now I am leaving." And I left it at that
>nooooo!!! you cant just not have a job, you need to spend more than half your life working for the man!!!
sometimes i think homeless guys have the right idea, i mean other than walking around in their own shit and piss all day long, they're living the life!
>finally have enough saved to buy a new car and move out of my parents' place >immediately quit my job because I hate it >change credit card autopay setup to minimum payment
Where am I going with this one?
28 and NEET with a few oddjobs here and there
i'm a Cinemaphile rooncel who outwardly looks normal to people but is heavily autistic
I need a real job to talk to normal people (do they exist anymore?)
I wrote a nearly 3,000 word letter to myself that I will receive in 3 years and by the end I was basically begging my future self to not make a mockery of the little time I was given to spend on this planet
No. I'm a 33 year old virgin who hasn't had a job in 6 years and I live with my parents. Still have real friends though and I'm quite happy about that.
What are you going to do when your parents die?
kms
>unemployed and live with your parents
you have the perfect role model right there man
same boat except for the having friends part
>never left my childhood home, havent run into anyone from school in over a decade
damn it hit me recently am i the only loser who still lives in the town i grew up in? lol damn i thought there had to be at least one other loser like me from my graduating class who was still NEETing it up living at home in our hometown but i have yet to run into any so i think i just might be the last man standing
>am i the only loser who still lives in the town i grew up in?
I think this is fairly common. I live in a semi major metropolitan area. See no reason to leave unless we get to Camp of the Saints tier.
I moved back after college and bought a house up the street from my highschool. There are a couple of people still around. As people get older and have kids they might start coming back, guess it depends on if there's any jobs or good neighborhoods for kids.
You can't type like a sober human.
No.
neet for 4 months
>feel like a useless loser, can hardly get an interview
>still laugh most days, have a generally good time and never feel stressed
first day on new job
>literally want to kms, have that weird feeling in my stomach that tells me i've made a huge mistake, and it wasn't my lunch
>literally feel physically ill because i know i'll hate this job so much
You're nervous and scared by the change in environment. Push through it and make friends with your coworkers
>Coming from Kramer, who goes from odd-job to odd-job, scraping by living in a building subsidized by tax-payers.
Yeah but everyone like Kramer
But he yearns.
Um, he was in the middle of a work strike sweaty.
But he has a soul. They may be bizarre, but has a rich inner life, a rich social life, he has a reason to live. George lacks all of this. That's the point. He has been shown the bleak reality of his situation by a total bum.
he also has a fuckload of money that he fell into unexplained
He gets by.
31 years old. Earlier this year I had the exact realization George had in the opposite episode. Since then I have been doing everything the opposite of what I would normally do. I talked to my boss about getting a raise. I finally moved out of my parents' house this week. My next goals are to lose my virginity and finish my college degree. We're all gonna make it, bros.
No. I'm 25 years old stuck in a deadend career surpassed by all my peers and juniors. My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking. I can no longer feel anything. I'm a kissless virgin and I know beyond any shadow of doubt that no woman will ever be attracted to me.
Depression is a choice
>My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking
I feel like this has happened to me. Been sober for over a year and I feel tangibly less intelligent. My memory and ability for recollection just isn't what it used to be. Thought it would have started reversing but I guess the damage inflicted was permanent.
I don't drink but 15 years of browsing Cinemaphile everyday has definitely lowered my IQ.
I like to read the daily news
No. I also don't have a job, money, a woman, anything on the horizon, any action at all or any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning.
It could be George doing the talk and the conversation would still be valid, Kramer most likely wouldn't care.
garden gnome hypocrisy.
I like to read the daily shitposts.
I thought they were friends, why is Kramer saying these things to him. I've never watched this episode how does it end?
he's trying to get George to do something about his stagnant life and come with him to California to make it big.
Anyway, in the next episode Kramer gets arrested under the charge of being a serial killer.
slap hoes
spit flows
sneed
dilate
cope
seethe
ywnbaw
Do you even have a hentai collection, George?
>early 30's
>neet
>overweight (skinny fat)
>lifelong dream to be a soldier
>poliosis made me reclusive
>began getting in shape this year
>slow but steady progress
>once i get fit im going to get surgery to have poliosis removed
This is my only prospect in life. I have to achieve my goal.
>lifelong dream to die for Israel
>he said as he consumed his goyslop
i want to see that new movie with gosling in it!
>34
>wizard
>zero will to have a gf
>few friends, find most people boring
>completely detached from news and politics
>good job
>fit
>balding
>never seen any meaning in life
>most of my time is spent working, studying or lifting
You must imagine anon happy.
>Been lying to my parents about uni when I've actually dropped out a couple years ago
Is moving to bumfuck nowhere to be a minimum wagie and lie to them that I'm moving out for my 'career' a feasible option?
I literally can't face the shame.
Sooner or later you'll have to tell them anyway, right? If you come clean and explain that you don't have your shit together then they would probably want to help you.
you probably should've told them years ago when you first dropped out, now you've just made the situation 1000x worse by lying to them for years
It's never too late to say something. Imagine the weight off
nada
i'm a 'musician' haha
based GYBE enjoyer
I need a BBFIII edit.
>Erm... I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket... and I'm here to... to get my fines out of the way and get the fuck to work." The judge says "You can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." Then I said... I told the judge, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your fucking mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take your shit." I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said." I walked up to the god damn judge and I hand him my 25 dollars and I says "Here's my money, now I am leaving." And I left it at that
gusiness book record for worlds longest living lifelong NEET
>nooooo!!! you cant just not have a job, you need to spend more than half your life working for the man!!!
sometimes i think homeless guys have the right idea, i mean other than walking around in their own shit and piss all day long, they're living the life!
I think you missed the point. Kramer doesn't have a job either. Kramer is living the life. George isn't. Only one of them is free.
Jerry doesn't really have a job either.
Jerry is canonically gnomish
He has gigs and residuals
he's on the fringe of the humor business
>he's
>He's
How difficult is that?
who cares
You obviously do, since it bothered you to the point where you replied. I care too.
Let's care enough to fix it. Try one more time.
nope
No, I'm turning 32 next month and I think a less emotionally stunted person would have killed themselves at this point.
>finally have enough saved to buy a new car and move out of my parents' place
>immediately quit my job because I hate it
>change credit card autopay setup to minimum payment
Where am I going with this one?
https://usdebtclock.org/
im a fat drug addict so i never bothered planning ahead for the future or training for a real career since ill probably be dead by 40 anyway
28 and NEET with a few oddjobs here and there
i'm a Cinemaphile rooncel who outwardly looks normal to people but is heavily autistic
I need a real job to talk to normal people (do they exist anymore?)
Reminder:
https://www.penskefile.com/
I wrote a nearly 3,000 word letter to myself that I will receive in 3 years and by the end I was basically begging my future self to not make a mockery of the little time I was given to spend on this planet
im gonna do this, thanks anon
btw can we get a snippet of what you wrote?
what episode is this again?
"The Keys"
The joke is instead of normal friends being supportive, Jerry's friends are not. They are brutal.