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because she is an orge too you dumbass
COPE
most women on dating apps are.
Doesn't matter, still would.
Didn't she choose to become an ogre after finding true love or some shit
No anon you have to ignore the context so incels can wallow in self-pity
Have you seen human Shrek
She was always human, she got cursed. It's like you people didn't watch the movie.
>she got cursed
Which the sequels didn't bother to elaborate upon.
It's the equivalent of an attractive girl losing a limb and having to step down even when an objectively better looking guy asks her out. The handsome dude just happens to be under 6'6
And the short guy is a complete c**t Like all short guys
>YWN have an orge women three times your weight sit on you
I want her to be all orge me.
Yes.
Nah. I was over 18 at the time it came out.
I watched Shrek Retold yesterday. I forgot just how much of it was low effort memey crap. The only live action segment I liked was the one that tried to be a well-shot drama. I'm glad the Shrek vs the knights fight scene had someone who actually gave a shit. There were lots of iconic parts of the movie like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" that were done by people who couldn't give less of a shit when it's supposed to be a tribute to Shrek.
>I'm glad the Shrek vs the knights fight scene had someone who actually gave a shit.
The best part is that it segways from a competent anime parody indie animation right into fricking Chris-Chan.
>*grunt, squeal, oink*
>"H-hold on, mama, we gotta take a break from our lovequest. I have to explain this Shrek scene for our movie the nice fellas online asked me to be in.
>*The distressed, ghoulish moans of a woman who no longer has the capability to understand why her pelvis hurts.*
>"It's the wrasslin' part!"
>The only live action segment I liked was the one that tried to be a well-shot drama.
The opening scene and the merry men rap were alright
The reviewer can go die in a pit though
>The reviewer can go die in a pit though
Which part is that?
In the latter half of the video. Some dude legit just makes a really fricking awful review of Shrek instead of actually doing a skit and it is not funny at all even ironically.
I am so glad we are past that irony poisoned era of the internet, goddamn it was so bad.
Nah, pretty sure a Toy Story reanimated project released recently and it's exactly the same schtick
Are we really?
The problem is that these projects are filled with either people making it look like shit ironically, or they're genuinely untalented, and the fact that actually skilled people work on these make the problem more apparent. Wish they were more strict with who they allow to work on big projects like this.
BIG GREEN OGRE wiener
Manlets, when will they learn?
Shrek is a manlet for ogre standards
She also chose to be an ogress forever over being a white human forever in the second film.
>*over being a ginger
FTFY
You'd think Shrek 2 writers would have the King give his blessing to Shrek and Fiona when they were in their ogre forms. Not that heartfelt if he does it while they're handsome humans.
Shrek 2 isn't as good as the first, sorry if this sounds controversial these days. Shrek 5 stars, Shrek 2 4 stars. Shrek 3 3 stars, Shrek 4 2 star.
>Some of the Fairy Godmother' potions were : Fiagra, Hex-Lax, Elfa Seltzer, Toadstool Softener and Preparation Hunch
First movie is better
>first movie better
I don't think that's correct
It is better, just like Panda 1 is better than Panda 2. More refined stories.
Why are you complaining about funny background gags in Shrek 2 when the thread is about Shrek 1?
Why is it always a bunch of Farquaad simps who conveniently leave out the fact he was an awful person, inside and out?
Cause they're awful people
Dreamworks sure went out of their way to make kung fu Panda 2 as boring to watch, narratively rushed and annoyingly unfunny as possible. One of their worst films.
Hell no.
Yes, 2 was somehow not a disaster but just as iconic, everything else after was garbage.
Should've stopped with the first movie. They couldn't stop with the second movie even if they wanted because there was still unresolved stuff. For example, what the frick happened to Charming?
He died in the third one, the tower crushed him.
He wasn't just short. He was an butthole who happened to be short.
Fairy Godmother breaking her diet by eating junk food out of stress like tacos, chili rings, monte cristos and deep fried food smothered in chocolate was just Dreamworks trying to make adults laugh via cheap identification. Nothing clever about that joke.
Frick off stan
Did this guy even watch the movie? Shrek and Fiona has more in common. Farquad is also an butthole.
HEIGHTISM is REAL
and I DESERVE monetary compensation from the GOVERNMENT
>deports fairytale/nursery rhymes characters to a swamp, even the human ones like Pied Piper or Old Woman in the Shoe and her children, because they don't fit his idea of a perfect world
>has Gingerbread Man tortured so he rats out his fellow magical characters, and later throws him to a garbage can once he loses interest in the interrogation
>forces the DuLoc citizens to live in identical looking houses with the same coats of paint
>wants to send knights to fight Dragon and save Fiona because he's unwilling to do it himself
>turns Magic Mirror in his new source of information against his will
>turns Mama Bear in a rug for his bedroom
>doesn't thank Shrek for rescuing Fiona and tells him to go away before he changes his mind about giving him back the swamp
>stops considering Fiona after she turns into an ogresss ("it's disgusting") and inmediately says he'll lock her in the tower again while holding a dagger to her throat
Farquaad was an butthole
Stops considering Fiona a person.
Damn that movie was relatable
It's okay on a closed environment, is even a great film since nothing quite like was done before. But the damage it did to animated movies and his legacy kinda ruins in some level, specially because what it did and what made it special was copied and pasted over and over again in all animated movies to come after him so rewatching you don't get the same experience, becoming a meme also didn't help but is not that important, when you look at it from a separate angle you see how Shrek was destructive thing even if didn't tried to do that.
I think the sequel gets the type of humor it tries to do better, barely remember the third one and never watched the fourth because I had no reason to.
Better than Prince of Egypt. Can't get into that film. Specifically, can't get into the characters.
Frick off Shartale gay
What makes you think that must be him?
The current meta to farm (You)s is to LARP as Sharktalegay and call "him" out
>Dragon bursts through the church's stained glass window and eats a screaming Farquaad in one bite
Satisfying death
>"All right, novody move. I got a dragon here and i'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge!"
Sure