About 5 years ago he was directly responding to sleepycast/oneyplays haters on Cinemaphile while at his brother's place and even took pictures of himself flipping them off, long story short they thought that's where he lived and his brother was already mentally ill at the time, they were falsely accused of possessing cp and his brother couldn't handle it and killed himself
a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
>a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
It could have been believable until this point. Zach actually had pretty comical anger issues and regularly snapped at people online, but I don't imagine him posting photos of himself online. Especially not Cinemaphile of all places. He's more of the "wall of text" type.
No he survived that, he was found washed up on shore a couple miles away. Had to be hospitalized for a bit afterwards and the tire thing happened a few years after that iirc.
>a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
It could have been believable until this point. Zach actually had pretty comical anger issues and regularly snapped at people online, but I don't imagine him posting photos of himself online. Especially not Cinemaphile of all places. He's more of the "wall of text" type.
Guys. This is a stealth Oneyplays thread. Y'know, the guys who notoriously gaslight each other all the time and say made up shit?
Use the ol' noggin a little bit. Critical thinking and such.
Apparently it needed to be said for a couple-o dum-dums.
Forget the gaslighting, there's at least one parasocial schizo who's obsessed with creating rumors about Zach, sometimes Chris. It's bizarre. Also, you're going to get testicular cancer and lose both your nards someday. Be prepared.
Remember that guy who was fricking obsessed with Ding Dong specifically and kept making threads about him on multiple boards? Why do maniacs focus on these guys?
I hope DD stopped lurking all Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
2 years ago
Anonymous
he stopped coming here a long time ago and just keeps to himself which is good
thankfully the threads about him pretty much stopped, now anytime brings him up they ask what he's up tp
2 years ago
Anonymous
Everytime I ask what he's up to I get told he's still e-begging and Streisanding himself on streams. Is that just Cinemaphile being overdramatic? Don't wont to look myself cause I saw a picture of his VRChat avatar he apparently streams with now that's a pink donkey with a dildo up it's ass or something. I just want to watch him stream kusoge without Chris phoning it in in the background again.
2 years ago
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Last I saw a few months ago he'll just stream and talk about stuff but for the most part he's quieter now
Occasionally he'll go on twitter to say something about whatever but he's actually done a good job of not overdoing it
if you ever hang out in a general or any thread with a semi-consistent culture it gets pretty easy to tell when someones being an autist or trolling
alternatively having your show being hyper-criticized on here probably leads to upping your own standards, you'll never please every moron on here but you might at least fix any more obvious issues
Zach seems WAYYY more normie than 99% of his fans give him credit for. He says wacky things because he knows they're absurd, but if you listen to his serious reactions to things, he's very normie.
I don't think so. Almost everything he talks about relates to internet videos, tidbit facts you'd find in video essays, goblins, rats, weirdos on the internet, mainstream current events, weird obscure current events, beheadings, Trump, and animation.
>What do you possibly consider "normie"?
Somebody who thinks about and responds to things in an orthodox way. All of the shit you listed is a part of his comedy routine, said specifically because of how out-there and absurd it is.
When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.
>When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.
if anything this is a good thing unironically
That's what I mean. Everyone is somehow stupid enough to have convinced themselves that Zach is some sort of "wacky guy," but even in Oneyplays, he doesn't hide the fact that he has a conventional manner of looking at the world. That's why he loves absurdism; he's a person who's rooted in conventional logic.
Now, I say none of that as an insult. Just that it's ridiculous that people somehow think he "fits right in" on Cinemaphile, when he clearly doesn't. Corey and Shad do, but Zach gets his memes second-hand.
Zach knows when to reel it back. He was able to get a show on cable network, so he clearly has the ability to work in the normieverse. He also probably just calmed down a lot more as he got older. A lot of the edgy YouTube animators back in the early 2010s simply matured into regular adults.
I just don't think he was ever the type to go on Cinemaphile. Just from how he reacts to things Corey says, as if Corey's talking another language, I just don't think he understands, thus never participated in, the culture of this website.
He's mentioned before that he used to go on Cinemaphile, /misc/ was one of the boards he'd go on just to get news for certain things but this was before 2016 completely ruined everything on there
No but one of his more autistic new grounds friends probably tells him when Cinemaphile is shitting on him or praising him or talking about wanting to have gay sweaty sex with him and he probably responds with a "oh, okay"
Most of Zach's humor seems like stuff you'd find from lurking on Cinemaphile, why not?
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>What do you possibly consider "normie"?
Somebody who thinks about and responds to things in an orthodox way. All of the shit you listed is a part of his comedy routine, said specifically because of how out-there and absurd it is.
When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.
I hope so. Hey Zach if you see this learn some improv if you're going to go down the "realistic conversations" route. Otherwise, your show is just going to sound like a podcast.
What if you met Zach IRL and you looked to the side of his head an realize his eyes aren't in his head but floating very closely to his face would you tell anyone?
He was pretending to be a hater of Smiling Friends just to get this place to watch it but that's about it. He's said in a video that he can't take places like this
>Zach seems to be against things that waste time and cheap dopamine rushes.
I honestly idolize the guy for his work ethic and it's something I've really been trying to emulate lately. Dude is disciplined as frick, Cory too.
Take that picture, darken it a bit and make the background spooky and he'd look like some analog horror creature. His eyes are already kind of unnerving me.
>says he hates Cinemaphile
yet almost all those homosexual come back anyway cause they know we love and critique the shit outta their work. I hope Zach and co both see this post, cause they need to know their show is the best thing thats been on adult swin in a while. Also Cory is a big homosexual for hating the buu saga and everything it gave us, stop being a purist autist
I remember that episode, they were taking about either a Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile thread. Niall said somebody was pretending to be him and he thought the imposter was a genuinely impressive question answerer, made me howl.
In case you come here Zach, I love the show and I've been a fan since the Newgrounds days.
This latest episode wasn't funny, but hey, it was still entertaining and everything else was great so far, I guess it's just the expectation of a proper special that left a bad taste in my mouth. Don't let the negativity get to you, champ!
Much love from Brazil.
Michael is very cool too, give him some more love, everyone.
If Zach is here, I'll tell him that Chris should never invite Corey back to Oneyplays. Watching a mental patient spazz out over Sonic and then ramble about the idiotic things he does and thinks about isn't entertaining.
I think Cory is fine so long as he has someone more normal to balance him out. Chris, Zach, and Cory don't work very well because they're all weird and so the most weird one tends to dominate. You need a straight man, like Lyle or Tomar.
He's mentioned on Sleepycast that he doesn't. All of them mentioned it. The only time they come here is when somebody tells them somebody is impersonating them.
I wanna lurk in his pants
Hi Jaxxy
Put down the fricking knife Jaxxy
i don't want to put a fricking bullet in your head baby darling
I'll shit my pants
And I'll shit yours
I'll drop a turd
Right down your drawers
at most, cory tells him about threads he liked
Every Cinemaphilereator lurks on here, every single one
The only ones who don’t are the hanna barbera boomers who don’t know how to operate this site, and even that might be a minority
All of them?
Yes
EEEEVERYONNNE
>Every Cinemaphilereator lurks on here
I'm so sorry they have to lurk on the worst board on Cinemaphile.
I see you never been to Cinemaphile. At least Cinemaphile kind of talks about cartoons and comics time to time. Cinemaphile is just... awful.
Doubt
No and to prove it there WON’T be a worm in the first episode of season 2.
not ever since he accidently doxxed his brother who got harassed to the point of suicide
Wait what
About 5 years ago he was directly responding to sleepycast/oneyplays haters on Cinemaphile while at his brother's place and even took pictures of himself flipping them off, long story short they thought that's where he lived and his brother was already mentally ill at the time, they were falsely accused of possessing cp and his brother couldn't handle it and killed himself
a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
>haters on Cinemaphile
Not surprised
>a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
It could have been believable until this point. Zach actually had pretty comical anger issues and regularly snapped at people online, but I don't imagine him posting photos of himself online. Especially not Cinemaphile of all places. He's more of the "wall of text" type.
that's even more fricked up than Chris's brother Burt who got decapitated rolling down a hill in a tire.
I thought he was killed by a big seaweed moron
No he survived that, he was found washed up on shore a couple miles away. Had to be hospitalized for a bit afterwards and the tire thing happened a few years after that iirc.
this never happened. dd & j and egoraptor made threads on Cinemaphile. zach never did. big fat liar.
Yeah and Tomar was the one spearheading that effort, it's why you never see them together off stage
oh my god
did that really happen
zach get back to work
>did that really happen
No
based zach trying to gaslight everyone on the thread.
Guys. This is a stealth Oneyplays thread. Y'know, the guys who notoriously gaslight each other all the time and say made up shit?
Use the ol' noggin a little bit. Critical thinking and such.
Hello captain obvious.
Apparently it needed to be said for a couple-o dum-dums.
Forget the gaslighting, there's at least one parasocial schizo who's obsessed with creating rumors about Zach, sometimes Chris. It's bizarre. Also, you're going to get testicular cancer and lose both your nards someday. Be prepared.
Remember that guy who was fricking obsessed with Ding Dong specifically and kept making threads about him on multiple boards? Why do maniacs focus on these guys?
Friendless morons spending hours watching and REWATCHING the videos all day thinking they are his friends too having those conversations.
t.
>Why do maniacs focus on these guys?
either jealousy, or mental instability catching on a perceived slight in a para-social relationship.
I hope DD stopped lurking all Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
he stopped coming here a long time ago and just keeps to himself which is good
thankfully the threads about him pretty much stopped, now anytime brings him up they ask what he's up tp
Everytime I ask what he's up to I get told he's still e-begging and Streisanding himself on streams. Is that just Cinemaphile being overdramatic? Don't wont to look myself cause I saw a picture of his VRChat avatar he apparently streams with now that's a pink donkey with a dildo up it's ass or something. I just want to watch him stream kusoge without Chris phoning it in in the background again.
Last I saw a few months ago he'll just stream and talk about stuff but for the most part he's quieter now
Occasionally he'll go on twitter to say something about whatever but he's actually done a good job of not overdoing it
Yeah, Tomar says it was accidental, but we all know he doxxed his Zach's brother so he could be his brother, kind of fricked up to be honest.
Every Cinemaphile creator lurks here from time to time, it's one of the best places to get honest feedback.
Source: I am one.
Which show? I'm feeling ready to unload some honesty
Either Ian or Jim Zub
Ugh I gotta say I wasn’t a big fan of your last big project. I mean honest opinion here it came off to much big not enough project.
There's so many people here that are just mad at everything while also being severely autistic. How could you even get useful feedback?
if you ever hang out in a general or any thread with a semi-consistent culture it gets pretty easy to tell when someones being an autist or trolling
alternatively having your show being hyper-criticized on here probably leads to upping your own standards, you'll never please every moron on here but you might at least fix any more obvious issues
Hmm Interesting
Zach seems WAYYY more normie than 99% of his fans give him credit for. He says wacky things because he knows they're absurd, but if you listen to his serious reactions to things, he's very normie.
I don't think so. Almost everything he talks about relates to internet videos, tidbit facts you'd find in video essays, goblins, rats, weirdos on the internet, mainstream current events, weird obscure current events, beheadings, Trump, and animation.
What do you possibly consider "normie"?
>What do you possibly consider "normie"?
Somebody who thinks about and responds to things in an orthodox way. All of the shit you listed is a part of his comedy routine, said specifically because of how out-there and absurd it is.
When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.
>When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.
if anything this is a good thing unironically
shad corey and stamper are the only real "out there" members of that clique the rest are pretty normal
wait forgot julian that dudes a nutcase
That's what I mean. Everyone is somehow stupid enough to have convinced themselves that Zach is some sort of "wacky guy," but even in Oneyplays, he doesn't hide the fact that he has a conventional manner of looking at the world. That's why he loves absurdism; he's a person who's rooted in conventional logic.
Now, I say none of that as an insult. Just that it's ridiculous that people somehow think he "fits right in" on Cinemaphile, when he clearly doesn't. Corey and Shad do, but Zach gets his memes second-hand.
>Zach gets his memes second-hand
zach strikes me as more of an ifunny kind of guy
Zach knows when to reel it back. He was able to get a show on cable network, so he clearly has the ability to work in the normieverse. He also probably just calmed down a lot more as he got older. A lot of the edgy YouTube animators back in the early 2010s simply matured into regular adults.
I just don't think he was ever the type to go on Cinemaphile. Just from how he reacts to things Corey says, as if Corey's talking another language, I just don't think he understands, thus never participated in, the culture of this website.
He's mentioned before that he used to go on Cinemaphile, /misc/ was one of the boards he'd go on just to get news for certain things but this was before 2016 completely ruined everything on there
Probably not, he has money. Probably he's watching his money right now.
No but one of his more autistic new grounds friends probably tells him when Cinemaphile is shitting on him or praising him or talking about wanting to have gay sweaty sex with him and he probably responds with a "oh, okay"
So are you asking if he's a tourist?
link to the episode?
https://userload.co/f/8a6ed42e1a12
damn I didn't know dolphins could do that
Thanks
>https://userload.co/f/8a6ed42e1a12
My autistic ass can't get this one to work. Got a mirror?
Lurking?
He probably makes a thread or two every day
I sincerely doubt he ever uses this website.
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I just can't imagine him saying this to be edgy and not have some of that edge be real
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Most of Zach's humor seems like stuff you'd find from lurking on Cinemaphile, why not?
here? no. /b/ and /misc/? probably.
No you're thinking of Jon
This dissonance between the character that's been created in people's minds and reality is astounding.
I hope so. Hey Zach if you see this learn some improv if you're going to go down the "realistic conversations" route. Otherwise, your show is just going to sound like a podcast.
No frick that, improv classes are gay and cringe the episode was funny because they were clearly doing phoned-in improv
I hope he does HEY ZACH LOVE THE SHOW KEEP IT UP
What if you met Zach IRL and you looked to the side of his head an realize his eyes aren't in his head but floating very closely to his face would you tell anyone?
No one will believe me but I am Dan Povenmire, I read this board everyday
Based Dan. I hope you do
Dan again, you are too harsh with Hamster and Gretel you might wanna wait for its release
He was pretending to be a hater of Smiling Friends just to get this place to watch it but that's about it. He's said in a video that he can't take places like this
He's tearing holes into his drywall whenever he sees a negative post about his show.
That's just because he loves the taste of drywall
He pushes his monitor into the wall behind it every time he sees a criticism of his show.
He's a redditor pleb. At most he just reads the greentext
he's too much of a normie to really come here
Does anyone have a magnet for the Smiling Freinds special?
Just imagine the gang arguing in an airport for 10 minutes and the image in your head will be better and funnier than the actual episode.
Zach seems to be against things that waste time and cheap dopamine rushes. He probably wouldn't come here.
>Zach seems to be against things that waste time and cheap dopamine rushes.
I honestly idolize the guy for his work ethic and it's something I've really been trying to emulate lately. Dude is disciplined as frick, Cory too.
True, they inspire me a lot.
>Zach seems to be against things that waste time
ironic considering that last episode
Well, nobody's perfect.
cope, it was funny
He's not ugly in any sense of the word but it's uncanny seeing him in the flesh again as a human
Take that picture, darken it a bit and make the background spooky and he'd look like some analog horror creature. His eyes are already kind of unnerving me.
>His eyes are already kind of unnerving me.
it's the lighting and the very slight asymmetry of his face
STOP lying that isn't Zach. Zach is just a floating voice and a nose I refuse to believe otherwise
He should've put those sunglasses on. Looks weird without them.
I thought he had darker hair.
Why does his face get more weirdly swollen with each new picture?
>Now I am become Norm
Everyone knows he's a tiny goblin piloting one of those robot people from Men in Black.
OOORIONS BEEELT
haha, you repeated the thing
Yeah there's something really offputting about seeing Zach's voice come out of Herman Munster.
Where can I download/watch the latest episode of his show? Forgot what it's called but heard there was a new episode a day ago or so.
https://userload.co/f/8a6ed42e1a12
Like eight or nine years ago he stated how much he hated Cinemaphile on sleepycabin due to how "matter of fact" the posters are.
>says he hates Cinemaphile
yet almost all those homosexual come back anyway cause they know we love and critique the shit outta their work. I hope Zach and co both see this post, cause they need to know their show is the best thing thats been on adult swin in a while. Also Cory is a big homosexual for hating the buu saga and everything it gave us, stop being a purist autist
Okay now WHEN THE FRICK DID I ASK FOR YOUR INPUT?! Mind your own damn business leave me the f alone dude.
SF is nothing compared to The Shivering Truth. Why that one didn't get 50 seasons is a mystery.
I remember that episode, they were taking about either a Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile thread. Niall said somebody was pretending to be him and he thought the imposter was a genuinely impressive question answerer, made me howl.
In case you come here Zach, I love the show and I've been a fan since the Newgrounds days.
This latest episode wasn't funny, but hey, it was still entertaining and everything else was great so far, I guess it's just the expectation of a proper special that left a bad taste in my mouth. Don't let the negativity get to you, champ!
Much love from Brazil.
Michael is very cool too, give him some more love, everyone.
Jeff was having a twitter space conversation or whatever the other day, and he was saying that Cinemaphile rotts your brain, was he right?
jeff made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-8sufD2mo so all his opinions are invalid
I'd say Twitter rots it worse, love you Jeff.
Why would he? Cinemaphile sucks.
Is that Lionel Messi ?
If Zach is here, I'll tell him that Chris should never invite Corey back to Oneyplays. Watching a mental patient spazz out over Sonic and then ramble about the idiotic things he does and thinks about isn't entertaining.
I think Cory is fine so long as he has someone more normal to balance him out. Chris, Zach, and Cory don't work very well because they're all weird and so the most weird one tends to dominate. You need a straight man, like Lyle or Tomar.
SNEED
who cares? do you think he's your friend?
Do you think he would drink a beer with me?
Zach, please put Sam Hyde in an episode.
keep the parasocial threads on reddit
He's mentioned on Sleepycast that he doesn't. All of them mentioned it. The only time they come here is when somebody tells them somebody is impersonating them.