Once the government realize I'm not watching it or do care about watching it in the future they usually sweep it under the rug like it never happen.
It's TARGETED audience does not care.
Like that time I mentioned if Peacemaker didn't die and made a show about him I would totally watch it even though I said it as a joke >Peacemaker trailer >Comment section >Who the frick ask for this
And I'm sitting watching thinking "I asked for this"....it was alright
We all would have been better off they just said "frick it" and copypasted the Dark Horse Aliens books instead of the horseshit screenplays they came up with
>Does ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE even care about this?
I'm trying hard but the flashbacks then them talking to pass the time on the train has me bored to tears.
Good job on Peacemaker, sad the only good capes we got is mocking capes but better than nothing or whatever Marvel is doing, time to jokingly ask for the second season.
>Hey Mr Cameron sir >we need you to make another one of those blue cat people movies >yeah the schizophrenic man we've been gangstalking for the last 20 years asked for it
>So you're the fella who runs things around here huh? >No no, it's alright, please take a seat. >Cigarette? >I'm afraid all I have on me is Camel Gold >Anyhow, I have a venture that the three of us could profit from, if you're interested
Who all was in this? I'm not going to watch it but I see Jackson there and it's funny to me when "big stars" do these awful flops because it highlights how impotent and unimportant they really are
Remember when Cobie Smulders was supposed to be big? I think Avengers came out soon after or just before HIMYM wrapped, and I was expecting her to blow up and be a big star, then she just never did
I always confuse her with Lake Bell for some reason. Who recently joined the MCU in Wakanda Forever. She's an agent like Hill (working for Martin Freeman instead of Fury). Nondescript female agents suck a dick.
I'm saving it up until all the episodes are downloaded, then I will watch the first half of the first episode, and then I will probably delete the whole season.
I'm saving it up until I get all the episodes downloaded, at which point I will leave it on my Plex server for six months to a year unwatched before finally deleting it.
>is that Emilia Clarke on the left? I didn't know she's still acting
Sad but true.
Tried watching the 1st ep for her, but holy hell, I've always hated the Skrulls (non descript evil aliens). Now they're being used as an allegory for "illegal aliens" crossing the US border. And the biggest gun they could pull out was Rhodey? War Machine looks cool, but we're not gonna see it on this budget.
>And the biggest gun they could pull out was Rhodey? War Machine looks cool, but we're not gonna see it on this budget.
fricking lmao are you serious? >all we could afford was the black one >no suit its just him and his big nostrils
I would never lie on an anonymous image board.
All seriousness aside, Rhodey made a cameo in Wakanada Forever. And I'm assuming he'll be a cameo in this series. Most predicting he'll be a Skrull. But the dude is gonna star in the announced "Armor Wars" film (if it ever happens).
I don't see them bringing the Skrulls into an Iron Man spinoff.
There will be a huge Skrull reveal, just like the comics and cartoons, but it's going to be such a nothing burger that this show will become the laughing stock of the MCU. Maria Hill is easy money. But I'd bet on Coulson for the fan pandering.
>is that Emilia Clarke on the left? I didn't know she's still acting
Sad but true.
Tried watching the 1st ep for her, but holy hell, I've always hated the Skrulls (non descript evil aliens). Now they're being used as an allegory for "illegal aliens" crossing the US border. And the biggest gun they could pull out was Rhodey? War Machine looks cool, but we're not gonna see it on this budget.
How many fricking flops is Emilia Clarke allowed to have post-GoT?
Flopped in Terminator
Flopped in Star Wars
Flopped in Marvel
All the other Game of Thrones actors had maybe one chance. The only actors that managed to make a career out of GoT were only in it for a couple of episodes; Jason Mamoa, Pedro Pascal and that girl that's now in The Last of Us.
this is what happens 99.9% of the time with actors from a show that big and popular. Execs start casting them in everything thinking people will go "omg thats ___ from that really popular show, I must go see ____ now cause they were in it" not realizing people like the show, not the actors who are in it. Look all the shit they shoved GoT actors into and every single one has been hot garbage
I watched the first episode, it was boring. Everyone keeps acting like it's going to be some sort of game changer in the MCU. I think it's going to be some pointless side story that wraps up Nick Fury's character and other than that will not have any major repercussions.
I think one of two things is going to happen, everyone that is revealed to be a Skrull is going to be a literally-who and it'll be like a Hydra in SHIELD situation, or if an important character Rhodes is revealed to be a Skrull it'll be just recently. Like they won't have been a Skrull for very long. Pretty much I think the shit is just going to get wrapped up and never mentioned anywhere outside of these six episodes.
>If they get rid of Rhodes that means they're cancelling Ironheart (YES.) Because the major conflict is supposed to be between her and War Machine.
also Armor Wars is wrapping up in August. They cannot get rid of Rhodes, unless they go with the "Tony Stark was replaced after Infinity War, and the real one is seething in space because of Thanos" theory, and bring RDJ back for that. But that's highly unlikely.
This show just has no stakes.
If Rhodes is a Skrull, which I doubt, he won't be gotten rid of. He'll have just recently been replaced. They don't kill the people they replace, they put them in some sort of 'capture chamber' to steal their memories.
So basically if Rhodes is a Skrull in this show, I believe it will have been some time after End Game. Actually fairly recently to this show. Like he won't have been a Skrull this entire time, it doesn't make sense especially if they're coming out with Armor Wars. That would also mean that Ross is not actually gone either. It'll be a "oh thank you guys for rescuing us from those Skrull imposters, they've had us trapped for two weeks! Thank goodness we wrapped this all up and there were no major implications aside from Maria Hill dying and we never have to talk about any of this again!"
I think rhody being a skrull would be good, but it would only work post civil war right? They would have detected he was a skrull when they were operating on his fricked up legs (penis intact)
I watched the first episode, it was boring. Everyone keeps acting like it's going to be some sort of game changer in the MCU. I think it's going to be some pointless side story that wraps up Nick Fury's character and other than that will not have any major repercussions.
I think one of two things is going to happen, everyone that is revealed to be a Skrull is going to be a literally-who and it'll be like a Hydra in SHIELD situation, or if an important character Rhodes is revealed to be a Skrull it'll be just recently. Like they won't have been a Skrull for very long. Pretty much I think the shit is just going to get wrapped up and never mentioned anywhere outside of these six episodes.
>I think the shit is just going to get wrapped up and never mentioned anywhere outside of these six episodes.
If they're still doing Armor Wars, that's most likely going to happen. It's kinda funny, Secret Invasion was one of those big crossover storylines in the comics. It really deserves a whole phase and an Avengers movie to tell the whole story. But instead they're doing a mini series with almost none of the big name heroes participating.
MCU hype was kill for good when they dropped the ball in multiverse of madness cameos. A lot of people were frothing to see superior iron man but instead we got nostalgia bait and underutilized guys like Mr Fantastic
nah people are just too dumb overhype by some fake leak like till this day idk where the rumor came from i mean its not from your usual marvel trusted leaker
it wasn't just that, I think people stopped expecting more interesting developments from the shows and movies. I remember all the speculation from wandavision about mephisto appearing and a bunch more clever and dark twists, being way more interesting than the shitty cgi fight versus agatha we got at the end. loki started more or less ok but then they got themselves screwed with the kang shit and it's likely they will tie in the marvels into season 2 to ''force'' people to care about them, since the director said that movie is a sequel of 5 installments: captain marvel, ms marvel, wandavision, secret invasion and loki 2 must be the last one since it's coming out a month before
>I think people stopped expecting more interesting developments from the shows and movies.
Yeah, Wandavision was the moment to bring new interesting ideas like Mephisto and Quicksilver Fox being the real Quicksilver resurrected but with a different body, instead we got a shit like Agatha, lmao I remember the director laughing at the fans speculations it really got some TLJ vibes with Snood
The way they dropped the ball came way earlier than that, but it has to do with the bigger story arc. As an old-school comics geek, I think they did an extremely mid-to-bad job of giving us the Infinity Gauntlet, but at least it provided an actual backdrop. It at least gave the audience a sense that the movies were part of a larger story, that this was all leading somewhere. I think of it like this:
Imagine if Lord of the Rings wasn’t a beloved, decades-old story that had already enjoyed previous adaptations and a serious level of cultural familiarity before a major studio started making any movies out of Tolkien’s story. Now imagine a movie simply titled “Aragorn” came out and was moderately successful and well-received. After the credits roll, there’s a scene of Aragorn speaking with a mysterious, bearded figure in a wizard hat about joining a team he’s putting together. Now imagine that somewhere around five or six movies later, we learn the significance of the One Ring. Then somewhere around twenty movies later, we see the entire Fellowship along with various and sundry other characters all work together to finally defeat Sauron and banish him for all time.
And then we get a movie called “Rosie.” It’s set in the Shire and follows the adventures of Samwise’s wife.
he's played the sam character for what 30 years now, he's great as a side character as nick fury but ive only seen him in 1 movie where he can stand alone (amos and andrew)
Yeah, I still like the guy but he and The Rock have just been playing themselves for years now. Jackson is always great whenever he gets to play a "character" like in Django and Unbreakable
did you know nick fury is a black man from the united states of america in the MCU? and did you know that black men in the united states of america experienced RACISM?!?!?! and did you know that evil whites across the world, even in russia, are responsible for all the RACISM in the world??!?!?!!
Funny since Russia is le commie bad guy in MCU but they won't dare criticize the Chinese or show them in a bad light since they're extremely profitable but Russia isnt
whens venom mcu? whens R rated punisher mcu? whens xmen? whens cable mcu? skrulls are fricking homosexuals and are lame
>whens R rated punisher mcu?
Pretty sure marvel is completely discontinuing the character due to racism or something
They’re just quietly hiding him away for a few years, probably. His last comic story ended with him getting isekaid to another dimension to help children or something, because his living (formerly dead) wife found out about all the shit he’s done in her name and the name of their kids so she sells all his stash houses and weapons, then shoots him. Marvel doesn’t want Frank anywhere near anything until they think everything is under control, because one too many morons took his symbol and made everyone associate it with “far right extremism” or something so now Punisher is a dirty word and real fans like me get nothing now.
I don't understand how the Punisher is associated with the far right. It was used a lot by the military. If you drove onto a military base there would be like 40 lifted pickup trucks with a Punisher sticker on the back. People that like guns tend to like the military and try to emulate them. So that's why you see people with rifle stickers also having Punisher stickers. The same goes for police, because they love to LARP as badass operators. I guess you could somehow associate that with "far right" because of the 'Back the Blue', but that's a stretch and Blue Lives Matter shit is for boomer conservatives.
Besides them symbolically destroying The Punisher by changing his logo and killing him or whatever accomplishes nothing. The people that have those stickers on the back of their truck don't fricking read comics, they just like the bad ass military skull and MAYBE half knows that it's even the Punisher and "he like...totally punishes people bro...with guns".
I’m guessing because I’m black no one gives me shit when I wear my Punisher shirt.
Thing is, I have been reading Punisher comics since I was 17 back in the 90’s. I just think the stories are good. I don’t care about the left, or right. If you are a fan of the character there is a good chance you don’t have pronouns in your bio. Just like Harley Quinn fans tend to be the YAS QUEEN SLAY type.
one of the dudes in the Jan 6th "riots" was wearing a punisher shirt and a couple Disney execs completely lost their shit because of it, that combined with the lefts "all cops are corrupt murderers" shickt and police liking the Punisher they decided to completely get rid of him
The alt right symbol is such bullshit. If Punisher was a woman, those feminists would wear the skull instead of those pink pussy hats that make everyone look stupid.
no its literally a cw show, plain characters who are actually aliens so u dont have to use budget on aliens, and those aliens look like power ranger villains, nobody gives a frick about this
samuel jackson is cool but nobody cares about nick fury or the chick from how i met ur mother, shes just old eye candy, shes flat as frick acting, i only watch 10 minutes of this, not even my gf who likes anything marvel was like wtf is this
i can barely even start threads on here once every few weeks about shit i genuinely care about. i don't believe for a second you homosexuals posting shit like this aren't shills.
there will never be anything like that again, especially since the execs at Marvel lost their shit over right-wingers wearing punisher shirts and decided he was problematic so they changed his logo, had him stop killing criminals and using guns, had his wife brought back from the dead just so she could steal all his shit, divorce him and call him a loser and then canceled his comic saying he has no place in the "civilized" modern world.
>whens venom mcu?
Wasn't Venom introduced into MCU in a Sony film, I am sure that little blot he left behind will be important in some future Spider-Man movie.
How an out we end the MCU with a live action Marvel: Ruins. Just say the entire MCU was like a collective fever dream and instead, in reality, all the heroes were horribly killed or some other edgy shit. It would be way more interesting than anything they got going on now.
The show itself, no. But watching different channels on youtube one of them was complaining about it and said it was the most dreadful low budget shit. They said to save money on CGI and makeup when the Skrulls shapeshift they just hide their face with a hat or something. And even when they have no reason to be hiding their identity they all just choose to stay in human form, like it's cheaper or something.
>And even when they have no reason to be hiding their identity they all just choose to stay in human form
Yeah that was really strange, they are in the middle of Siberia in an old abandoned nuclear plant and they are in human form
This. The only thing people talk about is the intro and honestly it's not even that bad, they're just mad because it's AI. Guarantee if they'd said some guy drew it people would love it.
It's really good use of current level generative AI. It captures that uncanny valley feeling they want in the series. Sadly the rest isn't living up to it.
>episode 2 ending: Nick Fury's wife is a skrull?
jesus christ, from the second i saw that the big bad skrull's human form was black and that they had implied history i thought to myself "this skrull is his son isn't it"
Who know for how long he's been hitting that Skrussy
since the Fantastic 4 wasn't introduced yet, but they want to use Super skrull they use the followings: Groot's DNA (Strechy,Reed Richards), Cull Obsidian's DNA (Strong, Ben Grimm), the Extremis serum (Fire, Johnny Strom) and a Frost Beast's DNA (Ice???? Ice shields??? Susan Strom).
Strong spot anon i was so bored it flew by me hard.
Downloaded the episode and they give me a summary of Captain Marvel and couldnt stop thinking, the footage they used is from the actual movie but it looks like a fricking 90's Star Trek episode, no cinematography at all, every shot was so bland. How the frick Marvel get away with this?? Captain Marvel budget was 150 million and it looks like a pilot for TV.
I couldn't remember who directed that movie and it turns out it's three different fricking people. Literally directed by committee.
Pretty sure Marvel is just hiring 2nd unit directors and DP's because they accept studio input and micromanagement much more readily. They want it to be an assembly line. These films were guaranteed hits for ten years a no A-list director wanted to go near them, that tells you something.
that's all they scrounge up for their top dog show? 2.5 million people? nobody even try to bullshit me with that israeli fricking "household" pilpul. people are not getting together with bowls of popcorn to watching "loki"
2.5 million. youtube shorts of dogs farting and microsoft sam movie recaps with breasts on the thumbnail get double that. LOVING. EVERY. LAUGH.
there's no telling those numbers are even real either. they could all be less than half of those in actuality. disney already fricking lies just like amazon and hulu and netflix and every other c**t company does. pathetic
You mean the Amazing Adventures of Female Loki and her Bull-Prepping Partner Loki! Because he comes off like a second-rate homosexual in a show where the entire premise should be about Loki lying and successfully bullshitting cosmic entities.
Yes anon. But he does is congratulate and suck the proverbial wiener of one of his alternate universe selves who is just some old white woman who does nothing for my boner because she's covered up and has short dyke hair. I hate everything about that homosexual ass show. >Here's the next villain for the next two phases of our cinematic universe >Oh a girl kills him >n-no he wanted to be defeated so it doesn't matter if he looks weak wait where are you going?
They did everything wrong. Frick that show.
They've destroyed all of the main characters, why not Loki, too? I don't know why Hiddleston stuck around, they killed his character off and blocked him from the movies forever. They can't be paying him even close to what they were paying for the movies.
But I'll give him credit he tried to work with the crap scripts they made for Loki.
no, that's samba tv's best guess
they get that data by surveying people
only disney+ knows the real numbers, could easily be +/-20% of samba's numbers
that said, the relative ranking is probably right
double edged sword
can be used to flout your success
but it can tell your competitor was is or isn't working
can be used by critics to point out when shit took a dive, if it ever was good in the first place
if they ever end up running paid ads, ad buyers can use it for leverage
And then you have to consider a percentage of this is literally people who watch this shit for a living, most of whom do so specifically to shit on it.
Wandavision was the only decent show that turned to shit later on. None of these shows will be remembered just like no one remember GOT anymore.
Hawkeye is actually decent. Obviously not worth a Goyim+ subscription or anything but it’s watchable, not flaming garbage like most of the nu-mcu lately, and has hailee
>Hawkeye
Hawkeye was at least tryng to be a super-hero shows, the stakes sure were lower but it was never painfully boring.
We knew clint was going to make it for Christmass but the journey was fun.
The skrull plot is so stupid, they are angry to not have a home while milions of them are on earth for over 30+ years and infiltrated il all ranks of society, meaning the only thing they didn't get is the right to be green-faced in public everyday life.
>the stakes sure were lower
Feige etc not knowing why this is a good thing is why nu-mcu sucks so hard. You need small scale threats so that your Thanos or whoever is actually intimidating because of how much stronger he is than those scrubs
How about Pakistanis make their own films/shows and watch that instead? Why does the entire planet rely on America to provide their entertainment, technology, etc?
Listen, USA is the world leader for a reason. When we throw a dog a bone, we don't want to hear how fricking good it tastes. Feel me?
i understand why people dont like it but i enjoy spy kino and is pretty good so far. Is a cast of good actors hope they dont fricked up because the second episode is far better than the first one
>can't just have a character retire while he's still good because some writer will inevitably decide to bring him back >now with multiverse they're not even safe in death
Joss Whedon used the chitari but made a point that they were not the Skrull in interviews after Avengers came out, splitting them even though you're right, they're supposed to be skrulls. In the MCU, both are different alien species. They haven't really focused on Skrulls in the MCU until now because Fox had the rights to alot of the more important skrull characters.
I would like to see Emilia do full frontal before I did, but I know she never will for Disney, so not really. Maybe Disney will leak her sexts to drum up interest for it. They'll probably just say there are imaginary DEATTTTTTH THREATS!! though like they always do. Goddamn why is everything so gay now
She's already nude on GOT. Just freeze the frame where she steps out of the bath tub with her little piglet baby breasts soaking wet and glistening in the low light.
>Just freeze the frame where she steps out of the bath tub with her little piglet baby breasts soaking wet and glistening in the low light.
Maybe 1 of my top 3 nude scenes of all time
If they get rid of Rhodes that means they're cancelling Ironheart (YES.) Because the major conflict is supposed to be between her and War Machine.
And I mean I like War Machine but I don't think I could possibly hate Riri Williams more than I do.
>cancelling Ironheart (YES.)
They already filmed that monstrosity and "The Hood" is the villain - I know, I'm baffled as well
Hill and Coulson are both dead now
>Hill and Coulson are both dead now
Which makes them perfect candidates for Skrull reveals (in the comics/cartoon long dead corpses get analyzed showing them to be Skrulls and the heroes are still alive on some Skrull prison ship)
They're setting up for Avengers New World Order and Avengers The Kang Dynasty. Like how you had to watch Wandavision to understand what the frick was going on in Multiverse of Madness.
>Avengers New World Order
That's strictly: Falcon, Sharon Carter, Red Hulk (cameo by Liv Tyler as Betty Ross), and Elaine from Seinfeld
They've destroyed all of the main characters, why not Loki, too? I don't know why Hiddleston stuck around, they killed his character off and blocked him from the movies forever. They can't be paying him even close to what they were paying for the movies.
But I'll give him credit he tried to work with the crap scripts they made for Loki.
>Hiddleston
Hollywood isn't exactly knocking down his door these days - all these D+ actors are washed up or complete unknowns
They reveal they're skrulls immediately after they die. Hill didn't turn to a skrull. But the theory is that she's a life model decoy instead, assuming they ever want to bring her back in the future.
I saw the first 2 episodes and it's so fricking boring. The only intersting thing that happened is how they replace the F4 powers for the super skrull, but that's more of a "huh" intersting than a "wow" interesting.
since the Fantastic 4 wasn't introduced yet, but they want to use Super skrull they use the followings: Groot's DNA (Strechy,Reed Richards), Cull Obsidian's DNA (Strong, Ben Grimm), the Extremis serum (Fire, Johnny Strom) and a Frost Beast's DNA (Ice???? Ice shields??? Susan Strom).
dunno, apparently there will be no supers in this show, so I have no idea how are they trying to explain that Fury (and maybe War Machine) beats Super Skrull who is a contingency plan in case the Avengers return.
The whole mcu really dropped the ball after infinity war.
>They are waiting for the Xmen actors contracts to end so they can recast them
Why not just buy the contracts out, payoff the actors with a few grand?
Logically: >Iceman - available >Angel - available >Cyclops - contract buyout >Jean Grey - contract buyout >Beast - contract buyout
Hell, Professor X (Stewart) and Wolverine (Jackman) both already signed with MCU, nullifying their previous deals.
You can't tell me the X-Men franchise is being held hostage by Sophie Turner and Tye Sheridan!! Hahaha! Come on. Something doesn't add up. Hell, replace their characters with Storm and Gambit.
I just like the fact that it's not a CGI clusterfrick quipfest. Bear in mind, I only watched the first episode so far, so there's still time for it to devolve into that
>Hydra sent a whole army to capture Nick Fury >US goverment sent a useless bodyguard, no suit Rhodes and a car
Nick Fury just gets away running without breath like nothing happened. Who writes this shit?
A big reason the comics died is they have so much continuity but so little editorial control. One person comes in and makes a pile of shit, and because its a shared story, everyone else has to deal with that. If you want to know what's going on, you can't just deal with the story you're interested in, you need twenty other stories too. And because one author can do something stupid without any control, most of the stories are just retcons to undo then redo then unredo somebody else's change. Jean is alive, Jean is dead, Jason Todd is dead, no he's alive, no that was just Clayface, he's really alive though, but that was a clone though, but the REAL Jason...etc.
The MCU is making all of the same mistakes. The comics also suffered when the characters people like were replaced with DEI versions, which the MCU is also attempting to do instead of just recasting.
Its weird how many times Disney can frick up an easy layup and nobody says anything or even seems to recognize it internally, even when everyone external can see it.
It’s not the DEI shit. It’s the multiverse shit that’s fricking it all up. It’s simple as you shouldn’t have to do homework to watch capeshit. Now you have to watch Loki to understand Wandavision and watch Wandavision to understand Multiverse of madness. It’s just too much. The MCU in the past kept most of the interconnectivity in the fricken stingers at the END of the films so u didn’t have to know everything to connect the dots. Now each film/TV show is crossing over and it’s dogshit. The Disney plus shows also killed the event nature of the cinema releases watering them down as well.
The thing is, it took the comics 30 or 40 years for the continuity to become so tortured. The MCU fast-forwarded to that point unnecessarily. Introducing the multiverse is the sort of shit you do as a desperate gimmick when you've run out of other stories, and they went right at it post-endgame.
They're overvaluing the "big event" and ignoring the individual characters now. Nobody's going to give a shit about the Kang Dynasty if the only people involved are the phase 4 humps like Captain Marvel and Blacktin' America. Just make some good solo movies where the characters casually overlap if it makes sense.
They messed up before Endgame. I get the whole “gotta keep hype” thing, but from a story perspective, this would work much better >keep everything to Infinity War unchanged >Endgame is five years later in-universe, so it’s five years later in real life (so pretty much around now) >in the meantime do some shows/movies about what life is like post-snap. This is where you introduce previously unknown characters who need to fill in the gap left by their betters >after Endgame let the universe rest. Do not try the same universal stakes again. Those threats are rare so they should be rare on the screen otherwise they seem less important
There, Kevin. If you need advice on how to unfrick your universe, hire me, I have ideas
>do some shows/movies about what life is like post-snap
The issue is that the Snap had way too many logical implications to follow through on, so it'd kill the MCU's "like reality except when otherwise noted" vibe.
Same reason why Tony Stark could talk about turning the ARC reactor into a source of cheap, clean electricity but they never followed up on that. "What is electricity was green and literally too cheap to meter?" is a science fiction premise. MCU ain't science fiction.
insisting on the 5 year gap is where they fricked up. especially since the apparently insisted on giving Iron Man a kid, but not using her as his successor
Saw first episode and it was the most boring thing I ever watched, like what's the point of secret invasion if there aren't any super heroes for the Skrulls to take off their identities, also the entire thing its beyond stupid Fury and Captain Fungus bring an entire civilization of aliens to Earth for no reason and promise them an entire planet just for them, then these same aliens get mad that after 30 years they still don't have their own solar system.
They nullified the Skrulls in the MCU to make them refugees analogies and now want us to see them as cool or threatening
They're setting up for Avengers New World Order and Avengers The Kang Dynasty. Like how you had to watch Wandavision to understand what the frick was going on in Multiverse of Madness.
Can they call it Avengers when all of them already died or are passed down? Like its anyone interested in Girl Hawkeye and Captain Marvel meeting She-Hulk? because that was the appeal of this franchise
I saw the first episode and said, out loud, I don’t care about any of this. I didn’t watch Cap Marvel and apparently you need to, to understand the Skrull shit. Never gonna happen.
I saw 2 episodes of "Falcon & The Winter Soldier", that was enough Disney+ shows for me. Marvel died when I saw a scene of an Avengers member not being able to get a bank loan for being black....
>an Avengers member not being able to get a bank loan for being black
That was the most stupid shit possible, he would easily get a free Mansion just for doing a Tiktok with the Banker
That's an issue they never really explain - we know Stark paid for the Avengers, for a while. But Captain America makes a comment about not being able to afford NYC rents. But they all drive new cars, wear the latest fashions, etc. Who's paying them? Why would Falcon need a loan, if Stark underwrites everything? Why wouldn't Stark Industries and Pepper make a private loan for him? Oh, because we have to show how RAYCISS America is. LOL.
I fricking hate the Falcon, I hate the smug butthole who plays him, I hate how the character is written, and I hate that his "super power" is a backpack.
>I fricking hate the Falcon, I hate the smug butthole who plays him, I hate how the character is written, and I hate that his "super power" is a backpack.
100%
In "New World Order", Captain Falcon is even getting his own sidekick! His name is... wait for it... Falcon! And nu-Falcon is a spic!
Oh did we forget to mention that "New World Order" is written by... wait for it... the same Black person who wrote "Falcon & Bucky". The same guy denying superheroes boat loans and calling terrorists freedom fighters. Do better Marvel. Flys away.
A event that happened to HALF the local populaiton woudn't be a criteria for loan exclusion since it woudn't make you less able to repay it ,
Realisticaly it would be a case on a form like :
[x] Has been snaped
Sound crazy but, bank actually want to loan people money and then collect capital on the interest. They may use excuse to offer a bad deal but than arn't looking for excuse to not loan money.
>hey why we dont just bring the Avengers to destroy these terrorists? Dont you have a friend in space who destroyed them first single handlely? >LOL NO BECAUSE...UHHH NO.
It's just kind of boring to be honest
and nobody cares about Skrulls, nobody cares about what happened in Captain Marvel, most people probably don't even remember. I think the people at Marvel themselves forgot about the Skrulls.
business idea: do some multiverse shit and fold the Agents of SHIELD guys back in, this kind of shit is what they're good at
Girl Power has no place in Male Power Fantasy. Women look like that, are drawn like that and designed like that because it interests men and, in our power fantasy, we want fit & beautiful women who are young at heart. The outfits and shit reflect that. You can't cover up a bunch of women, have them go around being better than the guys and always being complimented and shit because that is no man's fantasy. So inherently the whole fricking thing falls flat on its face. Because not only are you presenting women in the wrong way but then you write them as doing all the cool shit, NEVER getting bloodied and beat the frick up like dudes do and just being smug and assured. It isn't demoralizing or tiring it just induces apathy. Wow another sexless fridge incorrectly playing character A...while being 95lbs soaking wet with a brick in each pocket while SOMEHOW being the super secret leader of a super shadowy REBEL alliance. Because men will totally follow someone who is incapable of defending themselves but barks an order then goes to tears when she's pushed back on any of her bullshit.
Disney+ was a mistake. They could have just signed some contracts to license out their content to other streaming services, but thought it would be better to just throw all of their money into a giant pit. Why the investors have not revolted over this, the failed MagicBand project and mishandling of their studios is beyond me. Even a child could run Disney better than Iger.
investors and the studios are just following the tech bubble blue=print where you just endlessly dump money into something hoping everyone else doing it will lose investors and fail before you do so you can be the last one standing and then end up with a monopoly by default. Investors made millions during the tech bubble and they think it will happen again with streaming
>Secret Invasion >when the Earth doesn't have any interesting heroes left
They needed fricking teenagers to play their heroes so they won't be 70 years old after two movies
I'd care if it was based on the comics that I love, but then I read that the writers were straight up banned from reading the source books so now I'm not interested kek
>Does ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE even care about this?
That Nick Fury chase scene in Winter Soldier made me desperately want a Nick Fury lead movie or show. So on first announcement, I was hype. Everything since then dulled it and this first episode was...underwhelming.
Are the actors literally acting as a joke?
Everybody in this scene was beyond terrible.
The woman portraying Maria's mother... what the frick was that.
The actor portraying Talos seems to be trying actively to get fired.
What the frick; have those projects ran for so long that Marvel has ran out of decent actors?
>literally the most useless, pointless character in whole MCU.
Bingo!
Out of curiosity, I just googled where she appears in the MCU films and something stood out to me: was she introduced in Avengers with the intent to replace Coulson? Hmm...
Also saw this line from some site about her role in Secret Invasion >By reprising her role as Maria Hill, fans are sure to have questions answered left by the scenes in Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Lol. She was in Far From Home? She had a character arc? News to me. I'm sure all those questions that MCU fans had were answered when they killed her.
I don't know why she didn't get more to do when the MSheU stuff started. In the comics she basically goes over Fury in the chain of command and girlbosses shit all the time.
>>This is a fight I have to fight on my own
What use does the giant space station has then ? , i assumed it was to fight alien threats but Fury came down from it to solve an actual alien issue alone and with 0 Ressources (Getting Hills killed in the proces)
i'm finding it a fun watch since the captain marvel movie made it clear the skrulls are now just an analog for the israelites. we're supposed to like them now. but in this show they are revealed to be horrible little shapeshifting goblins secretly infiltrating world governments and staging terror attacks. brilliant.
They blew their load with the Thanos arc. Where do they even go after Skrull bullshit, Galactus? Who’s gonna watch some big pink dude with a fork on his head CGI’d into the skyline threaten to eat the world?
Im watching. I didnt care for Loki when it came out, but I got around to watch it recently and was pleasantly surprised. It seems these mcu shows follow a trend, that most of the show is pretty great, but the last two episodes usually shit the bed. Its still worth it tho.
What's even the point of doing this story now? They already blew the infiltration of S.H.I.E.L.D load with the Hydra plot in TWS. There aren't enough super powered characters in the MCU in the world to make their infiltration a major threat like it was in the comic run. And they can't afford to show the Skrulls in their actual form for a majority of the series. It's just dumb.
>hey why we dont just bring the Avengers to destroy these terrorists? Dont you have a friend in space who destroyed them first single handlely? >LOL NO BECAUSE...UHHH NO.
They needed a Doom or Galactus appearance in the Endgame post credits. Instead they've yet to do that in nearly 5 years, even Kang just came off as an Ant-Man one off villain who was defeated in the movie he showed up in. So no one knows what the point of any of this is.
I don't mind re-setting a franchise but holy shit the idea of a multiverse is moronic
>there are no stakes since there are either infinite variations of this event or one of the other universes can some here and fix shit back to normal at any time
If you hated Spider-Man: No Way Home, you're gonna love what Deadpool 3 has planned!
And you're gonna go see it too. Cause you can't resist nostalgia bait. Pretty sure Spidey made 2 billion.
But to your point, one or two multiverse films are okay. But to make an entire Phase about the multiverse?! Are they fricking stupid! The sad part is, as always, DC just tries to copy whatever Marvel does and fails miserably.
DC is such a fricking failure they make the MCU look good by comparison.
The chud review crowd are getting thier moneys worth. Drinker, Nerdrotic and everyone associated with them are literally the only ones talking about it.
It is a secret because gov officials are only just learning about it and normies don't know there are skrulls Among Us
It's an invasion because the bad skrulls literally have a headquarters set up on earth and their plan is to take over earth
Since they killed off hill AND Ross in the first ep, yeh I'm curious where they go.
Hill seems to be 100% dead but real Ross might be in the skrull base incapacitated, we don't really know how long he was a skrull.
Somehow, I think the real Ross is still out there and not captured (likely still working in the US). I know it doesn't make sense, but I'm no longer giving Marvel the benefit of the doubt.
The MCU has become creatively bankrupt. They'll always choose the path of least resistance.
That's moronic and wouldn't happen, I know MCU has big issues but s theory like this is like saying spiderman is actually a gay father of 3 and his husband is Mr fantastic
Smallville was consistently good for a lot longer than any of those Arrowverse shows. Even after Rosenbaum left Erica Durance and Tom Welling had enough chemistry to keep it entertaining.
Anyone actually watch the first ep and not like it?
I thought it was good. Fury's relationship with his skrull bro is kino, it's also way more brutal than I expected although I did laugh when the skrulls bombed the Moscow market and we see corpses literally flying through the air
I think fury is gonna go pretty postal on the skrulls now tbh
He was being pretty cavalier about the whole situation and brushed off hills comments that maybe he wasn't really to lead, then he got hill killed because he was mucking around stalking some skrull in the market
My only interest in it is that I heard the opening titles were made by AI (and were also terrible). Besides that, I haven't paid much attention to marvelslop for years.
had to stop watching after ep 2's weird racial dialogue between fury and rhodes. It's like they wanted to say white man, but they knew they couldn't outright say it but it's pretty apparent what the whole dialogue was about. like, why do they have to force this shit so hard.
Is that Idris?
No, it's Morgan Freeman.
Laurence Fishburne
Tom Holland
How small your picture is? Yeah a little.
que?
Once the government realize I'm not watching it or do care about watching it in the future they usually sweep it under the rug like it never happen.
It's TARGETED audience does not care.
Like that time I mentioned if Peacemaker didn't die and made a show about him I would totally watch it even though I said it as a joke
>Peacemaker trailer
>Comment section
>Who the frick ask for this
And I'm sitting watching thinking "I asked for this"....it was alright
Ask them for a good adaptation of the original Darkhorse AvP comic run. We'd both watch it.
We all would have been better off they just said "frick it" and copypasted the Dark Horse Aliens books instead of the horseshit screenplays they came up with
Absolutely correct.
ask for a new dredd movie
Oh shit thanks for that, I liked that show a lot
Do you do requests?
>Does ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE even care about this?
I'm trying hard but the flashbacks then them talking to pass the time on the train has me bored to tears.
Good job on Peacemaker, sad the only good capes we got is mocking capes but better than nothing or whatever Marvel is doing, time to jokingly ask for the second season.
>Hey Mr Cameron sir
>we need you to make another one of those blue cat people movies
>yeah the schizophrenic man we've been gangstalking for the last 20 years asked for it
stay safe bro
Absolutely underrated post and pic
ASK FOR A GOOD DAMN HULK MOVIE PLEASE
HE KNOWS SHUT HIM DOWN
>So you're the fella who runs things around here huh?
>No no, it's alright, please take a seat.
>Cigarette?
>I'm afraid all I have on me is Camel Gold
>Anyhow, I have a venture that the three of us could profit from, if you're interested
damn. schizo esls getting powerful now
Based. Thanks for Peacemaker, Anon. I look forward to what you do next.
I love your work Anon.
A new tin tin movie thanks
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>but who was phone?
Can you ask for the Holocaust next?
Who all was in this? I'm not going to watch it but I see Jackson there and it's funny to me when "big stars" do these awful flops because it highlights how impotent and unimportant they really are
Bilbo, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, War Machine, and some Skrulls including Emilia Clarke. It's honestly not worth watching.
Remember when Cobie Smulders was supposed to be big? I think Avengers came out soon after or just before HIMYM wrapped, and I was expecting her to blow up and be a big star, then she just never did
I always confuse her with Lake Bell for some reason. Who recently joined the MCU in Wakanda Forever. She's an agent like Hill (working for Martin Freeman instead of Fury). Nondescript female agents suck a dick.
I'm saving it up until all the episodes are downloaded, then I will watch the first half of the first episode, and then I will probably delete the whole season.
I'm saving it up until I get all the episodes downloaded, at which point I will leave it on my Plex server for six months to a year unwatched before finally deleting it.
is that Emilia Clarke on the left? I didn't know she's still acting
>is that Emilia Clarke on the left? I didn't know she's still acting
Sad but true.
Tried watching the 1st ep for her, but holy hell, I've always hated the Skrulls (non descript evil aliens). Now they're being used as an allegory for "illegal aliens" crossing the US border. And the biggest gun they could pull out was Rhodey? War Machine looks cool, but we're not gonna see it on this budget.
>And the biggest gun they could pull out was Rhodey? War Machine looks cool, but we're not gonna see it on this budget.
fricking lmao are you serious?
>all we could afford was the black one
>no suit its just him and his big nostrils
I would never lie on an anonymous image board.
All seriousness aside, Rhodey made a cameo in Wakanada Forever. And I'm assuming he'll be a cameo in this series. Most predicting he'll be a Skrull. But the dude is gonna star in the announced "Armor Wars" film (if it ever happens).
I don't see them bringing the Skrulls into an Iron Man spinoff.
There will be a huge Skrull reveal, just like the comics and cartoons, but it's going to be such a nothing burger that this show will become the laughing stock of the MCU. Maria Hill is easy money. But I'd bet on Coulson for the fan pandering.
Hill and Coulson are both dead now
Yes and she looks old and unhealthy as frick
How many fricking flops is Emilia Clarke allowed to have post-GoT?
Flopped in Terminator
Flopped in Star Wars
Flopped in Marvel
All the other Game of Thrones actors had maybe one chance. The only actors that managed to make a career out of GoT were only in it for a couple of episodes; Jason Mamoa, Pedro Pascal and that girl that's now in The Last of Us.
>that girl that's now in The Last of Us.
she identifies as they/them, chud
this also recently flopped at start of 2023:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15768848/
emilia tries to have baby with a black guy in the future using future tech.
>emilia tries to have baby with a black guy
DROPPED
this is what happens 99.9% of the time with actors from a show that big and popular. Execs start casting them in everything thinking people will go "omg thats ___ from that really popular show, I must go see ____ now cause they were in it" not realizing people like the show, not the actors who are in it. Look all the shit they shoved GoT actors into and every single one has been hot garbage
I watched the first episode, it was boring. Everyone keeps acting like it's going to be some sort of game changer in the MCU. I think it's going to be some pointless side story that wraps up Nick Fury's character and other than that will not have any major repercussions.
I think one of two things is going to happen, everyone that is revealed to be a Skrull is going to be a literally-who and it'll be like a Hydra in SHIELD situation, or if an important character Rhodes is revealed to be a Skrull it'll be just recently. Like they won't have been a Skrull for very long. Pretty much I think the shit is just going to get wrapped up and never mentioned anywhere outside of these six episodes.
First ep starts with
>MOSCOW, PRESENT DAY
lel
>sloppy, AI-generated intro
lmao even
yeah I have a great feeling about this
If they get rid of Rhodes that means they're cancelling Ironheart (YES.) Because the major conflict is supposed to be between her and War Machine.
And I mean I like War Machine but I don't think I could possibly hate Riri Williams more than I do.
>If they get rid of Rhodes that means they're cancelling Ironheart (YES.) Because the major conflict is supposed to be between her and War Machine.
also Armor Wars is wrapping up in August. They cannot get rid of Rhodes, unless they go with the "Tony Stark was replaced after Infinity War, and the real one is seething in space because of Thanos" theory, and bring RDJ back for that. But that's highly unlikely.
This show just has no stakes.
If Rhodes is a Skrull, which I doubt, he won't be gotten rid of. He'll have just recently been replaced. They don't kill the people they replace, they put them in some sort of 'capture chamber' to steal their memories.
So basically if Rhodes is a Skrull in this show, I believe it will have been some time after End Game. Actually fairly recently to this show. Like he won't have been a Skrull this entire time, it doesn't make sense especially if they're coming out with Armor Wars. That would also mean that Ross is not actually gone either. It'll be a "oh thank you guys for rescuing us from those Skrull imposters, they've had us trapped for two weeks! Thank goodness we wrapped this all up and there were no major implications aside from Maria Hill dying and we never have to talk about any of this again!"
I think rhody being a skrull would be good, but it would only work post civil war right? They would have detected he was a skrull when they were operating on his fricked up legs (penis intact)
>I think the shit is just going to get wrapped up and never mentioned anywhere outside of these six episodes.
If they're still doing Armor Wars, that's most likely going to happen. It's kinda funny, Secret Invasion was one of those big crossover storylines in the comics. It really deserves a whole phase and an Avengers movie to tell the whole story. But instead they're doing a mini series with almost none of the big name heroes participating.
ah yes the mantel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of title again
Stop fricking making advertisement for Ant-man!
Either buy an Ad or frick off
No one wants to watch that fricking quantumania movie
MCU hype was kill for good when they dropped the ball in multiverse of madness cameos. A lot of people were frothing to see superior iron man but instead we got nostalgia bait and underutilized guys like Mr Fantastic
nah people are just too dumb overhype by some fake leak like till this day idk where the rumor came from i mean its not from your usual marvel trusted leaker
it wasn't just that, I think people stopped expecting more interesting developments from the shows and movies. I remember all the speculation from wandavision about mephisto appearing and a bunch more clever and dark twists, being way more interesting than the shitty cgi fight versus agatha we got at the end. loki started more or less ok but then they got themselves screwed with the kang shit and it's likely they will tie in the marvels into season 2 to ''force'' people to care about them, since the director said that movie is a sequel of 5 installments: captain marvel, ms marvel, wandavision, secret invasion and loki 2 must be the last one since it's coming out a month before
>I think people stopped expecting more interesting developments from the shows and movies.
Yeah, Wandavision was the moment to bring new interesting ideas like Mephisto and Quicksilver Fox being the real Quicksilver resurrected but with a different body, instead we got a shit like Agatha, lmao I remember the director laughing at the fans speculations it really got some TLJ vibes with Snood
>bring back Prof X
>kill him
>"it's fine bro, it's just a multiverse Prof X"
unironically what
Multiverse of Madness sucked because I went in expecting Dr. Strange vs Nightmare kino but instead it was Wandavision: The Movie
The way they dropped the ball came way earlier than that, but it has to do with the bigger story arc. As an old-school comics geek, I think they did an extremely mid-to-bad job of giving us the Infinity Gauntlet, but at least it provided an actual backdrop. It at least gave the audience a sense that the movies were part of a larger story, that this was all leading somewhere. I think of it like this:
Imagine if Lord of the Rings wasn’t a beloved, decades-old story that had already enjoyed previous adaptations and a serious level of cultural familiarity before a major studio started making any movies out of Tolkien’s story. Now imagine a movie simply titled “Aragorn” came out and was moderately successful and well-received. After the credits roll, there’s a scene of Aragorn speaking with a mysterious, bearded figure in a wizard hat about joining a team he’s putting together. Now imagine that somewhere around five or six movies later, we learn the significance of the One Ring. Then somewhere around twenty movies later, we see the entire Fellowship along with various and sundry other characters all work together to finally defeat Sauron and banish him for all time.
And then we get a movie called “Rosie.” It’s set in the Shire and follows the adventures of Samwise’s wife.
anyone else find sam jackson annoying?
he's played the sam character for what 30 years now, he's great as a side character as nick fury but ive only seen him in 1 movie where he can stand alone (amos and andrew)
Yeah, I still like the guy but he and The Rock have just been playing themselves for years now. Jackson is always great whenever he gets to play a "character" like in Django and Unbreakable
When has a fricking wrestler never NOT played themselves?
Batista
Roddy Piper in They Live, John Cena in Peacemaker, Batista in Blade Runner 2 and Guardians
did you know nick fury is a black man from the united states of america in the MCU? and did you know that black men in the united states of america experienced RACISM?!?!?! and did you know that evil whites across the world, even in russia, are responsible for all the RACISM in the world??!?!?!!
>russia
Funny since Russia is le commie bad guy in MCU but they won't dare criticize the Chinese or show them in a bad light since they're extremely profitable but Russia isnt
>whens R rated punisher mcu?
Pretty sure marvel is completely discontinuing the character due to racism or something
They’re just quietly hiding him away for a few years, probably. His last comic story ended with him getting isekaid to another dimension to help children or something, because his living (formerly dead) wife found out about all the shit he’s done in her name and the name of their kids so she sells all his stash houses and weapons, then shoots him. Marvel doesn’t want Frank anywhere near anything until they think everything is under control, because one too many morons took his symbol and made everyone associate it with “far right extremism” or something so now Punisher is a dirty word and real fans like me get nothing now.
>because one too many morons took his symbol and made everyone associate it with “far right extremism”
Those morons being Marvel's own employees.
I don't understand how the Punisher is associated with the far right. It was used a lot by the military. If you drove onto a military base there would be like 40 lifted pickup trucks with a Punisher sticker on the back. People that like guns tend to like the military and try to emulate them. So that's why you see people with rifle stickers also having Punisher stickers. The same goes for police, because they love to LARP as badass operators. I guess you could somehow associate that with "far right" because of the 'Back the Blue', but that's a stretch and Blue Lives Matter shit is for boomer conservatives.
Besides them symbolically destroying The Punisher by changing his logo and killing him or whatever accomplishes nothing. The people that have those stickers on the back of their truck don't fricking read comics, they just like the bad ass military skull and MAYBE half knows that it's even the Punisher and "he like...totally punishes people bro...with guns".
I’m guessing because I’m black no one gives me shit when I wear my Punisher shirt.
Thing is, I have been reading Punisher comics since I was 17 back in the 90’s. I just think the stories are good. I don’t care about the left, or right. If you are a fan of the character there is a good chance you don’t have pronouns in your bio. Just like Harley Quinn fans tend to be the YAS QUEEN SLAY type.
In a lot of places the venn diagram of people with Punisher stickers and "Back the Blue" is a circle.
For awhile they were making thin blue line Punisher shirts.
one of the dudes in the Jan 6th "riots" was wearing a punisher shirt and a couple Disney execs completely lost their shit because of it, that combined with the lefts "all cops are corrupt murderers" shickt and police liking the Punisher they decided to completely get rid of him
The alt right symbol is such bullshit. If Punisher was a woman, those feminists would wear the skull instead of those pink pussy hats that make everyone look stupid.
There's a demographic of person that likes the punisher and they want to punish those people, irregardless of the rest of punisher fans
News to me, cowboy! I better stay out of Russia.
no its literally a cw show, plain characters who are actually aliens so u dont have to use budget on aliens, and those aliens look like power ranger villains, nobody gives a frick about this
samuel jackson is cool but nobody cares about nick fury or the chick from how i met ur mother, shes just old eye candy, shes flat as frick acting, i only watch 10 minutes of this, not even my gf who likes anything marvel was like wtf is this
i can barely even start threads on here once every few weeks about shit i genuinely care about. i don't believe for a second you homosexuals posting shit like this aren't shills.
whens venom mcu? whens R rated punisher mcu? whens xmen? whens cable mcu? skrulls are fricking homosexuals and are lame
Punisher War Zone is the closest thing we ever got and ever will get to true Punisher MAX on screen. Frick I'm glad they made that movie.
there will never be anything like that again, especially since the execs at Marvel lost their shit over right-wingers wearing punisher shirts and decided he was problematic so they changed his logo, had him stop killing criminals and using guns, had his wife brought back from the dead just so she could steal all his shit, divorce him and call him a loser and then canceled his comic saying he has no place in the "civilized" modern world.
woke homosexual disney will never make anything cool or what fans actually want.
>whens venom mcu?
Wasn't Venom introduced into MCU in a Sony film, I am sure that little blot he left behind will be important in some future Spider-Man movie.
>whens R rated punisher mcu?
Literally never, they basically cucked and killed Punisher in the comics because they hate their fans
How an out we end the MCU with a live action Marvel: Ruins. Just say the entire MCU was like a collective fever dream and instead, in reality, all the heroes were horribly killed or some other edgy shit. It would be way more interesting than anything they got going on now.
No it was like watching paint dry
What if jason bourne but aliens and a waste of what have could've been an interesting premise
The show itself, no. But watching different channels on youtube one of them was complaining about it and said it was the most dreadful low budget shit. They said to save money on CGI and makeup when the Skrulls shapeshift they just hide their face with a hat or something. And even when they have no reason to be hiding their identity they all just choose to stay in human form, like it's cheaper or something.
>And even when they have no reason to be hiding their identity they all just choose to stay in human form
Yeah that was really strange, they are in the middle of Siberia in an old abandoned nuclear plant and they are in human form
This is it's only claim for any relevance
This. The only thing people talk about is the intro and honestly it's not even that bad, they're just mad because it's AI. Guarantee if they'd said some guy drew it people would love it.
it even fits the theme of the show
Exactly. People just hate it because "AI BAD!"
It's really good use of current level generative AI. It captures that uncanny valley feeling they want in the series. Sadly the rest isn't living up to it.
I cared... well... no, not really.
At all.
Did anyone see it?
Was it released?
>episode 1 ending: Hill shot dead
>episode 2 ending: Nick Fury's wife is a skrull?
>episode 2 ending: Nick Fury's wife is a skrull?
jesus christ, from the second i saw that the big bad skrull's human form was black and that they had implied history i thought to myself "this skrull is his son isn't it"
Who know for how long he's been hitting that Skrussy
Strong spot anon i was so bored it flew by me hard.
SKRULLED.COM
There's been like 40 star wars n Marvel shows. Its the assassins creed of movies. Noone asks for new ones but they just keep coming
The 2nd episode has me growing on the show a little. It's a slow burn
>Does ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE even care about DISNEY?
No. Just no. I'm so fricking done with the mouse.
As a motion designer, I have to boycott this dregs.
Downloaded the episode and they give me a summary of Captain Marvel and couldnt stop thinking, the footage they used is from the actual movie but it looks like a fricking 90's Star Trek episode, no cinematography at all, every shot was so bland. How the frick Marvel get away with this?? Captain Marvel budget was 150 million and it looks like a pilot for TV.
I couldn't remember who directed that movie and it turns out it's three different fricking people. Literally directed by committee.
Pretty sure Marvel is just hiring 2nd unit directors and DP's because they accept studio input and micromanagement much more readily. They want it to be an assembly line. These films were guaranteed hits for ten years a no A-list director wanted to go near them, that tells you something.
checking IMDB and now i realize why it looked like a fricking tv show. It was directed by people who only directs tv episodes kek. Jesus christ Marvel
Only the most hardcore of MCU fans are watching.
that's all they scrounge up for their top dog show? 2.5 million people? nobody even try to bullshit me with that israeli fricking "household" pilpul. people are not getting together with bowls of popcorn to watching "loki"
2.5 million. youtube shorts of dogs farting and microsoft sam movie recaps with breasts on the thumbnail get double that. LOVING. EVERY. LAUGH.
there's no telling those numbers are even real either. they could all be less than half of those in actuality. disney already fricking lies just like amazon and hulu and netflix and every other c**t company does. pathetic
There's a reason D+ loses billions a year.
Its not even Loki, it's the amazing adventures of Female Loki and his buffoon partner Loki!
You mean the Amazing Adventures of Female Loki and her Bull-Prepping Partner Loki! Because he comes off like a second-rate homosexual in a show where the entire premise should be about Loki lying and successfully bullshitting cosmic entities.
>Loki lying and successfully bullshitting cosmic entities
That's his entire shtick
Yes anon. But he does is congratulate and suck the proverbial wiener of one of his alternate universe selves who is just some old white woman who does nothing for my boner because she's covered up and has short dyke hair. I hate everything about that homosexual ass show.
>Here's the next villain for the next two phases of our cinematic universe
>Oh a girl kills him
>n-no he wanted to be defeated so it doesn't matter if he looks weak wait where are you going?
They did everything wrong. Frick that show.
They've destroyed all of the main characters, why not Loki, too? I don't know why Hiddleston stuck around, they killed his character off and blocked him from the movies forever. They can't be paying him even close to what they were paying for the movies.
But I'll give him credit he tried to work with the crap scripts they made for Loki.
no, that's samba tv's best guess
they get that data by surveying people
only disney+ knows the real numbers, could easily be +/-20% of samba's numbers
that said, the relative ranking is probably right
Does anyone actually know why viewer numbers are such a tightly guarded secret?
double edged sword
can be used to flout your success
but it can tell your competitor was is or isn't working
can be used by critics to point out when shit took a dive, if it ever was good in the first place
if they ever end up running paid ads, ad buyers can use it for leverage
They're fricking awful. This streaming shit is not economically viable. Studios are spending movie money to get less viewers than a CW show.
if they showed the actual numbers investors would find out how much money they are throwing away and would flee in mass tanking their stock price
>beaten by She-Hulk
>ms marvel at the bottom
>despite all the pushing she got
why do they like that charisma vacuum so much? it's clear no one else does.
I'd love to push myself into Ms. Marvel's bottom if you catch my drift.
Imagine the smell
>why do they like that charisma vacuum
Who are you talking about
I don't know how this shit translates to profit on the streaming age but this is sad
Why didn't they just make series with the super heroes that people already like? Oh boy, literal who: the series. Who watches this shit?
The actors who play the popular superheroes would demand too much money
And then you have to consider a percentage of this is literally people who watch this shit for a living, most of whom do so specifically to shit on it.
>Hawkeye and She-Hulk got 50% more viewers
KEK
Hawkeye is actually decent. Obviously not worth a Goyim+ subscription or anything but it’s watchable, not flaming garbage like most of the nu-mcu lately, and has hailee
>has hailee
And Pugh for piggy lovers like me 🙂
>Hawkeye
Hawkeye was at least tryng to be a super-hero shows, the stakes sure were lower but it was never painfully boring.
We knew clint was going to make it for Christmass but the journey was fun.
The skrull plot is so stupid, they are angry to not have a home while milions of them are on earth for over 30+ years and infiltrated il all ranks of society, meaning the only thing they didn't get is the right to be green-faced in public everyday life.
>the stakes sure were lower
Feige etc not knowing why this is a good thing is why nu-mcu sucks so hard. You need small scale threats so that your Thanos or whoever is actually intimidating because of how much stronger he is than those scrubs
Hawkeye and the Werewolf by Night special are the only 2 watchable shows Disney+ has made
Wandavision was the only decent show that turned to shit later on. None of these shows will be remembered just like no one remember GOT anymore.
Ms.Marvel was better than She-Hulk why the frick are you doing this Americans?
How about Pakistanis make their own films/shows and watch that instead? Why does the entire planet rely on America to provide their entertainment, technology, etc?
Listen, USA is the world leader for a reason. When we throw a dog a bone, we don't want to hear how fricking good it tastes. Feel me?
non comic fans don't know who the frick she is. Comic fans were pissed at them ruining her powerset.
Both fans were bored when it turned into someone soapboxing about the partition of India.
That was the dumbest shit. "How dare they not let us get murdered by our neighbors?"
No one wants to watch a frumpy poojeeta doing fake ms marvel (a character normalgays dont know to begin with)? color me shocked
i understand why people dont like it but i enjoy spy kino and is pretty good so far. Is a cast of good actors hope they dont fricked up because the second episode is far better than the first one
Whats going to happen to the various MCU actors and actresses now that mcu is ending?
lmao. why did they put so many ass shots in the movie
only interesting thing about the character
Jesus, Raimi
>normal non-fat woman in jeans
ahhhh im gonna coooooom
>terrible hairstyle+terrible clothes
Why is she uglifying herself like this
I hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>dead eyes
even shes sick of this shit now i bet she regrets signing up with disney
She always makes the most obnoxious facial expressions.
looks like a baboon here. brown latinas are gross. even if they are 18-22.
all the homosexual tiktokers have to be genocided
They should canonically kill Fury, Jackson is ancient now.
>can't just have a character retire while he's still good because some writer will inevitably decide to bring him back
>now with multiverse they're not even safe in death
Literally what people tell him in the episode lmao
I always thought the Skrulls were renamed Chitari in the Ultimates universe?
But both exist in the MCU. What am I missing?
Joss Whedon used the chitari but made a point that they were not the Skrull in interviews after Avengers came out, splitting them even though you're right, they're supposed to be skrulls. In the MCU, both are different alien species. They haven't really focused on Skrulls in the MCU until now because Fox had the rights to alot of the more important skrull characters.
Fox had the rights to Skrulls through the FF so Marvel started using Chitari as a Skrull stand in if I remember right
>milf Cobie Smulders
Tempting but no
I would like to see Emilia do full frontal before I did, but I know she never will for Disney, so not really. Maybe Disney will leak her sexts to drum up interest for it. They'll probably just say there are imaginary DEATTTTTTH THREATS!! though like they always do. Goddamn why is everything so gay now
I don't think it's hard to have sex with Emilia irl. She was a starfricker in her prime, but now that she's desperate, it's our turn.
She's already nude on GOT. Just freeze the frame where she steps out of the bath tub with her little piglet baby breasts soaking wet and glistening in the low light.
>Just freeze the frame where she steps out of the bath tub with her little piglet baby breasts soaking wet and glistening in the low light.
Maybe 1 of my top 3 nude scenes of all time
>cancelling Ironheart (YES.)
They already filmed that monstrosity and "The Hood" is the villain - I know, I'm baffled as well
>Hill and Coulson are both dead now
Which makes them perfect candidates for Skrull reveals (in the comics/cartoon long dead corpses get analyzed showing them to be Skrulls and the heroes are still alive on some Skrull prison ship)
>Avengers New World Order
That's strictly: Falcon, Sharon Carter, Red Hulk (cameo by Liv Tyler as Betty Ross), and Elaine from Seinfeld
>Hiddleston
Hollywood isn't exactly knocking down his door these days - all these D+ actors are washed up or complete unknowns
If hill was a skrull it would have no meaning, because she died a good guy killed point blank by the main skrull villain
Again, you're giving the MCU too much credit.
Credit on what
What I said is true
Also first scene shows skrull Ross transforming into a skrull after he dies
Hill doesn't transform when she dies
They reveal they're skrulls immediately after they die. Hill didn't turn to a skrull. But the theory is that she's a life model decoy instead, assuming they ever want to bring her back in the future.
you need to go back
The steaks are real and the consequences will never be the same.
I saw the first 2 episodes and it's so fricking boring. The only intersting thing that happened is how they replace the F4 powers for the super skrull, but that's more of a "huh" intersting than a "wow" interesting.
>The only intersting thing that happened is how they replace the F4 powers for the super skrull
explain
since the Fantastic 4 wasn't introduced yet, but they want to use Super skrull they use the followings: Groot's DNA (Strechy,Reed Richards), Cull Obsidian's DNA (Strong, Ben Grimm), the Extremis serum (Fire, Johnny Strom) and a Frost Beast's DNA (Ice???? Ice shields??? Susan Strom).
They've had so many opportunities to introduce X-Men and F4 and they just squander them all. I'm not sure what they're waiting on. Even more apathy?
dunno, apparently there will be no supers in this show, so I have no idea how are they trying to explain that Fury (and maybe War Machine) beats Super Skrull who is a contingency plan in case the Avengers return.
The whole mcu really dropped the ball after infinity war.
>I'm not sure what they're waiting on
They are waiting for the Xmen actors contracts to end so they can recast them
>They are waiting for the Xmen actors contracts to end so they can recast them
Why not just buy the contracts out, payoff the actors with a few grand?
Logically:
>Iceman - available
>Angel - available
>Cyclops - contract buyout
>Jean Grey - contract buyout
>Beast - contract buyout
Hell, Professor X (Stewart) and Wolverine (Jackman) both already signed with MCU, nullifying their previous deals.
You can't tell me the X-Men franchise is being held hostage by Sophie Turner and Tye Sheridan!! Hahaha! Come on. Something doesn't add up. Hell, replace their characters with Storm and Gambit.
I just like the fact that it's not a CGI clusterfrick quipfest. Bear in mind, I only watched the first episode so far, so there's still time for it to devolve into that
>Hydra sent a whole army to capture Nick Fury
>US goverment sent a useless bodyguard, no suit Rhodes and a car
Nick Fury just gets away running without breath like nothing happened. Who writes this shit?
Shut up and consume
I can't believe they expected everyone to remember the subplot from the shitty, forgettable Captain Marvel movie.
Needed a refresher on who the frick Talos is or what's going on.
Talos is the Skrull Plank was helping in Captain Marvel. He gets more story in Spiderman Far From Home.
https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Talos
A big reason the comics died is they have so much continuity but so little editorial control. One person comes in and makes a pile of shit, and because its a shared story, everyone else has to deal with that. If you want to know what's going on, you can't just deal with the story you're interested in, you need twenty other stories too. And because one author can do something stupid without any control, most of the stories are just retcons to undo then redo then unredo somebody else's change. Jean is alive, Jean is dead, Jason Todd is dead, no he's alive, no that was just Clayface, he's really alive though, but that was a clone though, but the REAL Jason...etc.
The MCU is making all of the same mistakes. The comics also suffered when the characters people like were replaced with DEI versions, which the MCU is also attempting to do instead of just recasting.
Its weird how many times Disney can frick up an easy layup and nobody says anything or even seems to recognize it internally, even when everyone external can see it.
It’s not the DEI shit. It’s the multiverse shit that’s fricking it all up. It’s simple as you shouldn’t have to do homework to watch capeshit. Now you have to watch Loki to understand Wandavision and watch Wandavision to understand Multiverse of madness. It’s just too much. The MCU in the past kept most of the interconnectivity in the fricken stingers at the END of the films so u didn’t have to know everything to connect the dots. Now each film/TV show is crossing over and it’s dogshit. The Disney plus shows also killed the event nature of the cinema releases watering them down as well.
The thing is, it took the comics 30 or 40 years for the continuity to become so tortured. The MCU fast-forwarded to that point unnecessarily. Introducing the multiverse is the sort of shit you do as a desperate gimmick when you've run out of other stories, and they went right at it post-endgame.
They're overvaluing the "big event" and ignoring the individual characters now. Nobody's going to give a shit about the Kang Dynasty if the only people involved are the phase 4 humps like Captain Marvel and Blacktin' America. Just make some good solo movies where the characters casually overlap if it makes sense.
They messed up before Endgame. I get the whole “gotta keep hype” thing, but from a story perspective, this would work much better
>keep everything to Infinity War unchanged
>Endgame is five years later in-universe, so it’s five years later in real life (so pretty much around now)
>in the meantime do some shows/movies about what life is like post-snap. This is where you introduce previously unknown characters who need to fill in the gap left by their betters
>after Endgame let the universe rest. Do not try the same universal stakes again. Those threats are rare so they should be rare on the screen otherwise they seem less important
There, Kevin. If you need advice on how to unfrick your universe, hire me, I have ideas
>do some shows/movies about what life is like post-snap
The issue is that the Snap had way too many logical implications to follow through on, so it'd kill the MCU's "like reality except when otherwise noted" vibe.
Same reason why Tony Stark could talk about turning the ARC reactor into a source of cheap, clean electricity but they never followed up on that. "What is electricity was green and literally too cheap to meter?" is a science fiction premise. MCU ain't science fiction.
insisting on the 5 year gap is where they fricked up. especially since the apparently insisted on giving Iron Man a kid, but not using her as his successor
Saw first episode and it was the most boring thing I ever watched, like what's the point of secret invasion if there aren't any super heroes for the Skrulls to take off their identities, also the entire thing its beyond stupid Fury and Captain Fungus bring an entire civilization of aliens to Earth for no reason and promise them an entire planet just for them, then these same aliens get mad that after 30 years they still don't have their own solar system.
They nullified the Skrulls in the MCU to make them refugees analogies and now want us to see them as cool or threatening
>Captain Fungus
I managed to supress and forget that image and now you've brought it back, thanks
They're setting up for Avengers New World Order and Avengers The Kang Dynasty. Like how you had to watch Wandavision to understand what the frick was going on in Multiverse of Madness.
Can they call it Avengers when all of them already died or are passed down? Like its anyone interested in Girl Hawkeye and Captain Marvel meeting She-Hulk? because that was the appeal of this franchise
>the refugees we brought over are trying replace and kill us all
Based?
I saw the first episode and said, out loud, I don’t care about any of this. I didn’t watch Cap Marvel and apparently you need to, to understand the Skrull shit. Never gonna happen.
Angry black man schtick wearing thin in 2023.
The fun thing about Secret Invasion was that the Skrulls were evil. What's the point if the Skrulls are good guys?
Heckin refoogees can’t be EVIL you stupid frick!! Fiction must reflect reality at all times, according to ESG directives.
I didn't know it existed but now that I do I care because I want it to be a failure
For me, it's Martin Freeman (that made me not watch this).
The profile pic of that person is a Disney character
I saw 2 episodes of "Falcon & The Winter Soldier", that was enough Disney+ shows for me. Marvel died when I saw a scene of an Avengers member not being able to get a bank loan for being black....
>an Avengers member not being able to get a bank loan for being black
That was the most stupid shit possible, he would easily get a free Mansion just for doing a Tiktok with the Banker
>That was the most stupid shit possible
What’s that? Americans being ungrateful shits? Yeah that never happens in real life.
I'm sure that a goyim that fell for the muh Israel is the same as an Avenger that literally fought Thanos the last week to save the universe
Which Avenger is this? He'll be okay, he just needs to cash in his white privilege cheque.
Don't burgers get amazing military benefits?
Jews find it too difficult to engage in pretend usury, they need to be financially screwing people for real.
That's an issue they never really explain - we know Stark paid for the Avengers, for a while. But Captain America makes a comment about not being able to afford NYC rents. But they all drive new cars, wear the latest fashions, etc. Who's paying them? Why would Falcon need a loan, if Stark underwrites everything? Why wouldn't Stark Industries and Pepper make a private loan for him? Oh, because we have to show how RAYCISS America is. LOL.
I fricking hate the Falcon, I hate the smug butthole who plays him, I hate how the character is written, and I hate that his "super power" is a backpack.
>I fricking hate the Falcon, I hate the smug butthole who plays him, I hate how the character is written, and I hate that his "super power" is a backpack.
100%
In "New World Order", Captain Falcon is even getting his own sidekick! His name is... wait for it... Falcon! And nu-Falcon is a spic!
Oh did we forget to mention that "New World Order" is written by... wait for it... the same Black person who wrote "Falcon & Bucky". The same guy denying superheroes boat loans and calling terrorists freedom fighters. Do better Marvel. Flys away.
>calling terrorists freedom fighters.
On the contrary, it called freedom fighters terrorists.
He couldn't get a bank loan for being a snap returnee in a time of intense economic stress due to half the population suddenly returning.
cope. His sister was next to him screeching about dem white folks during the whole scene
A event that happened to HALF the local populaiton woudn't be a criteria for loan exclusion since it woudn't make you less able to repay it ,
Realisticaly it would be a case on a form like :
[x] Has been snaped
Sound crazy but, bank actually want to loan people money and then collect capital on the interest. They may use excuse to offer a bad deal but than arn't looking for excuse to not loan money.
What avengers are left ?
Hulk maybe
You think banks give out loans to more than half of the population?
It's just kind of boring to be honest
and nobody cares about Skrulls, nobody cares about what happened in Captain Marvel, most people probably don't even remember. I think the people at Marvel themselves forgot about the Skrulls.
business idea: do some multiverse shit and fold the Agents of SHIELD guys back in, this kind of shit is what they're good at
Girl Power has no place in Male Power Fantasy. Women look like that, are drawn like that and designed like that because it interests men and, in our power fantasy, we want fit & beautiful women who are young at heart. The outfits and shit reflect that. You can't cover up a bunch of women, have them go around being better than the guys and always being complimented and shit because that is no man's fantasy. So inherently the whole fricking thing falls flat on its face. Because not only are you presenting women in the wrong way but then you write them as doing all the cool shit, NEVER getting bloodied and beat the frick up like dudes do and just being smug and assured. It isn't demoralizing or tiring it just induces apathy. Wow another sexless fridge incorrectly playing character A...while being 95lbs soaking wet with a brick in each pocket while SOMEHOW being the super secret leader of a super shadowy REBEL alliance. Because men will totally follow someone who is incapable of defending themselves but barks an order then goes to tears when she's pushed back on any of her bullshit.
Not even shills like John campea are doing reviews for it, and that dude did she-hulk reviews
Disney+ was a mistake. They could have just signed some contracts to license out their content to other streaming services, but thought it would be better to just throw all of their money into a giant pit. Why the investors have not revolted over this, the failed MagicBand project and mishandling of their studios is beyond me. Even a child could run Disney better than Iger.
investors and the studios are just following the tech bubble blue=print where you just endlessly dump money into something hoping everyone else doing it will lose investors and fail before you do so you can be the last one standing and then end up with a monopoly by default. Investors made millions during the tech bubble and they think it will happen again with streaming
>Secret Invasion
>when the Earth doesn't have any interesting heroes left
They needed fricking teenagers to play their heroes so they won't be 70 years old after two movies
Reddit probably does
I'm waiting for the rest of the show to come out before I watch it because I like to binge watch shows that I watch
No.
I'd care if it was based on the comics that I love, but then I read that the writers were straight up banned from reading the source books so now I'm not interested kek
Why would super advanced aliens want to hide out on present day Earth?
Because they're mad that Plank and Fury haven't found them a new planet, and earth is easy to invade, or something like that.
What do they expect humans to do? This isn't like sending Piccolo to Namek, we can barely get to the moon.
Did Disney put something gay in it?
Yes a cameo of you! Lol! Lmao!
Low effort """comedy""".
>Does ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE even care about this?
That Nick Fury chase scene in Winter Soldier made me desperately want a Nick Fury lead movie or show. So on first announcement, I was hype. Everything since then dulled it and this first episode was...underwhelming.
I care in the since that I wanted it to be good.
Are the actors literally acting as a joke?
Everybody in this scene was beyond terrible.
The woman portraying Maria's mother... what the frick was that.
The actor portraying Talos seems to be trying actively to get fired.
What the frick; have those projects ran for so long that Marvel has ran out of decent actors?
first episode was boring as frick and they expected me to care about events that happened offscreen before the series started.
I have seen one (1) Marvel movie and it was Cap America the First Avenger.
It was okay.
but you've seen all the DC films and they're all kino. right?
it's not 2005, sam jackson is ancient. bilbo nobody has ever given a shit about, cobie won't show booba so who cares.
Why would I care about non-villainous Skrulls?
More slop for people to eat from the trough
my favorite part about this show is how she died and nobody cares
literally the most useless, pointless character in whole MCU.
>literally the most useless, pointless character in whole MCU.
Bingo!
Out of curiosity, I just googled where she appears in the MCU films and something stood out to me: was she introduced in Avengers with the intent to replace Coulson? Hmm...
Also saw this line from some site about her role in Secret Invasion
>By reprising her role as Maria Hill, fans are sure to have questions answered left by the scenes in Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Lol. She was in Far From Home? She had a character arc? News to me. I'm sure all those questions that MCU fans had were answered when they killed her.
I don't know why she didn't get more to do when the MSheU stuff started. In the comics she basically goes over Fury in the chain of command and girlbosses shit all the time.
she probably asked for a raise and got shafted for asking too much
>skrulls murder 2000 people
>yeah this might start WW3
>invasion of NYC in 2012
>ONLY 74 people died
This will never NOT make me laugh. That retcon is some of the most hilarious shit Feige has done.
>This is a fight I have to fight on my own
feige doesn't want to acknowledge agents of SHIT as canon
They can't pay the Avengers actors, that's why
>>This is a fight I have to fight on my own
What use does the giant space station has then ? , i assumed it was to fight alien threats but Fury came down from it to solve an actual alien issue alone and with 0 Ressources (Getting Hills killed in the proces)
i'm finding it a fun watch since the captain marvel movie made it clear the skrulls are now just an analog for the israelites. we're supposed to like them now. but in this show they are revealed to be horrible little shapeshifting goblins secretly infiltrating world governments and staging terror attacks. brilliant.
They blew their load with the Thanos arc. Where do they even go after Skrull bullshit, Galactus? Who’s gonna watch some big pink dude with a fork on his head CGI’d into the skyline threaten to eat the world?
Doctor Doom is their last hope.
Galactus has no nuance, no character. He rarely even speaks.
Secret Wars 2015 version with God Emperor Doom would be cool
They’ll never do it tho
>Galactus has no nuance, no character. He rarely even speaks.
He talks all the time dude, he's had sweeping character arcs over the years.
>dae racism??!?
The fate of the world is hanging in the balance you Black person get fricking over it
Im watching. I didnt care for Loki when it came out, but I got around to watch it recently and was pleasantly surprised. It seems these mcu shows follow a trend, that most of the show is pretty great, but the last two episodes usually shit the bed. Its still worth it tho.
thanks reddit…
Last time I gave a shit about Samuel Jackson was when he played Mace Windu
What's even the point of doing this story now? They already blew the infiltration of S.H.I.E.L.D load with the Hydra plot in TWS. There aren't enough super powered characters in the MCU in the world to make their infiltration a major threat like it was in the comic run. And they can't afford to show the Skrulls in their actual form for a majority of the series. It's just dumb.
Are israelites finally being exposed?
Until the other goy races find out then no. Too busy getting the free gibs and paper houses to live in to not name them.
I asked everyone, they said no
>hey why we dont just bring the Avengers to destroy these terrorists? Dont you have a friend in space who destroyed them first single handlely?
>LOL NO BECAUSE...UHHH NO.
Making the Skrulls into le immigration metaphor was dumb.
Honestly, the original incarnation of the Skrulls depicts immigrants more than the show does.
Skrulls are supposed to he like locusts, devouring and destroying everything in sight. Ruin one planet and move onto the next.
No they're not, they have a galaxy-spanning empire. The frick are you on about
What color is your skin?
The color of not fricking relevant
You've been corrected, have a nice day
show is like an AI blender of every cliche spy movie scene
>Are we going home bro?
>Yeah
>shoots him in the back of the head
First episode is "meh".
It felt like it was trying really hard to be some kino spy show but it never felt like it or merited that level of praise.
Also stop casting Emilia Clarke, she sucks and her characters always suck.
And why the FRICK did Talos let her leave with the bombs?
>Also stop casting Emilia Clarke, she sucks and her characters always suck.
I was in love once. Don't let your heart get away...
Endgame was finale to MCU. Everything else feels like an extremely overplayed epilogue.
They needed a Doom or Galactus appearance in the Endgame post credits. Instead they've yet to do that in nearly 5 years, even Kang just came off as an Ant-Man one off villain who was defeated in the movie he showed up in. So no one knows what the point of any of this is.
I don't mind re-setting a franchise but holy shit the idea of a multiverse is moronic
>there are no stakes since there are either infinite variations of this event or one of the other universes can some here and fix shit back to normal at any time
If you hated Spider-Man: No Way Home, you're gonna love what Deadpool 3 has planned!
And you're gonna go see it too. Cause you can't resist nostalgia bait. Pretty sure Spidey made 2 billion.
But to your point, one or two multiverse films are okay. But to make an entire Phase about the multiverse?! Are they fricking stupid! The sad part is, as always, DC just tries to copy whatever Marvel does and fails miserably.
DC is such a fricking failure they make the MCU look good by comparison.
Who was the mediocre men that they were talking about?
White men.
First time I’m hearing of this, but I’m sure there’s a million marvel shows I don’t know about. I’m sure this is the case for most people.
i'm so frickin tired of Samuel L. Jackson.
The chud review crowd are getting thier moneys worth. Drinker, Nerdrotic and everyone associated with them are literally the only ones talking about it.
>Secret Invasion
>It's not even a secret and there's no real invasion
It is a secret because gov officials are only just learning about it and normies don't know there are skrulls Among Us
It's an invasion because the bad skrulls literally have a headquarters set up on earth and their plan is to take over earth
Since they killed off hill AND Ross in the first ep, yeh I'm curious where they go.
Hill seems to be 100% dead but real Ross might be in the skrull base incapacitated, we don't really know how long he was a skrull.
Somehow, I think the real Ross is still out there and not captured (likely still working in the US). I know it doesn't make sense, but I'm no longer giving Marvel the benefit of the doubt.
The MCU has become creatively bankrupt. They'll always choose the path of least resistance.
That's moronic and wouldn't happen, I know MCU has big issues but s theory like this is like saying spiderman is actually a gay father of 3 and his husband is Mr fantastic
Capeshit TV still hasn't surpassed Smallville.
Legion
That shit sucked, dropped it after the first season. Fargo sucked too, Noah Hawley is a hack.
>t.
S1 of Flash was the peak
Smallville was consistently good for a lot longer than any of those Arrowverse shows. Even after Rosenbaum left Erica Durance and Tom Welling had enough chemistry to keep it entertaining.
Unless Emilia Clarke gets naked in it I couldn't care less
Anyone actually watch the first ep and not like it?
I thought it was good. Fury's relationship with his skrull bro is kino, it's also way more brutal than I expected although I did laugh when the skrulls bombed the Moscow market and we see corpses literally flying through the air
man this is sad
even if we got true mcu kino, these guys wouldn't even realize it and think it's the same as the goyslop mcu shows
I think fury is gonna go pretty postal on the skrulls now tbh
He was being pretty cavalier about the whole situation and brushed off hills comments that maybe he wasn't really to lead, then he got hill killed because he was mucking around stalking some skrull in the market
i thought skrull dindu nuffin
My only interest in it is that I heard the opening titles were made by AI (and were also terrible). Besides that, I haven't paid much attention to marvelslop for years.
Skrull mafia planet gladiator games when????
I watched every pre-endgame marvel flick except captain marvel
had to stop watching after ep 2's weird racial dialogue between fury and rhodes. It's like they wanted to say white man, but they knew they couldn't outright say it but it's pretty apparent what the whole dialogue was about. like, why do they have to force this shit so hard.
I want mommy Olivia Colman sitting on my penis