Does he even watch the movies he reviews?
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Does he even watch the movies he reviews?
Does he even watch the movies he reviews?
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He got absolutely destroyed by Stuckman.
I unsubscribed from stuckman when he said he would no longer be reviewing movies he dislikes. What happened?
He is preparing his mental gymnastic for his future movie being shit, that is what happened.
what happened
He exposed that Critical Drinker doesn't even watch half the movies he reviews, just reads a synopsis and looks for "wokeness" then shits out a video.
based. I don't watch 99% of the films I review on RT
when is RT getting expose, im getting tired of moronic people usin this shill site to have an opinion
I believe this and I'm going to tell you why
And hows Stuckmann aware of that fact? Also nuStuckmann reviews are completely vague and barely have any substance in them. They are as if Stuckmann is guilty of what he accuses The Drinker for.
most of the time Drinker doesn't even review a movie, he reviews the movie's trailer and anticipates how woke it's going to be.
his Prey "trailer review" got 1.2M views.
I bet you money he's not gonna be wrong about that movie, though. Sometimes you can see a stinker a mile away.
Yes, I definitely smell shite
t. critical wiener drinkers
t stuckman's wiener man
No
tubers are beginning to seethe over his sub count
>bagpipes start playing
Reminder that his favourite 'Japanese' movie is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
that's honestly better than any Japanese movie I've ever seen
IRL, he has a serious case of gayface.
imagine thinking being a drunk is some kind of positive
It's some mid 2000's joke reviewers did, Doug Walker probably being the most notable example of the 'MOVIE BAD AND I SO JADED AND CYNICAL I DRINK NOW!' thing.
>MOVIE BAD AND I SO JADED AND CYNICAL I DRINK NOW
This but unironically
avgn is a big one
It's more just a coping mechanism to try to remember true happiness
Internet reviewers never experienced true happiness. They are personality-less hylics of pixels instead of clay. They don't feel anything other than ephemeral vigor when their algorithm numbers get bigger, and frustration when they stagnate or get smaller. Don't anthropomorphize data, anon. It's how you get possessed.
either he reads a synopsis or is a dumb speedwatcher
Stuckmann absolutely destroyed him. What could be more pathetic than that? Getting defeated by someone that pathetic makes you something below pathetic.
Who’s Stuckmann
Brainlet YouTube movie guy. Cried on camera because RLM made mild fun of him once.
link
I like him. I think he's more often than not right on the money. The only thing he's got abysmal opinions on are video games.
Wait, is this Stuckmann "destroying" him?
So a lib, Chris Stuckmann, didn't like Critical Drinker for dunking on black James Bond and then literally begs people to see No Time to Die in theatres?
Libs, please explain
He's toned it down in recent videos, he probably lurks here
This dick head is a man baby who can't make one video without somehow mentioning Star Wars. If he likes a movie it's "This is not like New Star Wars Frick Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy. This is how you make a good movie. Anakin Skywalker something something".
>Also the Cap is on his JD bottle in his thumbnail
Most of them he reviews months in advance. Based on if he cares about a franchise or not.
This is his review of a movie that isn't even out yet.
Prey really DOES look like a stinker though that ruins a good premise.
Digibro of course
troon moment
these are the people telling you there's no physical difference between them and real women
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT
God damn digi has always been so fricking ugly
>pretending to drink from a sealed bottle of shit whiskEy
>just parrots whatever Cinemaphile thinks about anything
he is the man we deserve
Frick Drinker, but Jack Daniels will always be kino when mixed with coke. Get blasted on that, smoke Marlboro reds, and blast Motorhead. A good way to get wasted
He keeps his reviews concise, no 3 hour plot descriptions
who wore it better?
Have you even watched his reviews?