Does he represent you?

Does he represent you?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, but he doesn't represent most of us in general. That kind of comic guy only exists in the minds of comic executives who think he's still buying their stuff instead of living in a flowerpot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he's a caricature from the 90s, most of the simpsons stereotypes don't exist in the contemporary world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you telling me there are no crackheads obsessed with 70s music in 2024?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only Tarentino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, recession ate them alive and the tech scams and big boxers and Gen X manchildren feasted on the remains. I'm trying to think of one that's even remotely still around, and I literally can't. Been thinking for five minutes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was gonna say Jimbo and then remembered this vid i watched like 2 weeks ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkirYdM7Ka8

          Maybe Lisa? Dense young woman that think she knows it all and wants to save the world (from her perspective) is still very much alive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but idealism is a universal trait. The specific "women should be able to do everything a man does, with no exploration of the social role of a man and perhaps deconstruction therein" execution that's very much Lisa isn't around anymore. Every woman under 50 hates Hillary Clinton; for her own reasons, certainly, but she's no longer aspirational. Having more diverse corrupt politicians and moronic CEOs is no longer the goal outside of a 90s tinged world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lisa actually seemed to want change, a lot of the modern ones do so largely for social validation and to be a part of the "in" thing. Just see how many clearly straight women start to claim to be whatever nonsense, like bisexual, nonbinary, pansexual, asexual, etc just to make themselves a part of the pride movement, because simply offering support doesn't do enough to boost her own social standing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, bitter fans who endlessly b***h about what they're supposedly a fan of, despite continuing to obsessively consume, still seems a pretty common phenomenon, not to mention the increase in obesity rates. I guess what doesn't exist is that most of these types don't have the wherewithal or the financial opportunity to open a business, so they're instead working some shitty job while living with their parents.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Many parts still resemble modern fandom bullshit but he still a caricature of a 90s thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a strawman of my kind.

          No, but he doesn't represent most of us in general. That kind of comic guy only exists in the minds of comic executives who think he's still buying their stuff instead of living in a flowerpot.

          I think the only outdated aspect is the comic part. Nerds/neckbeards like Comic Book Guy still exist, but they have other interests instead (usually anime or vidya)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >living in a flowerpot
      wat

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute asian wife
    >Owns a business
    I wish

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, he does.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A little. I like how they had him have general collector traits. It made an easy segway into jokes about lost cartoon and stuff.

  5. 1 month ago
    Boco

    No, not particularly.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Future Bart does.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a nerd, but I'm not fat, a business owner, nor married to an Asian lady, so no, he definitely doesn't.

  8. 1 month ago
    Poor Investor

    Ponytail, balding, snobby? Yeah, it me.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Simpsons went on for long enough to actually throw Comic Book Guy a bone and have him be married

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he represents this board as a whole but not us as individuals

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >has a beautiful wife

    kek no, i am single

    • 1 month ago
      Boco

      His wife is one of the worst characters in the show.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really, but he and Snake are my favorite simpsons characters. and the bus driver guy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he does I didn't vote for him

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's just the Simpsons writers version of a soijak

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