This is a real thing. In my home city of Düsseldorf we use this to spot invaders. Obviously we can also tell by their black skin, but it is more fun to just ask them to count to three with their fingers. They get to three and we know they are not German. Ja baby. CHECKEM
Ask the Germans. They joke about it while they're going extinct. >Biste braun, kriegste Fraun
And then they get mad at you if you try to point out that there shouldn't be millions of shitskins in Germany.
Germany is getting whiter and whiter. You have no idea what you are talking about >all of the Syrian refugees have ended up as incels >they just sit around impotently at the rail stations, not even being a nuisance, just kinda eating kebab >meanwhile, the country received a massive influx of Ukrainian puss >remember, it's primary from the center of Ukraine, i.e. where the vikings settled >Hitler would have greatly approved of these Varangian genes
>Germany is getting whiter and whiter. You have no idea what you are talking about
Completely and demonstrably totally wrong. I visited there before and after the migrant crisis. The place is fricked. The demographic data is grim. Slavs aren't a viable substitute for Germans, even if they're an entire species above the ME and African filth.
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>I visited
4 months ago
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Yes, I visited and I saw the deluge of shitskins with my own eyes. The country was 90% German as recently as twenty years ago. It's worse than pic-related now. So no way in hell is it "getting whiter". Now frick off.
4 months ago
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>posting demographics at the literal height of the refugee crisis
4 months ago
Anonymous
OK, you've demonstrated that you are just a greentexting moron with no analytical ability. You can continue being a moron, but I'm not going to engage with you further.
4 months ago
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when i visited in 2018, i vividly remember my surprise at how many middle easterners were there. loads and loads.
4 months ago
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>I visited and like, I saw a brown person!
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Migrant background included a LOT of ethnic germans you know? It's literally based on passport ownership of grandparents or something like that. Also, I think I see more chinks and Indian in Munich than muzzies these days, though my perception might be biased by proximity to the Uni.
4 months ago
Anonymous
europe is such a shit hole
4 months ago
Anonymous
You realize that even that cherrypicked example is still a much, much better demographic than the US has, right?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Good for you? I'm not American and you will never be white.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>actually I live in some exotic country that I won't specify which doesn't belong to any of the white continents
4 months ago
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>I'm not American
you're not white either, have a nice day shitskin
4 months ago
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indeed, stay away at all cost!
4 months ago
Anonymous
According to that stat I would have a migrant background and my parents are German and Russian.
4 months ago
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well anon, hate to break it to you, but you actually do have a migrant background
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4 months ago
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how the hell am i supposed to read this confusing shit
4 months ago
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Are you fricking moronic?
4 months ago
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>Your argument doesn't count because I'm too dumb to read
4 months ago
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maybe use stats that are readable u dumb frick
4 months ago
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It's actually a very readable and easily understandable diagram, you're just moronic.
4 months ago
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>pretending to be smart to make fun of people
so cringe
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You are not smart just because you can read the legend of a graph.
You are genuinely just really really dumb.
NTA btw I just find your stupidity hilarious
4 months ago
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Cope
4 months ago
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>ur dumb blah blah
I can read the stat just fine it just took me a couple minutes, it’s mostly moronic how you people act like using fancy stats ands graphs helps ur argument at all
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Are you trying to say this means germany is getting huwhiter? Migrant status is a terrible indicator of that. No western country has a growing population of its indigeneous population. A bunch just don’t collect data because they don’t want people to know France being the biggest offender (but pol founded that 33% of babies born in France are now tested for sickle cell and you know what that means)
4 months ago
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>but pol founded that 33% of babies born in France are now tested for sickle cell and you know what that means)
I imagine it doesn't mean what they want it to mean
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>that many female migrants
honestly flabbergasted at that considering every picture of "migrant" crowds is literally 99.x% male.
This is a real thing. In my home city of Düsseldorf we use this to spot invaders. Obviously we can also tell by their black skin, but it is more fun to just ask them to count to three with their fingers. They get to three and we know they are not German. Ja baby. CHECKEM
its fricking moronic counting from 3 to 4 you have to move 2 fingers instead of 1
Pretty sure that pic is bs.
I'm Belgian, nestled right in the middle of all of those countries, and to get to 4 we just add the ring finger and keep the thumb.
It takes a little effort to keep the pinky down, but it works fine.
We only use that 4 from the pic (with all the fingers except thumb) if 4 is all we need to show, not when counting.
I'm a 34 year old German boomer and never ever in my life did I encounter anyone who counted from 3 to 4 like in that picture.
Everyone simply adds their ring finger to make 4 and then adds the thumb to make 5.
This.
Too bad that whomstsoever they cast would be forced to play JB as a cry baby metrosexual wishy washy namby pamby willy nilly artsy fartsy "modern" man showing his vulnerability and releasing his feelings. A la Daniel Craig. *Vomits*.
>and are inconsequential
Just because they failed, doesn't mean it was inconsequential. If that scene didn't happen, Hans wouldn't have known Von Bismark was a spy and the end of the movie would be completely different.
because Toerantino can't handle subtlety. the idea is that at least one main character will die in a war movie to tug at heart strings, but when he does it it's so hamfisted you don't even care.
I studied it for 5 years or so and I can understand it well enough, but I don't have a chance to use it anywhere. I like the language though and watching Star Wars OT dubbed in german is quite the experience.
English is a Germanic language, or it was before it became a Katamari Damacy language. It should be among the easiest languages for a native English speaker to pick up.
>Katamari Damacy language
Kek
Sadly it is true though. It's depressing how strongly our language was influenced by frenchies, romans and even arabs. Makes me envy cultures with pure languages like Iceland or Korea.
the fact that English is "based on" and heavily borrows from TWO ancient languages (ancient Germanic and Latin, and French) makes it so much more robust than languages that only come from one ancient language. English is based af.
Not really, it's hard to master but any language is, the basics will come to an English speaker pretty easily and there's a lot of words with common origin. It's mostly the tenses and genders for words that will trip you up.
Ich habe blaue Augen.
That's difficult for an English speaker to parse? Like I said, the basics will come easy, instead of being impossible to parse like many other languages would be at first.
meh, I think its difficulty is quite exaggerated, and people tend to think that mostly because of how harsh it can sound, but there are languages that sound 10 times worse but are less made fun of, like dutch
Fassbender's character repeatedly fricked up and should have stayed quiet as much as possible given his non-Native speaking, instead he needlessly asserted over a situation twice and drew attention to himself.
As a german this scene is ridiculous, not even the dumbest native would believe for a single second that these guys were german soldiers. It's like going to the US and saying "JA ICH ARE EIN VERY AMERIKANISCH SOLDAT" and people would believe you.
>how bad was his accent?
The example that the other guy mentioned is genuinely correct, his "accent" is the equivalent of someone saying "ich are an amerikaner, ja" in english.
As others said, no native speaker would believe for a second he was german, especially not from the South.
This made the whole scene just funnier because Diehl's character knew right away and was just toying with them and it was only because of his (or generally the nazis') moronic superiority complex that he didn't live through it.
Hi didn't sound too bad, but it's just like some scandinavian speaking english, it sounds good but nothing like any native. I guess him sitting with the actress and other germans was the reason he wasn't instantly shot. Also the excuse him being grown up at Piz Palü would've made him a swiss citizen which is even weirder considering him being from tyrol wouldn've made more sense.
He's intermediate I would say from what I've seen in interviews.
And even if he was actually fluent, being fluent does not mean you don't have an accent.
yes I should have clarified that I thought he learnt German as a kid so he wouldn't have an accent. I know plenty of immigrant kids who have an intermediate knowledge of one of their parents' language but they have absolutely zero accent
Til Schweiger is one of those "actors" who only feature in shit films and then goes on talk shows to advocate taking in refugees, calling everyone a nazi who doesn't agree with him, and one of his famous quotes is "I consider myself an intellectual", while he just threatened physical violence against someone a minute earlier.
Yeah he's such a giga chad that he keeps literally crying in public because people don't respect israelites enough.
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So? Hes correct. israelites are being oppresses to this day. Every german should be ashamed about what their grandfathers did to the helpless hebrews
4 months ago
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nah it's all good, they have you guys to go to war for them.
4 months ago
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>the helpless hebrews
Ah yes, those poor, poor hebrews...
What did they just do to deserve the hate they got in Germany after WWI?
Could it be... Like... Instigating a communist revolution in Bavaria in 1918?
An incident which is still not properly taught in German history class in school?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%931919
Just check the Early Life section of the "Commanders and Leaders" on the revolutionist side.
As a german it's really fricking funny to think that outsiders might consider Til Schweiger a "chad". The people in the theatres here literally laughed out loud when he was on screen in this movie, he's the exact opposite of the "cool action star".
Except Kurt Russel is a normal fellow outside of the movies, whereas Til Schweiger is a screaming manbaby at every opportunity. He also lies a lot and got cucked by his wife.
You should see the kind of movies he directed. Embarrassing as hell. He keeps casting his young daughters (8-11 years old) in them too, major pedo vibes, which is ironic because he keeps screaming at people and accusing them of pedophilia if they feature young (21+) actresses in their movies.
He's producing, directing and staring in every one of his German movies which afaik are still the highest grossing German speaking ones. I think he can live with the thought of some anons thinking of him as a joke.
4 months ago
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He also had to file for bankruptcy two times now and all of his businesses failed.
4 months ago
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Yeah, that's why all his businesses shut down and he has an obvious alcohol problem, because he's so confident and happy.
4 months ago
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He also had to file for bankruptcy two times now and all of his businesses failed.
You really seem way too invested in this person.
4 months ago
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I told you he's regarded as a well-known joke here in Germany.
4 months ago
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I hope for him that his vineyard is still in business.
Aggressively accusing others of pedophilia is unironically a red flag for being a pedophile. It happens very often. Its such a horrible crime that they adopt a cloak of prosecuting it in order to try to protect themselves. The idea is that people will be like "Oh no, John isn't a pedophile, look how vehemently he fights against it!"
E.g. Some of the UK nonce hunters have turned out to have mountains of CP
4 months ago
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Youre also accusing the guy of pedophilia by doing that. That makes you a pedo
4 months ago
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T. Pedo
Getting bent out of shape the moment someone under the age of 18 does anything sexual is unnatural
4 months ago
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See youre also accusing me of being a pedo. That makes you a pedo, according to your moronic logic
4 months ago
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Anon... you're a pedo now. Best you turn yourself in.
Yes, I visited and I saw the deluge of shitskins with my own eyes. The country was 90% German as recently as twenty years ago. It's worse than pic-related now. So no way in hell is it "getting whiter". Now frick off.
>Germany is getting whiter and whiter. You have no idea what you are talking about
Completely and demonstrably totally wrong. I visited there before and after the migrant crisis. The place is fricked. The demographic data is grim. Slavs aren't a viable substitute for Germans, even if they're an entire species above the ME and African filth.
>random American attempts to declare sweeping statements about European countries
I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he's a spy. Using his index, middle, and ring fingers. As if a German would ever order beer like that. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that bawd of an actress to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This monkeyshine! He's done worse. That accent! Are you telling me that a German could actually sound like that? No! He lied about it! He *questioned* a Gestapo officer. And I played 'Who Am I?' with him. And I shouldn't have. I sat down with him for a drink. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never changed. Ever since I met him 9 minutes ago, couldn't keep his hands off the scotch! But not our captain! Couldn't be our precious captain! Drinking the tavern blind. And he gets to wear an SS uniform? What a sick joke. I should have arrested him when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop him! You— >gets balls blown off by Stiglitz
>"ACH DU LIEBER!!" he screeches in a high pitched voice whilst all the other men in the room wince and instinctively cover their own groins >Brad Pitt suddenly appears >"OOOH! HE'S GONNA BE SORE IN THE MORNIN"
>dude let's meet at a public place to discuss our super secret plan to kill Hitler >let's discuss it right there while the place is packed with german officers >let's wear our fake uniforms and play charades with the german officers
even by totino's standards this is a pretty moronic movie.
how did the french chick go from hiding under floorboards to owning a cinema?
why the frick would i have hair on the palms of my hand you moron, i have them on my knuckles, quite a lot too especially for my age due to high testosterone, get your facts straight dude
Anon, that few pieces of fuzz you have there on your claw are really nothing to write home about. Unless that was the joke and you're calling the other anon basically an entirely hairless freak.
Also, someone who chews nails really shouldn't shittalk anyone.
No native german speaker who made it in the US sounds like a native speaker anymore.
Schwarzenegger, Moeller, Kruger, they all have burger accents and grammar, always trying to string together sentences in a way that's not viable in german
That just happens over time. For how long has Arnold been living in the US? Almost 50 years now?
I remember watching an interview from I think the 80s with Thomas Gottschalk, where he talked - of course in his funny austrian accent - pretty normally otherwise.
Though I think Moeller has never been able to form a coherent sentence even in German.
I liked how at the end the Nazi party leadership unwillingly watched interracial sex! and then they died! haha. Quentin Tarantino is a fricking genius.
how were Germans so deluded to think that they are a superior race? half of their men look like this, en their women prove that femcels can exist in terms of sheer ugliness. Realistically speaking, why didn't they just burn down the entire country after WW2 and repopulate it with less disgenic beasts?
How many real german officers did they execute just because they used the "wrong" 3 fingers lmao?
The same with allied soldiers getting killed because "they held the cigarette the wrong way"
This is a real thing. In my home city of Düsseldorf we use this to spot invaders. Obviously we can also tell by their black skin, but it is more fun to just ask them to count to three with their fingers. They get to three and we know they are not German. Ja baby. CHECKEM
And then you let them frick your women.
a quick one from our non-white browncel
Ask the Germans. They joke about it while they're going extinct.
>Biste braun, kriegste Fraun
And then they get mad at you if you try to point out that there shouldn't be millions of shitskins in Germany.
but there should be. anything but germans
we agree with you
Germany is getting whiter and whiter. You have no idea what you are talking about
>all of the Syrian refugees have ended up as incels
>they just sit around impotently at the rail stations, not even being a nuisance, just kinda eating kebab
>meanwhile, the country received a massive influx of Ukrainian puss
>remember, it's primary from the center of Ukraine, i.e. where the vikings settled
>Hitler would have greatly approved of these Varangian genes
>Germany is getting whiter and whiter. You have no idea what you are talking about
Completely and demonstrably totally wrong. I visited there before and after the migrant crisis. The place is fricked. The demographic data is grim. Slavs aren't a viable substitute for Germans, even if they're an entire species above the ME and African filth.
>I visited
Yes, I visited and I saw the deluge of shitskins with my own eyes. The country was 90% German as recently as twenty years ago. It's worse than pic-related now. So no way in hell is it "getting whiter". Now frick off.
>posting demographics at the literal height of the refugee crisis
OK, you've demonstrated that you are just a greentexting moron with no analytical ability. You can continue being a moron, but I'm not going to engage with you further.
when i visited in 2018, i vividly remember my surprise at how many middle easterners were there. loads and loads.
>I visited and like, I saw a brown person!
Migrant background included a LOT of ethnic germans you know? It's literally based on passport ownership of grandparents or something like that. Also, I think I see more chinks and Indian in Munich than muzzies these days, though my perception might be biased by proximity to the Uni.
europe is such a shit hole
You realize that even that cherrypicked example is still a much, much better demographic than the US has, right?
Good for you? I'm not American and you will never be white.
>actually I live in some exotic country that I won't specify which doesn't belong to any of the white continents
>I'm not American
you're not white either, have a nice day shitskin
indeed, stay away at all cost!
According to that stat I would have a migrant background and my parents are German and Russian.
well anon, hate to break it to you, but you actually do have a migrant background
how the hell am i supposed to read this confusing shit
Are you fricking moronic?
>Your argument doesn't count because I'm too dumb to read
maybe use stats that are readable u dumb frick
It's actually a very readable and easily understandable diagram, you're just moronic.
>pretending to be smart to make fun of people
so cringe
You are not smart just because you can read the legend of a graph.
You are genuinely just really really dumb.
NTA btw I just find your stupidity hilarious
Cope
>ur dumb blah blah
I can read the stat just fine it just took me a couple minutes, it’s mostly moronic how you people act like using fancy stats ands graphs helps ur argument at all
Are you trying to say this means germany is getting huwhiter? Migrant status is a terrible indicator of that. No western country has a growing population of its indigeneous population. A bunch just don’t collect data because they don’t want people to know France being the biggest offender (but pol founded that 33% of babies born in France are now tested for sickle cell and you know what that means)
>but pol founded that 33% of babies born in France are now tested for sickle cell and you know what that means)
I imagine it doesn't mean what they want it to mean
>that many female migrants
honestly flabbergasted at that considering every picture of "migrant" crowds is literally 99.x% male.
Youre not white. Germans arent white. Saying germans are white is like saying slavs are white
What national group(s) qualify as White?
Only a couple of towns in Wales that nobody can pronounce or spell and on some Norwegian islands.
Changs law*
>Changs/Slavoids law
FTFY
Why do you germans use the thumb it looks weird
It is more efficient as the thumb is not engaged keeping the pinky finger folded, only the fingers being used are engaged in the count.
its fricking moronic counting from 3 to 4 you have to move 2 fingers instead of 1
stupid shiteaters
Japs are correct as usual
the duality of man
Lmao japs are moronic
One two three
God damn it I fricked it up
one_____________two_three
Pretty sure that pic is bs.
I'm Belgian, nestled right in the middle of all of those countries, and to get to 4 we just add the ring finger and keep the thumb.
It takes a little effort to keep the pinky down, but it works fine.
We only use that 4 from the pic (with all the fingers except thumb) if 4 is all we need to show, not when counting.
UK doesn't count that way
>he can't do 4 like this
lol
lmao even
Holy fat. 30% body fat confirmed
post hand homosexual
Ayy
see it is easy to do it that way
What the frick is wrong with your hand on the left side?
???
It looks like someone cut off the top of your hand and photoshopped it half an inch to the right
my hand looks pretty normal i think ur just overweight or have stubby fingers
How do you have 5 fingers and still manage to look like you only have 3.
>sandpaper'd fingertips
Serial killer right here
dickfingers over here
Do you use the ring finger to probe human anus?
that's 40% easily
>meanwhile in bulgaria
Did your ring finger get stung by a bee or something lol
Also HOLA
I'm a 34 year old German boomer and never ever in my life did I encounter anyone who counted from 3 to 4 like in that picture.
Everyone simply adds their ring finger to make 4 and then adds the thumb to make 5.
>get to three
You're not German either since Germans start the count with their thumbs.
I had a teenage gf from there. She was literally insane and possibly bipolar. No I won't disclose her age
You should see Chinese finger counting, completely different.
>Chinese finger counting
HuuuuuuuHHH?
But you have two hands
It is so you can count to ten on one hand, leaving the other hand for double digits, like 23, 54, 89
Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.
Going out with a great glass of whiskey and taking your worst enemy down seems like a pretty based way to go.
Fass would have made for a great James Bond that's actually kino like in the books.
This.
Too bad that whomstsoever they cast would be forced to play JB as a cry baby metrosexual wishy washy namby pamby willy nilly artsy fartsy "modern" man showing his vulnerability and releasing his feelings. A la Daniel Craig. *Vomits*.
>gets shot in the balls
>doesnt even flinch
>still manages to shoot Fassbender
The major was a hero
He was German.
>we're putting together a team
>team dies 5min into their first mission
I never liked this movie because of this. Why even waste time introducing all the jabronis if they die right away and are inconsequential.
>and are inconsequential
Just because they failed, doesn't mean it was inconsequential. If that scene didn't happen, Hans wouldn't have known Von Bismark was a spy and the end of the movie would be completely different.
because Toerantino can't handle subtlety. the idea is that at least one main character will die in a war movie to tug at heart strings, but when he does it it's so hamfisted you don't even care.
>Inglorious Basterds was supposed to tug at your heartstrings
painfully moronic
I think german sounds very elegant and precise but it's probably very hard to learn it
I studied it for 5 years or so and I can understand it well enough, but I don't have a chance to use it anywhere. I like the language though and watching Star Wars OT dubbed in german is quite the experience.
If you speak English it's fairly natural to learn it, they have a lot in common.
English is a Germanic language, or it was before it became a Katamari Damacy language. It should be among the easiest languages for a native English speaker to pick up.
>Katamari Damacy language
Kek
Sadly it is true though. It's depressing how strongly our language was influenced by frenchies, romans and even arabs. Makes me envy cultures with pure languages like Iceland or Korea.
>Korean language
>Pure
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this but there is no pure language the same way there is no pure race.
>there is no pure language
Tell that to the French
>there is no pure race
Tell that to Crufts and farmers
the fact that English is "based on" and heavily borrows from TWO ancient languages (ancient Germanic and Latin, and French) makes it so much more robust than languages that only come from one ancient language. English is based af.
Now German borrows from English for modern words.
>The internet = Das Internet
Not really, it's hard to master but any language is, the basics will come to an English speaker pretty easily and there's a lot of words with common origin. It's mostly the tenses and genders for words that will trip you up.
>It's mostly the tenses and genders for words that will trip you up.
And the fact that the entire language is ass-backwards, you forgot that.
see?:
Ich habe blaue Augen.
That's difficult for an English speaker to parse? Like I said, the basics will come easy, instead of being impossible to parse like many other languages would be at first.
Without looking it up it sounds like "I have a blue something".
I have blue eyes.
Du hast braune Haare
meh, I think its difficulty is quite exaggerated, and people tend to think that mostly because of how harsh it can sound, but there are languages that sound 10 times worse but are less made fun of, like dutch
German is a deceptively beautiful language for singing at least in terms of classical style music.
They should have just kept playing the card game with him
Fassbender's character repeatedly fricked up and should have stayed quiet as much as possible given his non-Native speaking, instead he needlessly asserted over a situation twice and drew attention to himself.
Das ist ein Offiziersthread!
I always hated that Frau kills Wilhelm when he wasn’t a threat anymore
he did nazi that coming
Just shows the inhuman mindset of the average american.
Why do Germans look so gay
Dürfte ich mich vielleicht erkundigen!
Sometimes I watch this scene with no subs so I can really soak it in. QT's best 40 minutes.
wait does the scene really go for 40 minutes?
anyone have hitler shooting webm
>janny, bring the 33. and clean glasses!
Reddit: The movie
As a german this scene is ridiculous, not even the dumbest native would believe for a single second that these guys were german soldiers. It's like going to the US and saying "JA ICH ARE EIN VERY AMERIKANISCH SOLDAT" and people would believe you.
Well...they didn't. It ends with their cover blown and everyone dead.
Yes, but their cover was already blown the second they tried to pronounce a single german word, that's my point.
What do you mean "they"? The only one who doesn't speak perfect German is Fassbinder.
>these guys
2/3 were Germans though. Wicki should have been the one doing the talking.
To be fair, Til Schweiger is barely comprehensible in german too.
Most of the people at the table were German actors. It was really just Fassbender, and his not being native ended up blowing it.
Calling these clowns "actors" is quite the overstatement. You'd understand if you were german. It's like calling Amy Schumer an actress.
whats wrong with them?
Almost all of them are painfully unfunny and genuinely B-list comedians. Like way below something like SNL.
one of them was the protag in the kommissar rex though
Half of them do the most milquetoast comedy you could possibly imagine, the kind of stuff that the elderly watch on a sunday afternoon.
isn't the only non-german (and he's part german) in the scene fassbender? how bad was his accent?
>how bad was his accent?
The example that the other guy mentioned is genuinely correct, his "accent" is the equivalent of someone saying "ich are an amerikaner, ja" in english.
As others said, no native speaker would believe for a second he was german, especially not from the South.
This made the whole scene just funnier because Diehl's character knew right away and was just toying with them and it was only because of his (or generally the nazis') moronic superiority complex that he didn't live through it.
is the guy who played major hellstrom big in germany because he was really good in that scene
Yeah, he's one of the bigger names
Hi didn't sound too bad, but it's just like some scandinavian speaking english, it sounds good but nothing like any native. I guess him sitting with the actress and other germans was the reason he wasn't instantly shot. Also the excuse him being grown up at Piz Palü would've made him a swiss citizen which is even weirder considering him being from tyrol wouldn've made more sense.
isn't Fassbender fluent in German and was just acting moronic on purpose?
He's intermediate I would say from what I've seen in interviews.
And even if he was actually fluent, being fluent does not mean you don't have an accent.
yes I should have clarified that I thought he learnt German as a kid so he wouldn't have an accent. I know plenty of immigrant kids who have an intermediate knowledge of one of their parents' language but they have absolutely zero accent
Sandra Bullock speaks almost normal german, but I forgot where she grew up
Did not know that. Bullock talking in German would make her even hotter tbh
Her voice sounds weird in German.
She speaks very well, very fluent, but her voice kinda works better in english.
GorLAAHmi
wait wait so the guys who play stiglitz and the other german are comedians?
The guy who played Stiglitz is the biggest pussy known in Germany. Like an actual clown everyone laughs at, because he's that much of a homosexual.
This sounds a lot more like YOU don't like a random actor and you're being pissy about it.
Nah he's right, Til Schweiger is literally a joke around here. People love to impersonate his slurring speech.
t. Golffahrer
Thought Manta Manta was pretty cool.
Not his fault tho, Klausi and the gang made it kino
Til Schweiger is one of those "actors" who only feature in shit films and then goes on talk shows to advocate taking in refugees, calling everyone a nazi who doesn't agree with him, and one of his famous quotes is "I consider myself an intellectual", while he just threatened physical violence against someone a minute earlier.
Sounds like hes a giga chad and youre a bitter incel
Yeah he's such a giga chad that he keeps literally crying in public because people don't respect israelites enough.
So? Hes correct. israelites are being oppresses to this day. Every german should be ashamed about what their grandfathers did to the helpless hebrews
nah it's all good, they have you guys to go to war for them.
>the helpless hebrews
Ah yes, those poor, poor hebrews...
What did they just do to deserve the hate they got in Germany after WWI?
Could it be... Like... Instigating a communist revolution in Bavaria in 1918?
An incident which is still not properly taught in German history class in school?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%931919
Just check the Early Life section of the "Commanders and Leaders" on the revolutionist side.
Til's a green? shit, i thought he was cool in movies. no wonder why he lives in hispania.
>wtf you can't say Nazis are le bad
seething /misc/troony
>we can't take in any more refugees
>YOU'RE A NAZI!
Your post confirms my statement even further.
No they are not, that anon is having a meltdown
As a german it's really fricking funny to think that outsiders might consider Til Schweiger a "chad". The people in the theatres here literally laughed out loud when he was on screen in this movie, he's the exact opposite of the "cool action star".
was tarantino making an inside joke?
I don't think so, Schweiger is best known internationally for starring in video game movie adaptations, bottom of the barrel shit like Far Cry.
Thats like saying kurt russel isnt a chad because he stared as plissken
Except Kurt Russel is a normal fellow outside of the movies, whereas Til Schweiger is a screaming manbaby at every opportunity. He also lies a lot and got cucked by his wife.
this guy's backstory is hilarious. i had no idea he was such a chump and so many germans hate him.
You should see the kind of movies he directed. Embarrassing as hell. He keeps casting his young daughters (8-11 years old) in them too, major pedo vibes, which is ironic because he keeps screaming at people and accusing them of pedophilia if they feature young (21+) actresses in their movies.
He's producing, directing and staring in every one of his German movies which afaik are still the highest grossing German speaking ones. I think he can live with the thought of some anons thinking of him as a joke.
He also had to file for bankruptcy two times now and all of his businesses failed.
Yeah, that's why all his businesses shut down and he has an obvious alcohol problem, because he's so confident and happy.
You really seem way too invested in this person.
I told you he's regarded as a well-known joke here in Germany.
I hope for him that his vineyard is still in business.
Aggressively accusing others of pedophilia is unironically a red flag for being a pedophile. It happens very often. Its such a horrible crime that they adopt a cloak of prosecuting it in order to try to protect themselves. The idea is that people will be like "Oh no, John isn't a pedophile, look how vehemently he fights against it!"
E.g. Some of the UK nonce hunters have turned out to have mountains of CP
Youre also accusing the guy of pedophilia by doing that. That makes you a pedo
T. Pedo
Getting bent out of shape the moment someone under the age of 18 does anything sexual is unnatural
See youre also accusing me of being a pedo. That makes you a pedo, according to your moronic logic
Anon... you're a pedo now. Best you turn yourself in.
Hes defending his position publicly. Thats a giga chad behavior to me. Lets see you say anything in public
He literally starts crying and leaves the talk show if someone calls him out lol.
Better than you who cries at his mums basement
Esl alert
Yes germans are esl, correct
I'm drunk and didn't read the rest of the back and forth
Fren if youre drunk then its fine
Oh yeah? Consider this then.
GOTTEM!
Til seems like a good person. Why are you jealous of him?
Big cities feature a lot of brownies and blacks, no shit. Go to the country side or cities like Munich to avoid them.
Germany is more cucked than France LMAO
>random American attempts to declare sweeping statements about European countries
As if you're any different. You couldn't even afford to visit America and constantly make sweeping statements about a place you've never been to.
But I have been to America. Predicting you to be an American is not a sweeping statement.
Sure you have brown boy. Keep making sweeping statements about a country you visited and pretend you're not a hypocrite.
I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he's a spy. Using his index, middle, and ring fingers. As if a German would ever order beer like that. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that bawd of an actress to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This monkeyshine! He's done worse. That accent! Are you telling me that a German could actually sound like that? No! He lied about it! He *questioned* a Gestapo officer. And I played 'Who Am I?' with him. And I shouldn't have. I sat down with him for a drink. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never changed. Ever since I met him 9 minutes ago, couldn't keep his hands off the scotch! But not our captain! Couldn't be our precious captain! Drinking the tavern blind. And he gets to wear an SS uniform? What a sick joke. I should have arrested him when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop him! You—
>gets balls blown off by Stiglitz
>aaaah my Nazi balls!
>"ACH DU LIEBER!!" he screeches in a high pitched voice whilst all the other men in the room wince and instinctively cover their own groins
>Brad Pitt suddenly appears
>"OOOH! HE'S GONNA BE SORE IN THE MORNIN"
>Blondi puts paws over eyes
so long
farewell
your nazi balls i smite
>Guten Abend to your Nazi balls
That was a strange way to greet the Gestapo. It was half in English.
>AHHHH IST DAS DREI? I POOPENFARTEN MEIN PANTZ!!!!
why were nazis so autistic and goofy lol
They blame everything to israelites. What do you expect from a bunch of lunatics?
Dilate.
Have sex
Touch grass.
Statistically the people who have the least amount of sex are black men and transgender people.
White woman here. Me and my friends only frick black men. White men cant satisfy us
*400 lb white women.
i wish you get lots of black daughters
Any good movie about killing nazi
>dude let's meet at a public place to discuss our super secret plan to kill Hitler
>let's discuss it right there while the place is packed with german officers
>let's wear our fake uniforms and play charades with the german officers
even by totino's standards this is a pretty moronic movie.
how did the french chick go from hiding under floorboards to owning a cinema?
>Why doesn't he want a wet glass?
>stubby little hairy brown sausage fingers vs. creepy long hairless white alien fingers
a tale as old as time
why the frick would i have hair on the palms of my hand you moron, i have them on my knuckles, quite a lot too especially for my age due to high testosterone, get your facts straight dude
lol cope harder smoothskin
I have more hair on my hands than you have on your entire body basedboybitch
>greek claw
Anon, that few pieces of fuzz you have there on your claw are really nothing to write home about. Unless that was the joke and you're calling the other anon basically an entirely hairless freak.
Also, someone who chews nails really shouldn't shittalk anyone.
theres nothing wrong with biting your nails, clipping your nails or having long nails is simply woman like
Do you eat your food with your bare hands?
yes, why?
>Poo detected
Mhmm, jetzt ne Til-Bolo
his restaurant failed miserably too
>b-but he comes from the piz palù...
>SHUT UP, b***h
how could the major be so based?
No native german speaker who made it in the US sounds like a native speaker anymore.
Schwarzenegger, Moeller, Kruger, they all have burger accents and grammar, always trying to string together sentences in a way that's not viable in german
That just happens over time. For how long has Arnold been living in the US? Almost 50 years now?
I remember watching an interview from I think the 80s with Thomas Gottschalk, where he talked - of course in his funny austrian accent - pretty normally otherwise.
Though I think Moeller has never been able to form a coherent sentence even in German.
>Schwarzenegger
He's Austrian
Tomato tomatoe
Arnold still speaks like some mountain austrian hillbilly and Moeller was already braindead before coming to the USA
His heavy austian accent is his trademark, why would he try to soften it?
I read he had to get a speech coach to help retain his thick accent as he was starting to lose it.
I meant his german-austrian dialect not his english accent
I liked how at the end the Nazi party leadership unwillingly watched interracial sex! and then they died! haha. Quentin Tarantino is a fricking genius.
how were Germans so deluded to think that they are a superior race? half of their men look like this, en their women prove that femcels can exist in terms of sheer ugliness. Realistically speaking, why didn't they just burn down the entire country after WW2 and repopulate it with less disgenic beasts?
How many real german officers did they execute just because they used the "wrong" 3 fingers lmao?
The same with allied soldiers getting killed because "they held the cigarette the wrong way"
Protip: It was more than just his fingers
its like they couldnt hear his obvious accent and till schweigers neudeutsch muffled drunk slur. the whole scene was just bad
So what, the guy asks for dry glasses and the Nazi knows he's an American? Do Germans drink out of wet glasses only? I don't get it.
>Do Germans drink out of wet glasses only?
Yes, normal people drink out of glasses that contain a liquid.