>DUDE AN HOUR OF WATCHING EMPTY ROOMS THROUGH A SLOWLY PANNING CAMERA FEED... IM GOING INSANE
>DID THAT CHAIR JUST MOVE SLIGHTLY???
How the frick did this 'horror' format even succeed in the first place? Jesus Christ.
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it's cheap as frick to make. even cheaper than other horror slop.
Hard agree. When it came out back then I remember I was still a /b/tard, and it was being propped up as the scariest movie ever ever with viral marketing. The amount of morons that fell for it I still can't understand, it's so so bad. Can't even say it was groundbreaking for its time due to the script or cinematography or acting or whatever and it's dated now, nope, it was always a terrible movie.
>5 million dollar budget
>100 million box office guaranteed, every time
how do you blow 5 million to this shit?
It was made for $15k.
>$15000 budget
>200 million box office
Is that the best return on budget in the history of cinema?
yes
wrong kid
Made me scared in my room after watching it so it did something also BAZONKAS!!!
the ones after the third movie are some of the most godawful trash I've ever watched
Tatas
Pretty much all horror fans hated these but for some reason normies lapped it up. I thought the first one was pretty decent.
It makes you think something scary and spooky will happen at any minute or a jump scare but then nothing happens for 90% of the movie, it was a one trick pony which is why each sequel got worse.
this. people were being bombarded with jumpscare shit and this preyed on that reflex
considering the small budget they did well with the hand they were dealt with tbh, the movie's not scary at all but it also has no competition, compared to other shitty horrorslop movies out there which launched it ahead of other films
That b***h had some sexy fricking thighs. Nice big breasts too.
Millennial morons thought it was real unironically.
>wife watching ghost adventures
>realizing just how much easier it was to digest when it was a weekly show you sometimes saw
>being bombarded with concentrated zak 3+ episodes in a row is like being punched directly in the part of the brain that processes cringe
ok mike
Your wife is a homosexual, I've watched 120 episodes of ghost adventures in the last two months.
Holy moly look at these milktrucks.
I thought the lore they tried to establish around the two main sisters and Grandma Lois had potential but they never explored it satisfactorily.
It's low-budget 2000s kino and so are 2 and 3. Great moments in each. 4 and beyond are bad, though
as a third worlder all I remember from those movies is wanting a mcmansion like americans
milk
I rewatched Paranormal Activity last night, how did you know? Also how are 2 and 3?
Not OP, but the second one is a bit better.
Th third one is the best one, but I missed big-titty girl.
The fourth one sucked.
The Ghost Dimension was ok.
Next of Kin was just some other movie with the PA name slapped on it. It was avarege at best.
That movie and all sequels with Katie in it never scared me because i was to distracted by the boner in my pant.
What a fricking goddess.
Deep Throat
$25K - $22M
Paranormal Activity
450K - 89M
god i want to impregnate her so badly its unreal
It's the expectations of horror that makes it scary. You just don't understand the art of film making
I saw the first one in a movie theater full of black people and I've never heard so much screaming and hollering. They where legitimately terrified
it was essential normalgay viewing for weekend kinoplex trips
It inverts a number of normal horror tropes with a lot of building anticipation but no scaring, which makes the actual startle parts that much more alarming. Further the found-footage nature of it sort of capitalized on the early trends of digital room recording/baby monitor stuff that was coming into play.
I'm not going to say it was above average but it was doing something distinctly different from a lot of the horror films at the time, and it's set in a very unassuming place to unassuming people, using a topic many people are scared of (ghosts) without it relying on some shitty CGI ghosts like Ghost Ship or House on Haunted Hill.