Dude REALLY wants to be Batman.

Dude REALLY wants to be Batman.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile he's in "sassy flamboyant brits explode le nazis" #29281

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is too big, he could play Aquaman maybe...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thadman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit I thought you were trolling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone calling him fruity really haven't seen him as Thad, beef fruitcake role that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone calling him fruity really haven't seen him as Thad, beef fruitcake role that

      kino role

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His voice doesn't match his appearance at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC he's an actual singer so he knows how to hit the high pitch for comedic effect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even his talking voice doesn't match his appearance. He sounds like he's been dubbed by a flaming gay doing their macho man impersonation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even like capeshit but does he think Jack Reacher is some pillar of originality?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she should be lobo

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay irl just like all steroid users.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This man is incredibly gay

      I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This man is incredibly gay

      [...]
      I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.

      this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man

      Just because you're attacted to him doesn't make him gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Him taking it up the ass and crying about shit non-stop is what makes him gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how can somebody his size be sexually assaulted? lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kevin Nash in the summer of ‘92

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He withdrew consent afterwards when he felt ashamed for what he had done.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because while most men may react violently, a lot of other people just goes into shock mode. Is one of the main reason why men are afraid to talk about sexual abuse.
            t. Got my dick rubbed by a boss as a "frienly prank".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like some gay shit if you ask me, a normal man would react with revulsion if some queer made a pass at him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This. I've never had that happen, but I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.

              IT WAS A JOOOKE!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao, the savannahs would've eaten your kind. How the frick did freeze gays survive for thousands of years?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why not just kill the boss right then and there? Even if the boss happens to be a human.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's an actor, which means he sucks dicks for roles, he just started regretting it now.
            Do you think they pick actors because they're good? There's a shitton of tall blonde hunks out there, at a certain point they need to suck dicks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lets himself be sexually assaulted to further his modeling career
          >immediately quits his modeling career after being sexually assaulted

          Yeah, that makes no sense and is probably something he made up. But I'm sure some moron has convinced themself this is logical with some insane mental gymnastics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This man is incredibly gay

      [...]
      I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.

      this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man

      Homosexuals can work out too. I believe they call them bears.

      he's a massive christcuck you know?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So was Ted Haggard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Convenient cover. Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.
          Yeah because you gays certainly aren't scrutinizing him right now, right. His cover worked like a charm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't blame him for trying, I guess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The American Catholic church has been corrupted and infiltrated by sodomites for years, read up on dead German popes writings about it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Catholics were never really the God-Fearing type

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gays getting christians confused with catholics again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pedolics projecting their filth onto actual Followers of Christ again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you love to see it lol
              tell it to your pope gays lmoa

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >popes are catholic
                >ESL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh dude i don't know about catholics they just sit in boxes and say 'oh i've been bad father' or something and frot against their rosary beads

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I also have a personal relationship with Jesus and he said your gay. You can't argue against the Jesus voice in my head.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The craziest part of being Catholic is having to figure out why a priest would choose a little catholic boy over catholic high school girls. gays.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one is Catholic except for Godless pedohomosexuals

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well most people don't follow it to a T. The clergy are boy lovers. The catholics who aren't clergy aren't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesnt seem to be anymore. he's been on the attack against conservative people for the past week or so. My guess is that he flew to close to being allied with "the wrong side of history" so now he completely 180'd and is calling people nazis and pedophiles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow what a fricking homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he isn't. He hates Christians and he hates Jesus, considering he works for Pedowood.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This man is incredibly gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is married with children you homo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So is John Travolta.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexuals can work out too. I believe they call them bears.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >played Aquaman in Smallville
    >played Hawk in Titans
    >played Rapheal in the live action TMNT reboot w/ Megan Fox
    above comic book schlock
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cap is more grounded and complex than any of those shitty characters

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman doesn't take it up the ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman got raped in prison

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot if true

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kwabbed tf out

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reacher season 2 killed off his momentum. He should have insisted on them keeping it about him and not letting them shove in the ugly black b***h in as basically the co-main for the entire season when nobody wants to see her

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Batman even still exist after his entire philosophy got destroyed by Wonder Woman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what if someone touched the lasso by accident and suddenly started speaking embarrassing truths!
      >this is the only joke Wonder Woman has

      It's amazing she's lasted this long.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The actress who used to portray her was off the charts sexy so everyone let it slide.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing DC's lasted this long given how stagnant it is.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, just let him be Batman. You can do way worse and not a lot better.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman WAS raped in prison. He has the chops for it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    take another dick up the ass, Alan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fantasizes about gay anal sex
      >calls others homosexuals
      Ayy lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >insulting a gay for taking it up the ass is fantasising
        No, Alan. Move out of my board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Capeshit in general is pretty gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Almost as gay as Alan.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's He-man god damn it!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe moron homosexual I hope his career dies

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This effeminate whiny weak "christian" b***h made an entire video about Jan 6th protestors who entered the capitol acting like they were trained assassins and it was the worst thing since the third reich. He's a gay and a shitty actor to boot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chuddite still mad that their little insurrection failed
      Trump lost btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn he's more of a pushover than I initially thought

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trumptard still seething 4 years after
        Grim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This has nothing to do with orange man
          Ritchson is just a b***h

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    shut up troony

    frick off to r.eddit instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mad because bad

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest success was NWH cause of old villains and Andrew/Tobey
    >and everyone loved IM and Cap
    The more the MCU flounders, the more the actors for those aforementioned characters must be licking their lips with greed. Cause bringing them back shit will actually ensure a decent box office and make the films events, which gives them such a good position when negotiating for salaries.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate capeshit but honestly he'd make a perfect Cap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he lacks the earnestness that is essential to Cap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can be Ultimate Cap

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the generic straight to dvd actor he is

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably still seething about this.

    >“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health of his audition for the superhero movie. “I was like, ‘They’ll throw me the part if I look like the guy; nobody really cares about acting.'” Following his audition for the 2011 film, casting told his team he didn’t show he had “the craft” for the role, which ultimately went to Chris Hemsworth.

    https://deadline.com/2024/02/alan-ritchson-lost-role-thor-the-hunger-games-catching-fire-1235841539/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He dodged a bullet tbh
      Because Marvel themselves apparently didn't take the God of Thunder seriously either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He dodged a bullet tbh
        Has he? Because MCU and Thor may be dogshit, but Hemsworth did still got into the big leagues because of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but people still view Thor and The Hulk, 2 of the most macho comic characters ever, as jokes now.
          I'm happy for Hemsworth and his family, but at what cost, you know?
          I shutter to think what they'll do to Wolverine.

          This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first two movies were played seriously, and the franchise only took a comedic turn at Hemsworth's request.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And now Hemsworth wants the serious back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They went too far in a few places with Thor 4.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be a breath of fresh air for once to have a morally grey Marvel movie after so long. I've all but given up on Thor as a character after the last abomination of a film in his at best mediocre series, but one last hoorah and potential redemption would be to make a final Thor movie based on the comic Thor: The Reigning. In it, Thor becomes King of Asgard and relocates it to Earth, so he and the Asgardians could better protect it from threats. Thor becomes more protective of Earth to the point that he starts butting heads with the world's nations and interfering in their affairs, resulting in them forming an anti-Asgardian coalition and attempting to destroy Asgard via nuclear strikes. Thor stops them, but a lot of Asgardians die, resulting in him taking over the planet and killing Earth's heroes when they try to assassinate him. Under Thor's rule, Earth becomes a seemingly Utopian society, with no conflicts, no energy crisis, no world hunger, and no illnesses since they can be solved using Asgardian magic and technology. Loki becomes Thor's second-in-command and the new Sorcerer Supreme after killing Doctor Strange, using his newfound power and influence to turn Earth into a police state, imprisoning dissenters and brainwashing them without Thor's knowledge.

            What's interesting about the comic is that it delves into a lot of social implications that arose out of Thor's actions, like people abandoning their religious faiths and start worshipping Thor instead. Thor begins suppressing other cultures and knowledge, to the point that centuries later, one human doesn't know what an iron is. Not only that, but because Thor essentially "solved" all the world's problems, humans became complacent and empty and began pursuing hedonistic lifestyles in order to find some degree of fulfillment. Others continued to hold on to their old beliefs in secret, while others formed resistance groups against the Asgardians.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but The Dark World sucked
          Also I wish he chose the hot chick with the glasses to be Thor's love interest over blandass Portman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health
      LOL Yeah sure he didn't take it seriously. Chris Hemsworth went to become an A-Lister while this cuck was begging until Reacher years later and now he's begging for a superhero role

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >says the dude who played Aquaman in Smallville and Hawk in Teen Titans

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like someone got a deal from James Gunn......

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Gunn say that Batman 89 was shit or something. He hates that movie and TDK for some odd reasons.
      If Ritchson is actually going to be the new Batman, he's probably going to be demoted to Batwoman or Robin's b***h for the Brave and the Bold movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't this guy have queationable tweets about babies?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Show me where Gunn is wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not moving the neck could give batman an otherworldly aura. turns him an imposing figure that is always facing you no matter what

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman had 10 movies with 6 different actors in the last 35 years...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And they were all either pathetic jokes or the same boring shit
      The Batman literally rehashed the story of Batman 92

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's either that or another "batman punches the joker." There are no new batman stories to tell, it's dead.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he get press everyday for every dumb thing he says?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cause he's handsome and rich

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god hating capeshit is getting more mainstream. I cannot take guys in spandex flying around seriously anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best part is that movie execs worked hard to earn this widespread scorn. They burned it all down and salted the earth.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person-tier-nose
    yikes

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's awesome i'll tell you my thoughts once i've actually watched the film

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh
          Sorry I spoiled it for you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah no worries i know the main beats
            just never got round to watching it fully

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, well, good luck.
              It's personally a Top 10 film for me.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My preferred actor for Batman to this day is still Jensen Ackles.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That really sucks, he'd make for a fricking awesome Captain America

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he'd make for a fricking awesome Captain America
      He's already getting too old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So he better use whatever time he has left to make some big disney cash

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've wondered why do non-whites hate this guy

    t. brown skin

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t he raped by a photographer?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't blame him. Batman is cool and Marvel is for babies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sirs!

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't want to be in a franchise regurgitating stories, i want to be batman and fight the joker, riddler and two-face

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