Because while most men may react violently, a lot of other people just goes into shock mode. Is one of the main reason why men are afraid to talk about sexual abuse.
t. Got my dick rubbed by a boss as a "frienly prank".
He's an actor, which means he sucks dicks for roles, he just started regretting it now.
Do you think they pick actors because they're good? There's a shitton of tall blonde hunks out there, at a certain point they need to suck dicks.
>lets himself be sexually assaulted to further his modeling career >immediately quits his modeling career after being sexually assaulted
Yeah, that makes no sense and is probably something he made up. But I'm sure some moron has convinced themself this is logical with some insane mental gymnastics.
>Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.
Yeah because you gays certainly aren't scrutinizing him right now, right. His cover worked like a charm
Doesnt seem to be anymore. he's been on the attack against conservative people for the past week or so. My guess is that he flew to close to being allied with "the wrong side of history" so now he completely 180'd and is calling people nazis and pedophiles.
Reacher season 2 killed off his momentum. He should have insisted on them keeping it about him and not letting them shove in the ugly black b***h in as basically the co-main for the entire season when nobody wants to see her
This effeminate whiny weak "christian" b***h made an entire video about Jan 6th protestors who entered the capitol acting like they were trained assassins and it was the worst thing since the third reich. He's a gay and a shitty actor to boot
>biggest success was NWH cause of old villains and Andrew/Tobey >and everyone loved IM and Cap
The more the MCU flounders, the more the actors for those aforementioned characters must be licking their lips with greed. Cause bringing them back shit will actually ensure a decent box office and make the films events, which gives them such a good position when negotiating for salaries.
>“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health of his audition for the superhero movie. “I was like, ‘They’ll throw me the part if I look like the guy; nobody really cares about acting.'” Following his audition for the 2011 film, casting told his team he didn’t show he had “the craft” for the role, which ultimately went to Chris Hemsworth.
Yes but people still view Thor and The Hulk, 2 of the most macho comic characters ever, as jokes now.
I'm happy for Hemsworth and his family, but at what cost, you know?
I shutter to think what they'll do to Wolverine.
This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.
It'd be a breath of fresh air for once to have a morally grey Marvel movie after so long. I've all but given up on Thor as a character after the last abomination of a film in his at best mediocre series, but one last hoorah and potential redemption would be to make a final Thor movie based on the comic Thor: The Reigning. In it, Thor becomes King of Asgard and relocates it to Earth, so he and the Asgardians could better protect it from threats. Thor becomes more protective of Earth to the point that he starts butting heads with the world's nations and interfering in their affairs, resulting in them forming an anti-Asgardian coalition and attempting to destroy Asgard via nuclear strikes. Thor stops them, but a lot of Asgardians die, resulting in him taking over the planet and killing Earth's heroes when they try to assassinate him. Under Thor's rule, Earth becomes a seemingly Utopian society, with no conflicts, no energy crisis, no world hunger, and no illnesses since they can be solved using Asgardian magic and technology. Loki becomes Thor's second-in-command and the new Sorcerer Supreme after killing Doctor Strange, using his newfound power and influence to turn Earth into a police state, imprisoning dissenters and brainwashing them without Thor's knowledge.
What's interesting about the comic is that it delves into a lot of social implications that arose out of Thor's actions, like people abandoning their religious faiths and start worshipping Thor instead. Thor begins suppressing other cultures and knowledge, to the point that centuries later, one human doesn't know what an iron is. Not only that, but because Thor essentially "solved" all the world's problems, humans became complacent and empty and began pursuing hedonistic lifestyles in order to find some degree of fulfillment. Others continued to hold on to their old beliefs in secret, while others formed resistance groups against the Asgardians.
>>“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health
LOL Yeah sure he didn't take it seriously. Chris Hemsworth went to become an A-Lister while this cuck was begging until Reacher years later and now he's begging for a superhero role
Didn't Gunn say that Batman 89 was shit or something. He hates that movie and TDK for some odd reasons.
If Ritchson is actually going to be the new Batman, he's probably going to be demoted to Batwoman or Robin's b***h for the Brave and the Bold movie.
meanwhile he's in "sassy flamboyant brits explode le nazis" #29281
He is too big, he could play Aquaman maybe...
Thadman
Holy fricking shit I thought you were trolling
Everyone calling him fruity really haven't seen him as Thad, beef fruitcake role that
kino role
His voice doesn't match his appearance at all.
IIRC he's an actual singer so he knows how to hit the high pitch for comedic effect
Even his talking voice doesn't match his appearance. He sounds like he's been dubbed by a flaming gay doing their macho man impersonation.
kino
I don't even like capeshit but does he think Jack Reacher is some pillar of originality?
she should be lobo
gay irl just like all steroid users.
I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.
Just because you're attacted to him doesn't make him gay.
Him taking it up the ass and crying about shit non-stop is what makes him gay.
how can somebody his size be sexually assaulted? lmao
Kevin Nash in the summer of ‘92
He withdrew consent afterwards when he felt ashamed for what he had done.
Because while most men may react violently, a lot of other people just goes into shock mode. Is one of the main reason why men are afraid to talk about sexual abuse.
t. Got my dick rubbed by a boss as a "frienly prank".
Sounds like some gay shit if you ask me, a normal man would react with revulsion if some queer made a pass at him
This. I've never had that happen, but I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.
>I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.
IT WAS A JOOOKE!
Lmao, the savannahs would've eaten your kind. How the frick did freeze gays survive for thousands of years?
Why not just kill the boss right then and there? Even if the boss happens to be a human.
He's an actor, which means he sucks dicks for roles, he just started regretting it now.
Do you think they pick actors because they're good? There's a shitton of tall blonde hunks out there, at a certain point they need to suck dicks.
>lets himself be sexually assaulted to further his modeling career
>immediately quits his modeling career after being sexually assaulted
Yeah, that makes no sense and is probably something he made up. But I'm sure some moron has convinced themself this is logical with some insane mental gymnastics.
he's a massive christcuck you know?
So was Ted Haggard
Convenient cover. Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.
>Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.
Yeah because you gays certainly aren't scrutinizing him right now, right. His cover worked like a charm
Can't blame him for trying, I guess.
The American Catholic church has been corrupted and infiltrated by sodomites for years, read up on dead German popes writings about it
Catholics were never really the God-Fearing type
>gays getting christians confused with catholics again
>pedolics projecting their filth onto actual Followers of Christ again
you love to see it lol
tell it to your pope gays lmoa
>popes are catholic
>ESL
oh dude i don't know about catholics they just sit in boxes and say 'oh i've been bad father' or something and frot against their rosary beads
I also have a personal relationship with Jesus and he said your gay. You can't argue against the Jesus voice in my head.
The craziest part of being Catholic is having to figure out why a priest would choose a little catholic boy over catholic high school girls. gays.
No one is Catholic except for Godless pedohomosexuals
Well most people don't follow it to a T. The clergy are boy lovers. The catholics who aren't clergy aren't.
Doesnt seem to be anymore. he's been on the attack against conservative people for the past week or so. My guess is that he flew to close to being allied with "the wrong side of history" so now he completely 180'd and is calling people nazis and pedophiles.
Wow what a fricking homosexual
No he isn't. He hates Christians and he hates Jesus, considering he works for Pedowood.
This man is incredibly gay
He is married with children you homo.
So is John Travolta.
this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man
Homosexuals can work out too. I believe they call them bears.
>played Aquaman in Smallville
>played Hawk in Titans
>played Rapheal in the live action TMNT reboot w/ Megan Fox
above comic book schlock
lmao
Cap is more grounded and complex than any of those shitty characters
Batman doesn't take it up the ass
Batman got raped in prison
Hot if true
kwabbed tf out
Reacher season 2 killed off his momentum. He should have insisted on them keeping it about him and not letting them shove in the ugly black b***h in as basically the co-main for the entire season when nobody wants to see her
Why does Batman even still exist after his entire philosophy got destroyed by Wonder Woman?
>what if someone touched the lasso by accident and suddenly started speaking embarrassing truths!
>this is the only joke Wonder Woman has
It's amazing she's lasted this long.
The actress who used to portray her was off the charts sexy so everyone let it slide.
It's amazing DC's lasted this long given how stagnant it is.
Frick it, just let him be Batman. You can do way worse and not a lot better.
Batman WAS raped in prison. He has the chops for it
take another dick up the ass, Alan.
>fantasizes about gay anal sex
>calls others homosexuals
Ayy lmao
>insulting a gay for taking it up the ass is fantasising
No, Alan. Move out of my board.
Capeshit in general is pretty gay
Agreed. Almost as gay as Alan.
he's He-man god damn it!
cringe moron homosexual I hope his career dies
This effeminate whiny weak "christian" b***h made an entire video about Jan 6th protestors who entered the capitol acting like they were trained assassins and it was the worst thing since the third reich. He's a gay and a shitty actor to boot
>Chuddite still mad that their little insurrection failed
Trump lost btw
Damn he's more of a pushover than I initially thought
>trumptard still seething 4 years after
Grim
This has nothing to do with orange man
Ritchson is just a b***h
shut up troony
frick off to r.eddit instead
mad because bad
>biggest success was NWH cause of old villains and Andrew/Tobey
>and everyone loved IM and Cap
The more the MCU flounders, the more the actors for those aforementioned characters must be licking their lips with greed. Cause bringing them back shit will actually ensure a decent box office and make the films events, which gives them such a good position when negotiating for salaries.
I hate capeshit but honestly he'd make a perfect Cap.
Nah, he lacks the earnestness that is essential to Cap.
He can be Ultimate Cap
He looks like the generic straight to dvd actor he is
He's probably still seething about this.
>“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health of his audition for the superhero movie. “I was like, ‘They’ll throw me the part if I look like the guy; nobody really cares about acting.'” Following his audition for the 2011 film, casting told his team he didn’t show he had “the craft” for the role, which ultimately went to Chris Hemsworth.
https://deadline.com/2024/02/alan-ritchson-lost-role-thor-the-hunger-games-catching-fire-1235841539/
He dodged a bullet tbh
Because Marvel themselves apparently didn't take the God of Thunder seriously either
>He dodged a bullet tbh
Has he? Because MCU and Thor may be dogshit, but Hemsworth did still got into the big leagues because of it
Yes but people still view Thor and The Hulk, 2 of the most macho comic characters ever, as jokes now.
I'm happy for Hemsworth and his family, but at what cost, you know?
I shutter to think what they'll do to Wolverine.
This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.
The first two movies were played seriously, and the franchise only took a comedic turn at Hemsworth's request.
And now Hemsworth wants the serious back
They went too far in a few places with Thor 4.
It'd be a breath of fresh air for once to have a morally grey Marvel movie after so long. I've all but given up on Thor as a character after the last abomination of a film in his at best mediocre series, but one last hoorah and potential redemption would be to make a final Thor movie based on the comic Thor: The Reigning. In it, Thor becomes King of Asgard and relocates it to Earth, so he and the Asgardians could better protect it from threats. Thor becomes more protective of Earth to the point that he starts butting heads with the world's nations and interfering in their affairs, resulting in them forming an anti-Asgardian coalition and attempting to destroy Asgard via nuclear strikes. Thor stops them, but a lot of Asgardians die, resulting in him taking over the planet and killing Earth's heroes when they try to assassinate him. Under Thor's rule, Earth becomes a seemingly Utopian society, with no conflicts, no energy crisis, no world hunger, and no illnesses since they can be solved using Asgardian magic and technology. Loki becomes Thor's second-in-command and the new Sorcerer Supreme after killing Doctor Strange, using his newfound power and influence to turn Earth into a police state, imprisoning dissenters and brainwashing them without Thor's knowledge.
What's interesting about the comic is that it delves into a lot of social implications that arose out of Thor's actions, like people abandoning their religious faiths and start worshipping Thor instead. Thor begins suppressing other cultures and knowledge, to the point that centuries later, one human doesn't know what an iron is. Not only that, but because Thor essentially "solved" all the world's problems, humans became complacent and empty and began pursuing hedonistic lifestyles in order to find some degree of fulfillment. Others continued to hold on to their old beliefs in secret, while others formed resistance groups against the Asgardians.
Yeah but The Dark World sucked
Also I wish he chose the hot chick with the glasses to be Thor's love interest over blandass Portman.
>>“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health
LOL Yeah sure he didn't take it seriously. Chris Hemsworth went to become an A-Lister while this cuck was begging until Reacher years later and now he's begging for a superhero role
>says the dude who played Aquaman in Smallville and Hawk in Teen Titans
Sounds like someone got a deal from James Gunn......
Didn't Gunn say that Batman 89 was shit or something. He hates that movie and TDK for some odd reasons.
If Ritchson is actually going to be the new Batman, he's probably going to be demoted to Batwoman or Robin's b***h for the Brave and the Bold movie.
Didn't this guy have queationable tweets about babies?
Yes
Show me where Gunn is wrong
not moving the neck could give batman an otherworldly aura. turns him an imposing figure that is always facing you no matter what
Batman had 10 movies with 6 different actors in the last 35 years...
And they were all either pathetic jokes or the same boring shit
The Batman literally rehashed the story of Batman 92
it's either that or another "batman punches the joker." There are no new batman stories to tell, it's dead.
why does he get press everyday for every dumb thing he says?
Cause he's handsome and rich
Thank god hating capeshit is getting more mainstream. I cannot take guys in spandex flying around seriously anymore.
Best part is that movie execs worked hard to earn this widespread scorn. They burned it all down and salted the earth.
>Black person-tier-nose
yikes
that's awesome i'll tell you my thoughts once i've actually watched the film
Oh
Sorry I spoiled it for you
nah no worries i know the main beats
just never got round to watching it fully
Oh, well, good luck.
It's personally a Top 10 film for me.
My preferred actor for Batman to this day is still Jensen Ackles.
That really sucks, he'd make for a fricking awesome Captain America
>he'd make for a fricking awesome Captain America
He's already getting too old
So he better use whatever time he has left to make some big disney cash
I've wondered why do non-whites hate this guy
t. brown skin
Wasn’t he raped by a photographer?
I don't blame him. Batman is cool and Marvel is for babies.
Good morning sirs!
>i don't want to be in a franchise regurgitating stories, i want to be batman and fight the joker, riddler and two-face