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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile he's in "sassy flamboyant brits explode le nazis" #29281

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is too big, he could play Aquaman maybe...

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thadman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit I thought you were trolling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone calling him fruity really haven't seen him as Thad, beef fruitcake role that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone calling him fruity really haven't seen him as Thad, beef fruitcake role that

      kino role

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His voice doesn't match his appearance at all.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC he's an actual singer so he knows how to hit the high pitch for comedic effect

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even his talking voice doesn't match his appearance. He sounds like he's been dubbed by a flaming gay doing their macho man impersonation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even like capeshit but does he think Jack Reacher is some pillar of originality?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she should be lobo

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gay irl just like all steroid users.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This man is incredibly gay

      I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This man is incredibly gay

      [...]
      I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.

      this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man

      Just because you're attacted to him doesn't make him gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Him taking it up the ass and crying about shit non-stop is what makes him gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how can somebody his size be sexually assaulted? lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kevin Nash in the summer of ‘92

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He withdrew consent afterwards when he felt ashamed for what he had done.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because while most men may react violently, a lot of other people just goes into shock mode. Is one of the main reason why men are afraid to talk about sexual abuse.
            t. Got my dick rubbed by a boss as a "frienly prank".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like some gay shit if you ask me, a normal man would react with revulsion if some queer made a pass at him

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This. I've never had that happen, but I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm confident I'd be confused about whether it was a joke or not.

              IT WAS A JOOOKE!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao, the savannahs would've eaten your kind. How the frick did freeze gays survive for thousands of years?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why not just kill the boss right then and there? Even if the boss happens to be a human.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's an actor, which means he sucks dicks for roles, he just started regretting it now.
            Do you think they pick actors because they're good? There's a shitton of tall blonde hunks out there, at a certain point they need to suck dicks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >lets himself be sexually assaulted to further his modeling career
          >immediately quits his modeling career after being sexually assaulted

          Yeah, that makes no sense and is probably something he made up. But I'm sure some moron has convinced themself this is logical with some insane mental gymnastics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This man is incredibly gay

      [...]
      I would not be remotely surprised to learn he was gay. I would be immensely surprised if it turned out he wasn't a bottom.

      this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man

      Homosexuals can work out too. I believe they call them bears.

      he's a massive christcuck you know?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So was Ted Haggard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Convenient cover. Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Masquerading as a Christian so he can bum boys and avoid scrutiny.
          Yeah because you gays certainly aren't scrutinizing him right now, right. His cover worked like a charm

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can't blame him for trying, I guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The American Catholic church has been corrupted and infiltrated by sodomites for years, read up on dead German popes writings about it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Catholics were never really the God-Fearing type

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gays getting christians confused with catholics again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >pedolics projecting their filth onto actual Followers of Christ again

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you love to see it lol
              tell it to your pope gays lmoa

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >popes are catholic
                >ESL

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh dude i don't know about catholics they just sit in boxes and say 'oh i've been bad father' or something and frot against their rosary beads

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I also have a personal relationship with Jesus and he said your gay. You can't argue against the Jesus voice in my head.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The craziest part of being Catholic is having to figure out why a priest would choose a little catholic boy over catholic high school girls. gays.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No one is Catholic except for Godless pedohomosexuals

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well most people don't follow it to a T. The clergy are boy lovers. The catholics who aren't clergy aren't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesnt seem to be anymore. he's been on the attack against conservative people for the past week or so. My guess is that he flew to close to being allied with "the wrong side of history" so now he completely 180'd and is calling people nazis and pedophiles.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow what a fricking homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No he isn't. He hates Christians and he hates Jesus, considering he works for Pedowood.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This man is incredibly gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is married with children you homo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So is John Travolta.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this guy has real b***h energy for such a huge man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexuals can work out too. I believe they call them bears.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >played Aquaman in Smallville
    >played Hawk in Titans
    >played Rapheal in the live action TMNT reboot w/ Megan Fox
    above comic book schlock
    lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cap is more grounded and complex than any of those shitty characters

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman doesn't take it up the ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Batman got raped in prison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hot if true

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kwabbed tf out

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reacher season 2 killed off his momentum. He should have insisted on them keeping it about him and not letting them shove in the ugly black b***h in as basically the co-main for the entire season when nobody wants to see her

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Batman even still exist after his entire philosophy got destroyed by Wonder Woman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what if someone touched the lasso by accident and suddenly started speaking embarrassing truths!
      >this is the only joke Wonder Woman has

      It's amazing she's lasted this long.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The actress who used to portray her was off the charts sexy so everyone let it slide.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing DC's lasted this long given how stagnant it is.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, just let him be Batman. You can do way worse and not a lot better.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman WAS raped in prison. He has the chops for it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    take another dick up the ass, Alan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fantasizes about gay anal sex
      >calls others homosexuals
      Ayy lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >insulting a gay for taking it up the ass is fantasising
        No, Alan. Move out of my board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Capeshit in general is pretty gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Almost as gay as Alan.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's He-man god damn it!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cringe moron homosexual I hope his career dies

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This effeminate whiny weak "christian" b***h made an entire video about Jan 6th protestors who entered the capitol acting like they were trained assassins and it was the worst thing since the third reich. He's a gay and a shitty actor to boot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Chuddite still mad that their little insurrection failed
      Trump lost btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn he's more of a pushover than I initially thought

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trumptard still seething 4 years after
        Grim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This has nothing to do with orange man
          Ritchson is just a b***h

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    shut up troony

    frick off to r.eddit instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mad because bad

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest success was NWH cause of old villains and Andrew/Tobey
    >and everyone loved IM and Cap
    The more the MCU flounders, the more the actors for those aforementioned characters must be licking their lips with greed. Cause bringing them back shit will actually ensure a decent box office and make the films events, which gives them such a good position when negotiating for salaries.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate capeshit but honestly he'd make a perfect Cap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he lacks the earnestness that is essential to Cap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He can be Ultimate Cap

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the generic straight to dvd actor he is

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably still seething about this.

    >“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health of his audition for the superhero movie. “I was like, ‘They’ll throw me the part if I look like the guy; nobody really cares about acting.'” Following his audition for the 2011 film, casting told his team he didn’t show he had “the craft” for the role, which ultimately went to Chris Hemsworth.

    https://deadline.com/2024/02/alan-ritchson-lost-role-thor-the-hunger-games-catching-fire-1235841539/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He dodged a bullet tbh
      Because Marvel themselves apparently didn't take the God of Thunder seriously either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He dodged a bullet tbh
        Has he? Because MCU and Thor may be dogshit, but Hemsworth did still got into the big leagues because of it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but people still view Thor and The Hulk, 2 of the most macho comic characters ever, as jokes now.
          I'm happy for Hemsworth and his family, but at what cost, you know?
          I shutter to think what they'll do to Wolverine.

          This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first two movies were played seriously, and the franchise only took a comedic turn at Hemsworth's request.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And now Hemsworth wants the serious back

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They went too far in a few places with Thor 4.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be a breath of fresh air for once to have a morally grey Marvel movie after so long. I've all but given up on Thor as a character after the last abomination of a film in his at best mediocre series, but one last hoorah and potential redemption would be to make a final Thor movie based on the comic Thor: The Reigning. In it, Thor becomes King of Asgard and relocates it to Earth, so he and the Asgardians could better protect it from threats. Thor becomes more protective of Earth to the point that he starts butting heads with the world's nations and interfering in their affairs, resulting in them forming an anti-Asgardian coalition and attempting to destroy Asgard via nuclear strikes. Thor stops them, but a lot of Asgardians die, resulting in him taking over the planet and killing Earth's heroes when they try to assassinate him. Under Thor's rule, Earth becomes a seemingly Utopian society, with no conflicts, no energy crisis, no world hunger, and no illnesses since they can be solved using Asgardian magic and technology. Loki becomes Thor's second-in-command and the new Sorcerer Supreme after killing Doctor Strange, using his newfound power and influence to turn Earth into a police state, imprisoning dissenters and brainwashing them without Thor's knowledge.

            What's interesting about the comic is that it delves into a lot of social implications that arose out of Thor's actions, like people abandoning their religious faiths and start worshipping Thor instead. Thor begins suppressing other cultures and knowledge, to the point that centuries later, one human doesn't know what an iron is. Not only that, but because Thor essentially "solved" all the world's problems, humans became complacent and empty and began pursuing hedonistic lifestyles in order to find some degree of fulfillment. Others continued to hold on to their old beliefs in secret, while others formed resistance groups against the Asgardians.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but The Dark World sucked
          Also I wish he chose the hot chick with the glasses to be Thor's love interest over blandass Portman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>“I didn’t take it seriously,” Ritchson told Men’s Health
      LOL Yeah sure he didn't take it seriously. Chris Hemsworth went to become an A-Lister while this cuck was begging until Reacher years later and now he's begging for a superhero role

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >says the dude who played Aquaman in Smallville and Hawk in Teen Titans

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like someone got a deal from James Gunn......

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Gunn say that Batman 89 was shit or something. He hates that movie and TDK for some odd reasons.
      If Ritchson is actually going to be the new Batman, he's probably going to be demoted to Batwoman or Robin's b***h for the Brave and the Bold movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't this guy have queationable tweets about babies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Show me where Gunn is wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not moving the neck could give batman an otherworldly aura. turns him an imposing figure that is always facing you no matter what

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman had 10 movies with 6 different actors in the last 35 years...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And they were all either pathetic jokes or the same boring shit
      The Batman literally rehashed the story of Batman 92

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's either that or another "batman punches the joker." There are no new batman stories to tell, it's dead.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does he get press everyday for every dumb thing he says?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cause he's handsome and rich

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god hating capeshit is getting more mainstream. I cannot take guys in spandex flying around seriously anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best part is that movie execs worked hard to earn this widespread scorn. They burned it all down and salted the earth.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person-tier-nose
    yikes

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's awesome i'll tell you my thoughts once i've actually watched the film

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh
          Sorry I spoiled it for you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah no worries i know the main beats
            just never got round to watching it fully

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, well, good luck.
              It's personally a Top 10 film for me.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My preferred actor for Batman to this day is still Jensen Ackles.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That really sucks, he'd make for a fricking awesome Captain America

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he'd make for a fricking awesome Captain America
      He's already getting too old

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So he better use whatever time he has left to make some big disney cash

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've wondered why do non-whites hate this guy

    t. brown skin

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t he raped by a photographer?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't blame him. Batman is cool and Marvel is for babies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sirs!

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't want to be in a franchise regurgitating stories, i want to be batman and fight the joker, riddler and two-face

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