>Set 10,000 years before the events of Dune, the tv series follows sisters Valya and Tula Harkonnen as they combat forces that threaten the future of humanity, and establish the fabled sect known as the Bene Gesserit
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they will make duneslop for the next decade aren´t they?
Dune 3 will be the last movie
No it won't. They'll just get some other director to continue the series. The studio won't stop until the films start flopping.
So, how long do you think that’ll take? Children is probably solvent by bringing back Paul, God-Emperor is a maybe if they find a good writer (lol who am I kidding) but I can’t see 2020s dunc sois accepting the last two
It’s possible Chani and Paul won’t have children in Dune 3
Chani having children would take away her feminist agency
It will be the last Villeneuve movie
He's not gonna kill himself after working on it, so I doubt it
Villeneuve just wants to tell the story of Paul. There's only one more book with Paul. He said the next movie will be the last. So we can assume he will finish Paul's story. Maybe the producers will get someone else to make Dune movies. There are plenty of stories left to tell. Villeneuve will just make the last one i think.
Sorry, I misunderstood your reply as meaning that it would be the last movie Villeneuve ever makes. It'll almost certainly be his last Dune movie since he's been pushing to adapt it as a trilogy for a while now.
>he will finish Paul's story
Messiah isn't the end of Paul's story, Children is.
Paul's story is over with Messiah. He exists in Children in a supporting role to Leto II, both in-universe and within narrative function.
You can just say "Paul was eaten by Shai-hulud after walking into the desert" and it's a functional ending.
doubt it, the books go full moron right after the second movie ends
paul realises he was a false prophet and goes blind and gets eaten by a sandworm
paul's son is half-worm and lives for 5000 years
duncan idaho is resurrected 7000 years later and becomes the true kwisatz haderach
>duncan idaho is resurrected 7000 years later and becomes the true kwisatz haderach
Thats literally why they picked up Momoa. Its happening.
Brian Herbert's and Kevin J Anderson's bullshit doesnt count just because Brian had access to Frank's notes that included such things as "Write Dune 7" in purple crayon.
>Brian had access to Frank's notes that included such things as "Write Dune 7" in purple crayon.
The idea of Frank Herbert writing notes in purple crayon is very funny to me for some reason
>doubt it, the books go full moron right after the second movie ends
People always say this, but that's just not understanding Dune. The entire of the Golden Path was for humanity to go fricking crazy in their freedom. Books only convey that by going in a totally different direction post-fact.
there's a difference between crazy and illogical
Anon Dune was written by a Californian in the 1970s. That's why it goes crazy.
The Spice Slop must flow
J U N E
>Set 10,000 years before the events of Dune
Isn't that right now?
10,000AG is 20,000AD.
Dune is 20 000 years in the future
>20.000 years into the future
>people haven't evolved one bit physically
I thought this was supposed to be hard sci-fi
Anatomically modern humans have been around for something like a quarter million years and haven't significantly changed in that whole time.
We're gonna grow wings pretty soon
Wtf do you mean? Mentats, voice training, unlocking ancestral memories, weirding way, these are all biological evolutions that are explored in the series
Oh, my SCIENCE!!!!
what a moronic post
Dune is all about biological power over technological power.
with the navigators having powers to control interstellar tarvel,the witches and their weird tricks such as seing the future...
haven't evolved one bit physically
Yes they have. A lot in some cases.
Dune is set around the year 10,000 AG, "after Guild," meaning after the establishment of the Spacing Guild. How far in our future that is is deliberately unspecified. The point is it's a long time.
From Frank’s books:
>Dune, Appendix II, page 543. "Mankind's movement through deep space placed a unique stamp on religion during the one hundred and ten centuries that preceded the Butlerian Jihad." The Jihad was 201-108 BG, so this would approximately be 11,100-11,200 BG.
Fair enough. I was talking about in the text itself and not the appendices, but you win this round. *shakes fist*
So, 90.000 years after the Jihad? They should straight up mkae a movie set during the Jihad, it's by far the most intriging event mentioned in the books.
Who cares about a bunch of hags getting together and sync'ing their periods when we could see people fighting machines?
Pool's tainted, the books fricking suck and the battle that fricked the Atreides and Harks into bitter enemies is moronic. Frank disowned the wrong son.
No he didn't. Instead of having shit books we'd have shit books with gay shit shoved in if he hadn't disowned his gay son.
did you read any of the prequels? it's all gay shit.
>10,000 AG, "after Guild,"
How did Guild travel space without spice?
Presumably very slowly.
FTL travel existed pre-spice, mankind just used thinking machines to navigate. The spice only became necessary once thinking machines were banned after the Jihad
20,000 years and nobody has topped Hitler? So fricking lame
Please please please please please let this line be in the film so I can watch the social media response
>only counting israelite deaths not the tens of million others
So this is the power of american writing...
It's more sinister than that. Paul even mentions the records weren't kept well after the Butlerian Jihad. israelites in fricking space doing the editing.
Yeah. And the "threat" will be Trump getting elected. Screencap this
>Reverend Mother Arsenix Oldlace Cortex! The Bene Tleilax…they…
>speak, Sister Marxia, it’s alright
>the Tleilax have build technology to make a ghola of the Orange One! He promised he’ll grab us by the axolotl tanks!
>Do not fear, sister. We can make gholas of our own. And she deserves a rematch…
Here's your showrunner bro
>In July 2018, it was announced that Schapker will be the co-showrunner and one of the executive producers of the second season of the Netflix science-fiction series, Altered Carbon [4] On May 23, 2019, it was announced that Schapker will be the primary showrunner for the series, replacing Laeta Kalogridis who is still credited as an executive producer.[5]
>In 2022, Schapker was the executive producer for all 8 episodes of Season 4 of Westworld (TV series), the show's final season before being canceled by HBO.
kek
so it's yet another show with a narrow target audience of fat middle-aged lesbians and gender-confused teenagers
I think I can already tell how the story's gonna go
Owari da
The baron looks good in a wig
She needs to up her media literacy and realize the Benes are bad guys.
How can strong women possibly be bad guys? Woman = good. Full stop. Period.
In the sequel books Herbert adds even more powerful and crazy bene geserits and that's the only way he could make the regular ones appear like the good guys
>Honored matres
>Dominatrix sex goddesses
>Genetically engineered dog-men monsters
Can't wait to fap to the animated hentai
Simple, they're TERFs. Their transphobic cult doesn’t allow trans women
the slop must flow.
>one of the executive producers of the second season of the Netflix science-fiction series, Altered Carbon
Oh, the crap season. WHY DO THESE c**tS KEEP FALLING UPWARDS
Remember; It's a war waged by the mediocre against the exceptional.
We, the above average, will no longer have nice things.
>kills altered carbon
>finishes off westworld
!AY SANTA MARIA
>>In 2022, Schapker was the executive producer for all 8 episodes of Season 4 of Westworld (TV series), the show's final season before being canceled by HBO
So you're saying there's still hope
>~~*Schapker*~~
>Story about two sisters fighting the patriarchy and starting the bene gesserit order
It's so tiresome
woodberry
>sisters
They fricking cant help themselves.
>Brian Herbert's headcanon
Those aren’t woke enough.
Showrunners are gonna make their own for the "modern audience"
I’ll watch it if it has bene gesserit QTs swimming in drip.
>drip
Gas chamber, now.
two girl bosses found the order of girl bosses
>10.000 years before Dune
>Same factions already exist
DROPPED
they literally say it's the year 10,191 severa times in the movie. that's over 10,000 years of house Corrino ruling the known universe, and the Atreides and the Harkonnens have also been kicking around that long.
with a 1/10 chance of total catastrophe.
yeah,the story deals with a feudal stagnant society leaded by evil witches.
that was why paul did his jihad,to destroy the form that humanity had taken over the centuries and make something new.
Paul's jihad was the least bad of a lot of terrible possibilities that Paul saw with his ability to see the future. It didn't fundamentally change the empire, just tweaked the settings a little. It took Leto II and 3,500 years of absolute tyranny to fundamentally change humanity.
well,yeah,he tried doing the critical change and failed miserably,but he tried.
There's an interpretation out there that Paul saw the Golden Path in his prescient visions but turned away from it, unable to stomach it. That's why he ended up walking into the desert at the end of Messiah. The real truth is that Herbert hadn't dreamed up the Golden Path when he was writing Paul's story so it never came up until much later.
> Leto II bans usury
>~~*historians*~~ call him a tyrant
hmmmm
I wasn't the least bad, the jihad was completely inevitable as soon as he did the water of life ceremony. Then he pussed out on turning into a worm and become a schizo desert bum instead because he was distraught about billions dying in his name. Which wasn't a path he chose, it was the inevitable future.
Don't know why they would need to destroy that kind of civilizational dynamics. That was pretty comfy. It's actually the best suited system for humans. Herbert was an atheistic liberal and thats why he though change was necessary.
>t. Harkonnen spider gimp.
good, we need another star wars alternative since rebel moon flopped
Denis and his slop has done irreparable damage to Dune
there isn't an image or video I can post that matches the intensity of the Joe_Biden_Shut_up_man.gif in my soul
>what can we ruin next?
keep in mind, this show is basically being invented by blue-haired showrunner types under the auspices of Brian Herbert. Not a single second of this have anything to do with Frank Herbert or Dune.
>Be one of the sisters
>Have a vision
years from now a white rich boy will bamboozle a bunch of sand ni****rs to conquer the universe and establish a patriarchal society
>Seethe
>No wait sister, we could control the rich boy, rule from behind the throne and bamboozle him into providing us with a female empress
years later the rich kid denies sex to his wife locking her away from his superior genes just to make these 2 sisters that have been dead for thousands of years seethe harder
Wow, so deep.
herbert was a chud confirmed
brb gotta reread all the books, again
Can't even blame them for this. Frank's son already fricked it up with the prequels, and then he kept expanding on those fricking prequels. I have no idea where this obsession to explain everything and demystify it in the process comes from, but I detest it.
it's both funny and sad that dune has been killed and buried for ages now. everyone just ignores all the shit not written by frank herbert.
Most people ignore the last two books written by Frank anyways. Hell, some people refuse to acknowledge anything but the original Dune itself.
>I have no idea where this obsession to explain everything and demystify it in the process comes from, but I detest it.
Money
Jesus, not only was DUNC terribad, now we have to watch le DUNC cinematic universe
You literally don't have to watch anything. Why do you insist on watching things you know you'll hate?
>we eatin good
Can you please stop talking like a Black person?
I can't watch new shows anymore, I get invested and they get cancelled after the 2nd season numbers aren't 100 trillion views as projected by delusional suits
Also the woke shit and getting people who absolutely hate everything about the IP to direct it doesn't help
>Dune bros we eatin good
You're eating shit, dune bro. I still seethe whenever I see a dune 2 poster or hear fans praise it. Previous adaptations were just bad but this one was offensive.
I thought I would be able to talk about some interesting dune things with the non-reading public after these movies but they turned everything so ass-backwards that I completely avoid the topic now. Yes I've read the excuses and justifications but still not buying any of it. It's like self-identified dune fans (or bots) desperately want their thing to be popular and will let anything go as long as it 'spreads dune' or something. I might be terminally attached to dune but I will never be a fan.
>space ragnar
BRING BACK RAISED BY WOLVES
Where are the Gesserit e-girls?
>>Set 10,000 years before the events of Dune
So they're doing the aftermath of the Butlerian Jihad and beginning of the Great Schools, i.e. adapting brian herbert and kevin j anderson's shitty fanfiction?
I euthanize.
>already dumpster diving after 2 mediocre movies
womp womp