>EH OH OUR LIVES WERE SO GLAMOROUS WE EVEN HAD WINE IN OUR GIGANTIC PRISON CELLS
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>EH OH OUR LIVES WERE SO GLAMOROUS WE EVEN HAD WINE IN OUR GIGANTIC PRISON CELLS
There are less silly ways to get (You)'s.
who is this qt trad waifu?
>he doesn't know
Reminder that all women are like this deep down.
And all men want women who are like that deep down.
No, I want a sweet caring gf not some prostitute who gets off on abuse.
>I want a gf who views sex as disgusting and lets me frick her maybe twice a year
Still better than a prostitute if you ask me. But then again so are gutter rats.
How about the happy medium? A loyal gf who also likes sex, and has had some "practice" before you met her so she actually knows how to behave in a relationship.
Like how the happy medium between a diet of cum and a sandwich is a sandwich that only a few guys have came inside of
Have fun finding a needle in haystack then
>Woah dude, all of our sandwiches have cum in them. You're gonna be waiting a while if you want one that hasn't been cummed in. Lower your standards, man.
I'm good.
>BREAKING: MAN DIES OF STARVATION, WITNESSES SAY HE KEPT RAMBLING ABOUT CUM FILLED SANDWICHES
You vill eat ze cam sandviches
>you'd have sex with a girl who got fricked once? so you'd also eat diarrhea straight from a cow's butthole then? fricking disgusting
grow up you little homosexual
>I'm good.
You aren't good, your sexual frustration is extreme
They hated him because he told the truth.
The fact that some guy is like this with Brett Cooper every night truly pisses me off
You need to relax.
How can i knowing i'll never know the pleasure of her mouth?
homo
i just realized this is the same face the little redhead makes when she gets the black babydoll
Dearest mother,
I am writing to you to inform you I've posted it again
Sincerely, homosexual OP.
>eh oh we cut our garlic extra fine like Nona use to do
>not crushing the garlic
Capeshit will be an interesring cinematic phenomenon. How did such a shittt genre have such goodwill for so long?
People are finally waking up to the truth of Slopsese
about time
seething
i think mafia movies have aged poorly in general
the mafia or mob just isn't "cool" like they used to be, and they seem tame compared to politicians for example, let alone cartels and other gangs like in Haiti
hell, even Chinese with importing fentanyl are more edgy than the Godfather
>we are the "good" mafia who doesn't deal drugs
frick off, greasy wops dealt anything that made them money
mafia movies are such glorified bullshit
Blacks are Mexicans are more masculine and violent so it makes sense. At least the Italians actually had it big at one point unlike the whites in Boston kek
Glorification of the mob between the Prohibition Era and the heyday of the Mafia in the 70s was largely a propaganda effort fueled by the Mob itself. They utilized the journalism and entertainment media sectors to create an image for themselves that intimidated potential witnesses and informants, and attracted potential low-level employees.
Like any pyramid scheme - gangs create an illusion of glamorous and powerful living for the upper echelon in order to dupe the droves of people at the bottom who sign-up only to live inglorious lives as petty thieves, crooks, pushers, mules, enforces, and killers under the constant threat of being whacked.
Don't those chudcels know only the chosen can do that??
interesting point
i recently watched Johnny Somali stream thorugh Tel Aviv and he got jumped by multiple Black folk
it quickly made me realize how much of a shit hole Israel actually is, when the media and movies make you think it's some sort of middle eastern utopia
no, it's just as shitty as every other middle eastern country, and it would be even shittier without free billions from the US
Something about his face really upsets me.
It's his gay face coupled with the fact he's so gay and ashamed he calls himself Somali instead of what he really is, a gay habesha manlet
Ironically israelites aren't that different. The ones at the top live lavishly with unparalleled power and wealth, but for every Mayer Rothschild or Marcus Goldman or Samuel Sachs, there's a thousand random cousins, brother-in-laws, and gullible neighborhood kids who're out there working for a pittance with the promise of getting "in" with the big shots. israelites have developed the practice of exploiting family and friends to an art.
>Jews are bad because uhh
>Most of them aren't rich!
Didn't say israelites aren't bad, I just said that they're run like most gangs.
>i think mafia movies have aged poorly in general
The most moronic take I've ever seen.
Mobsters do lame shit now like trying to steal their white neighbor's property to try to up their own property values and sell out to foreigners.
>What about Scorsese? He snorts, and glugs. "Goodfellas is bullshit. It is the lousiest film ever, ever made. After Raging Bull, he was a lousy amateur."
- Aki Kaurismäki 12 years ago
Who?
You serious?
anon, I think you should leave
Some nobody. Don't let these autists gaslight you.
Wtf man
>People are finally waking up to the truth of Slopsese
Only because the last 10ish years IRL have been batshit insane and make gangster schlop look like kindergarden in comparson.
The running theme of basically every single mobster film and series is that mafiosos live the high life at the cost of being miserable fricks who dispense misery on others and run the risk that any day could be the day they get whacked over some feud or ball-breaking or score or whatever.
>that mafiosos live the high life
And its not even that "high" of a life
>woah I can afford prostitutes and cigars, living large ovah here!!!
It's the indoctrination of cartels - they load up impressionable kids with money and booze and girls and let them feel powerful by enacting out bully fantasies, and by the time their in their teens and twenties they're loyal soldiers who think capping random civvies in exchange for blow and prostitutes and chains is the fricking be-all-end-all of life.
The details change slightly between Mexican cartels, the European mobs, the urban street gangs, etc. but it's all the same shit.
>killing for prostitutes and blow
Based I want to be in grand theft cartel
>I want to be in grand theft cartel
Shit game, every playthrough ends the same way: You get dragged out to the middle of nowhere by a rival gang or some higher-up you spoke condescendingly too and have your fricking skin peeled off and have your penis chewed off by a dog while your wife and kids are raped to death. It gets old.
Still beats being a wagie.
The amount of money Henry Hill made was huge.bge said he was making $10,000 a week or something in that area
the finest cigars are quite expensive
Whitey Bulger made $30 million dollars in his criminal career.
what is it about Mobkino that sends troons into a dilating frenzy
Masculinity scares them.
The only people romanticizing mobs don't know how it feels to live under protection racket
>t. shut-in chud
Do high-ranking goombas really make their own spaghetti in prison?
That was a Scorsese fantasy
It wasn't. It was a reference to "mafia row" in Lewisburg federal prison in Pennsylvania. During the 60s/70sish the feds used to send most of their convicted mobsters to Lewisburg. There were so many of them there that they got their own cell block which became nicknamed Mafia Row. The mob guys in that cell block pooled all their influence and resources to bribe the guards for special treatment.
Nice reddit fact homosexual
If anyone's interested in real life stuff similar to this, look up Adolfo Macias, drug kingpin of Ecuador. He was in jail and living like a king even better than the mobsters in the movie. Recently decided he was bored of being in prison and escaped causing a huge manhunt that hasn't found him.
A fito le valió verga y se la sacó
Too bad Marty never made anything as good as the Sopranos.
this dedication to shitposting/trolling has reached levels that shouldn't even be possible.
if those are Goodfellas I'd hate to meet a Badfella!
>As far as I can remember I always wanted to be a homosexual
Capeshit homies still seething about Marty being objectively correct about their movies made for children
cope
Never seen this. Is this accurate?
Watch the movie and report back.
I'd rather watch the avengers
This thread is just morons who are still seething because Scorsese denigrated their beloved capeshit. The depiction of these mobster's VIP treatment in prison is generally considered to be accurate, as confirmed by Henry Hill, even if Scorsese exaggerated it slightly.
Henry Hill is a liar so it was exaggerated a lot
>as confirmed by a man who made a living romanticizing the life he left behind in books, but only after everyone he ratted out who wanted to brutally murder him had died in prison
>a man's account of his own life is automatically less credible than baseless speculation by some random anon on Cinemaphile because.... he was a criminal, or something.
You're right... corruption in the federal prison system in the 1970s? that's impossible!
A man who lied and cheated and thieved and bullied and killed for a living, and has proven multiple times in court that he will lie and say whatever he has to for his own benefit is not particularly credible.
Neither are you. If you have any compelling evidence that he lied about receiving VIP treatment in prison, then present it.
Prisoners can make their own wine now days. Times haven’t changed.
The amount of seethe from little Timmy's ITT is hilarious. Enjoy working as an insurance broker for the next 50 years married to your pig ugly wife and always doing what you are told.
Enjoy being buried alive in a cornfield because some guy's boss wants to send a message to your boss.
They dont even get that anymore. Its not the fricking sixties anymore. These goombas arent superheroes. Anyone with a gun can touch them. Just ask the boss that got killed by a random schizo in front of his house a few years ago.
There was a mob hit right around the corner from my house awhile back. Middle of the day. Me, my buddy, and my gf heard the shots in my living room. As far as I know they didn't catch anyone.
THE GLITZ AND THE GLAMOUR
Lol. Also, I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and still had some guy murdered a 3 min walk from my front door because of mob shit. Fricking wops.
Italians are the least of everybody’s problems now
This is bullshit
Unless you live in Montreal
In that case I can believe you
It wasn’t a random schizo that just happened to target him. He was his nephew that caught him off guard because he’s never been violent before, just weird and medicated.
mob guys live in and around some of the worst areas in the country crime-wise (NY-NJ-Philly-Buffalo-Chicago) yet it’s rare for something crazy like that happened to them.
city?
how long ago?
If recent then it’s not in the USA
Canada most likely
South Philly was pretty “hot”, mob violence-wise, until fairly recently
Kind of the point of the story, stupid.
Better than being a wagie
anyone moronic enough to think the gangster films glorify the lifestyle is a brainlet beyond belief
>t. chud
tommy is a psychopath killed by his own people for being such an butthole
de niro's character is also shown as a greedy psychopath who is implied to be ready to kill both henry and his wife to save his own skin
henry is a coked out schizo by the end and has to give up everything just to stay alive
vario's character has the most whitewashing relative to real life but still winds up in jail thanks to his subordinates being morons
I could do this with other films like casino or the irishmen, I genuinely don't get how people pretend this makes the mob out to be glorious or cool
Paulie was somewhat glorified but you're seeing him through Henry's eyes (and he scams that guy who goes to him for help because Tommy, I think, was abusing his business; the subtext being everything they touch turning to ashes).
What's a mattah with (you)?
fricking shit movie fr
He knew he could never touch the heights that Coppola did so he had to go with le epic quirky mob guys
What heights? Coppola was even worse.
I think Scorsese is talented and has made some fun movies but I can’t look at him and not think reddit. Same thing with Denis V and Nolan
Your brain is broken, sorry about that.
those mobile mafia city game ads have done more damage to gangster culture than any of these films you crackers are yapping about
frick are you saying homosexual
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Do you get mad about cowboys when you watch westerns, or sailors when there’s a Popeye cartoon?
You seem like a real drag.
>cowboys sailors
Uh sir, we aren't homosexuals here.
I only watched for the first time last year, found it overrated. I find a lot of the classics hold up and are fantastic when seeing them layer eg did godfather at the same time and it was great
Probably the best mob movie.
There is literally nothing wrong with romanticizing a life of crime.
Only a true subhuman piece of shit lacking in any kind of empathy would take the wrong message away from fricking movies to go be a criminal themselves because of it.
>There is literally nothing wrong with romanticizing a life of crime
moron moment
>Romanticizing a life of climb: Italian edition
"Holy Gabagool, Marty does it again!"
>George Floyd: the movie.
"How dare people sympathise with this no good Black person criminal. Millions must die"
>increase of gangsta rap, movies and tv shows
>increase of black crime
maybe we’re onto something
>increase of movies and shows about the mob
>decrease in mob power and relevance IRL
funny how that works
more like it is much harder to get away with all those things since everything is so electronic and monitored. Almost everything in the movie was only possible since there were no cameras, computers and barely any phones
The Sopranos (another show that got so much shit for allegedly “glorifying mafia life”) was set in 1999-2008, the schemes that were depicted are still happening despite the obvious tech advantages of the FBI. It was (still sorta is) massively popular, especially among guidos and other low-tier east coast guys, yet the Mob has been on a steady downturn spiral all despite that.
It’s almost like pop culture doesn’t influence real life as much as we think
Not to mention
It seems like cameras, computers, traceable cell phones, ballistic tests, etc don’t make them desist from crime
Did the Sopranos actually influence anyone to join the mafia?
>more mobsters in movies and tv shows
>less mobsters in real life
pop culture isn’t as influential as we tend to think
Why do Italian-Americans talk so fricking weird? They barely register as Whites.
Frick off back to Pakistan, scum.
basado
You are an amerimutt
mafia wanes
viewers become nostalgic about mob kino
> then this butthole appears, grifting as a youtuber
destroys all positive outlook on mobsters
What's his problem?
just watched it for the first time. better than mean streets but not a 10/10 for me. scorsese just doesnt do it for me
Also, did the israelite and italians get along? Or is scorsese just wanting to make israelites look like cool criminals?
>Also, did the israelite and italians get along?
The wig shop guy (morrie?) was israeli IRL, ran a sportsbook out of his wig shop. His wife said he liked to be a "connected guy" and hang out with "wiseguys" He gave Jimmy the tip for the Lufthansa heist but bugged Jimmy for a cut of the money after the heist. Jimmy had him murdered.
Any israeli man would easily kick your fricking asses.
Frickin A'
Make it less obvious. Will you?
israelites are incestuous vermin that live in filth.
Jews are mob material, where do you think we get the word 'shylock' from for usury lending?
>Also, did the israelite and italians get along? Or is scorsese just wanting to make israelites look like cool criminals?
Before accusing Scorsese of intentional deception, maybe you could instead just inform yourself of the most basic details of mob history? Fricking moron
There are unironically people on this board that think Casino is a better movie
Different characters and setting, it is okay to like more than one thing at a time without it turning into a pissing contest.
If you dislike it your castrated.