>EH OH OUR LIVES WERE SO GLAMOROUS WE EVEN HAD WINE IN OUR GIGANTIC PRISON CELLS

>EH OH OUR LIVES WERE SO GLAMOROUS WE EVEN HAD WINE IN OUR GIGANTIC PRISON CELLS
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are less silly ways to get (You)'s.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this qt trad waifu?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that all women are like this deep down.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And all men want women who are like that deep down.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I want a sweet caring gf not some prostitute who gets off on abuse.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want a gf who views sex as disgusting and lets me frick her maybe twice a year

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still better than a prostitute if you ask me. But then again so are gutter rats.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want a gf who views sex as disgusting and lets me frick her maybe twice a year

                How about the happy medium? A loyal gf who also likes sex, and has had some "practice" before you met her so she actually knows how to behave in a relationship.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like how the happy medium between a diet of cum and a sandwich is a sandwich that only a few guys have came inside of

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun finding a needle in haystack then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Woah dude, all of our sandwiches have cum in them. You're gonna be waiting a while if you want one that hasn't been cummed in. Lower your standards, man.
                I'm good.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BREAKING: MAN DIES OF STARVATION, WITNESSES SAY HE KEPT RAMBLING ABOUT CUM FILLED SANDWICHES

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You vill eat ze cam sandviches

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you'd have sex with a girl who got fricked once? so you'd also eat diarrhea straight from a cow's butthole then? fricking disgusting
                grow up you little homosexual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm good.
                You aren't good, your sexual frustration is extreme

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They hated him because he told the truth.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

            The fact that some guy is like this with Brett Cooper every night truly pisses me off

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to relax.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How can i knowing i'll never know the pleasure of her mouth?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                homo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just realized this is the same face the little redhead makes when she gets the black babydoll

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dearest mother,
    I am writing to you to inform you I've posted it again
    Sincerely, homosexual OP.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eh oh we cut our garlic extra fine like Nona use to do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not crushing the garlic

      Capeshit homies still seething about Marty being objectively correct about their movies made for children

      Capeshit will be an interesring cinematic phenomenon. How did such a shittt genre have such goodwill for so long?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are finally waking up to the truth of Slopsese

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      about time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      about time

      seething

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      about time

      i think mafia movies have aged poorly in general

      the mafia or mob just isn't "cool" like they used to be, and they seem tame compared to politicians for example, let alone cartels and other gangs like in Haiti

      hell, even Chinese with importing fentanyl are more edgy than the Godfather
      >we are the "good" mafia who doesn't deal drugs
      frick off, greasy wops dealt anything that made them money

      mafia movies are such glorified bullshit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks are Mexicans are more masculine and violent so it makes sense. At least the Italians actually had it big at one point unlike the whites in Boston kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glorification of the mob between the Prohibition Era and the heyday of the Mafia in the 70s was largely a propaganda effort fueled by the Mob itself. They utilized the journalism and entertainment media sectors to create an image for themselves that intimidated potential witnesses and informants, and attracted potential low-level employees.

        Like any pyramid scheme - gangs create an illusion of glamorous and powerful living for the upper echelon in order to dupe the droves of people at the bottom who sign-up only to live inglorious lives as petty thieves, crooks, pushers, mules, enforces, and killers under the constant threat of being whacked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't those chudcels know only the chosen can do that??

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            interesting point

            i recently watched Johnny Somali stream thorugh Tel Aviv and he got jumped by multiple Black folk

            it quickly made me realize how much of a shit hole Israel actually is, when the media and movies make you think it's some sort of middle eastern utopia

            no, it's just as shitty as every other middle eastern country, and it would be even shittier without free billions from the US

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Something about his face really upsets me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's his gay face coupled with the fact he's so gay and ashamed he calls himself Somali instead of what he really is, a gay habesha manlet

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically israelites aren't that different. The ones at the top live lavishly with unparalleled power and wealth, but for every Mayer Rothschild or Marcus Goldman or Samuel Sachs, there's a thousand random cousins, brother-in-laws, and gullible neighborhood kids who're out there working for a pittance with the promise of getting "in" with the big shots. israelites have developed the practice of exploiting family and friends to an art.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Jews are bad because uhh
              >Most of them aren't rich!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't say israelites aren't bad, I just said that they're run like most gangs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i think mafia movies have aged poorly in general
        The most moronic take I've ever seen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mobsters do lame shit now like trying to steal their white neighbor's property to try to up their own property values and sell out to foreigners.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What about Scorsese? He snorts, and glugs. "Goodfellas is bullshit. It is the lousiest film ever, ever made. After Raging Bull, he was a lousy amateur."
      - Aki Kaurismäki 12 years ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You serious?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon, I think you should leave

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some nobody. Don't let these autists gaslight you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People are finally waking up to the truth of Slopsese
      Only because the last 10ish years IRL have been batshit insane and make gangster schlop look like kindergarden in comparson.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The running theme of basically every single mobster film and series is that mafiosos live the high life at the cost of being miserable fricks who dispense misery on others and run the risk that any day could be the day they get whacked over some feud or ball-breaking or score or whatever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that mafiosos live the high life
      And its not even that "high" of a life
      >woah I can afford prostitutes and cigars, living large ovah here!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the indoctrination of cartels - they load up impressionable kids with money and booze and girls and let them feel powerful by enacting out bully fantasies, and by the time their in their teens and twenties they're loyal soldiers who think capping random civvies in exchange for blow and prostitutes and chains is the fricking be-all-end-all of life.

        The details change slightly between Mexican cartels, the European mobs, the urban street gangs, etc. but it's all the same shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >killing for prostitutes and blow
          Based I want to be in grand theft cartel

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want to be in grand theft cartel
            Shit game, every playthrough ends the same way: You get dragged out to the middle of nowhere by a rival gang or some higher-up you spoke condescendingly too and have your fricking skin peeled off and have your penis chewed off by a dog while your wife and kids are raped to death. It gets old.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still beats being a wagie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of money Henry Hill made was huge.bge said he was making $10,000 a week or something in that area

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the finest cigars are quite expensive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whitey Bulger made $30 million dollars in his criminal career.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it about Mobkino that sends troons into a dilating frenzy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masculinity scares them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only people romanticizing mobs don't know how it feels to live under protection racket

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. shut-in chud

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do high-ranking goombas really make their own spaghetti in prison?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a Scorsese fantasy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't. It was a reference to "mafia row" in Lewisburg federal prison in Pennsylvania. During the 60s/70sish the feds used to send most of their convicted mobsters to Lewisburg. There were so many of them there that they got their own cell block which became nicknamed Mafia Row. The mob guys in that cell block pooled all their influence and resources to bribe the guards for special treatment.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice reddit fact homosexual

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone's interested in real life stuff similar to this, look up Adolfo Macias, drug kingpin of Ecuador. He was in jail and living like a king even better than the mobsters in the movie. Recently decided he was bored of being in prison and escaped causing a huge manhunt that hasn't found him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fito le valió verga y se la sacó

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad Marty never made anything as good as the Sopranos.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this dedication to shitposting/trolling has reached levels that shouldn't even be possible.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if those are Goodfellas I'd hate to meet a Badfella!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As far as I can remember I always wanted to be a homosexual

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit homies still seething about Marty being objectively correct about their movies made for children

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen this. Is this accurate?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the movie and report back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather watch the avengers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is just morons who are still seething because Scorsese denigrated their beloved capeshit. The depiction of these mobster's VIP treatment in prison is generally considered to be accurate, as confirmed by Henry Hill, even if Scorsese exaggerated it slightly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Henry Hill is a liar so it was exaggerated a lot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as confirmed by a man who made a living romanticizing the life he left behind in books, but only after everyone he ratted out who wanted to brutally murder him had died in prison

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a man's account of his own life is automatically less credible than baseless speculation by some random anon on Cinemaphile because.... he was a criminal, or something.
          You're right... corruption in the federal prison system in the 1970s? that's impossible!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A man who lied and cheated and thieved and bullied and killed for a living, and has proven multiple times in court that he will lie and say whatever he has to for his own benefit is not particularly credible.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither are you. If you have any compelling evidence that he lied about receiving VIP treatment in prison, then present it.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prisoners can make their own wine now days. Times haven’t changed.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seethe from little Timmy's ITT is hilarious. Enjoy working as an insurance broker for the next 50 years married to your pig ugly wife and always doing what you are told.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy being buried alive in a cornfield because some guy's boss wants to send a message to your boss.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dont even get that anymore. Its not the fricking sixties anymore. These goombas arent superheroes. Anyone with a gun can touch them. Just ask the boss that got killed by a random schizo in front of his house a few years ago.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a mob hit right around the corner from my house awhile back. Middle of the day. Me, my buddy, and my gf heard the shots in my living room. As far as I know they didn't catch anyone.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            THE GLITZ AND THE GLAMOUR

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol. Also, I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and still had some guy murdered a 3 min walk from my front door because of mob shit. Fricking wops.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Italians are the least of everybody’s problems now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is bullshit
                Unless you live in Montreal
                In that case I can believe you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn’t a random schizo that just happened to target him. He was his nephew that caught him off guard because he’s never been violent before, just weird and medicated.

            mob guys live in and around some of the worst areas in the country crime-wise (NY-NJ-Philly-Buffalo-Chicago) yet it’s rare for something crazy like that happened to them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            city?
            how long ago?
            If recent then it’s not in the USA
            Canada most likely

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is bullshit
            Unless you live in Montreal
            In that case I can believe you

            city?
            how long ago?
            If recent then it’s not in the USA
            Canada most likely

            South Philly was pretty “hot”, mob violence-wise, until fairly recently

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of the point of the story, stupid.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than being a wagie

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone moronic enough to think the gangster films glorify the lifestyle is a brainlet beyond belief

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tommy is a psychopath killed by his own people for being such an butthole
        de niro's character is also shown as a greedy psychopath who is implied to be ready to kill both henry and his wife to save his own skin
        henry is a coked out schizo by the end and has to give up everything just to stay alive
        vario's character has the most whitewashing relative to real life but still winds up in jail thanks to his subordinates being morons
        I could do this with other films like casino or the irishmen, I genuinely don't get how people pretend this makes the mob out to be glorious or cool

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paulie was somewhat glorified but you're seeing him through Henry's eyes (and he scams that guy who goes to him for help because Tommy, I think, was abusing his business; the subtext being everything they touch turning to ashes).

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a mattah with (you)?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking shit movie fr

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He knew he could never touch the heights that Coppola did so he had to go with le epic quirky mob guys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What heights? Coppola was even worse.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Scorsese is talented and has made some fun movies but I can’t look at him and not think reddit. Same thing with Denis V and Nolan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your brain is broken, sorry about that.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    those mobile mafia city game ads have done more damage to gangster culture than any of these films you crackers are yapping about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick are you saying homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get mad about cowboys when you watch westerns, or sailors when there’s a Popeye cartoon?
    You seem like a real drag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cowboys sailors
      Uh sir, we aren't homosexuals here.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched for the first time last year, found it overrated. I find a lot of the classics hold up and are fantastic when seeing them layer eg did godfather at the same time and it was great

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the best mob movie.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally nothing wrong with romanticizing a life of crime.

    Only a true subhuman piece of shit lacking in any kind of empathy would take the wrong message away from fricking movies to go be a criminal themselves because of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is literally nothing wrong with romanticizing a life of crime
      moron moment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Romanticizing a life of climb: Italian edition
      "Holy Gabagool, Marty does it again!"
      >George Floyd: the movie.
      "How dare people sympathise with this no good Black person criminal. Millions must die"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >increase of gangsta rap, movies and tv shows

        >increase of black crime

        maybe we’re onto something

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >increase of movies and shows about the mob

    >decrease in mob power and relevance IRL

    funny how that works

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like it is much harder to get away with all those things since everything is so electronic and monitored. Almost everything in the movie was only possible since there were no cameras, computers and barely any phones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Sopranos (another show that got so much shit for allegedly “glorifying mafia life”) was set in 1999-2008, the schemes that were depicted are still happening despite the obvious tech advantages of the FBI. It was (still sorta is) massively popular, especially among guidos and other low-tier east coast guys, yet the Mob has been on a steady downturn spiral all despite that.
        It’s almost like pop culture doesn’t influence real life as much as we think

        Not to mention

        >increase of gangsta rap, movies and tv shows

        >increase of black crime

        maybe we’re onto something

        It seems like cameras, computers, traceable cell phones, ballistic tests, etc don’t make them desist from crime

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did the Sopranos actually influence anyone to join the mafia?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more mobsters in movies and tv shows
            >less mobsters in real life
            pop culture isn’t as influential as we tend to think

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Italian-Americans talk so fricking weird? They barely register as Whites.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off back to Pakistan, scum.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        basado

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are an amerimutt

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mafia wanes
    viewers become nostalgic about mob kino
    > then this butthole appears, grifting as a youtuber
    destroys all positive outlook on mobsters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's his problem?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just watched it for the first time. better than mean streets but not a 10/10 for me. scorsese just doesnt do it for me

    Also, did the israelite and italians get along? Or is scorsese just wanting to make israelites look like cool criminals?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, did the israelite and italians get along?
      The wig shop guy (morrie?) was israeli IRL, ran a sportsbook out of his wig shop. His wife said he liked to be a "connected guy" and hang out with "wiseguys" He gave Jimmy the tip for the Lufthansa heist but bugged Jimmy for a cut of the money after the heist. Jimmy had him murdered.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are mob material, where do you think we get the word 'shylock' from for usury lending?

        Any israeli man would easily kick your fricking asses.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frickin A'

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Make it less obvious. Will you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          israelites are incestuous vermin that live in filth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews are mob material, where do you think we get the word 'shylock' from for usury lending?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, did the israelite and italians get along? Or is scorsese just wanting to make israelites look like cool criminals?
      Before accusing Scorsese of intentional deception, maybe you could instead just inform yourself of the most basic details of mob history? Fricking moron

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are unironically people on this board that think Casino is a better movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Different characters and setting, it is okay to like more than one thing at a time without it turning into a pissing contest.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you dislike it your castrated.

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