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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuddling and holding hands with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but how can you know she didn't hypnotize you to do that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she wouldnt need to

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you were hell bent on genociding elves minutes prior
          you only think you love her now
          snap out of it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            mate with elves

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              imagine her doing this as she sucks your dick

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate fricking their women, but mostly for watching yourself around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. wishful thinking stunty
      Go kick rocks, shortstack.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd genuinely rather be a based hard working dwarf, than a pretentious homosexual elf.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protecting

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woodchipper
    Melting pot
    Hydraulic press
    Gas chamber
    LA

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Passionate sex in between takes

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breeding

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mate with elves

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you think about it, the 500 year old e-girl is the real pedophile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        HE WAS 12 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FAIRY HAG

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating Toblerone with

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bludgeoning with warhammers

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill elves. Behead elves. Roundhouse kick an elf into the concrete. Slam dunk an elven baby into the trashcan.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      in some universe a moonman with dwarf physique is saying this

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know who the frick this girl is for 2 years now

    WHY IS THIS UNSOURCEABLE?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep looking gay haha

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 years later he still hasnt figured out how to reverse image search
        keep trying little buddy

        Already did - Lara McDonell

        I just embarrassed you two on Cinemaphile and you may not recover

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 years later he still hasnt figured out how to reverse image search
      keep trying little buddy

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    elves reproduce by raping human men

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it the othe way around?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't rape someone who can mind control you with their eyes
        I can think of only one reason why a race would evolve that ability

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A blind man should be able to rape her just fine.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            but he's blind, seems hard to do

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting shit on by Dwarves

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