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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuddling and holding hands with

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but how can you know she didn't hypnotize you to do that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she wouldnt need to

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you were hell bent on genociding elves minutes prior
          you only think you love her now
          snap out of it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            mate with elves

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              imagine her doing this as she sucks your dick

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate fricking their women, but mostly for watching yourself around.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. wishful thinking stunty
      Go kick rocks, shortstack.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd genuinely rather be a based hard working dwarf, than a pretentious homosexual elf.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protecting

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woodchipper
    Melting pot
    Hydraulic press
    Gas chamber
    LA

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Passionate sex in between takes

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breeding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mate with elves

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you think about it, the 500 year old e-girl is the real pedophile

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        HE WAS 12 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FAIRY HAG

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating Toblerone with

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bludgeoning with warhammers

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill elves. Behead elves. Roundhouse kick an elf into the concrete. Slam dunk an elven baby into the trashcan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in some universe a moonman with dwarf physique is saying this

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know who the frick this girl is for 2 years now

    WHY IS THIS UNSOURCEABLE?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep looking gay haha

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 years later he still hasnt figured out how to reverse image search
        keep trying little buddy

        Already did - Lara McDonell

        I just embarrassed you two on Cinemaphile and you may not recover

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 years later he still hasnt figured out how to reverse image search
      keep trying little buddy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    elves reproduce by raping human men

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it the othe way around?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't rape someone who can mind control you with their eyes
        I can think of only one reason why a race would evolve that ability

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A blind man should be able to rape her just fine.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            but he's blind, seems hard to do

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting shit on by Dwarves

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