>*Emperor Hirohito stands over Oppenheimer's beaten body, their epic battle ending with Oppenheimer beaten on the ground*

>*Emperor Hirohito stands over Oppenheimer's beaten body, their epic battle ending with Oppenheimer beaten on the ground*
>Emperor Hirohito: I told you, you cannot possibry stop me arone Oppenheimer-san
>*Oppenheimer wipes blood off his lips with the back of his hands, then looks up at Hirohito*
>Opp: heh... Good thing I'm not alone then
>*Oppenheimer glances up to the sky over Nagasaki to show Einstein flying overhead in a bomber*
>Steiny: I LIVE FOR ZIS SHIT
>*Einstein presses a button releasing the atomic bomb while simultaneously triggering an Fulton service to air recovery system to pull Opp to safety*
>Emperor Hirohito: NO! IT WAS A TRAP!!!!
>*BOOOOOOM!!!!*

>*meanwhile aboard Einstein's bomber*
>Opp: you must be getting slow old man, you were 8 seconds late
>Ein: well you know what zey say... Time is relative

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty funny how someone's grandparents died trying to kill a bunch of japs, and here we are now 80 years later and Japanese culture and media is more popular and liked then a lot of western media to the point people are actually adopting eastern culture. Big-time fail.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My audience clapped when Einstein showed up in the trailer. It was cringe. We’re seal clapping for historical figures like Einstein is an Avenger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even science bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather people clap for actual historical figures who contributed something meaningful to human understanding than a fricking dude in tights made to sell comics to children

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather people not clap at all

        Which is great because I live in the UK and they never clap or cheer when watching movies here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My audience clapped when Einstein showed up in the trailer. It was cringe. We’re seal clapping for historical figures like Einstein is an Avenger

      Movies have to sell the product. Straight Outta Compton had Tupac and Snoop Dogg in there for recognizability.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghandi shows up
      >poos in the audience let loose fireworks
      >ghandi winks at the camera when he says he’d never use nukes
      >civ nerds start hootering

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hootering

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, in Louisiana we get a 1 hour long intermission where we go to the Hooters attached to the theater where you can actually buy crab legs if you want and bring them back in to the show after the intermission

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once Albert Einstein was sitting right next an indian man on a flight, Einstein told him that he is a great scientists from Germany. Einstein make a bet with him that "I will ask you a question and if you are not able to answer it then you will give me 5$,
      then you ask me question and if am not able to answer then i will give u 500$.

      The man thinks 5$ : 500$ seems like a good ratio so he says sure.

      Einstein asks what is the distance between Earth and the moon?
      The man hands over 5$ to him and replied I don't know.

      Now its the Indian man turn to ask Einstein a question. He asks "which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"

      Einstein thinks and thinks and finally hands over 500$ to the man.
      The man took 500$ and went to sleep.

      Einstein is so much annoyed, he woke up the man and said hey I had given you 500$ and just tell me
      which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?

      The Indian man gives Einstein another 5$ and replied I don't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        me when i am chit in exam. good evening sars

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had zero percent to do with making the bomb
    >hey we gotta have at least one guy the average braindead american viewer knows

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not include Cardi B?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Einstein's and Szyllard's letter to Roosevelt is what got the project approved in the first place, dumbass

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enrico Fermi shows up
    >"its time to go nuclear boys"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*grabs screwdriver*
      >"Nooooo... not like that!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slotin grabs a flathead
        >dog covers his eyes with his paws

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >standing ovation
    >poos destroy their theaters

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ein: well you know what zey say... Time is relative
    I laughed

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >裕仁:貴様の爆弾など...蚊ほどにも効かんわぇ!
    >Oppenheimer: お前は... もう死んでいる
    Walked out of the theater right there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by a jojo reference
      You probably have the worst taste in the entire board.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a Hokuto no Ken reference fool.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"and we'll need a nanotechnology expert"
    >"what's his name?"
    >"Von. Von Neumann"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And his sister, Velicity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She just disappeared, is she on the socials at least?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I knew, she was hot. Now she's 44 but she had that look that doesn't age quickly. Probably still looks great.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking Matt Damon overacting will be the meme that comes out of this Nolan flick.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    K U N O

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, save this pasta. Put it in the fridge or write down the recipe because we will need to enjoy this dish again! I laughed out loud

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime BAD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I nearly creamed my pants when Oppenheimer turned to Einstein and said its opping time and dropped the bomb

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >E=MC squared, Albert?
    >Scared, Robert.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.t.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clapped

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ฿

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*BOOOOOOM!!!!
    Wha wha, wha wha, wha wha, wha wha, what

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slotin spins a pair of screwdrivers in his hands and holsters them like pistols

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hirohito sitting in the smoldering, radioactive remains of Nagasaki
    >Oppie: Looks like your plans went up in smoke, and the real "Hiro" saved the day
    >Hibachi: I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling inventors
    >Einstein: What a Hiro-sham-a
    >Tesla: You said it Einy
    >All laugh
    >George Washingtom Carver: Peanut Butter Gluuuue!

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight off the block, gold nuts in my hand, trusting no man
    Got my Glock wienered, running this thing, ya understand
    We be steaming, blazing, nines, pumps and Ks and
    Hollygrove 17th the hood where I was raised in (what, what, what)
    homies busting heads and, running ducking Feds and (what)
    Rocks under their tongues and, kis under their beds and
    Hood full of real homies, twenty-four seven hustlers
    (Ugh) Until we shove a barrel down ya pipe suckers
    Ain't no love for no buster, no fear for no coward
    No respect for no bawd, and no money without power
    We keeping homies hotter, ugh, nasty and sour
    Pile up in the Eddie Bauer and "blocka" at every hour
    Some homies like that powder, folding up with that drain
    Some like that weed or that dope and some shoot it up in their veins (oh)
    From the home of that 'caine, jacking and cracking brains
    Broadcasting live from Tha Block, it's Lil' Wayne (who it is?)

    homie, you got that yayo? (Well cook something, homie)
    homie, you let them Ks go? (Well bust something, homie)
    Are you ducking that law? (You better run from 'em, homie)
    Are you playing with that raw? (Well won't you front something, homie)
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bravo nolan..

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    See where I'm from we keep our guns out
    Dodging cops and burning blocks so we be thugged out
    It's time to floss, bring the big bodies on dubs out
    And they got quarters, halves and birds in that one house (I got it, I got it)
    It's all good in the hood hustling like it's legal
    Soon as you get it, hot (skrrt!) there go them people
    Break up the block and hit the cut by the corner store
    End up in Ms. Taylor backyard, be quiet, she on the porch
    This everyday, at the spot where homies murder off top, boy
    It's the spot where they got fire girls and hot boys
    We don't know what be going 'cause we so blunted from trees
    And we'll be 'round ya all day 'til we "400 Degreez"
    And you see when it get dark, nobody be on the porch
    They got a homie got on a scarf, he flipping out off that raw
    Betta stay in yo' car, and make sure your door is locked
    'Cause this ain't nothing proper, 'cause Tha Block is hot

    homie, you got that yayo? (Well cook something, homie)
    homie, you let them Ks go? (Well bust something, homie)
    Are you ducking that law? (You better run from 'em, homie)
    Are you playing with that raw? (Well won't you front something, homie)
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about rap 'music'

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you homie frick you!!!

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the Atomic bomb made, we cannot return life to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And fate has yielded its reward, a new atomic world to call home. The warheads are among our people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting... protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are countries apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I... am Physicist J Robert Oppenheimer, and I send this message to any surviving asiatics taking refuge among the fallout. I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    See watch your step on my set, gotta walk like, talk like
    We done shot out all the street lights, so you can't see who we be like
    And we like, to dress in all black up in my residence
    Ain't got on no suits, 'cause we ain't trying to be presidents
    And ever since the coke drought, homies been on a trip y'all
    So you better watch what y'all playing with 'cause a homie will try to flip y'all
    They hit y'all, jam you up and put a gun to your jug
    Huh, catch your breath, now shh, catch a slug
    It's street smarts, plenty homies that keep sparks
    When the heat starts, ain't nobody got sweethearts
    Darling we sharks, you could come try to cheap talk
    We cut your week short, them little boys don't give a damn
    Go all out for that cake, won't hesitate to kill a man
    Run in his house and kidnap the homie, him and his senpai—
    Tie em up, put em in the vans then put a gat in his jaws
    One move blow his cactuses off

    homie, you got that yayo? (Well cook something, homie)
    homie, you let them Ks go? (Well bust something, homie)
    Are you ducking that law? (You better run from 'em, homie)
    Are you playing with that raw? (Well won't you front something, homie)
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
    Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, who is this
    >Its me, Truman
    >Truman, whats going on? Did you end the war?
    >Yeah but there was a problem and we tried to do everything we could
    >What do you mean?
    >You know what I mean, they are gone, and there was nothing we could do about it
    >Oppie smashes the phonebooth and starts crying
    >Einstein walks up
    >They fricking used it, I have become death the destroyer of worlds
    It was real grease ball shit in the military

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whot! Some people call me 'cause Tha Block is hot
    Shk-a-blaow! Bust ya guns 'cause Tha Block is hot
    homie ch-shh, cook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
    Say look daddy, just hook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
    homie whot! Some people call me 'cause Tha Block is hot
    Shk-a-blaow! Bust ya guns 'cause Tha Block is hot
    homie ch-shh, cook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
    Say look daddy, just hook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot

    homie, my block hot, homie, my block burn
    My block on fire, homie, what about yours?
    homie, my block hot, homie, my block burn
    My block on fire, homie, what about yours?
    Tha Block is hot, ha ha ha ha

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put piss stains on private planes, 'cause it's my jet homie
    Money ain't shit 'cause my Rottweilers drink Moët
    Diamond baguette bracelets for my lovers
    Player, I use Cristal to lubricate rubbers
    Who got shit on his wrist that cost three nickel
    Who got the project on lock when that homie slanging pickle
    Who got a Benz, a Prowler, playboy, and a 'vette
    Tell the truth. Who fricked you on the same night when we met?
    Now, who got baby mamas from the N.O. to New York
    Who got every b***h's attention in this motherfricker when he talk
    Now who the frick we talking about? Look. Y'all don't know?
    I'll give you a hint: see that b***h you with?
    He fricked that ho
    Now look here, y'all ain't seen my watch, it's like 'Harlem World' video
    White diamonds, red rubies, blue baguettes, I don't know
    Shorty, when the next time I'mma be up in your bed
    I love you? You love me?
    Well go 'head on and gimme some head

    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life
    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told 'Soul' I need something
    With some hell of a ice
    homie came back with a hell of a price
    That ain't nothing, these hoes doing hell of wrong
    Calling these homies on our cell phone
    b***h riding Benz on 20-inch chrome
    Give me the key, the car, ho, and the alarm
    For my Prowler, my Jag, my Benz and my home
    b***h you'll never ride 20-inch chrome
    I love to shine, that's why the chopper's mine
    Hit my block in my Benz, ho, with stretch tires
    Bought a new car that I couldn't drive
    Bought it to tunes before a homie could drive
    When I put the Bose system right behind my eyes
    With the VCs and TVs so a homie could shine
    Let my ice bling bling like a 9 to 5
    And tell all my hoes they don't need no job

    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life
    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ride the best, from a Benz, to a Jag, to a Beamer, to a Lex
    Might fly first class on Delta, helicopter or a jet
    I'm a stunter, I'm a repper, Geezy like to shine
    Drink Don, Moët, and Crissy, see that's the finest wine
    20 inches is the only thing I sit my shit on
    Don't bring yo b***h around me 'cause my dick she'll wanna sit on
    And I ain't gonna tell her nothing different, that's your issue
    But after she come back, your best out is not to kiss her
    Whole city saying damn, look at Fresh pinky ring
    Look at B.G. watch, that b***h bling-a-ling-a-ling
    I'm a ice wearer, trust me, you will never
    See me sporting nothing that ain't 20 Gs or better
    Me and Wayne take the left, Juve and Baby take the right
    It's dark in the room, we hold up our watches and it's light
    Cash Money Millionaires living a hell of a life
    Like my homie Weezy said, we surrounded by ice

    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life
    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa, whoa, whoa
    Now I'm shining beaming glossing, Big Tyming stunting and flossing
    Lamborghini sitting on broaders with two more in my garages
    Plus a blue and black Ferrari with Nintendo and Atari
    Man I swear the car is awesome, vroom! Sorry, we lost 'em
    I'm back, I pull up smelling like dime sacks and cognac
    I leave in the Hummer, hour later I'm flying back
    Whoosh, private jet's about to land
    The women fall out when I let them touch my hand
    I get out the plane into a Mercedes Benz van
    TVs all over with chrome 20-inch fans, damn
    Goddamn, man, I am L-I-L Weezy off the heezy
    But still in awe, ice flooding on my watch
    And in my grill and all, Porsche Box', front blocks
    Skrrt! Peeling off, me and Slim in the Rover
    Beatrice brick holder, Cash Money young soldier

    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life
    Loud pipes big rims
    Wodie that's our life
    When we pull up at the club
    Sorry that's our night
    I know a lot of haters out there saying
    That that's not right
    But our diamonds are much bigger
    So that's our life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's this particular brand of autism called?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black personheimer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autistic hater. For whatever reason he hates seeing people hav
        e fun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's fun about mindlessly spamming stupid shit?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying the rap spammer was just trying to kill the thread, probably because Marvel presents: Oppenheimer requires a degree of creativity to participate in and it makes him feel stupid that he can't think of anything funny to say.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPPENHEIMER STYLE

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is some Black person spamming gorilla stank booty funk music? Or whatever it's called

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >credits roll
    >cut to black
    >the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant shows up
    >boys I heard you were putting a team together
    >Break on Through starts playing

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All victory to Canaan soul.

    Einsteins writing is mostly crud and bad opinions. He’s also a war criminal.
    When Israel stops stifling everyones nationalism and stifling everyones socialism…. it’ll be more overt that the awareness of relativity and that energy is mass… has always been utmost common awareness.

    Tennōheika Banzai

    Japanese won my soul and won my WW2.

    https://on.soundcloud.com/7YK4zJ88HakhazNFA

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give your soul to your love/lover, not Israels kings nor Israels egotrip!

    Israel will never thrive if it curses what I love!
    I love the world!
    I love Europe!
    I love Japan!
    I love MY people!

    Circumcising is also non-consensual and Judaism indoctrination is child abuse.

    I choose all real progress!

    Lets have religions with real morals be born, grow, and thrive.

    Yin yang is all the morals of monotheism without the evil nonsense shit

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS SUMMER
    >*YOU DROP THE BOMB ON ME* starts playing https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44
    >*Adam Sandler walks into a Lab and accidentally drops the (fake) demon core*
    >Oppenheimer and Einstein looking at him in terror
    >THE BIGGEST
    >cut to a short montage of them building the bomb from random metal parts in a moviestudio
    >PSYOP
    >israeli director smiles at Oppenheimer and Einstein as hes showing them the Miniatures
    >DROPS
    >bomb dropping sound followed by Oppenheimer, Einstein and a bunch of israelites breakdancing
    >cut to President Truman in the oval office asking Oppenheimer "wtf do you mean its not real?"
    >cut to black
    >YOU DROP THE BOMB ON ME
    >RATED M FOR MATURE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >umm... ackhsually it's just a crazy idea from an old sci fi book heh heh

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Einstein wasnt on the Enola Gay. Are you stupid?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do mutts even know that the us itself treated him as a traitor since the 50s while japs didn't give a flying frick?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he was infamously disliked for criticizing the use of the nuclear bomb.

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