>*Emperor Hirohito stands over Oppenheimer's beaten body, their epic battle ending with Oppenheimer beaten on the ground*
>Emperor Hirohito: I told you, you cannot possibry stop me arone Oppenheimer-san
>*Oppenheimer wipes blood off his lips with the back of his hands, then looks up at Hirohito*
>Opp: heh... Good thing I'm not alone then
>*Oppenheimer glances up to the sky over Nagasaki to show Einstein flying overhead in a bomber*
>Steiny: I LIVE FOR ZIS SHIT
>*Einstein presses a button releasing the atomic bomb while simultaneously triggering an Fulton service to air recovery system to pull Opp to safety*
>Emperor Hirohito: NO! IT WAS A TRAP!!!!
>*BOOOOOOM!!!!*
>*meanwhile aboard Einstein's bomber*
>Opp: you must be getting slow old man, you were 8 seconds late
>Ein: well you know what zey say... Time is relative
It is pretty funny how someone's grandparents died trying to kill a bunch of japs, and here we are now 80 years later and Japanese culture and media is more popular and liked then a lot of western media to the point people are actually adopting eastern culture. Big-time fail.
My audience clapped when Einstein showed up in the trailer. It was cringe. We’re seal clapping for historical figures like Einstein is an Avenger
Do you even science bro
I would rather people clap for actual historical figures who contributed something meaningful to human understanding than a fricking dude in tights made to sell comics to children
I'd rather people not clap at all
Which is great because I live in the UK and they never clap or cheer when watching movies here
>My audience clapped when Einstein showed up in the trailer. It was cringe. We’re seal clapping for historical figures like Einstein is an Avenger
Movies have to sell the product. Straight Outta Compton had Tupac and Snoop Dogg in there for recognizability.
>Ghandi shows up
>poos in the audience let loose fireworks
>ghandi winks at the camera when he says he’d never use nukes
>civ nerds start hootering
>hootering
yes, in Louisiana we get a 1 hour long intermission where we go to the Hooters attached to the theater where you can actually buy crab legs if you want and bring them back in to the show after the intermission
Once Albert Einstein was sitting right next an indian man on a flight, Einstein told him that he is a great scientists from Germany. Einstein make a bet with him that "I will ask you a question and if you are not able to answer it then you will give me 5$,
then you ask me question and if am not able to answer then i will give u 500$.
The man thinks 5$ : 500$ seems like a good ratio so he says sure.
Einstein asks what is the distance between Earth and the moon?
The man hands over 5$ to him and replied I don't know.
Now its the Indian man turn to ask Einstein a question. He asks "which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"
Einstein thinks and thinks and finally hands over 500$ to the man.
The man took 500$ and went to sleep.
Einstein is so much annoyed, he woke up the man and said hey I had given you 500$ and just tell me
which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?
The Indian man gives Einstein another 5$ and replied I don't know
me when i am chit in exam. good evening sars
>had zero percent to do with making the bomb
>hey we gotta have at least one guy the average braindead american viewer knows
Why not include Cardi B?
Einstein's and Szyllard's letter to Roosevelt is what got the project approved in the first place, dumbass
>Enrico Fermi shows up
>"its time to go nuclear boys"
>*grabs screwdriver*
>"Nooooo... not like that!"
>Slotin grabs a flathead
>dog covers his eyes with his paws
>standing ovation
>poos destroy their theaters
>Ein: well you know what zey say... Time is relative
I laughed
>裕仁:貴様の爆弾など...蚊ほどにも効かんわぇ!
>Oppenheimer: お前は... もう死んでいる
Walked out of the theater right there
>filtered by a jojo reference
You probably have the worst taste in the entire board.
That’s a Hokuto no Ken reference fool.
>"and we'll need a nanotechnology expert"
>"what's his name?"
>"Von. Von Neumann"
And his sister, Velicity
She just disappeared, is she on the socials at least?
I wish I knew, she was hot. Now she's 44 but she had that look that doesn't age quickly. Probably still looks great.
I'm thinking Matt Damon overacting will be the meme that comes out of this Nolan flick.
K U N O
OP, save this pasta. Put it in the fridge or write down the recipe because we will need to enjoy this dish again! I laughed out loud
Anime BAD
Correct
I nearly creamed my pants when Oppenheimer turned to Einstein and said its opping time and dropped the bomb
>E=MC squared, Albert?
>Scared, Robert.
I don't get it
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I clapped
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>*BOOOOOOM!!!!
Wha wha, wha wha, wha wha, wha wha, what
>Slotin spins a pair of screwdrivers in his hands and holsters them like pistols
>Hirohito sitting in the smoldering, radioactive remains of Nagasaki
>Oppie: Looks like your plans went up in smoke, and the real "Hiro" saved the day
>Hibachi: I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling inventors
>Einstein: What a Hiro-sham-a
>Tesla: You said it Einy
>All laugh
>George Washingtom Carver: Peanut Butter Gluuuue!
Straight off the block, gold nuts in my hand, trusting no man
Got my Glock wienered, running this thing, ya understand
We be steaming, blazing, nines, pumps and Ks and
Hollygrove 17th the hood where I was raised in (what, what, what)
homies busting heads and, running ducking Feds and (what)
Rocks under their tongues and, kis under their beds and
Hood full of real homies, twenty-four seven hustlers
(Ugh) Until we shove a barrel down ya pipe suckers
Ain't no love for no buster, no fear for no coward
No respect for no bawd, and no money without power
We keeping homies hotter, ugh, nasty and sour
Pile up in the Eddie Bauer and "blocka" at every hour
Some homies like that powder, folding up with that drain
Some like that weed or that dope and some shoot it up in their veins (oh)
From the home of that 'caine, jacking and cracking brains
Broadcasting live from Tha Block, it's Lil' Wayne (who it is?)
homie, you got that yayo? (Well cook something, homie)
homie, you let them Ks go? (Well bust something, homie)
Are you ducking that law? (You better run from 'em, homie)
Are you playing with that raw? (Well won't you front something, homie)
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha
bravo nolan..
See where I'm from we keep our guns out
Dodging cops and burning blocks so we be thugged out
It's time to floss, bring the big bodies on dubs out
And they got quarters, halves and birds in that one house (I got it, I got it)
It's all good in the hood hustling like it's legal
Soon as you get it, hot (skrrt!) there go them people
Break up the block and hit the cut by the corner store
End up in Ms. Taylor backyard, be quiet, she on the porch
This everyday, at the spot where homies murder off top, boy
It's the spot where they got fire girls and hot boys
We don't know what be going 'cause we so blunted from trees
And we'll be 'round ya all day 'til we "400 Degreez"
And you see when it get dark, nobody be on the porch
They got a homie got on a scarf, he flipping out off that raw
Betta stay in yo' car, and make sure your door is locked
'Cause this ain't nothing proper, 'cause Tha Block is hot
homie, you got that yayo? (Well cook something, homie)
homie, you let them Ks go? (Well bust something, homie)
Are you ducking that law? (You better run from 'em, homie)
Are you playing with that raw? (Well won't you front something, homie)
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha
No one cares about rap 'music'
frick you homie frick you!!!
With the Atomic bomb made, we cannot return life to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And fate has yielded its reward, a new atomic world to call home. The warheads are among our people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting... protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are countries apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I... am Physicist J Robert Oppenheimer, and I send this message to any surviving asiatics taking refuge among the fallout. I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.
See watch your step on my set, gotta walk like, talk like
We done shot out all the street lights, so you can't see who we be like
And we like, to dress in all black up in my residence
Ain't got on no suits, 'cause we ain't trying to be presidents
And ever since the coke drought, homies been on a trip y'all
So you better watch what y'all playing with 'cause a homie will try to flip y'all
They hit y'all, jam you up and put a gun to your jug
Huh, catch your breath, now shh, catch a slug
It's street smarts, plenty homies that keep sparks
When the heat starts, ain't nobody got sweethearts
Darling we sharks, you could come try to cheap talk
We cut your week short, them little boys don't give a damn
Go all out for that cake, won't hesitate to kill a man
Run in his house and kidnap the homie, him and his senpai—
Tie em up, put em in the vans then put a gat in his jaws
One move blow his cactuses off
homie, you got that yayo? (Well cook something, homie)
homie, you let them Ks go? (Well bust something, homie)
Are you ducking that law? (You better run from 'em, homie)
Are you playing with that raw? (Well won't you front something, homie)
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha, ha-ha
Tha Block is hot, Tha Block is hot, ha
>Yeah, who is this
>Its me, Truman
>Truman, whats going on? Did you end the war?
>Yeah but there was a problem and we tried to do everything we could
>What do you mean?
>You know what I mean, they are gone, and there was nothing we could do about it
>Oppie smashes the phonebooth and starts crying
>Einstein walks up
>They fricking used it, I have become death the destroyer of worlds
It was real grease ball shit in the military
Whot! Some people call me 'cause Tha Block is hot
Shk-a-blaow! Bust ya guns 'cause Tha Block is hot
homie ch-shh, cook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
Say look daddy, just hook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
homie whot! Some people call me 'cause Tha Block is hot
Shk-a-blaow! Bust ya guns 'cause Tha Block is hot
homie ch-shh, cook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
Say look daddy, just hook it up, 'cause Tha Block is hot
homie, my block hot, homie, my block burn
My block on fire, homie, what about yours?
homie, my block hot, homie, my block burn
My block on fire, homie, what about yours?
Tha Block is hot, ha ha ha ha
I put piss stains on private planes, 'cause it's my jet homie
Money ain't shit 'cause my Rottweilers drink Moët
Diamond baguette bracelets for my lovers
Player, I use Cristal to lubricate rubbers
Who got shit on his wrist that cost three nickel
Who got the project on lock when that homie slanging pickle
Who got a Benz, a Prowler, playboy, and a 'vette
Tell the truth. Who fricked you on the same night when we met?
Now, who got baby mamas from the N.O. to New York
Who got every b***h's attention in this motherfricker when he talk
Now who the frick we talking about? Look. Y'all don't know?
I'll give you a hint: see that b***h you with?
He fricked that ho
Now look here, y'all ain't seen my watch, it's like 'Harlem World' video
White diamonds, red rubies, blue baguettes, I don't know
Shorty, when the next time I'mma be up in your bed
I love you? You love me?
Well go 'head on and gimme some head
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
I told 'Soul' I need something
With some hell of a ice
homie came back with a hell of a price
That ain't nothing, these hoes doing hell of wrong
Calling these homies on our cell phone
b***h riding Benz on 20-inch chrome
Give me the key, the car, ho, and the alarm
For my Prowler, my Jag, my Benz and my home
b***h you'll never ride 20-inch chrome
I love to shine, that's why the chopper's mine
Hit my block in my Benz, ho, with stretch tires
Bought a new car that I couldn't drive
Bought it to tunes before a homie could drive
When I put the Bose system right behind my eyes
With the VCs and TVs so a homie could shine
Let my ice bling bling like a 9 to 5
And tell all my hoes they don't need no job
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
I ride the best, from a Benz, to a Jag, to a Beamer, to a Lex
Might fly first class on Delta, helicopter or a jet
I'm a stunter, I'm a repper, Geezy like to shine
Drink Don, Moët, and Crissy, see that's the finest wine
20 inches is the only thing I sit my shit on
Don't bring yo b***h around me 'cause my dick she'll wanna sit on
And I ain't gonna tell her nothing different, that's your issue
But after she come back, your best out is not to kiss her
Whole city saying damn, look at Fresh pinky ring
Look at B.G. watch, that b***h bling-a-ling-a-ling
I'm a ice wearer, trust me, you will never
See me sporting nothing that ain't 20 Gs or better
Me and Wayne take the left, Juve and Baby take the right
It's dark in the room, we hold up our watches and it's light
Cash Money Millionaires living a hell of a life
Like my homie Weezy said, we surrounded by ice
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Now I'm shining beaming glossing, Big Tyming stunting and flossing
Lamborghini sitting on broaders with two more in my garages
Plus a blue and black Ferrari with Nintendo and Atari
Man I swear the car is awesome, vroom! Sorry, we lost 'em
I'm back, I pull up smelling like dime sacks and cognac
I leave in the Hummer, hour later I'm flying back
Whoosh, private jet's about to land
The women fall out when I let them touch my hand
I get out the plane into a Mercedes Benz van
TVs all over with chrome 20-inch fans, damn
Goddamn, man, I am L-I-L Weezy off the heezy
But still in awe, ice flooding on my watch
And in my grill and all, Porsche Box', front blocks
Skrrt! Peeling off, me and Slim in the Rover
Beatrice brick holder, Cash Money young soldier
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
Loud pipes big rims
Wodie that's our life
When we pull up at the club
Sorry that's our night
I know a lot of haters out there saying
That that's not right
But our diamonds are much bigger
So that's our life
What's this particular brand of autism called?
Black personheimer
Autistic hater. For whatever reason he hates seeing people hav
e fun
What's fun about mindlessly spamming stupid shit?
I'm saying the rap spammer was just trying to kill the thread, probably because Marvel presents: Oppenheimer requires a degree of creativity to participate in and it makes him feel stupid that he can't think of anything funny to say.
OPPENHEIMER STYLE
Why is some Black person spamming gorilla stank booty funk music? Or whatever it's called
>credits roll
>cut to black
>the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant shows up
>boys I heard you were putting a team together
>Break on Through starts playing
All victory to Canaan soul.
Einsteins writing is mostly crud and bad opinions. He’s also a war criminal.
When Israel stops stifling everyones nationalism and stifling everyones socialism…. it’ll be more overt that the awareness of relativity and that energy is mass… has always been utmost common awareness.
Tennōheika Banzai
Japanese won my soul and won my WW2.
https://on.soundcloud.com/7YK4zJ88HakhazNFA
Give your soul to your love/lover, not Israels kings nor Israels egotrip!
Israel will never thrive if it curses what I love!
I love the world!
I love Europe!
I love Japan!
I love MY people!
Circumcising is also non-consensual and Judaism indoctrination is child abuse.
I choose all real progress!
Lets have religions with real morals be born, grow, and thrive.
Yin yang is all the morals of monotheism without the evil nonsense shit
>THIS SUMMER
>*YOU DROP THE BOMB ON ME* starts playing https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44
>*Adam Sandler walks into a Lab and accidentally drops the (fake) demon core*
>Oppenheimer and Einstein looking at him in terror
>THE BIGGEST
>cut to a short montage of them building the bomb from random metal parts in a moviestudio
>PSYOP
>israeli director smiles at Oppenheimer and Einstein as hes showing them the Miniatures
>DROPS
>bomb dropping sound followed by Oppenheimer, Einstein and a bunch of israelites breakdancing
>cut to President Truman in the oval office asking Oppenheimer "wtf do you mean its not real?"
>cut to black
>YOU DROP THE BOMB ON ME
>RATED M FOR MATURE
>umm... ackhsually it's just a crazy idea from an old sci fi book heh heh
Einstein wasnt on the Enola Gay. Are you stupid?
do mutts even know that the us itself treated him as a traitor since the 50s while japs didn't give a flying frick?
Yes he was infamously disliked for criticizing the use of the nuclear bomb.