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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the weird spoon thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Camping spoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Semen pump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there is no spoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally this. In the real world they all eat with sporks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      humiliation ritual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ralph was right.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL eat the jizz
    >You WILL attend the smelly underground rave
    I would barely last a day before making a reservation at Dorsia with Agent Smith

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL EAT THE JIZZ
      YOU WILL LIVE IN A POD
      YOU WILL DIE FOR ZION
      YOU WILL HATE MACHINES

      FOR ZION! FOR HUMANITY! FOR A BROWN FUTURE!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's beginning to believe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When the simulation is inherently so much better than the actual reality it's hard not to root for the machines here. It's not like Terminator where John Connor has to defeat them or humanity goes extinct. Humanity is better off staying plugged in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are if they live in 1999

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to eat gruel every morning as a kid.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that doesnt look so bad really, add some salt and you're good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There has to be some homie in Zion who mops the walls and ceilings after every sweaty Black person rave, dumps it all into a pot, evaporates the water and makes salt out of goyslopping "awakened" Black folks.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks to be some kinda oatmeal. Add some blueberries and a little syrup and you got some god tier breakfast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oatmeal was and always will be poverty tier slop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok go eat your sugar puffs then you fat slob

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a multimillionaire and eat oatmeal every day. Tastes good and good for you.
        >NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FOOD FOR YOUR SOCIAL CLASS
        I do not care. Fake concept.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yotsuba money don't count

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so was lobster

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick gives a shit, moronic homosexual?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        obese greasy piece of shit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa whoa whoa. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato…. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any excuse to post this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The 90s were truly a different time. That whole "Gen x is depressed with their comfy office jobs" theme that proliferated the late 90s has really dated poorly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. A lot of people would kill for a stable office job these days

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The israelites making your life even worse today doesn't mean it wasn't a depressing occupation to sit in a chair, doing boring repetitive tasks, looking at a computer screen for 8 hours + sitting in a car seat for the commute. Humans aren't meant to do that. It literally, physically causes depression.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >nooooooo, I have to sit for 8 hours a day while making a very healthy salary that affords me the ability to own clothes, a house, food, and various forms of entertainment!!!!!!
              >humans aren't meant to live like this, I'm going fricking INSAAAAAAANE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. It 's scientifically proven to make you depressed. 9/10 office workers are depressed, fat/skinnyfat doughy slobs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna need a source on that my moronic anon friend

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I need a source for how sitting on your fat ass doing nothing physical all day makes you depressed
                You some kinda moron? Google it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So just made it up, got it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And what's the alternative now?
              >Sit in the office 8+ hours a day
              >Commute 30+ minutes each way
              >Still can't afford a house and take care of a family without dual incomes
              >And you get laid off because Mr. Noseberg needs to buy a 4th yacht this quarter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >da joos!
              Learn a trade, cuck.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooooo, I have to sit for 8 hours a day while making a very healthy salary that affords me the ability to own clothes, a house, food, and various forms of entertainment!!!!!!
            >humans aren't meant to live like this, I'm going fricking INSAAAAAAANE

            >Gen Z is so thoroughly buck broken they wish their single men in their 30s forced to wear a tie and suit to work to get yelled at by their middle manager for not denying a woman's insurance claims request that they received in their cubicle at 8 30 in the morning after spending an hour commuting to work
            Grim.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is literally propaganda, middle managers want to do everything in their power to avoid talking to you and at best schedule meetings once a week thst fill up a 3 hour time slot on teams (but its a 5 minute hello) to do as little as possible.
              Enjoy your back breaking world and inability to move without hurting "tradebro"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's more relevant now than it was back then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posting inferior version

      not on my watch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his life didn't seem that good. he went to one party and didn't seem like he was having a fun time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >comfy 90s office job where he probably spent 0% effort doing the job since he is a world-class hacker
          >make tons of cash selling underground software
          >get invited to wild raves where sex is readily available

          it's just a matter of perspective

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            seems pretty miserable and on-edge about his crimes. probably has more of a sense of purpose in the real world, he even turned out to be a magical chosen one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That office job didn't look comfy at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posting inferior version

      not on my watch

      I notice he's missing a tooth, it looks even funnier.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah yes, we can fly anti-gravity ships, have internet and a giant base in the core of the earth, but we can't grow wheat or rice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we can fly anti-gravity ships, have internet and a giant base in the core of the earth

      It was literally built by the machines for them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we can't grow wheat or rice
      from what seeds?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My main concern was the clothes, they master high tech stuff but can't get proper sweaters ffs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My main concern was the clothes, they master high tech stuff but can't get proper sweaters ffs?

      I always assumed they raided the surface for this equipment after being pulled out of the battery tubes.

      It would be a kino short to have a group of humans raiding a 200 year old convenience store out in the ash wastes looking for supplies that hadn't been melted by nukes.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    been hospitalized once in my life and this looks identical to the breakfast i was served except this has some color to it
    like holy frick just a slice of toast would have been preferable

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's never an explanation why they can't just be plugged into their fake matrix eating delicious steak while an outside decice pumps this slop into them so they never taste it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even any point at saving the world. Isn't it all just acid rain wasteland in the universe?
    And there is like what, a million free humans alive at best?
    The point of no return was probably halfway through the war.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"I'll just run my terraforming simulation to figure out how to rejuvenate the Ear--oh frick it had another Agent hiding inside ha ha what am I like!"

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the food, how do they get the clothes?
    Looks organic (cotton or wool or something) and maybe moth-eaten, so it doesn't seem like the machines killed ALL life.
    Also comfy.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    does it have electrolytes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It does when served with an 8 oz. glass of Brawndo.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, "bro".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >brother may I have some goyslop?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only a spoonful! 😀
        WHAT THE DOG DOING

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >goyslop
        getting a bit literal there, "zion"

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that's some goyfeed

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >humans are sluiced into food for other humans
    why don't some of the pirate ships steal the sluice to sell/trade to other ships?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who do they not know they are in a second layer of matrix?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the air just feels more real. bit worse, but real. Morpheus' speech about how it's all simulated still applies, but the slightly-off air just has those vibes to it. outside the context of the film's universe, you wouldn't understand.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they have their own training section of the Matrix, why wouldn't they just put a tube in their mouth and then log in where they can think they are eating steak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what, while someone spoon feeds them gruel on the ship?

      pretty sure they'd wake up disappointed and feeling like they hadn't eaten steak, anon. have you ever 'dreamt'?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why wouldn't they just put a tube in their mouth
        The machine on the ship feeds them. Their matrix is FAR more detailed and satisfying than a dream. C'mon, they frick girls in there. No reason they can't eat yummy food in there too and just not have to seethe over eating slop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm guessing the (physical) sensation goes away when they come out of it. they'd have to add on some time for digestion and such.

          you can really imagine eating a delicious steak while eating oats right now, anon. i've done it. doesn't work. don't think peak delusion or a perfect simulation directly injected into my brain would keep up the illusion, there are other factors.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You eat the steak, take a walk along the beach while the food digests, then unplug. I doubt it would be that bad. I guess it sucks for the Zion mutts who just have to sit there while the rest of the people are plugged in. But, frick 'em

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah this sounds fine. maybe you have to change someone's tubes and have a catheter, wipe their ass etc but they were like nurses to begin with. the muscle atrophy thing seems more disturbing.

              just take turns and it would become second nature. you could even do it in pairs/groups if you want the social element of having steak with your shipmates, it's your turn this week.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Or just plug in for 30 minutes to eat and escape the hellish reality for a bit. Then log off wipe your own ass, and go back to ship duties and fighting CGI squid robots.

                At work I usually clock out and leave the office and frick off for an hour, then return to my coworkers and my job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they die in The Matrix they die for real, why not just plug dying people into The Matrix and make their avatars immortal?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who likes eating porridge in the morning, this scene always made me feel hungry. Oats are just so filling and you can add honey and yoghurt into it for taste. Or peanut butter. Damn I'm hungry.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit? Neo's fighting Morpheus!!!!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up to eat oatmeal slop and have to see this everyday
    Why is this considered a "good thing" again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >get to party with your buds and bang beautiful nubian princesses who want white dick all the time
      >durr why dis gud ting??!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >west african nogs are actually really attractive!
        lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post face and body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not supposed to be good. They are fighting for survival, living in some hole.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm eating oat with banana, strawberries and cream, with a hint of cinnamon.
    It's great

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's carbs inside carbs dipped into carbs.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally jack into the airgapped matrix clone and run a program for literally any type of food you can imagine and eat for hours without getting full with only seconds of real world time passing if you want

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything the body needs

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could probably add some thickener to that and fry it up good.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stay plugged in
    >enjoy a comfy, 95% white 1990s society
    >unplug
    >eat bugs in a non-white shithole slum underground
    hard choice

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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