When the simulation is inherently so much better than the actual reality it's hard not to root for the machines here. It's not like Terminator where John Connor has to defeat them or humanity goes extinct. Humanity is better off staying plugged in.
There has to be some homie in Zion who mops the walls and ceilings after every sweaty Black person rave, dumps it all into a pot, evaporates the water and makes salt out of goyslopping "awakened" Black folks.
I'm a multimillionaire and eat oatmeal every day. Tastes good and good for you. >NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FOOD FOR YOUR SOCIAL CLASS
I do not care. Fake concept.
The 90s were truly a different time. That whole "Gen x is depressed with their comfy office jobs" theme that proliferated the late 90s has really dated poorly
The israelites making your life even worse today doesn't mean it wasn't a depressing occupation to sit in a chair, doing boring repetitive tasks, looking at a computer screen for 8 hours + sitting in a car seat for the commute. Humans aren't meant to do that. It literally, physically causes depression.
>nooooooo, I have to sit for 8 hours a day while making a very healthy salary that affords me the ability to own clothes, a house, food, and various forms of entertainment!!!!!! >humans aren't meant to live like this, I'm going fricking INSAAAAAAANE
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Yes. It 's scientifically proven to make you depressed. 9/10 office workers are depressed, fat/skinnyfat doughy slobs.
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Gonna need a source on that my moronic anon friend
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>I need a source for how sitting on your fat ass doing nothing physical all day makes you depressed
You some kinda moron? Google it
And what's the alternative now? >Sit in the office 8+ hours a day >Commute 30+ minutes each way >Still can't afford a house and take care of a family without dual incomes >And you get laid off because Mr. Noseberg needs to buy a 4th yacht this quarter.
>nooooooo, I have to sit for 8 hours a day while making a very healthy salary that affords me the ability to own clothes, a house, food, and various forms of entertainment!!!!!! >humans aren't meant to live like this, I'm going fricking INSAAAAAAANE
>Gen Z is so thoroughly buck broken they wish their single men in their 30s forced to wear a tie and suit to work to get yelled at by their middle manager for not denying a woman's insurance claims request that they received in their cubicle at 8 30 in the morning after spending an hour commuting to work
Grim.
This is literally propaganda, middle managers want to do everything in their power to avoid talking to you and at best schedule meetings once a week thst fill up a 3 hour time slot on teams (but its a 5 minute hello) to do as little as possible.
Enjoy your back breaking world and inability to move without hurting "tradebro"
>comfy 90s office job where he probably spent 0% effort doing the job since he is a world-class hacker >make tons of cash selling underground software >get invited to wild raves where sex is readily available
seems pretty miserable and on-edge about his crimes. probably has more of a sense of purpose in the real world, he even turned out to be a magical chosen one.
My main concern was the clothes, they master high tech stuff but can't get proper sweaters ffs?
I always assumed they raided the surface for this equipment after being pulled out of the battery tubes.
It would be a kino short to have a group of humans raiding a 200 year old convenience store out in the ash wastes looking for supplies that hadn't been melted by nukes.
been hospitalized once in my life and this looks identical to the breakfast i was served except this has some color to it
like holy frick just a slice of toast would have been preferable
There's never an explanation why they can't just be plugged into their fake matrix eating delicious steak while an outside decice pumps this slop into them so they never taste it
Is there even any point at saving the world. Isn't it all just acid rain wasteland in the universe?
And there is like what, a million free humans alive at best?
The point of no return was probably halfway through the war.
Forget the food, how do they get the clothes?
Looks organic (cotton or wool or something) and maybe moth-eaten, so it doesn't seem like the machines killed ALL life.
Also comfy.
the air just feels more real. bit worse, but real. Morpheus' speech about how it's all simulated still applies, but the slightly-off air just has those vibes to it. outside the context of the film's universe, you wouldn't understand.
If they have their own training section of the Matrix, why wouldn't they just put a tube in their mouth and then log in where they can think they are eating steak
>why wouldn't they just put a tube in their mouth
The machine on the ship feeds them. Their matrix is FAR more detailed and satisfying than a dream. C'mon, they frick girls in there. No reason they can't eat yummy food in there too and just not have to seethe over eating slop.
i'm guessing the (physical) sensation goes away when they come out of it. they'd have to add on some time for digestion and such.
you can really imagine eating a delicious steak while eating oats right now, anon. i've done it. doesn't work. don't think peak delusion or a perfect simulation directly injected into my brain would keep up the illusion, there are other factors.
You eat the steak, take a walk along the beach while the food digests, then unplug. I doubt it would be that bad. I guess it sucks for the Zion mutts who just have to sit there while the rest of the people are plugged in. But, frick 'em
yeah this sounds fine. maybe you have to change someone's tubes and have a catheter, wipe their ass etc but they were like nurses to begin with. the muscle atrophy thing seems more disturbing.
just take turns and it would become second nature. you could even do it in pairs/groups if you want the social element of having steak with your shipmates, it's your turn this week.
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Or just plug in for 30 minutes to eat and escape the hellish reality for a bit. Then log off wipe your own ass, and go back to ship duties and fighting CGI squid robots.
At work I usually clock out and leave the office and frick off for an hour, then return to my coworkers and my job.
As someone who likes eating porridge in the morning, this scene always made me feel hungry. Oats are just so filling and you can add honey and yoghurt into it for taste. Or peanut butter. Damn I'm hungry.
You can literally jack into the airgapped matrix clone and run a program for literally any type of food you can imagine and eat for hours without getting full with only seconds of real world time passing if you want
what's the weird spoon thing?
Camping spoon
Semen pump
there is no spoon
Literally this. In the real world they all eat with sporks.
humiliation ritual
have a nice day
Ralph was right.
>You WILL eat the jizz
>You WILL attend the smelly underground rave
I would barely last a day before making a reservation at Dorsia with Agent Smith
YOU WILL EAT THE JIZZ
YOU WILL LIVE IN A POD
YOU WILL DIE FOR ZION
YOU WILL HATE MACHINES
FOR ZION! FOR HUMANITY! FOR A BROWN FUTURE!
he's beginning to believe
When the simulation is inherently so much better than the actual reality it's hard not to root for the machines here. It's not like Terminator where John Connor has to defeat them or humanity goes extinct. Humanity is better off staying plugged in.
They are if they live in 1999
I used to eat gruel every morning as a kid.
that doesnt look so bad really, add some salt and you're good
There has to be some homie in Zion who mops the walls and ceilings after every sweaty Black person rave, dumps it all into a pot, evaporates the water and makes salt out of goyslopping "awakened" Black folks.
This looks to be some kinda oatmeal. Add some blueberries and a little syrup and you got some god tier breakfast.
Oatmeal was and always will be poverty tier slop
Ok go eat your sugar puffs then you fat slob
I'm a multimillionaire and eat oatmeal every day. Tastes good and good for you.
>NOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FOOD FOR YOUR SOCIAL CLASS
I do not care. Fake concept.
Yotsuba money don't count
so was lobster
Who the frick gives a shit, moronic homosexual?
obese greasy piece of shit
Whoa whoa whoa. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato…. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
Any excuse to post this.
The 90s were truly a different time. That whole "Gen x is depressed with their comfy office jobs" theme that proliferated the late 90s has really dated poorly
Not really.
Yes. A lot of people would kill for a stable office job these days
The israelites making your life even worse today doesn't mean it wasn't a depressing occupation to sit in a chair, doing boring repetitive tasks, looking at a computer screen for 8 hours + sitting in a car seat for the commute. Humans aren't meant to do that. It literally, physically causes depression.
>nooooooo, I have to sit for 8 hours a day while making a very healthy salary that affords me the ability to own clothes, a house, food, and various forms of entertainment!!!!!!
>humans aren't meant to live like this, I'm going fricking INSAAAAAAANE
Yes. It 's scientifically proven to make you depressed. 9/10 office workers are depressed, fat/skinnyfat doughy slobs.
Gonna need a source on that my moronic anon friend
>I need a source for how sitting on your fat ass doing nothing physical all day makes you depressed
You some kinda moron? Google it
So just made it up, got it
And what's the alternative now?
>Sit in the office 8+ hours a day
>Commute 30+ minutes each way
>Still can't afford a house and take care of a family without dual incomes
>And you get laid off because Mr. Noseberg needs to buy a 4th yacht this quarter.
>da joos!
Learn a trade, cuck.
>Gen Z is so thoroughly buck broken they wish their single men in their 30s forced to wear a tie and suit to work to get yelled at by their middle manager for not denying a woman's insurance claims request that they received in their cubicle at 8 30 in the morning after spending an hour commuting to work
Grim.
This is literally propaganda, middle managers want to do everything in their power to avoid talking to you and at best schedule meetings once a week thst fill up a 3 hour time slot on teams (but its a 5 minute hello) to do as little as possible.
Enjoy your back breaking world and inability to move without hurting "tradebro"
It's more relevant now than it was back then
>posting inferior version
not on my watch
his life didn't seem that good. he went to one party and didn't seem like he was having a fun time.
>comfy 90s office job where he probably spent 0% effort doing the job since he is a world-class hacker
>make tons of cash selling underground software
>get invited to wild raves where sex is readily available
it's just a matter of perspective
seems pretty miserable and on-edge about his crimes. probably has more of a sense of purpose in the real world, he even turned out to be a magical chosen one.
That office job didn't look comfy at all.
I notice he's missing a tooth, it looks even funnier.
>Ah yes, we can fly anti-gravity ships, have internet and a giant base in the core of the earth, but we can't grow wheat or rice
>we can fly anti-gravity ships, have internet and a giant base in the core of the earth
It was literally built by the machines for them.
>we can't grow wheat or rice
from what seeds?
My main concern was the clothes, they master high tech stuff but can't get proper sweaters ffs?
I always assumed they raided the surface for this equipment after being pulled out of the battery tubes.
It would be a kino short to have a group of humans raiding a 200 year old convenience store out in the ash wastes looking for supplies that hadn't been melted by nukes.
been hospitalized once in my life and this looks identical to the breakfast i was served except this has some color to it
like holy frick just a slice of toast would have been preferable
There's never an explanation why they can't just be plugged into their fake matrix eating delicious steak while an outside decice pumps this slop into them so they never taste it
Is there even any point at saving the world. Isn't it all just acid rain wasteland in the universe?
And there is like what, a million free humans alive at best?
The point of no return was probably halfway through the war.
>"I'll just run my terraforming simulation to figure out how to rejuvenate the Ear--oh frick it had another Agent hiding inside ha ha what am I like!"
Forget the food, how do they get the clothes?
Looks organic (cotton or wool or something) and maybe moth-eaten, so it doesn't seem like the machines killed ALL life.
Also comfy.
does it have electrolytes?
It does when served with an 8 oz. glass of Brawndo.
Thanks, "bro".
>brother may I have some goyslop?
Only a spoonful! 😀
WHAT THE DOG DOING
>goyslop
getting a bit literal there, "zion"
Now that's some goyfeed
>humans are sluiced into food for other humans
why don't some of the pirate ships steal the sluice to sell/trade to other ships?
Who do they not know they are in a second layer of matrix?
the air just feels more real. bit worse, but real. Morpheus' speech about how it's all simulated still applies, but the slightly-off air just has those vibes to it. outside the context of the film's universe, you wouldn't understand.
If they have their own training section of the Matrix, why wouldn't they just put a tube in their mouth and then log in where they can think they are eating steak
what, while someone spoon feeds them gruel on the ship?
pretty sure they'd wake up disappointed and feeling like they hadn't eaten steak, anon. have you ever 'dreamt'?
>why wouldn't they just put a tube in their mouth
The machine on the ship feeds them. Their matrix is FAR more detailed and satisfying than a dream. C'mon, they frick girls in there. No reason they can't eat yummy food in there too and just not have to seethe over eating slop.
i'm guessing the (physical) sensation goes away when they come out of it. they'd have to add on some time for digestion and such.
you can really imagine eating a delicious steak while eating oats right now, anon. i've done it. doesn't work. don't think peak delusion or a perfect simulation directly injected into my brain would keep up the illusion, there are other factors.
You eat the steak, take a walk along the beach while the food digests, then unplug. I doubt it would be that bad. I guess it sucks for the Zion mutts who just have to sit there while the rest of the people are plugged in. But, frick 'em
yeah this sounds fine. maybe you have to change someone's tubes and have a catheter, wipe their ass etc but they were like nurses to begin with. the muscle atrophy thing seems more disturbing.
just take turns and it would become second nature. you could even do it in pairs/groups if you want the social element of having steak with your shipmates, it's your turn this week.
Or just plug in for 30 minutes to eat and escape the hellish reality for a bit. Then log off wipe your own ass, and go back to ship duties and fighting CGI squid robots.
At work I usually clock out and leave the office and frick off for an hour, then return to my coworkers and my job.
If they die in The Matrix they die for real, why not just plug dying people into The Matrix and make their avatars immortal?
As someone who likes eating porridge in the morning, this scene always made me feel hungry. Oats are just so filling and you can add honey and yoghurt into it for taste. Or peanut butter. Damn I'm hungry.
Who gives a shit? Neo's fighting Morpheus!!!!
>wake up to eat oatmeal slop and have to see this everyday
Why is this considered a "good thing" again?
>get to party with your buds and bang beautiful nubian princesses who want white dick all the time
>durr why dis gud ting??!
>west african nogs are actually really attractive!
lol
post face and body
It's not supposed to be good. They are fighting for survival, living in some hole.
I'm eating oat with banana, strawberries and cream, with a hint of cinnamon.
It's great
For me, it's carbs inside carbs dipped into carbs.
You can literally jack into the airgapped matrix clone and run a program for literally any type of food you can imagine and eat for hours without getting full with only seconds of real world time passing if you want
everything the body needs
You could probably add some thickener to that and fry it up good.
>stay plugged in
>enjoy a comfy, 95% white 1990s society
>unplug
>eat bugs in a non-white shithole slum underground
hard choice