Yeah, he quoted Dr. Samuel Johnson a committed Tory alive during the American Revolution who hated colonial Patriots. A Brit patriot poking fun at the Americans.
>be james bond, the british special agent >the american government kept you in prison for 1000 years >said government suddenly sends you on an incredibly dangerous mission to show a group of american patriots fighting for israel the way to the heart of the alcatraz, your favorite american hotel, to defeat another group of american patriots who was fricked by the american government when fighting for israel >said fricked patriots hold civilian hostages and threaten to melt sanfran with chemical weapons if they won't get paid >they kill almost all american patriots from the first group and point a gun at your face >'deshpite the reality of all things, I reshpect you for you are all patriotsh'
>Your "besh"! Losherhs alhwayesh swhinh bouta their sbesh. Winners go home and frick the prom queen.
What did he mean by this. Why did he speak half this statement in in dutch.
>sean connery's character crawls in through the vent with the fireballs to get into alcatraz >he can do this because he crawled out through the vent with the fireballs when he escaped alcatraz >then he opens the door right next to the vent, which locks from the inside, to let the army dudes in
this would seem to suggest that when he was escaping alcatraz he chose to crawl through a vent that shoots fire rather than use the door, even though the door wouldn't have been locked. weird.
North Korea showed off their weapons of mass destruction and it was this
Source?
The Rock
ANAL BEADS
ANAL BEADSH
Ever wanted to eat ass?
>weapon of mASS destruction
>shows some anal beads
Best James Bond movie.
Yes
Just wanted you to know that this joke deserved more replies, underrated joke.
Heheheheheheheh
Have fun OP.
This movie is such fricking garbage
it really pissed me off
>james bond hates patriots
I mean come the frick on
More like
>james bond hates yanks
probably, but he specifically hated on the "bad guys" for being patriotic
>hated on
He did nothing of the sort. He simply hated them
Yeah, he quoted Dr. Samuel Johnson a committed Tory alive during the American Revolution who hated colonial Patriots. A Brit patriot poking fun at the Americans.
>be james bond, the british special agent
>the american government kept you in prison for 1000 years
>said government suddenly sends you on an incredibly dangerous mission to show a group of american patriots fighting for israel the way to the heart of the alcatraz, your favorite american hotel, to defeat another group of american patriots who was fricked by the american government when fighting for israel
>said fricked patriots hold civilian hostages and threaten to melt sanfran with chemical weapons if they won't get paid
>they kill almost all american patriots from the first group and point a gun at your face
>'deshpite the reality of all things, I reshpect you for you are all patriotsh'
I bet it tasted like Hi-C ecto cooler.
>Your "besh"! Losherhs alhwayesh swhinh bouta their sbesh. Winners go home and frick the prom queen.
What did he mean by this. Why did he speak half this statement in in dutch.
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delicious, rustic, olive oil in
All women are a weapon of mass destruction
Was she cute??
EXCUSE ME, GENERAL
I was always jealous of the kids who got those little jelly cups in their school lunches.
Those were bombs.
these two gents have quite believable hairlines
That is a whole grape cluster of the yummy slime ration treats from Enemy Mine.
What Would Shiznar Do?
i came to this thread to make this post but here it is already
Yeah, every Christmas.
Look at that, some ‘people’ consider that a language
I guess you only speak english?
It's two languages
Why can't these inbred lowlanders just speak regular German?
How did stabbing yourself in the heart stop your skin from melting off?
It doesn't...it just stops your heart from giving out. So Cage should've still had his face melted, but then it wouldn't have been muh happy ending?
It's Atropine, it's an anticholinergic.
Remember that time a Nick show had an episode with a nuke and the superhero had to eat it?
which show
why the frick would you build a weapon that can't be handled or maintained without extreme danger to the user and the city they occupy?
I show my Residents scenes from this movie when discussing acetylcholinesterase inhibitors.
>You're down there, we're up here!
>You walked into the wrong goddamn room, Commander!
literaly made a basedface when i first heard this
>sean connery's character crawls in through the vent with the fireballs to get into alcatraz
>he can do this because he crawled out through the vent with the fireballs when he escaped alcatraz
>then he opens the door right next to the vent, which locks from the inside, to let the army dudes in
this would seem to suggest that when he was escaping alcatraz he chose to crawl through a vent that shoots fire rather than use the door, even though the door wouldn't have been locked. weird.
>wanting to put that in your mouth
wrong hole, OP