This just felt like I was being trolled for two hours straight. It's borderline unwatchable. I'll never complain about capeshit again.
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This just felt like I was being trolled for two hours straight. It's borderline unwatchable. I'll never complain about capeshit again.
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I am so fed up with woke agenda, I am not watching movies at all.
I watched only 25 minutes, up to the point where she punches Jamie Lee. Does it really get worse?
what's woke about it?
They have a lesbian daughter, so everyone here is losing their shit about it. Why is her family supporting her not having children and being a tradwife REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>They have a lesbian daughter, so everyone here is losing their shit about it.
I barely even noticed her being lesbian because there were a million other ridiculous things taking the attention away from it.
>Does it really get worse?
Hahaha, you have no idea. The wackyness hasn't even started at that point.
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at the end, theres like 10 villains, she becomes a dominatrix and defeats them by spanking them,
>thought you were trolling
>Google "Everything Everywhere All at Once spanking"
>"Hot dog fingers, a talking raccoon, butt plug karate, Michelle Yeoh dressed up as a dominatrix spanking a guy"
bruh. Best Picture? I want out of this world.
Nah she defeats them with the power of love, various gestures which symbolize small acts of daily kindness.
It would be somewhat eloquent if it weren’t so fricking ugly
>I am not watching movies at all
simpleton opinion
movies are made for over a hundred of years in the whole world, yet you focus on modern-day Hollywood only
As a White American I started learning russian language and now I can enjoy tons of russian language content. All vatnik movies. I have subscribed to ivi, amedia.
I am from Sweden. I have been watching russian movies for the past 5 years. Learned russian to fluent level. But now I hate russians. The moment you start understanding their language, you start hating them. I am glad I live in globohomosexual rich Western World.
>The moment you start understanding their language, you start hating them
gonna need an expansion on that
It is just constant lying. Just like Trumptards.
Their perception and culture is based around bad things happening to people and it being their fault for not being careful enough
They are anons manifest in flesh
So they're always guilt tripping?
>Their perception and culture is based
are based
and if you were as smart as you think, you wouldn't use social media
>it being their fault for not being sycophantic enough
fixed
Seems like a cringe attitude to have in an authoritarian shithole but it would appear based to westerners who blame a lot of shortcomings of certain people on SOCIETY.
It's so fricking goofy. Especially the silly things the old people have to do to leave switch universes
Its a shit test to see how much stupid shit youre willing to stomach and call "intellectual". Its TRASH.
Where do you watch American movies from 1950s, you smug c**t? Fed up with modern Hollywood.
I was planning on watching this with my Chinese grandmother tonight. Will she approve or think I'm crazy for showing it to her?
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> I was planning on watching this with my Chinese grandmother tonight. Will she approve or think I'm crazy for showing it to her?
Crazy. It's a middle finger to Chinese society and culture. Don't embrace tradition, reject it and become a nihilist with a lesbian daughter.
I am White American farmer. John Deere started selling us woke agricultural equipment with software which you can’t change, you cannot repair your own tractor. So we started buying old 1950s tractors that work without modern electronics. Stop watching woke shit. Watch old American movies, buy DVDs or whatnot, preserve them, because they will start cancelling old white movies too.
How is a software "woke"? Does it have gay sex videos on the tractor screen?
Yes, John Deere homosexual software devs send it as a software update while we plow the fields. They think it is funny. Plow the fields, while they plow each other in their buttholes.
Thanks to Ukrainian hackers we could crack John Deere firmware and stop it from updating to paid repair schedule.
>not just pirating the woke software
Daily reminder that this one of the best films to come out in the last 20 years and having these constant threads where you pretend to be a first time watcher isn’t going to change that.
>pretend to be a first time watcher
So everybody has watched it by now?
>So everybody has watched it by now?
everyone everywhere all at once
for free
and only idiots liked it
I purposely avoid all capeshit and stupid shit. I'm only begrudgingly watching it because they gave it Best Picture.
It is a GIANT turd of a film, and it's one of the worst best pictures in decades. A lot of Best Pictures are lame ass Oscar bait, and others are the bland consensus, so I can understand them. But this is just a terribad film.
Filtered troony
It is appropriate that it won all those awards. It represents the current state of entertainment, disjointed trash with bad humor, sex jokes, no plot, no morals and no purpose.
It was written by a israelite and chinese guy, go figure.
i had to turn this shit off. i finally understood what people meant by reddit humor
Calling movies reddit never made sense to me until I watched this.
why did they milk the fricking raccaccooney bit so much?
they milked all the dumb comedy way too much
it's bizarre since the movie would have been much better with 90% of that cut out, and the runtime would have approached something acceptable
dude the hot dog fingers is one of the funniest bits ive seen in a long time
You're just a nihilist.
>Movie is about repairing your relationship with your parents and accepting people for who they are
>Cinemaphile hates it
Shocker
>accepting people for who they are
Dumbass concept that midwit degenerates crave because they can't handle criticism or consequences
>Muh le criticism
>"I'm gay"
>"Let me tell you why that's wrong"
Yeah I'm definitely the midwit here.
>being filtered this hard by the multiverse
back to capeshit with you
i can watch moronic comedies and women spreading their buttholes open and other dumb shit but buttplugs and dildos in a mass market movie shows how moronic the population is.
goddamn those nostrils are fricking bigger than her eyes
everything in your anus all a once
it is funny and will win awards
the movie
I'm pretty sure its a generational thing. I thought it was so cringey and very very poorly written. and thats not even taking into account how incredibly woke it was, which i fricking hate
but i think gen z's humour makes them love anything that is random/whacky/chaotic regardless of how poorly it was written. So basically this film is an age filter - if you like it you're still an immature child