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  1. 7 months ago
    Broken_Gizmo

    >Homer3
    >zombie flanders, probably
    I just wanna explore that 3rd dimension while listening to the library theme from myst.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRESH VICTIMS FOR MY EVERGROWING ARMY OF THE UNDEAD.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did anyone see the movie Tron?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone see Tron?

      My favourite running gag in the show is Homer being surprisingly knowledgeable about niche subjects, like the various Supreme Court jokes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not jealous, I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

        >You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

        >Japan will be fun. You liked Rashomon.
        >That's not how I remember it!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
        >You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
        >He's got me there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PDI's most popular work before they made Antz and Shrek. Antz came out exactly 3 years after this episode aired.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did anyone see the movie Tron?

      >Homer3
      >zombie flanders, probably
      I just wanna explore that 3rd dimension while listening to the library theme from myst.

      The early 3D void space and screensaver aesthetic is creepy af. Reminds me of the Johnny Quest episodes that used 3D like Medusa.

      • 7 months ago
        Broken_Gizmo

        Maybe it's the nostalgia and/or the music, but i find it both somber yet comforting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked they tricked people into thinking they found an exception to fermat's last theorem.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IV through VI are the best of the best of the best, SIR! With honors!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He was a zombie?
    Gets me every time
    Also, the best Treehouse of Horror is undoubtedly V, since all its segments are absolute gold, but frankly every Treehouse up to like season 9 is a classic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 3D segment and the time travel segment are my favorites. Homer losing his shit and just beating the frick out of everything in the Cretaceous out of frustration is peak comedy.

      I don't want any zombie turkeys. I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it!?

      These ones are also super good. Frick, I love old simpsons

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Homer sneezes
        >all the dinosaurs immediately start dropping dead one after another
        >"Thiiiis is gonna cost me..."

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://opentheportal.com/2900/dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead/

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!
    >How did you know he was a vampire?
    >HE'S A VAMPIRE? AAAAAAAAA

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell you what: we come back and everyone's slaughtered? I owe you a Coke.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gremlin on the side of the bus

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone see Tron?

    • 7 months ago
      Boco

      No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Desperately Xeeking Xena" is a post-Classic semi-guilty pleasure of mine. I have a weakness for superhero episodes of non-superhero shows. And for muscle girls.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I forgot that the "a wizard did it" line is from season 11.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to Cook for Forty Humans

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lousy Smarch Weather!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't blame me. *I* voted for Kodos.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a hard tossup between Homer3 and Dial Z for Zombies. Also does anyone else feel like the Halloween episodes stayed solid longer than the rest of the show overall? I still get a kick out of some of the later ones in the teen seasons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's either king homer or dial Z for Zombie

      I think it's because they had a lot more wiggle room in halloween eps. Didn't have to stay with standard simpsons stories

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think it's because the short anthology format forces them to cut the fat. Plus parody kind of writes itself.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    King Homer is my favorite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hmm what do you think Smithers?
      >I think woman and seamen don’t mix

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        we know what you think

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey, i heard we’re going to ape island!
      >yeah, to capture a giant ape. i wish we were going to candy apple island
      >candy apple island? what do they got there?
      >apes - but they’re not so big.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The giant mascots were good

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will throw in a recent one into the ring and say the Death Note one is mostly decent, just wasted opportunity killing randos instead of other anime styled simpsons characters.
    The comic version was better.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last year's was surprisingly solid overall. The Babadook parody was actually scary at points.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will throw in a recent one into the ring and say the Death Note one is mostly decent, just wasted opportunity killing randos instead of other anime styled simpsons characters.
        The comic version was better.

        lot of the S20+ episodes generally would be classics if they'd happened between s3-s9

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one with the bob's burger camo was spooky

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't worry kids, I'm comin ta rescue the lot of you. I'm AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Ach, I'm bad at this.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shinning will always be the best segment.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean the Shining?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhh! Ya wanna get sued?!

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=p40KQYJuN_LFMJYZ

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Marge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!"

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Homer survives the nukes and it shows the family all hitting a baseball except for Marge kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Little Bart
      >Little Lisa
      >Little Marge
      >...AND THE REST!

      The Raven. I just really like how it was done while staying faithful to the poem.

      "Quoth the Raven: 'Eat my shorts!'" has been stuck in my head since that episode first aired.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm... abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Raven. I just really like how it was done while staying faithful to the poem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of Dan's more underrated performances, really. Especially this part, where he seamlessly goes from a genuinely emotional read to "annoyed Homer" on the line "Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door!"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermore.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quoth the Raven

          ?si=uCgKdgJ2HOG-88uV

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nevermore.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else hate how Marge doesn't get hurt and suffer in these? I don't count being scared like during the segment of the Shining. I mean it, Marge is never tortured the way Homer and Bart are. And Lisa is the same, but Marge is the bigger example of not being tortured during the Halloween specials. Really hate the blanket of protection that Marge and Lisa enjoy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Lisa got killed multiple times in a recent segment

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want any zombie turkeys. I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it!?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Otto, you gotta do something! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it’s the holiday spirit, but I think the TOH’s stayed consistently great until season 16-ish. The Island of Dr Hibbert would be in my top 10.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the jungle, the quiet jungle
      >HOMER RIDES A FREAK

      • 7 months ago
        Broken_Gizmo

        I thought it was the Creepy jungle.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never watched The Simpsons.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No TV no beer makes Homer something something
    >Go crazy?
    >DON'T MIND IF I DO

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3D land
    >homer clones
    >tv remote
    The last halloween episode I saw was making joke on the happy birthday to you movie but it felt just dull

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