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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "The proof is in the pudding, and I say that because your sons face probably looked like pudding after getting run over."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is the bloody print on the car later on

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "And what do you call these...Wind Monkeys?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHIG A BOOS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WIGGERS
        Caught this wigger starin saucy at my mistress
        >His mistress is a visibly pregnant tornado

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You've totally broken wind

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire sequence of the "circular logic" gag.
    This show was unironically ahead of its time by 20 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That's the irony part
      >DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The arson/my son joke in the Burning Man ep is literally the best joke i have ever seen in fiction

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >our..son
      >I know it was arson dad, but who did it?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoo hoo? What kind of stupid name is yoohoo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like it was arson
      >no, it was MY son
      Goddamn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's airplane tier comedy, perfectly balanced, gets you where you need to go.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When he insults the shit out of the really kind handicapped kid with the most clever backhanded compliments

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The kid is a genius!
      *kicks his disabled legs*
      >He sure got a funny way of showing that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Your brain's doing all the legwork around here

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you know I started watching this last night? I wasn’t really feeling I until I heard the “I’m a survivor, we’re a dying breed” like a few minutes into the first episode. Got me to laugh and now I’m gonna watch the whole show.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The KKK bit destroyed me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >man, I'll never sell these arrows
      it's the little things that destroy my sides

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thats just "Lake Humor"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the living explosion no-selling the lake in like 2 seconds is so fricking funny

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your brain is doing all the leg-work

    also that he wouldnt take no guff from a kid whose legs are as dead as a THANKSGIVING TURKEY with alllll the trimings.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If youre so smart why do your legs make me want to throw up on them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Um he never says that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He says something like that

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPORTS?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SPORTS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SPORTS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SPORTS

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >condescension, the last refugee of the differently abled. Crippical

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's more to life than life (life)

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your thuritto-hating egotude just turned your guardian angel into your guardian enemy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=Sxc4bb71c_05ThL1&t=545

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to heaven?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to the US army, how can I help you?
    >I need some of that disease you guys invented
    >Crack?
    >the other one
    >AIDS?
    >That's the spice

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL IS ANNIHILATION!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch XRA? The Adult Swim section in MAX doesn't include it in my country. 🙁
    Should I just torrent it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on YouTube

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit, I hadn't realized someone reuploaded it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Archive.org

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's stay one step ahead of the cops: flush them now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like, one step ahead of the policia

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you so dumb, that you answer rhetorical questions?
    >I don't know. Do you?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I can't be a hypoChrist, I'm gonna commit sacricide"

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I guess I use my switchblade as a defense mechanism

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do I care?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Show me, on me, where the bad man touched you"

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    show of hands who actually watched the show and who only watched it from shitty clips?

    I call them wind monkeys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I own the dvd.
      My brother's cartoon was one of the rejected submissions for the Damnesia You episode.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God dino is a good writer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've rewatched the whole show more than twice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it live, taped it to rewatch episodes, and watch it almost annually.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The episodes are only 10 minutes long and they're all up on youtube, there's no reason not to watch the entire thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried watching it, its too shit to watch whole. better off watching clips

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I own the dvd.
      My brother's cartoon was one of the rejected submissions for the Damnesia You episode.

      I've rewatched the whole show more than twice.

      I watched it live, taped it to rewatch episodes, and watch it almost annually.

      The episodes are only 10 minutes long and they're all up on youtube, there's no reason not to watch the entire thing.

      https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGvzzll0Q2blLyDDb6VKEw6Eg_TurWEWz

      Here's a playlist that has all the episodes in 1080p (AI upscale but very well done). You can download all the episodes at once with yt-dlp or youtube-dl at once by using that link above. Those episodes might get deleted due to copyright reasons so get them while they're hot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you nappa you get slappa
        I hope no one is sleeping on this advice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>you nappa you get slappa
          >I hope no one is sleeping on this advice.
          CARLOS!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you nappa you get slappa
          are you prepared for this moment
          are you prepared for this moment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good lookin out anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a bat for yt dlp to scrape and batch vids from webpages (non yt webpages) completely legally of course janitors and it's the best thing I ever did

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Share it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yt-dlp, newpipe, ublock origin and mpv are proof that there is some good in this weary world and that God loves even the nerds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you so stupid you answer even rhetorical questions?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it as a young lad and too many quotes have wormed their way into my vernacular. I still say "he who found it, browned it" to this day.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THE GLOBAL WARMING MOON LUNAR FREEZING

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the words that echo, usually "life" but sometimes it's just other random shit he says
    gets me every time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and devote my life to spreadin joy (fudge, fudge, fudge)

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Now Popo I understand that you're starting your own 700 club, 7 is a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash succotash call us up win some cash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi, did I win some cash?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xavier breaks into an army base
    >says the guy at the front desk
    >I need some of that disease you guys invented
    >Crack?
    >No, the other one
    >AIDS?
    >That's the spice!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turgid Tara is in her "turd" trimester and try MUSTARD on our soft pretzels available at the bar!

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just fell down the cave stairs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not crying! There's something in my eye, just tears.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just discovered this a week ago
    now it's on Cinemaphile
    strange how that usually happens

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude this is a 17 year old show from one of the most popular tv networks and we've had threads on Cinemaphile for it about that long. you just weren't paying attention or you are a newbie, probably the latter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you aren't aware of something you don't take of note of it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m still waiting for that gay porn you watch to make its way here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How solipsistic of you

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have some bad news, and a snack for you

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friday night is taco Tuesday

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRIDAY NIGHT
      IS TACO TUESDAY

      >every Friday is taco Tuesday

      Fricking hilarious scene.

      Rape is not an excuse, it's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rape is not an excuse, it's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more jokes packed into that scene that modern sitcoms in a full season

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is an "innervention"
    >you like subtle distinctions?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did you suicided?? Don't be an indian giver, life is a GIFT
    >GIFT gift gift

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This entire sequence basically

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grasp the shaggy purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy and ride, homie, ride!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You people wouldn't know gratitude if it broke into this room and caused your death!

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much every line is quotable

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >are you so dumb you answer rhetorical questions?
    >I don't know, are you?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >As a society we need to stop obsessing so much over missing children and start focusing more on the missing child within ourselves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can sentence me to death, but you cannot sentence me to life, because we are all brothers brothas

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's time for my yummy...period
    >EXCLAMATION POINT
    >Question mark?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I took a pill once, and i woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle
    >fat end first
    >but did i whine? No. I took to the bottle.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always giggle like a dumbass at this one

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NICE AND LEGAL

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helping people
    Oohh ooohh
    helping people

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hold... Hold... *Drinks water*
    >That's just lake humor.
    >I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed.
    >sand madness

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's one time he goes into a cave with the tv and does the limbo dance below the caution tape
    >EASY

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Society did this to me!
    >Society eh? It's always the quiet ones...

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm committing vehicular man-burger helper"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone get IN the way!

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have some bad news and a snack for you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the context was incredible

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TAKE THAT
    >TASTE THE PAIN
    >TAKE THAT
    >TASTE THE PAIN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone beat me to it

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn it, freak! You blew its circuits with your cylindrical logic. These droid can't handle Baudrillardian self-awareness.
    >This is a "simulacrock"?
    >We paid $1,000 a day to beat up mechanized Arabs, but this is the worst "Touroristorrism" hate-crime dream vacation I think we've ever had!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Arabosauruses are metaphoruses!

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm doing it, look!
      >I can't see, my back is turned!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rape is not an excuse, it's a reason, and tonight everything seems so reasonable.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was baiting the butthole kid into a vision to change his ways

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the kid imitates Xaiver his legs are backwards too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the kid imitates Xaiver his legs are backwards too.

      Also when Xavier says "I'm in pain, you little turdlet" and it's just played straight and realistic. For some reason that's the funniest about it.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wind! more like, losed!

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Me bequeathed thee the psychopathological hand-you-down

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's just showing off for company
    >*disintegrates*

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well at least some of society got our comeuppance

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dance, god, dance! We made you up and we can take you down

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >succotash, succotash, win some cash

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GRAUND CANYON

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOH, NICE AND LEGAL

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now THIS is a mutt!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's also pic related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vernon chatman looks fricking strange. I've never seen a mulatto that has such a Black personish facial features but also pale skin and green eyes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's like 1/32nd black

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks exactly like he sounds.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have, what makes him weird is that his hair is straight.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's like 1/32nd black

          He looks exactly like he sounds.

          I have, what makes him weird is that his hair is straight.

          How can he have the physical face structure of a roman statue and the blackest homie from the hood at the same time? Like twoface but half blackface half white.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eddie Haskel / Tyrone Biggums

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "What's the opposite of salt?"

    PEPPER!

    "No. They're just two spices, tryna get by."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOH
      YOU SO SMART

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to the US Army, how can we help you?
    >I need some of that disease you guys invented.
    >Crack?
    >The other one.
    >AIDS?
    >That's the spice.
    >You need to fill out a requisition form.
    >I don't have time for that.
    >I shouldn't do this but... someone left this in the lost and found.

    Best joke in the whole show.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tie between
    >You may have checkmate but we're playing chinese checkers
    >its like Confucius says, the hunter has become the huntered, the chaser has become the choste
    and
    >if you love soup so much why don't you marry soup?
    >because I'm already married, to justice
    >heh, yea, only a blind girl would date you

  68. 4 weeks ago
    sage

    >They say when you die you shit your pants.
    >but not me
    >when I die, I'm gonna shit my heart
    quite beautiful when you think about it

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lady: Aaaah, have you seen my babies?
    >Xavier: I'm poppin' a peek at a smokin' babe right now.
    >Lady: I lost seven of my babies!
    >Xavier: Tragic, I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't you see? The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. But you buried it. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Condescension, the final refuge of the differently abled. Cripical.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only just realized in the first "inhale, hale... hale... hale...." gag, that xavier actually pulls and straightens the mosquito's arm into a roman salute, making his last "hale" a double entendre with "heil"

    goddamn PFFR were at the top of their game during xavier

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >By helping this tiny moquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Recent science has discovered that, for thousands of years, Tibetan monks used gutteral prayer chants to sooth their yellow souls in the yellow face of their yellow oppressors. But in our sophisticated world, who has time for that noise? You've got enough on your plate. Let Fiddelin do the spiritual legwork for you. At transcendental medication, we sonically condense the biodharmic vibrations of over 1,000 monk chants into every pill. Scienspiritific audiologists have found that vibration from a monk's throat doesn't radiate in megahertz but in megahearts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      COME TO JAMAICA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like that Bill Hader voiced that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132124/characters/nm0352778
        >it's real
        lmao

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. I fingered myself. To death. (death) (ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ)

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've just killed my best platonic male friend

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRIDAY NIGHT
    IS TACO TUESDAY

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AWW YEE EAT DAT KETCHUP NICE N GUUD

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We don't cotton to strange Chinamen with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll smuggle you to Heaven, via the Under-brown Male-road
    >Once I shove you through this Trojan Arse, you'll be the first gay homosexual in Heaven
    (Xavier beheads the Pope with an ax and the Pope is transported to Heaven)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Blackie Robinson Uncle Tom Crusoe-mo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Blackie Robinson Uncle Tom Crusoe-mo

      >now lemme get some white women for the first black man in heaven!

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You will be judged by a jury of your peers
    >shows a row of moronic looking mutants
    Always gets me

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh you're one of those organic free-range nazis.
    >Hail meatler.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire is freedom, personified.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NO!
      >fire should be shot in the back of the head for killing my parents

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SLUMBER
    >CUCUMBER

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >STAY AWAY FROM THAT WEIRDO YOU'LL CATCH FELINE AIDS
    >YEAH FROM ME
    >M-MEOW

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going Normal is so fricking perfect

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of Peterson's wife's buns last night.
      >"My wife is dead."
      >I never said it was consensual. Don't worry, I used condiments. She enjoyed it with relish! Her mouth passed mustard! I could hardly ketchup to her va-gi-na!

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You snoze, you loze.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You sleeped, you weeped

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the chaser has become the chosed!

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have some bad news and a snack for you

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uh oh, the prophecy

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every Friday is taco Tuesday

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we don't cotton to strange chinamen with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the figure is an ugly creature, possibly a chinaman of some sort

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman?

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Passion is what ganbanging is ought to be about.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay thread

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check em

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ME ONLY HIT YOU BECAUSE ME LOVE YOU

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you know how to get to the lake?
    >the lake?
    >does anyone know how to get to the lake?
    >the lake?

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Son, it was you who killed meeee
    >What kind of stupid name is YooHoo?

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >donated her hands to the needy gropers society

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so she says, 'oh that puppy is the cutest thing in the world.' and it's like i'm standing right here, mom... I'm standing right here...

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all im saying is we got to LEGALIZE glue man!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you huddled masses writhing in vagabondage?

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the blood rain to him hitting on the farmer's daughter

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get me the HELL out of HEAVEN.
    In the name of the father, the son, and the HOLY SHIT!
    The whole episode is so fricking funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek the delivery has me dying every time
      same with the Fiddelin commercial

      Squatters' rights!

      S Q U A T O P I A
      Q
      U
      A
      T
      O
      P
      I
      A

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but my sexy wife is still down there and those filipino GATORS are about to EAT her

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me get some white women for the first black man in heaven!

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SQUATTER'S RIGHTS

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i still have some avenging chief beef to queef
    >*sniff sniff* (*sniff sniff*)(*sniff sniff*)

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he would have wanted you to move on
    >he craved your movements

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you so much as think about touching that boy again, I'll so much as think about doing something about it!

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a thoughtocauster, a conundrummer in a band..called mind puzzler

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iacceotjesuschristintomyheartasmypersonalsavior YES MADE IT

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see Xavier's card

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No can do, got a reservation at Natural Causes.

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What could distract people who love sports?

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I’d swim through a LAKE FULL OF WATER for these cakes!

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have some bad news and a snack for you

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pills? You can't swallow your way to happiness; you couldn't even swallow your way out of a bus station bathroom

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the entire indian casino part
    >uh oh, the prophecy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want universal oneness. Can't you buy it for me daddy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way he just bails on the plot at the end makes me laugh my ass off every time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can handle it from here, right kid
        >no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JIIIIIIIIIHAWD

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a survivor. we're a dying breed

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'd like to see this guy pray an abortion

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entirety of him going back in time to teach himself (but it only happens in his memories and results in his memories having fricked up memories) bit.

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who hurt you?
    >Society!
    >Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones.

    Also
    >have you seen my ex wife?
    >I've got some bad news and a snack for you.

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on this ugly cartoon
    Looks like badly generated non sensical a.i

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch it. You'll see

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGvzzll0Q2blLyDDb6VKEw6Eg_TurWEWz

      Here's a playlist that has all the episodes in 1080p (AI upscale but very well done). You can download all the episodes at once with yt-dlp or youtube-dl at once by using that link above. Those episodes might get deleted due to copyright reasons so get them while they're hot

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: the show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off newbie

  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So for now, let the battle be here on this strange, primitive world. And let it be called Beast Wars!

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH YEAH IF YOU LOVE SOUP SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY SOUP
      BECAUSE IM ALREADY MARRIED
      TO JUSTICE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        souP

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the voice actor is so fricking perfect
          the surfer drawl is amazing when he says life, soup etc

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta admit though, that episode where he's eating all those babies in the sewer has aged... FRICKING PERFECTLY.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why that episode in particular?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 i think

        Gotta admit though, that episode where he's eating all those babies in the sewer has aged... FRICKING PERFECTLY.

        fricking kojima stole the babys in the stomach bit

  132. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i swear to chekov ill wiener your clock off

  133. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squatters' rights!

  134. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This quote always makes me want to start a collab. Pick a Xavier quote for every single Cinemaphile board.
      >Cinemaphile
      SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
      >/lgbt/
      My motherly dream is slipping through my womanly man fingers!
      >/LULZ/
      Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones.
      >/pol/
      What do you call those wind monkeys?
      >Cinemaphile
      Does anyone know how to get to the lake?
      >Cinemaphile
      Your brain's doing all the legwork around here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, Cinemaphile, really rots your nut

        It's true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile
        I need a stronger adhesive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >/b/
        Why are you huddled masses writhing in vagabondage?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile
        I have some bad news and a snack for you
        >Cinemaphile
        That music, so soothing. It's the notes he's not playing

  135. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DO I CARE

  136. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Everyone at school LOVES you now. You even have a girlfriend.”
    “Oh boy. I hope he’s moronic!”

  137. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you guys know they made the whole show on playstation 2 cutscenes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what software?

  138. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The telephone scene is genuinely 10/10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOURE THE UNME
      IM THE REAL ME
      YOU WANNA BE
      ME

  139. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to make sexism my b***h

  140. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's that necklace daddy?
    >It...represents my feelings for you...

  141. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so you admit you were checking me out and wanted to mate

  142. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism

  143. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  144. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one where he turns the unconditional love for his kids into a currency

  145. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I eat balls for breakfast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i eat pussies like you for breakfast

  146. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your son showed me his private places, and now i'm going to show them to you

  147. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for i am
    >"DARK NOTION"
    and that is my
    >DARK NOTION

  148. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heil Meatler!

  149. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Where is your husband , the so-called father?
    > He died during childbirth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this one is so funny i always wonder why it's not one of those annoying zingers that we've heard a million times
      it's so perfect and easy

  150. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i came in for nuttin, and i got nothin.
    >like i never came

  151. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girlie. As long as you live under the roof of this dance gym we just broke into right now, you live under my rules!

  152. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >environmentalists have found their final solution

  153. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's drilling into the ground, it's BOOOOOOOORING

  154. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friday night is taco tuesday

  155. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I caught THIS WIGGER watching my MISTRESS

    >what... doth... life???

    >in the name of the father, the son, and the ho-leee shiiiiit

  156. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Share your loads with me. Even if they are tough to swallow, it's okay. I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

  157. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And nothing's more natural than FIYAH

  158. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I even got you a girlfriend.
    >Really? Is he disabled?

  159. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're the un-me, I'm the real me, you wannabe...me!

  160. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY TOLD ME YOU ARE NOT REAL
    THEY SAID YOU WERE A NIGHTMARE

  161. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NICE
    AND
    LEGAL

  162. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAKE THAT
    TASTE THE TOU-TOU-TOU-PAIN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna make me a wrist hair mustache

  163. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kid, life is just death in drag.

  164. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We’re at Burning Person!
    >>I made it to Burning Person!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women deserve to be set on fire too.

  165. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was born in this house, and I'll die in this house. Both of starvation!

  166. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    down UNDA!

  167. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That is the peak of disappointment
    >XRA logo

  168. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you believe in God? YES or NO!!!!!

    >>It helps no one to be reductive.

  169. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you weren’t looking for trouble you shouldn’t have wandered into Burberry, Connecticut!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He says that with a deep southern accent as well

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Connecticut down south near coralina though?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's in New England

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh where's that?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              North east

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in canada?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, USA

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh thank you. is america and usa the same thing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a Connecticuck this is probably the best random reference to the state in any media, no other state would make sense as part of that joke (the joke is that it doesn't make sense but it sounds funny)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the joke is that he references it like it’s some intimating place name like a hood or something but Connecticut is the most white bread, wasp state.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's not.
          If attention isn't called to that fact, then it's not part of the joke. As it stands it's just an absurdist joke.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the joke is that the location is obviously nothing like Connecticut

  170. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief!

  171. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come

  172. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to soothe their yellows souls, in the yellow face of their yellow oppressors

  173. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lady: Where are my babies? Where are my babies?
    Xavier: Keep it down, lady, we got families around here.
    Lady: Aaaah, have you seen my babies?
    Xavier: I'm poppin' a peek at a smokin' babe right now.
    Lady: I lost seven of my babies!
    Xavier: Tragic, I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.

  174. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll make the ghosts think the place is haunted

  175. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >now where were you when you decided to be a horrible parent

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