How did you know I started watching this last night? I wasn’t really feeling I until I heard the “I’m a survivor, we’re a dying breed” like a few minutes into the first episode. Got me to laugh and now I’m gonna watch the whole show.
Here's a playlist that has all the episodes in 1080p (AI upscale but very well done). You can download all the episodes at once with yt-dlp or youtube-dl at once by using that link above. Those episodes might get deleted due to copyright reasons so get them while they're hot
I have a bat for yt dlp to scrape and batch vids from webpages (non yt webpages) completely legally of course janitors and it's the best thing I ever did
>Now Popo I understand that you're starting your own 700 club, 7 is a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash succotash call us up win some cash
>Xavier breaks into an army base >says the guy at the front desk >I need some of that disease you guys invented >Crack? >No, the other one >AIDS? >That's the spice!
dude this is a 17 year old show from one of the most popular tv networks and we've had threads on Cinemaphile for it about that long. you just weren't paying attention or you are a newbie, probably the latter
>Damn it, freak! You blew its circuits with your cylindrical logic. These droid can't handle Baudrillardian self-awareness. >This is a "simulacrock"? >We paid $1,000 a day to beat up mechanized Arabs, but this is the worst "Touroristorrism" hate-crime dream vacation I think we've ever had!
I have, what makes him weird is that his hair is straight.
How can he have the physical face structure of a roman statue and the blackest homie from the hood at the same time? Like twoface but half blackface half white.
>Welcome to the US Army, how can we help you? >I need some of that disease you guys invented. >Crack? >The other one. >AIDS? >That's the spice. >You need to fill out a requisition form. >I don't have time for that. >I shouldn't do this but... someone left this in the lost and found.
tie between >You may have checkmate but we're playing chinese checkers >its like Confucius says, the hunter has become the huntered, the chaser has become the choste
and >if you love soup so much why don't you marry soup? >because I'm already married, to justice >heh, yea, only a blind girl would date you
>Lady: Aaaah, have you seen my babies? >Xavier: I'm poppin' a peek at a smokin' babe right now. >Lady: I lost seven of my babies! >Xavier: Tragic, I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.
>Don't you see? The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. But you buried it. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop.
>only just realized in the first "inhale, hale... hale... hale...." gag, that xavier actually pulls and straightens the mosquito's arm into a roman salute, making his last "hale" a double entendre with "heil"
goddamn PFFR were at the top of their game during xavier
>Recent science has discovered that, for thousands of years, Tibetan monks used gutteral prayer chants to sooth their yellow souls in the yellow face of their yellow oppressors. But in our sophisticated world, who has time for that noise? You've got enough on your plate. Let Fiddelin do the spiritual legwork for you. At transcendental medication, we sonically condense the biodharmic vibrations of over 1,000 monk chants into every pill. Scienspiritific audiologists have found that vibration from a monk's throat doesn't radiate in megahertz but in megahearts.
The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. I fingered myself. To death. (death) (ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ)
>I'll smuggle you to Heaven, via the Under-brown Male-road >Once I shove you through this Trojan Arse, you'll be the first gay homosexual in Heaven
(Xavier beheads the Pope with an ax and the Pope is transported to Heaven)
>I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of Peterson's wife's buns last night. >"My wife is dead." >I never said it was consensual. Don't worry, I used condiments. She enjoyed it with relish! Her mouth passed mustard! I could hardly ketchup to her va-gi-na!
The entirety of him going back in time to teach himself (but it only happens in his memories and results in his memories having fricked up memories) bit.
Here's a playlist that has all the episodes in 1080p (AI upscale but very well done). You can download all the episodes at once with yt-dlp or youtube-dl at once by using that link above. Those episodes might get deleted due to copyright reasons so get them while they're hot
This quote always makes me want to start a collab. Pick a Xavier quote for every single Cinemaphile board. >Cinemaphile
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS >/lgbt/
My motherly dream is slipping through my womanly man fingers! >/LULZ/
Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones. >/pol/
What do you call those wind monkeys? >Cinemaphile
Does anyone know how to get to the lake? >Cinemaphile
Your brain's doing all the legwork around here.
as a Connecticuck this is probably the best random reference to the state in any media, no other state would make sense as part of that joke (the joke is that it doesn't make sense but it sounds funny)
No, the joke is that he references it like it’s some intimating place name like a hood or something but Connecticut is the most white bread, wasp state.
Lady: Where are my babies? Where are my babies?
Xavier: Keep it down, lady, we got families around here.
Lady: Aaaah, have you seen my babies?
Xavier: I'm poppin' a peek at a smokin' babe right now.
Lady: I lost seven of my babies!
Xavier: Tragic, I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.
"The proof is in the pudding, and I say that because your sons face probably looked like pudding after getting run over."
The best part is the bloody print on the car later on
"And what do you call these...Wind Monkeys?"
WHIG A BOOS
WIGGERS
Caught this wigger starin saucy at my mistress
>His mistress is a visibly pregnant tornado
>You've totally broken wind
The entire sequence of the "circular logic" gag.
This show was unironically ahead of its time by 20 years
>That's the irony part
>DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC
The arson/my son joke in the Burning Man ep is literally the best joke i have ever seen in fiction
>our..son
>I know it was arson dad, but who did it?!
>Yoo hoo? What kind of stupid name is yoohoo
>looks like it was arson
>no, it was MY son
Goddamn
It's airplane tier comedy, perfectly balanced, gets you where you need to go.
When he insults the shit out of the really kind handicapped kid with the most clever backhanded compliments
>The kid is a genius!
*kicks his disabled legs*
>He sure got a funny way of showing that
>Your brain's doing all the legwork around here
How did you know I started watching this last night? I wasn’t really feeling I until I heard the “I’m a survivor, we’re a dying breed” like a few minutes into the first episode. Got me to laugh and now I’m gonna watch the whole show.
The KKK bit destroyed me
>man, I'll never sell these arrows
it's the little things that destroy my sides
>Thats just "Lake Humor"
the living explosion no-selling the lake in like 2 seconds is so fricking funny
your brain is doing all the leg-work
also that he wouldnt take no guff from a kid whose legs are as dead as a THANKSGIVING TURKEY with alllll the trimings.
If youre so smart why do your legs make me want to throw up on them
Um he never says that
He says something like that
SPORTS?
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
>condescension, the last refugee of the differently abled. Crippical
There's more to life than life (life)
your thuritto-hating egotude just turned your guardian angel into your guardian enemy
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>So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to heaven?
>
>Welcome to the US army, how can I help you?
>I need some of that disease you guys invented
>Crack?
>the other one
>AIDS?
>That's the spice
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL IS ANNIHILATION!
Where can I watch XRA? The Adult Swim section in MAX doesn't include it in my country. 🙁
Should I just torrent it?
It's on YouTube
Oh shit, I hadn't realized someone reuploaded it.
Archive.org
Let's stay one step ahead of the cops: flush them now.
i like, one step ahead of the policia
>Are you so dumb, that you answer rhetorical questions?
>I don't know. Do you?
"I can't be a hypoChrist, I'm gonna commit sacricide"
>I guess I use my switchblade as a defense mechanism
What do I care?
>"Show me, on me, where the bad man touched you"
show of hands who actually watched the show and who only watched it from shitty clips?
I call them wind monkeys
I own the dvd.
My brother's cartoon was one of the rejected submissions for the Damnesia You episode.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
God dino is a good writer
I've rewatched the whole show more than twice.
I watched it live, taped it to rewatch episodes, and watch it almost annually.
The episodes are only 10 minutes long and they're all up on youtube, there's no reason not to watch the entire thing.
I tried watching it, its too shit to watch whole. better off watching clips
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGvzzll0Q2blLyDDb6VKEw6Eg_TurWEWz
Here's a playlist that has all the episodes in 1080p (AI upscale but very well done). You can download all the episodes at once with yt-dlp or youtube-dl at once by using that link above. Those episodes might get deleted due to copyright reasons so get them while they're hot
>you nappa you get slappa
I hope no one is sleeping on this advice.
>>you nappa you get slappa
>I hope no one is sleeping on this advice.
CARLOS!
>you nappa you get slappa
are you prepared for this moment
are you prepared for this moment
good lookin out anon
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Share it
Yt-dlp, newpipe, ublock origin and mpv are proof that there is some good in this weary world and that God loves even the nerds.
Are you so stupid you answer even rhetorical questions?
I loved it as a young lad and too many quotes have wormed their way into my vernacular. I still say "he who found it, browned it" to this day.
OH NO IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THE GLOBAL WARMING MOON LUNAR FREEZING
for me it's the words that echo, usually "life" but sometimes it's just other random shit he says
gets me every time
>and devote my life to spreadin joy (fudge, fudge, fudge)
>Now Popo I understand that you're starting your own 700 club, 7 is a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash succotash call us up win some cash
Hi, did I win some cash?
>Xavier breaks into an army base
>says the guy at the front desk
>I need some of that disease you guys invented
>Crack?
>No, the other one
>AIDS?
>That's the spice!
>Turgid Tara is in her "turd" trimester and try MUSTARD on our soft pretzels available at the bar!
>I just fell down the cave stairs
I'm not crying! There's something in my eye, just tears.
i just discovered this a week ago
now it's on Cinemaphile
strange how that usually happens
dude this is a 17 year old show from one of the most popular tv networks and we've had threads on Cinemaphile for it about that long. you just weren't paying attention or you are a newbie, probably the latter
When you aren't aware of something you don't take of note of it
I’m still waiting for that gay porn you watch to make its way here
How solipsistic of you
I have some bad news, and a snack for you
Friday night is taco Tuesday
Fricking hilarious scene.
Rape is not an excuse, it's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.
>Rape is not an excuse, it's a reason and tonight, everything seems so reasonable.
more jokes packed into that scene that modern sitcoms in a full season
>this is an "innervention"
>you like subtle distinctions?
>Why did you suicided?? Don't be an indian giver, life is a GIFT
>GIFT gift gift
This entire sequence basically
grasp the shaggy purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy and ride, homie, ride!
>You people wouldn't know gratitude if it broke into this room and caused your death!
Pretty much every line is quotable
>are you so dumb you answer rhetorical questions?
>I don't know, are you?
>As a society we need to stop obsessing so much over missing children and start focusing more on the missing child within ourselves
>You can sentence me to death, but you cannot sentence me to life, because we are all brothers brothas
>It's time for my yummy...period
>EXCLAMATION POINT
>Question mark?
>I took a pill once, and i woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle
>fat end first
>but did i whine? No. I took to the bottle.
I always giggle like a dumbass at this one
NICE AND LEGAL
Helping people
Oohh ooohh
helping people
>Hold... Hold... *Drinks water*
>That's just lake humor.
>I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed.
>sand madness
For me it's one time he goes into a cave with the tv and does the limbo dance below the caution tape
>EASY
>Society did this to me!
>Society eh? It's always the quiet ones...
>"I'm committing vehicular man-burger helper"
>Everyone get IN the way!
I have some bad news and a snack for you
the context was incredible
>TAKE THAT
>TASTE THE PAIN
>TAKE THAT
>TASTE THE PAIN
someone beat me to it
>Damn it, freak! You blew its circuits with your cylindrical logic. These droid can't handle Baudrillardian self-awareness.
>This is a "simulacrock"?
>We paid $1,000 a day to beat up mechanized Arabs, but this is the worst "Touroristorrism" hate-crime dream vacation I think we've ever had!
>The Arabosauruses are metaphoruses!
How do they expect me to stay out of jail? That's where all my stuff is.
>I'm doing it, look!
>I can't see, my back is turned!
>rape is not an excuse, it's a reason, and tonight everything seems so reasonable.
For me it was baiting the butthole kid into a vision to change his ways
>when the kid imitates Xaiver his legs are backwards too.
Also when Xavier says "I'm in pain, you little turdlet" and it's just played straight and realistic. For some reason that's the funniest about it.
Wind! more like, losed!
>Me bequeathed thee the psychopathological hand-you-down
I've been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent
>he's just showing off for company
>*disintegrates*
>Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk.
>Well at least some of society got our comeuppance
>Dance, god, dance! We made you up and we can take you down
>succotash, succotash, win some cash
>GRAUND CANYON
OOH, NICE AND LEGAL
Now THIS is a mutt!!
He's also pic related
Vernon chatman looks fricking strange. I've never seen a mulatto that has such a Black personish facial features but also pale skin and green eyes.
he's like 1/32nd black
He looks exactly like he sounds.
I have, what makes him weird is that his hair is straight.
How can he have the physical face structure of a roman statue and the blackest homie from the hood at the same time? Like twoface but half blackface half white.
Eddie Haskel / Tyrone Biggums
"What's the opposite of salt?"
PEPPER!
"No. They're just two spices, tryna get by."
OOOOH
YOU SO SMART
>Welcome to the US Army, how can we help you?
>I need some of that disease you guys invented.
>Crack?
>The other one.
>AIDS?
>That's the spice.
>You need to fill out a requisition form.
>I don't have time for that.
>I shouldn't do this but... someone left this in the lost and found.
Best joke in the whole show.
tie between
>You may have checkmate but we're playing chinese checkers
>its like Confucius says, the hunter has become the huntered, the chaser has become the choste
and
>if you love soup so much why don't you marry soup?
>because I'm already married, to justice
>heh, yea, only a blind girl would date you
>They say when you die you shit your pants.
>but not me
>when I die, I'm gonna shit my heart
quite beautiful when you think about it
>Lady: Aaaah, have you seen my babies?
>Xavier: I'm poppin' a peek at a smokin' babe right now.
>Lady: I lost seven of my babies!
>Xavier: Tragic, I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.
>Don't you see? The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. But you buried it. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop.
>Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others.
>Condescension, the final refuge of the differently abled. Cripical.
>only just realized in the first "inhale, hale... hale... hale...." gag, that xavier actually pulls and straightens the mosquito's arm into a roman salute, making his last "hale" a double entendre with "heil"
goddamn PFFR were at the top of their game during xavier
>By helping this tiny moquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother
>Recent science has discovered that, for thousands of years, Tibetan monks used gutteral prayer chants to sooth their yellow souls in the yellow face of their yellow oppressors. But in our sophisticated world, who has time for that noise? You've got enough on your plate. Let Fiddelin do the spiritual legwork for you. At transcendental medication, we sonically condense the biodharmic vibrations of over 1,000 monk chants into every pill. Scienspiritific audiologists have found that vibration from a monk's throat doesn't radiate in megahertz but in megahearts.
COME TO JAMAICA
I like that Bill Hader voiced that
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132124/characters/nm0352778
>it's real
lmao
The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. I fingered myself. To death. (death) (ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ)
You've just killed my best platonic male friend
FRIDAY NIGHT
IS TACO TUESDAY
AWW YEE EAT DAT KETCHUP NICE N GUUD
>We don't cotton to strange Chinamen with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time
>I'll smuggle you to Heaven, via the Under-brown Male-road
>Once I shove you through this Trojan Arse, you'll be the first gay homosexual in Heaven
(Xavier beheads the Pope with an ax and the Pope is transported to Heaven)
The Blackie Robinson Uncle Tom Crusoe-mo
>now lemme get some white women for the first black man in heaven!
>You will be judged by a jury of your peers
>shows a row of moronic looking mutants
Always gets me
>Oh you're one of those organic free-range nazis.
>Hail meatler.
>Fire is freedom, personified.
>NO!
>fire should be shot in the back of the head for killing my parents
YOU SLUMBER
>CUCUMBER
>STAY AWAY FROM THAT WEIRDO YOU'LL CATCH FELINE AIDS
>YEAH FROM ME
>M-MEOW
Going Normal is so fricking perfect
>I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of Peterson's wife's buns last night.
>"My wife is dead."
>I never said it was consensual. Don't worry, I used condiments. She enjoyed it with relish! Her mouth passed mustard! I could hardly ketchup to her va-gi-na!
>You snoze, you loze.
>You sleeped, you weeped
>the chaser has become the chosed!
>I have some bad news and a snack for you
>uh oh, the prophecy
>every Friday is taco Tuesday
>we don't cotton to strange chinamen with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time...
>the figure is an ugly creature, possibly a chinaman of some sort
>You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman?
> Passion is what ganbanging is ought to be about.
gay thread
Check em
ME ONLY HIT YOU BECAUSE ME LOVE YOU
>do you know how to get to the lake?
>the lake?
>does anyone know how to get to the lake?
>the lake?
>Son, it was you who killed meeee
>What kind of stupid name is YooHoo?
>donated her hands to the needy gropers society
>so she says, 'oh that puppy is the cutest thing in the world.' and it's like i'm standing right here, mom... I'm standing right here...
>all im saying is we got to LEGALIZE glue man!
>Why are you huddled masses writhing in vagabondage?
the blood rain to him hitting on the farmer's daughter
Get me the HELL out of HEAVEN.
In the name of the father, the son, and the HOLY SHIT!
The whole episode is so fricking funny
kek the delivery has me dying every time
same with the Fiddelin commercial
S Q U A T O P I A
Q
U
A
T
O
P
I
A
but my sexy wife is still down there and those filipino GATORS are about to EAT her
>Let me get some white women for the first black man in heaven!
>SQUATTER'S RIGHTS
>i still have some avenging chief beef to queef
>*sniff sniff* (*sniff sniff*)(*sniff sniff*)
>he would have wanted you to move on
>he craved your movements
>If you so much as think about touching that boy again, I'll so much as think about doing something about it!
I'm a thoughtocauster, a conundrummer in a band..called mind puzzler
Iacceotjesuschristintomyheartasmypersonalsavior YES MADE IT
Let's see Xavier's card
No can do, got a reservation at Natural Causes.
What could distract people who love sports?
>I’d swim through a LAKE FULL OF WATER for these cakes!
I have some bad news and a snack for you
>Pills? You can't swallow your way to happiness; you couldn't even swallow your way out of a bus station bathroom
the entire indian casino part
>uh oh, the prophecy
>I want universal oneness. Can't you buy it for me daddy?
The way he just bails on the plot at the end makes me laugh my ass off every time.
>You can handle it from here, right kid
>no
JIIIIIIIIIHAWD
I'm a survivor. we're a dying breed
>i'd like to see this guy pray an abortion
The entirety of him going back in time to teach himself (but it only happens in his memories and results in his memories having fricked up memories) bit.
>Who hurt you?
>Society!
>Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones.
Also
>have you seen my ex wife?
>I've got some bad news and a snack for you.
GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD
Redpill me on this ugly cartoon
Looks like badly generated non sensical a.i
Watch it. You'll see
Reddit: the show
frick off newbie
>So for now, let the battle be here on this strange, primitive world. And let it be called Beast Wars!
>You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon.
OH YEAH IF YOU LOVE SOUP SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY SOUP
BECAUSE IM ALREADY MARRIED
TO JUSTICE
souP
the voice actor is so fricking perfect
the surfer drawl is amazing when he says life, soup etc
Gotta admit though, that episode where he's eating all those babies in the sewer has aged... FRICKING PERFECTLY.
why that episode in particular?
3 i think
fricking kojima stole the babys in the stomach bit
>i swear to chekov ill wiener your clock off
Squatters' rights!
SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!
This quote always makes me want to start a collab. Pick a Xavier quote for every single Cinemaphile board.
>Cinemaphile
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>/lgbt/
My motherly dream is slipping through my womanly man fingers!
>/LULZ/
Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones.
>/pol/
What do you call those wind monkeys?
>Cinemaphile
Does anyone know how to get to the lake?
>Cinemaphile
Your brain's doing all the legwork around here.
>Yeah, Cinemaphile, really rots your nut
It's true
>Cinemaphile
I need a stronger adhesive
>/b/
Why are you huddled masses writhing in vagabondage?
>Cinemaphile
I have some bad news and a snack for you
>Cinemaphile
That music, so soothing. It's the notes he's not playing
WHAT DO I CARE
“Everyone at school LOVES you now. You even have a girlfriend.”
“Oh boy. I hope he’s moronic!”
did you guys know they made the whole show on playstation 2 cutscenes?
what software?
The telephone scene is genuinely 10/10
YOURE THE UNME
IM THE REAL ME
YOU WANNA BE
ME
I'm going to make sexism my b***h
>What's that necklace daddy?
>It...represents my feelings for you...
Oh, so you admit you were checking me out and wanted to mate
I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism
the one where he turns the unconditional love for his kids into a currency
>I eat balls for breakfast
>i eat pussies like you for breakfast
>Your son showed me his private places, and now i'm going to show them to you
for i am
>"DARK NOTION"
and that is my
>DARK NOTION
Heil Meatler!
> Where is your husband , the so-called father?
> He died during childbirth
this one is so funny i always wonder why it's not one of those annoying zingers that we've heard a million times
it's so perfect and easy
>i came in for nuttin, and i got nothin.
>like i never came
Girlie. As long as you live under the roof of this dance gym we just broke into right now, you live under my rules!
>environmentalists have found their final solution
>It's drilling into the ground, it's BOOOOOOOORING
friday night is taco tuesday
>I caught THIS WIGGER watching my MISTRESS
>what... doth... life???
>in the name of the father, the son, and the ho-leee shiiiiit
>Share your loads with me. Even if they are tough to swallow, it's okay. I'm used to swallowing huge loads.
And nothing's more natural than FIYAH
>I even got you a girlfriend.
>Really? Is he disabled?
>You're the un-me, I'm the real me, you wannabe...me!
THEY TOLD ME YOU ARE NOT REAL
THEY SAID YOU WERE A NIGHTMARE
NICE
AND
LEGAL
TAKE THAT
TASTE THE TOU-TOU-TOU-PAIN
Gonna make me a wrist hair mustache
>Kid, life is just death in drag.
>We’re at Burning Person!
>>I made it to Burning Person!?
Women deserve to be set on fire too.
I was born in this house, and I'll die in this house. Both of starvation!
down UNDA!
>That is the peak of disappointment
>XRA logo
>Do you believe in God? YES or NO!!!!!
>>It helps no one to be reductive.
If you weren’t looking for trouble you shouldn’t have wandered into Burberry, Connecticut!
He says that with a deep southern accent as well
Isn't Connecticut down south near coralina though?
No, it's in New England
oh where's that?
North east
in canada?
No, USA
oh thank you. is america and usa the same thing?
as a Connecticuck this is probably the best random reference to the state in any media, no other state would make sense as part of that joke (the joke is that it doesn't make sense but it sounds funny)
No, the joke is that he references it like it’s some intimating place name like a hood or something but Connecticut is the most white bread, wasp state.
No, it's not.
If attention isn't called to that fact, then it's not part of the joke. As it stands it's just an absurdist joke.
the joke is that the location is obviously nothing like Connecticut
>I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief!
>your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come
>to soothe their yellows souls, in the yellow face of their yellow oppressors
Lady: Where are my babies? Where are my babies?
Xavier: Keep it down, lady, we got families around here.
Lady: Aaaah, have you seen my babies?
Xavier: I'm poppin' a peek at a smokin' babe right now.
Lady: I lost seven of my babies!
Xavier: Tragic, I've got septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.
>I'll make the ghosts think the place is haunted
>now where were you when you decided to be a horrible parent