Godfather. It's not even a good movie, let alone a great one. Just endless mafia infatuation by a director that can't enforce of anything cooler than being a criminal.
I mean the whole point of the film is that Michael is put down a dark path by fate and ends up betraying/alienating the people he loves in the process.
Nice contrarian opinion. I used to be the same as you, but for some reason Godfather kept living rent-free in my head so I watched it again. And honestly, it has gotten better with every rewatch. It's not just CRIMINAL GOOD, don't take it as a romanticization of the mafia. The movie is about Michael Corleone.
1917
The one-take gimmick didn't engage me like it does in other films, I had no emotional investment in the characters, a lot of the film just felt like stuff happening, etc.
Oh frick off. Even though it was all CGI the nighttime run through the bombed out French city with flares overhead was a great scene. So was the young chaplain singing the hymn to the company about to die in battle
Blade Runner. Amazing visuals, music and atmosphere, but the acting, action, dialouge, and story were kinda boring. The Tears in the Rain speech is great but there's so many corny moments throughout the rest of the film. There's also barely any detective work in what is supposed to be a detective noir.
Citizen Kane
my fricking GOD what a boring picture. I will never understand the spell it put over people back in its day. I'd rather read wikipedia than watch it again
Pretty much. It's not that a movie can't be boring, but if this is the only word you can use to describe what you didn't like about it, you are a moron.
"Boring" is an antonym of objectivity, and simplicity implies that you actually convey something. "Boring" doesn't convey anything.Just admit you are a moron who can't articulate what you didn't like about a piece of media. It's okay, buba.
Failed how? In what way? How is that in any way objective, buba? You quite literally there, confirming that it means nothing and provides no perspective on the piece of media. Just say you are a moron, it's alright.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
i don't need to provide perspective, i'm not the artist.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>artist
*storyteller
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I am aware, you are a moron. "Providing perspective" is just another way of saying "being objective." I'm sorry for using fancy synonyms. I know you have development issues.
>buba
Why are you so afraid of calling anon a "Black person"?
Because he is dumber than a Black person.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>"Providing perspective" is just another way of saying "being objective."
if i'm actually a moron it looks like i have good company.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>buba
Why are you so afraid of calling anon a "Black person"?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
because he knows being an elitist only works for serious art like literature.
Pretty much. It's not that a movie can't be boring, but if this is the only word you can use to describe what you didn't like about it, you are a moron.
There’s a difference between a movie being slow and a movie being boring. A slow movie would be something like Unforgiven which takes its time to develop its cast of characters, as well as build up its themes, so that when the plot finally kicks in, it hits insanely hard. A boring movie would be something like Batman vs Superman, where Batman and Superman are barely even in it for no reason and it feels like the plot is padded out endlessly with scenes of nothing happening.
Birdman. Didn't like the one straight shot gimmick, I didn't quite understand the story well enough. I feel like my opinion is wrong because the movie seems universally loved, but at the end of the day, I just didn't like it.
Do real people post shit like this or is it all bots? I refuse to believe /misc/ actually destroys minds the way this board makes it seem. You can't all be so weak and impressionable
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather: Part II (1974)
The Dark Knight (2008)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
Schindler's List (1993)
12 Angry Men (1957)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Fight Club (1999)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Inception (2010)
Forrest Gump (1994)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Goodfellas (1990)
The Matrix (1999)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Seven Samurai (1954)
City of God (2002)
Se7en (1995)
The Usual Suspects (1995)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
Léon: The Professional (1994)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Casablanca (1942)
The Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
American History X (1998)
Psycho (1960)
Rear Window (1954)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
City Lights (1931)
Spirited Away (2001)
The Intouchables (2011)
Modern Times (1936)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Memento (2000)
The Pianist (2002)
Sunset Blvd. (1950)
The Green Mile (1999)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964
Apocalypse Now (1979)
The Departed (2006)
Gladiator (2000)
Boyhood (2014)
Back to the Future (1985)
Alien (1979)
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
The Prestige (2006)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Dictator (1940)
The Lion King (1994)
The Shining (1980)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
American Beauty (1999)
Paths of Glory (1957)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
WALL·E (2008)
North by Northwest (1959)
Aliens (1986)
Amélie (2001)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Vertigo (1958)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
M (1931)
Das Boot (1981)
Oldboy (2003)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return of the Jedi (1983)
dune
inception
Troonc is an obvious one.
BR2049
Also the original.
The fallout show
Captcha: TODV
Godfather. It's not even a good movie, let alone a great one. Just endless mafia infatuation by a director that can't enforce of anything cooler than being a criminal.
I mean the whole point of the film is that Michael is put down a dark path by fate and ends up betraying/alienating the people he loves in the process.
Criminals make things worse, including themselves, for their own short term benefit? Shocking.
Go frick yourself. The movie is static, there is no point. Just endless romatisicm of criminals because that's what the director thinks is cool.
Nice contrarian opinion. I used to be the same as you, but for some reason Godfather kept living rent-free in my head so I watched it again. And honestly, it has gotten better with every rewatch. It's not just CRIMINAL GOOD, don't take it as a romanticization of the mafia. The movie is about Michael Corleone.
You're the Scorcese spammer. Bloody bastard
i keep forgetting the people on this board are fricking idiots
Allowing the third world access to the internet has been disastrous.
it insists upon itself
1917
The one-take gimmick didn't engage me like it does in other films, I had no emotional investment in the characters, a lot of the film just felt like stuff happening, etc.
Oh frick off. Even though it was all CGI the nighttime run through the bombed out French city with flares overhead was a great scene. So was the young chaplain singing the hymn to the company about to die in battle
>even though it was all cgi
that's definitely part of it
christoper nolan wizard movie
Blade Runner. Amazing visuals, music and atmosphere, but the acting, action, dialouge, and story were kinda boring. The Tears in the Rain speech is great but there's so many corny moments throughout the rest of the film. There's also barely any detective work in what is supposed to be a detective noir.
Citizen Kane
my fricking GOD what a boring picture. I will never understand the spell it put over people back in its day. I'd rather read wikipedia than watch it again
both people in this pic talk like plebs and have no idea how to critique a film
Shot caller.
pulp fiction
every Tarkovsky movie
The Lighthouse
I have the biggest brain, by the way. Every movie ever made is TRASH.
Calling a movie boring is exposing yourself as a adhd addled brainlet.
Pretty much. It's not that a movie can't be boring, but if this is the only word you can use to describe what you didn't like about it, you are a moron.
actually if you can't into objectivity and simplicity you're probz a midwit.
"Boring" is an antonym of objectivity, and simplicity implies that you actually convey something. "Boring" doesn't convey anything.Just admit you are a moron who can't articulate what you didn't like about a piece of media. It's okay, buba.
boredom is the antithesis if entertainment (the goal of movies), so that means the movie failed in it's main purpose.
Failed how? In what way? How is that in any way objective, buba? You quite literally there, confirming that it means nothing and provides no perspective on the piece of media. Just say you are a moron, it's alright.
i don't need to provide perspective, i'm not the artist.
>artist
*storyteller
I am aware, you are a moron. "Providing perspective" is just another way of saying "being objective." I'm sorry for using fancy synonyms. I know you have development issues.
Because he is dumber than a Black person.
>"Providing perspective" is just another way of saying "being objective."
if i'm actually a moron it looks like i have good company.
>buba
Why are you so afraid of calling anon a "Black person"?
because he knows being an elitist only works for serious art like literature.
There’s a difference between a movie being slow and a movie being boring. A slow movie would be something like Unforgiven which takes its time to develop its cast of characters, as well as build up its themes, so that when the plot finally kicks in, it hits insanely hard. A boring movie would be something like Batman vs Superman, where Batman and Superman are barely even in it for no reason and it feels like the plot is padded out endlessly with scenes of nothing happening.
This
Maybe anime like jjk is their preference, i mean constant action, after effect lights, ultraspeed movement, etc
2001: a space odyssey
Birdman. Didn't like the one straight shot gimmick, I didn't quite understand the story well enough. I feel like my opinion is wrong because the movie seems universally loved, but at the end of the day, I just didn't like it.
tree of life. Most pseud trash I have ever had the displeasure of seeing
That movie made me a Christian.
Im sorry for your loss
Vertigo.
Shit's not even in my top 5 Hitchwieners.
Interstellar
Oppenheimer. Just a bunch of nerds talking about nothing. Why would I give a shit if that main nerd can't have security clearance
There Will Be Blood
Shawshank. Extremely-overrated movie. A Man Escaped is a better movie.
Stalker
Tokyo Story
Come and See
Without a doubt it's DUNC. The screeching zoomies and shills that first week were pathetic.
Saddest part is that the visuals were mediocre; bells and whistles.
Fixed
Do real people post shit like this or is it all bots? I refuse to believe /misc/ actually destroys minds the way this board makes it seem. You can't all be so weak and impressionable
Get a load of this goyboy, israeli mind virus 100% successfully installed in this one.
People that think film is merely about plot/visuals/characters have rocks in their heads.
No Country For Old Men
>"It has Black folk and gays in it"
This shit was trash
yeah but tarantino is a hack he just made one good movie in the 90's
Oppenheimer
yep
there will be blood
Fallen Angels
>But it covered themes of le loneliness in a city!
Don’t care it was boring and pretentious. Amazing cinematography though
Oppenheimer, most boring film I've ever seen
man some of you guys are in a really bad mood tonight. first the tolkien/herbert shitflinging now this.
Mulholland Drive, lynchgays on suicide watch
lynched
Jackie Brown
kubrick
like all of it
Interstellar
Interstellar's plot and characters sucked.
Trash
The Deer Hunter
Interstellar
White Xmas
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Almost every Nolan film
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather: Part II (1974)
The Dark Knight (2008)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
Schindler's List (1993)
12 Angry Men (1957)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Fight Club (1999)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Inception (2010)
Forrest Gump (1994)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Goodfellas (1990)
The Matrix (1999)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Seven Samurai (1954)
City of God (2002)
Se7en (1995)
The Usual Suspects (1995)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
Léon: The Professional (1994)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Casablanca (1942)
The Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
American History X (1998)
Psycho (1960)
Rear Window (1954)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
City Lights (1931)
Spirited Away (2001)
The Intouchables (2011)
Modern Times (1936)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Memento (2000)
The Pianist (2002)
Sunset Blvd. (1950)
The Green Mile (1999)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964
Apocalypse Now (1979)
The Departed (2006)
Gladiator (2000)
Boyhood (2014)
Back to the Future (1985)
Alien (1979)
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
The Prestige (2006)
The Lives of Others (2006)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Dictator (1940)
The Lion King (1994)
The Shining (1980)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
American Beauty (1999)
Paths of Glory (1957)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
WALL·E (2008)
North by Northwest (1959)
Aliens (1986)
Amélie (2001)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Vertigo (1958)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
M (1931)
Das Boot (1981)
Oldboy (2003)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return of the Jedi (1983)
Snyder's entire filmography.
No one says Sneederslop is 10/10 anything though.
Every Tarkovskyflick
any wes anderson shit just can't get into it pure reddit
and lost in translation
about 95% of what gets posted in /film/
Japanese and French movies fricking suck
Fixed it
>In Bruges