It's kinda funny I felt the same way after rewatching recently after years.
It's even mentioned in the 2nd one he doesn't have a choice he is bound by the gods to murder everyone and take over the world. He doesn't even want to be that guy he just wants to be with his waifu but nope. Thanks maji homosexuals for dooming the entire planet because you were butthurt by some guy getting the Pharoah's pussy. (Actually it's the jealousy of the other chick in #2) but either way.
Never really thought about it until rewatch. I also forgot that it's just this massive exposition dump right at the begging. Not that that can't work, fotr obviously made it work, but it's pretty dumb here. I guess you could argue that even pharaohs were boomers in the sense that they don't give a frick about the future and just say frick it, let future generations deal with our complete idiocy
It's the only language that's still being used. In reality in probably sounds nothing like ancient Hebrew since it's a reconstruction, but it's the closest anyone's gonna get
The writers are saying that they vaguely remember something about the israelites in Egypt from the bible, but they were too lazy to check when Judaism started and when Imhotep lived
By not throwing back bottle after bottle of oxy. The man died cuz he had a 50 pound turd lodged in his colon. The sandwich, while not helpful, did not kill him.
NYHHHHHHHHH
This whole sequence felt more like a stage play than anything else. I didn't mind it but it was odd how they had to work around the cgi.
I'm seeing flights as cheap as 393 USD from Atlanta to Cairo right now. I presume you'll need to get a flight to ATL first but assuming you actually want to do this money should be no object.
Any more excuses? Lack of God powers? They got crack in Egypt, you'll be fine.
>finally, my mummy has returned!
>Hom-dai is the worst curse the Egyptians could put on a man
>He's cursed to rise up and bring the ten plagues with him and kill everyone else
Why would you curse someone with this? It makes no sense.
Because if you don't curse him he's just gonna resurrect in 10 years and take over anyway
They are only shooting themselves in the sandal. I don't get why they done it.
It's kinda funny I felt the same way after rewatching recently after years.
It's even mentioned in the 2nd one he doesn't have a choice he is bound by the gods to murder everyone and take over the world. He doesn't even want to be that guy he just wants to be with his waifu but nope. Thanks maji homosexuals for dooming the entire planet because you were butthurt by some guy getting the Pharoah's pussy. (Actually it's the jealousy of the other chick in #2) but either way.
It's the stupidest shit. The curse could have killed the person who opened it and only them so why doom the whole world?
Never really thought about it until rewatch. I also forgot that it's just this massive exposition dump right at the begging. Not that that can't work, fotr obviously made it work, but it's pretty dumb here. I guess you could argue that even pharaohs were boomers in the sense that they don't give a frick about the future and just say frick it, let future generations deal with our complete idiocy
Average man after eating out a woman's p*ssy
>HAND OVER THE SWITCH
>The Mummy only reacts to the star of David and the Hebrew language
What did they mean by this?
It's the only language that's still being used. In reality in probably sounds nothing like ancient Hebrew since it's a reconstruction, but it's the closest anyone's gonna get
The writers are saying that they vaguely remember something about the israelites in Egypt from the bible, but they were too lazy to check when Judaism started and when Imhotep lived
Why did some random crook like Beni know so many languages?
In case he meets a supernatural resurrected being that only listens to one of them
Bretty sure Elvis did the same thing, wearing like a dozen different symbols "Just in case". Just israelite things.
>dies of peanut butter and banana sandwiches
How are you supposed to defend against that?
Don't be fat and take your time on the toilet
By not throwing back bottle after bottle of oxy. The man died cuz he had a 50 pound turd lodged in his colon. The sandwich, while not helpful, did not kill him.
This whole sequence felt more like a stage play than anything else. I didn't mind it but it was odd how they had to work around the cgi.
He was superstitious and afraid of getting punished by a random god
Autism used to be quite productive before the internet.
Its an egypt thing
Don't be dishonest anon, SOMEONE had to do the dickwashing
Is the Mummy Lovecraftian quip kino?
It's kinda weird how the villain becomes less scary the more powerful he becomes.
The earlier looks were a lot more kino
Such as?
Princess Amabatokum!
you have no womb
Someone post the gif of him running up to the scorpion king
Would a modern day Mummy movie work?
I'm just glad everything worked out for him tbh. A rare good soul in Hollywood
He got his JUST desserts
Only one way to find out!
What do you mean modern day? He would be like 120
I don't remember him saying that
He said it in Aramaic.
Marathoning the Mummy Returns now Mummy bros
NYHHHHHHHHH
me on the left
I love him waiting just off screen for his cue but his foot is still visible
Bravo Arnold Vosloo
>Ywn be an immortal with godly powers who just wants to spent eternity with his cute Egyptian gf (female)
Why even live?
How would you know if you are an immortal or not unless you died first? Don't dream it, be it.
I don't have a gf
I'm seeing flights as cheap as 393 USD from Atlanta to Cairo right now. I presume you'll need to get a flight to ATL first but assuming you actually want to do this money should be no object.
Any more excuses? Lack of God powers? They got crack in Egypt, you'll be fine.
>They got crack in Egypt
Egyptians aren't black.
Well now, that IS a fair point. Guess you gotta settle for mummy honey then huh?