>Finally...

>Finally... after all these years... I have become the Mummy!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finally, my mummy has returned!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hom-dai is the worst curse the Egyptians could put on a man
    >He's cursed to rise up and bring the ten plagues with him and kill everyone else

    Why would you curse someone with this? It makes no sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you don't curse him he's just gonna resurrect in 10 years and take over anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are only shooting themselves in the sandal. I don't get why they done it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny I felt the same way after rewatching recently after years.
      It's even mentioned in the 2nd one he doesn't have a choice he is bound by the gods to murder everyone and take over the world. He doesn't even want to be that guy he just wants to be with his waifu but nope. Thanks maji homosexuals for dooming the entire planet because you were butthurt by some guy getting the Pharoah's pussy. (Actually it's the jealousy of the other chick in #2) but either way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the stupidest shit. The curse could have killed the person who opened it and only them so why doom the whole world?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Never really thought about it until rewatch. I also forgot that it's just this massive exposition dump right at the begging. Not that that can't work, fotr obviously made it work, but it's pretty dumb here. I guess you could argue that even pharaohs were boomers in the sense that they don't give a frick about the future and just say frick it, let future generations deal with our complete idiocy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Average man after eating out a woman's p*ssy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HAND OVER THE SWITCH

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Mummy only reacts to the star of David and the Hebrew language

    What did they mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only language that's still being used. In reality in probably sounds nothing like ancient Hebrew since it's a reconstruction, but it's the closest anyone's gonna get

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The writers are saying that they vaguely remember something about the israelites in Egypt from the bible, but they were too lazy to check when Judaism started and when Imhotep lived

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did some random crook like Beni know so many languages?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In case he meets a supernatural resurrected being that only listens to one of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bretty sure Elvis did the same thing, wearing like a dozen different symbols "Just in case". Just israelite things.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dies of peanut butter and banana sandwiches
          How are you supposed to defend against that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be fat and take your time on the toilet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            By not throwing back bottle after bottle of oxy. The man died cuz he had a 50 pound turd lodged in his colon. The sandwich, while not helpful, did not kill him.

            NYHHHHHHHHH

            This whole sequence felt more like a stage play than anything else. I didn't mind it but it was odd how they had to work around the cgi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was superstitious and afraid of getting punished by a random god

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Autism used to be quite productive before the internet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its an egypt thing

        >They got crack in Egypt
        Egyptians aren't black.

        Don't be dishonest anon, SOMEONE had to do the dickwashing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Mummy Lovecraftian quip kino?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda weird how the villain becomes less scary the more powerful he becomes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The earlier looks were a lot more kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Such as?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Amabatokum!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have no womb

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the gif of him running up to the scorpion king

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would a modern day Mummy movie work?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad everything worked out for him tbh. A rare good soul in Hollywood

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He got his JUST desserts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only one way to find out!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean modern day? He would be like 120

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember him saying that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He said it in Aramaic.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marathoning the Mummy Returns now Mummy bros

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NYHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love him waiting just off screen for his cue but his foot is still visible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bravo Arnold Vosloo

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ywn be an immortal with godly powers who just wants to spent eternity with his cute Egyptian gf (female)

    Why even live?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would you know if you are an immortal or not unless you died first? Don't dream it, be it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a gf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm seeing flights as cheap as 393 USD from Atlanta to Cairo right now. I presume you'll need to get a flight to ATL first but assuming you actually want to do this money should be no object.
          Any more excuses? Lack of God powers? They got crack in Egypt, you'll be fine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They got crack in Egypt
            Egyptians aren't black.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well now, that IS a fair point. Guess you gotta settle for mummy honey then huh?

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