>Would it be ok if we just joined you
>Would it be ok if I just forgot my siblings who cared about me?
>Would it be ok if I ignore the fact my dad had his temple smashed in?
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>Noooo you have to suffer and sacrifice for your family because...you just do okay!
Sounds like I'm listening to my family.
>no bro abandoning my home and family after my father was seriously fricked up and is probably dead or severely injured isn’t bad because… IT ISNT OKAY!!!
>Yes I’d rather suffer under the tyrannical rule of a gang and be separated from the love of my life in some shithole
>yes I’d rather run from my problems and abandon like a coward instead of doing what my dad did when he was younger than me
He’s a child are you dumb? It wasn’t his responsibility to fight the destiny gang
The main problem is his attitude, like nothing has happened
Finn did it no problem, so again your point is moot.
>Finn did it no problem
No he didn't, he got his ass kicked.
It would be fine if he tried to get his family to join him or even mention them at all. Do we get that nope not at all. We get him smiling the entire time and hanging out with his girlfriend. No moment of him contemplating his family at all. Now before you tell me they couldn’t in the come along with me ending. No words they show Simon trying to find Betty.
yeah
You should never love anyone too much or care about others that's toxic, look at Betty she is now andl independent and strong women, Simon was just a quick experience
You'd think Cinemaphile would be happy about a straight white couple.
Im happy, it's just weird, her design would normally go to a last minute lesbian love interest.
It's the lips.
Is the red hair chick white?
Yea it's just weird lighting
>straight white couple
I don't care what Tumblr has to say.
he wears an undershirt so he MUST be trans even though in pillow world he wasnt!
>fat lips and dark skin
>white
maybe in america, also we'll probably get another AT show with their mulatto offspring as the mc and his pitbull dog best friend
I mean, there are white people with darker skin like that and white people with bigger lips like that. Not every white person is a Finnish blond
Farmworld finn is ok and he gave it his aproval
Well, he's kind of a girlyboy.
so was his dad, boys should be cute when their young and manly when they become older.
Finncels will never be happy?
Exactly
Maybe in a later season they'll joke about this by claiming that Finn being happy caused the entire multiverse to be destroyed at some past point, like Mandy's smile in Grimm Adventures
>leaves his 3 sisters
I would be pissed if I actually believed farmfinn is dead. But I don't. There was no blood in that shot so he got knocked out but is ok
Everything turned out fine in the end.
>Farmworld Finn is knocked out cold or dead leaving 3 orphan children behind
>Vampire world is about to be the same as Lich World.
>Prismo is never held accountable for assisting in mass murder that would make Thanos and Galactus say DAMN
>Regular Finn only finds solace is death
>Candy Queen world has a lone PB against her own version of the Lich, Orgalorg and every other horror with no Marceline
>Betty is still possessed.
I know they had to wrap up the show but the scarab went from threatening to a complete joke in one episode. This is like Adam Muto being really jealous of Rebecca Sugar and fricking his own series trying to show her up. Not to mention this is 100% gynocentric, if you grew up watching the show as lad and went into this, you would feel totally left out. Fionna and Cake were better as characters made to lampoon the fanbase.
>gynocentric
it's been that way forever bro. Finn and Jake were some of the sole main males with the others either being creeps weirdos or dying soon. Then in the seasons after ward left they started focusing a lot on PB which is why people tend to call her a sociopath, then they focused on marceline in stake. They've always been a multi character show but at somepoint it did start to feel like the PB show over finn towards the end but hey we got BMO
>create perfect series
>All the way to episode 9
>Screwed up from the later part of episode 10 ultimately in every fricking conceivable way and used almost every bad writing technique
what does muto meant by this?Is he actually trying to imitate sugar?
is still possessed.
She got on a bus going to N̶͔͎͗o̸͙͑̐w̴͓͓͒ḥ̸͙̈́ͅè̷̜̖͔͝r̶̻̐̍̐è̵͖̩̘͝ & then the next scene Gold started reverting to it's baby form. Berry is dead. She passed on.
>Betty’s soul is free
Thank fricking god
no?
I like to think the last part is Golbetty changing into a new form Golb after Simon finally truly understands her feelings and sacrifices.
and that it'll take Betty about 1000 extra years to complete this new form so it matches up with the 1000 years later ooo adventure time series.
>still spamming this garbage theory
Nothing implies Golb and Betty seperated. Golbetty probably went to the next plane of existence.
The Keeping Simon Safe wish is active while Simon is still alive.
I think she "exists" insofar as frogs still have remnants of their time as a tadpole. In terms of physiology. Betty is an organ that served a purpose at one stage of Golb's life cycle before it metamorphosizes into something else. The organ is refashioned and altered to fit the needs of the new organism. The idea of Betty doesn't exist anymore after that. It's like how babies have tails technically speaking (embryonic tail) when in their mother's womb for the first 8 weeks I believe. It is refashioned into the tailbone at the end of the spine.
I don't think we'll ever see her in a solid form. Nothing implies she'll even remember the wish or recognize Simon in her next state if she is still connected to the hip with Golb. Maybe subconscious elements of her will sprout up as a reference here or there in a future episode, but this is the last time we see her as a whole or a being with agency.
Ascension but into a form completely unrecognizable. She had too much insight.
I’m happy the writers didn’t bullshit a way to fix Betty but the finality of it all makes me sad
Yeah I'm kind of baffled how so many anons thought Betty was petty. I think their confusing Beth's dialogue with Simon, who she assumed was just a figment of Shermy's imagination.
She quite literally suffered true ego death and this was the only way she could talk to her former lover one last time. Most Lovecraft protagonists don't even have it that lucky and simply go mad or become altered.
She said she didn't regret anything at the end.
She just wanted Simon to understand her and understand that he's throwing away everything she gave up for him by trying to put on the Crown again.
Yeah exactly. I read that as the ghost of someone you love telling you "hey bro, don't sit and dwell on me too much and live your life, bro, don't have a nice day over me, bro" and dissipated into the clouds.
I think a lot of people had that read but I'm not sure...
Most sane romance story between two occultists tbh.
I've seen what dwelling does to a man...
Simon fits Harry and James character but Fionna looks like a genderbend James
Fionna is Heather Mason.
That be Marcy , Fionna can't fight and she has Pyramid Head/Scarab chasing her
I guess people wanted Betty to sobshit herself over Simon one more time and got mad the show was ribbed him for being dense (
). But I agree Betty’s got a mind of steel for staying coherent to her wish despite being Golb’d for decades & Simon trying to ego-cide in front of her.
I care not for the ending but
the cosmology reminds me of how Elden Ring handled deities going through life cycles. Anyone can redpill me on the Lich's prayer and its relation to Orphism?
Who is Berry?
Berry dis dick in yo momma's ass.
his first name is goji, he shows up in the background of episode 3
>farm world Finn’s at least injured and they still have to deal with big destiny’s gang
>vampire worlds dead with vampire king likely being the only remaining inhabitant
>lich world is completely empty now
>ice king bubblegum roleswap world is gonna slowly progress to a similar state as ooo
>babyworlds probably fine but is still missing a finn and has a lich so who knows
>Simon fionna and cake face no consequences for making every universe they entered worse
>Not to mention this is 100% gynocentric
incel spotted, stay seething
Single scene in the ending where Farmworld Finn is shown with the rest of his kids and its fine
Better be some stupid bullshit sequel bait
Literally like all they needed to do was add like one scene of farmworld finns family eating with him having a bandage on his head but otherwise being fine and nobody would have any issue
Or just not show him getting killed last second for shitty shock value like they did with every world they jumped through. Scarab had already established himself as a threat. They also decided to walk that back and make Scarab a joke before finishing, so it was all pointless. Multiverse asspulls removing internal consequences for writers doesn't mean there are no consequences for being shit writers. Like viewers don't want to see beloved characters killed off willy nilly for no meaningful reason even if it's okay because "We didn't frick up the canon characters." Except they kind of did frick up canon because the original series Fionna genderbend gag Ooh was much better than the self-insert millenial city.
All of those children were slaughtered by Destiny Gang.
You're not supposed to care about the human shrapnel Fionna and Simon left in their wake.
But Simon's bad because he lacked empathy
>Simon, the man that sacrificed everything to raise Marcie and was about to do the same for Fionna, lacked empathy
I don't think even the finale, as confused and muddled as it was, was trying to go that far.
The fact that you took that away from it goes to show just how poorly it conveyed its message(s)
>The fact that you took that away from it goes to show just how poorly it conveyed its message(s)
No they just have poor media literacy.
He doesn't have a family to abandon lol
Finn died in the fight with Scarab, and his siblings probably got finished off by Big D.
MOVE THE FRICK OUT OF YOUR PARENTS HOME
I want to elope with my muscle gf and see the penguins
Denji???
What's this from
Chainsaw Man Part 2
Why are you addicted to being mad?
Since Simon has new friends like DBG, Fionna, and TV. What's next for him?
Moving out, getting a better fricking job, going on the odd low-key adventure with Finn, catching up with PB and Marcy for dinner. Just, general living and shit.
Adventuring?
Might write a book, chill with family/friends.
The Casper and Nova book series most likely.
What want to see them be friends, not even romantically.
Moving in with Fionna in her universe and impregnating her and having many babies.
Fionna is for Hunter to impregnate (she's pregnant in this picture but doesn't know it)
And Finn is for Huntress to impregnate.
Reminder that Fionna literally has to take care of her younger male self/brother Baby Finn. Girl needs to get a decent job, or will Gary, Marshal, and Hunter have to pitch in
What if they in a threeway both cum in Fionna's pussy at the same time and they both fertilize a different egg and Fionna can have twins.
I don't think it works like that
It does work like that for cats. It's probably possible in humans, if very, very rare.
Fionna becomes a baby factory, Hunter won't stop pumping
>Hunter won't stop pumping
and neither shall I
Badgering Marcy for a grandkid
Watching Frasier instead of Cheers. Seriously the Cheers references in this show sucked.
What does Fionna-world look like now that it's not in Simon's brain? Is it still just a city?
It's expanded now.
where do they get their electricity from? Their phones? TVs? Their petrol? Is it all just magic?
>where do they get their electricity from?
Frim Simon's synapses
>Simon didn't get old because of age and betty kept him at prime
>he got old because of Fionna leeching lifeforce from him
minervabros....is there a chance
I'll entertain this ship. This could be a genuine relationship between two people. I could see Simon just interacting with Minerva, small talk.
power plants idiot. Since there world is authorized and no longer fanfiction it's more than just a city.
So is it a whole planet now? Where did all the extra people and shit come from?
It got filled in. Which means it's now universe-sized with billions of planets
Imagine one day a cat turns into Gojira and your world is ending because some red guy with a wand keeps ripping apart the buildings with magic.
Then today you're celebrating the birthday of your Uncle from Taiwan (you never knew you had) over a zoom call. Or countries realize they exist now and start killing one over territorial disputes. Think of how many ethnic conflicts just arose over night thanks to Fionna and Cake!
Is weird how we've come full circle here?
In which way?
I honestly thought that one of the 2 final episodes would be about Finn, since he and baby Finn appeared in the intro.
I don't like her lips look like teethless gums
FRICK ME GOLB, THIS HAS TO BE MY LAST PURPOSE.
I mean he did get fricked though.
this line was brutal
Seriously you can see who never grew up along with the show.
Message was kind of on the nose, but yeah, it's fricked
Makes it hard to watch any of the Simon/Betty interactions in retrospect
it's a forbidden love situation
either they run away and live happily or they stay with their families and die young
How Fionna and Cake Grows Up with its Audience
Is Fionna's whole universe really just the town?
Not anymore.
I wonder what people thought when they hit the edge.
BIIIIIG OOOOOOO
I desperately want to see every version of Betty with giant booba
This villager is blocking my New Horizon(s) with her honkers.
>Ba bwaaa bwaa bwaaaaaa
I wanna frick muscle Fionna
https://twitter.com/0Hydo0/status/1707470954094330206
Missed opportunity to make this one Shermy simon but overall great art, anon! Keep up the great work.
What would be the closest real life equivalent to this bodytype? It was so inconsistent in the show (were they trying to avoid sexualizing Fiona? She's 30 ffs.)
Samantha Wright with a lil more chonk.
Damn.
I'm sure there is a gay joke here.
Pear shape
>thicc in every other scene
>suddenly became a man whenever she put on the jacket
???
>She's 30 ffs
Where did they ever confirm the ages?
They didn't. I think people are just assuming she's the same age as Finn.
So how you all feeling now that you're back with Adventure Time again?
It feels like I re-connected with a part of me I lost track of. Warm and fuzzy.
Don't feel bad for Simon.
>Fricked Fionna
>Fricked Finn
>Fricked Minerva
is Simon the Campbell fricker?
>The Russian man still seethes at the Finns
Now that the shows' over, what are you guys' thoughts? I personally thought the ending was rushed to hell and back and arguably left more questions more than answers. Fionna and Cake should've honestly been wiped from Simon's mind, they already accepted that they'd die in the final episode anyway.
I don't think it's over. I think they're be a season 2. But if it is over then I had a good ass time watching it.
We will never going to see her grow up like this.
Wait if Fionna's entire story is Finn's story, but with a gender swap, does that mean Fionna was raised by a group of cats in an alley?
that explains a lot of things.
>does that mean Fionna was raised by a group of cats in an alley?
Damn, I hadn't thought about it until now, I mean, it makes sense, if Cake is a cat then Fionna's adoptive parents are too, that explains a lot, but it leaves a lot of questions open.
Seems like a lot more needs to be done. Hoping for more eps.
I think that the final episodes had to finish the S1 arc AND potentially be a satisfying conclusion (it wasn't, but they clearly tried for it to be) to the series because they might not get renewed. Which sucks because the show was amazing but the finale was so meh BECAUSE they might not get renewed that it might be the cause of it not being renewed--a bit of self fulfilling prophesy.
I sure hope so to, thanks for a hit of your copium anon I needed it.
>I think that the final episodes had to finish the S1 arc AND potentially be a satisfying conclusion (it wasn't, but they clearly tried for it to be) to the series because they might not get renewed. Which sucks because the show was amazing but the finale was so meh BECAUSE they might not get renewed that it might be the cause of it not being renewed--a bit of self fulfilling prophesy.
Damned if you do damned if you don't so annoying.
I can't think much about it, since almost half of the show was a set up and last 20% was an ending. It lacked the actual middle part and just rushed through the multidimensional adventure. So while I can understand the themes I can't care much about side or even mine characters. Not having at least 2 episodes for winter world was criminal.
>mine
main*
It felt like a lot of things were dropped for a clean ending. I expected the Fionna & Cake’s anti-magic properties to play a bigger role in the plot, and it felt weak that the writers let Cake stay full magic but tried to push the “let’s keep things normal and let F&C citizens decide the shape of their canonized verse” narrative. It’s great that they’re all really real but the decision doesn’t feel “informed” when they don’t have a full understanding of how fricked the magical multiverse they’re apart of really is. The whole F&C side of the story felt simultaneously over-focused and underdeveloped.
Also the Ice Prince, Ice Queen irrelevance double cuckage killed me.
Yeah that type of loose ends being unaddressed rubbed me the wrong way. They hoped through multiple dimensions/worlds and essentially changed some of them significantly. We'll never know how the farm world Finn ended up, what happened to the vampire world PB and Marceline, and how the lich achieving his goal actually matters in the grand scheme of things. Considering the show was Simon centered, it be a great lesson for Simon to be the last of the characters remaining and him learning to come to terms with how Betty used her last wish to save him. It's too clean of an ending with practically no consequences for the events leading up to it.
It needed another episode, but it’s still ok. The only issue I have is that they just threw the other dimension people into Fionna’s world for no reason
As someone who liked it, I really wish they went for a more "bitter" than sweet approach. Another anon proposed his theory on ep 10 was going to be nonstop analog horror, back when the Lich Golb fusion was still in the realm of speculation. I wanted there to be more teeth to the consequences of the show. Maybe Simon only gets a glimpse of what happened to Fionna's world through one last distorted voicemail and he contemplates the cost of his journey through the void. Prismo's trapped in the cube forever in his hot-tub, forced to watch what his one selfish act wrought. No crossover characters come to save the day and live there for a happy ending.
Simon has to live with Fionna and Betty's last words to him as he tries to honor the latter's wishes.
I think that it was great. I want more AT like this.
it was rushed because the writers for the last 2 episodes wanted a "look at all the friend we actually made along the way" kind of ending but then forgot that most of the people they encountered were either killed or made more miserable
they couldve atleast also had candy queen! PB join in as someone they might have actually helped but i guess that just all flew over their heads
>Golbetty turns herself into the Catalyst Comet and strikes Earth to create the Finn reincarnations because she needs Shermy to exist eventually to give Simon the Casper and Nova book
That is the most wild descriptions i ever heard.
The Adventure Time réincarnation iceberg runs so deep
does that mean Simonna is ethical and even recommanded?
Yes, also Finnimo.
That's actually delightful. Thank you for sharing this.
>Fionna
does this imply that the dream was real?
>shared dream
>golbetty visions
yes
There a universe won’t there that’s a messed up Fionna world?
What’s this about a comet?
A guy on reddit theorizes that pic related says "comet"
Wait, if Betty is the catalyst comet, does that mean that half of her was reincarnated as Finn and the other half went with Martin?
Damn, Martin stole Betty.
Anybody else hate how much Betty hijacked this show? Like I prefer any character to her even this stupid toaster
Neptr isn't a stupid toaster, he's a microwave
>even this stupid toaster
Hypocrite
?feature=shared
You’re right though he’s a microwave my bad it’s been literal years.
It’s crazy to me how SimonxBetty hijacked not just the original finale but now the last third of F&C. I’m tired of it; those two can just frick off at this point
People said the samething about Morrowind lore in Skyrim forums to this day...Maybe they can't recognize based and greenpilled content.
I just wish Elder Scrolls would get good writers already. The writing has been so dumbed down I’ve the years
Frick you, Bretón Knight is cool.
>ywn uncover religious idiosyncrasies in your books on theology and the tribunal that eventually lead down to heretical truths involving the inception of your religion
>ywn be sent to the Ministry of Truth™ for "correction"
>ywn teleport in and out because you forgot to enchant israeliteelry with the soul of innocent orphans.
Emil Pagliarulo (a lead designer) once went on to say story doesn't matter to them because gamers only care about gameplay. Hence the AI-generated side-missions and lack of competent writing even in The Elder Scrolls 6: Starfield.
It was just a bearbros, our response??
>Betty makes Finn kill HW because he wasn't keeping Simon safe
HW is still alive, it's his fricking kid
>golbetty cosmic butterfly shenanigans
>We want the Kirby audience
Was she about to start full stripping here?
Autistic woman W, over a normie moment.
homosexual shit.
Why did idiots say that GolBetty was shrinking at the end? The Camera (simon's perspective) is moving backwards at rapid pace obviously.
Yikes
>It be like bat doe {3
Kek, how big of a log is he gonna use to imaple her?
an extra large log
I like it, but how would that work? I mean, he's a pure-hearted hero, she's an evil demon/vampire.
That’s most fanfiction
It’s called hate fricking.
How would Finn react when he found out that evil Marceline kills perhaps the only good version of Martin?
>common comic/anime trope
>"don't worry I'll cure her evil with my penis"
Many such cases.
Guys it’s ok he fixed her
Finn is buff and tall and has a lot of yellow hair....is he gonna trigger Star Marcy's daddy issues by reminding her of VK?
Well, people say that girls marry their fathers.
That why a lot of lesbians dads are pussies or c**ts.
Rape correction
I’m sure farm finn is fine and allowed them to leave for their safety and happiness
This guy is going to frick Fionna's cat
They made things weird.
The canon AT pet-play guy
he looks like the type of guy to do that
>a cat is fine too
>"It's okay, she consented"
>"she was the one seducing me"
>"she's magic, I only frick magical cats"
>"I'm not a zoophile, just a furry"
>Fionnaworld is saved thanks to Deus Ex Machina (Prismo managed to escape)
gay
It was mustly saved do to the other Deus Ex Machina (Betty)
Betty doesn't really count since Simon's Quest was to save (or at least reach) her
Prismo on the other hand could escape as soon as Scarab left, but he did nothing until the finale
oh no it's the boss
Hey thanks for the crabapples
What's his endgame
Can you even actually have sex with THE minerva?
Won't fricking the minervabots just the equivalent of phone sex with a fleshlight?
>not wanting to make Minerva cum so hard her whole bot network short-circuits
The question of real or not real is too small when you’re fricking a woman who takes care of a literal city of people. Think big.
no, I mean, can Minerva even FEEL simon?
she felt the Finn hug
Finn had to be in a VR set to do so.
Unless Minerva gave Simon an entire sex rig she ain't gonna feel anything
Simon doesn't need sex, he just needs a companion. Sex is temporary, companionship/love is eternal
simon needs a frick
he is still a fricking virgin ffs
Stop projecting yourself. There are hookers in his world.
Why are people saying there are no hetero couples when this one exists? Also this kid is Finn's son, his legit fricking kin. And he's going to pop babies in Fionna's world.
it be ok if I just forgot my siblings who cared about me?
Bro, this is never a fricking problem to anyone lmao.
I haven't seen my sister face to face in years. My cousin hasn't seen his brother face to face in a long ass while too from what he told me once. I spend years without seeing them too.
In big families like this this is the most normal thing. My uncles nd aunties went separated ways, some went to America, some went to France, to live their lives. I legit have never seen some of them.
why GOLBetty turned scarab into bugs instead of just killing him
why Fionna's original wish for a magical world was granted via Cake and crossovers, but Simon got nothing
why Prismo send Baby Finn, Jay, Peppermint Tank and the Tree Squirrel instead of someone actually strong, like Adult Finn from Ooo Prime
why Prismo knows about those who interacted with F&C
It doesn’t seem like Golb can kill things, just break them down into parts or change them.
See:
-Golb digesting Betty, Simon, Finn, and the crown
-Golb battle - beings are corrupted by Golb and become destructive but no one is killed by its direct action
-Lich - The Lich is not killed. His head is put into a Tetris block.
Simón got clarity on his past and Betty, and is able to move on now. Prismo doing that was moronic though
>scarab bugs
Golb has never been shown to kill anything. Only corrupt, change, or reduce the object it focuses on. Hence the Lich tetris block.
>Simon got nothing
His entire wish from ep2 onward was to see Betty again. He didn't care if he had to die for it. He was extremely desperate and felt like life had no meaning without her. In the end, he receives self-worth, closure with Betty, and is now happy in Ooo with a support network of friends and loved ones.
>Adult Finn from Ooo Prime
Still banging Huntress Wizard off-screen I'm afraid. Prismo didn't want to disrupt them.
>Prismo knows about those who interacted with F&C
Cosmic entity that uses a remote to rewind and watch universes like TV shows recorded on DVR. He can magically alter and copy them at will so it's not beyond his capabilities to track the universes F&C touched.
>Cosmic entity that uses a remote to rewind and watch universes like TV shows recorded on DVR. He can magically alter and copy them at will so it's not beyond his capabilities to track the universes F&C touched
>Fionna and Cake is in danger, better off bingwatch all their adventures before doing anything!
>Was stuck in a cube
without a remote to control his TV
why would he save Finn from his own monkey paw effect? He decided in interfere only when FarmLich tried to frick with the multiverse
Because he likes Jake. It's sort of been proven that Prismo plays favorites anon. If you're not someone he finds cool, your basically an NPC to him that he can erase at a whim.
I mean he sort of did that with Jake while Farmworld Finn was getting his shit kicked in and turned crazy. Prismo's too used to having all the time in the world to shitpost and do absolutely nothing.
Yes
>pic
somewhat canon considering that Pilot Jake tried to connect to the Internet with his own body
Wasted chance not seeing that universe
To answer your third question, Prismo only called people Fionna and Cake interacted with directly. They’re closed off remember. Not a lot of ties to pick from.
Alternate explanation I realized may be true:
>Scarab repeatedly calls Fionna and Cake an infection
>Says they’ve infected others across the multiverse
>Prismo calls in people who have had direct contact with F&C
Maybe it was a last minute quarantine on Prismo’s part?
I just assumed he wanted to keep the FNCverse as secret as possible since the legitimacy was still up in the air
Man I really want Shermy to go and tell Marcy about how he got possessed by a guy named Simon Petrikov, specially how he was desperately seeking the fricking crown.
Just one last heart attack on the way out.
Does he know Marcy?
they live in her house and she’s immortal. the old landlord presumably does drop in from time to time.
The worst thing this show could have possibly done was to continue and it shows. How the frick do people actually enjoy this shit?
my gripe w fionna n cake is the ending felt <spoiler>passive aggressive af. like betty lowkey resented simon for making her stay home? and she waited to tell him that AFTER he went insane, went back to normal, and she fused w golb??? also beth being like "i guess youre a kid so you dont get this stuff" was condescending af. oh yea suuuure betty was doing all the legwork. even tho Simon brought her into the ooo timeline and SHE WANTED THAT.
they STILL slept on marceline and simons relationship. we finally had a fricking chance to see marceline and simon have quality family time, but i guess dong lover sleepwalking thru his lines straight outta a fujoshi toilet was just THAT important.</spoiler>
frick me man, i used the wrong spoiler brackets
You're right, it should've been written by all male Japanese team but with a consultant well-read on world religion and esotericism.
Could get some kino shit here.
nah if it was all japanese men none of the waifus would be of age
>fionna and cake by kinoko nasu ft. buddhism
im not sure how it would turn out tbh
>fate/stay night author
I was thinking of someone different. But most normies on Cinemaphile find anything without gacha waifus and power scaling boring so w.e.
To clarify, I liked some of his original VNs but Fate under TYPE-MOON has turned into a relentless commercialized hell of waifu skins and mobile phone gaming.
Am I reaching to far as to say Astrid reminds me of Betty? She was Simon's biggest fanfic fan
That's fitting, now that Simon's learned how to deal with obsessive chicks in a healthy way
Any Astrid art?
Fionna and Cake comic is being storytimed here if anyone wants to read:
So it was always like this.
Cake's a moron don't listen to her
I know I said I would take greentext requests tomorrow but I'm feeling happy because I saw Simonna art. Send me your ideas and I'll write 3. I better see simon/fionna or I'll write it myself
checked
give me a greentext of BMO's tea party with the Lich
>"Hello Jerry, how are you today?"
>The artificial voice of BMO echoed throughout the tomb as he jumped down the large steps. Well, large for him but normal to a normal sized human
>The giant skeleton didn't move or acknowledge the little robot's presence
>BMO waddled closer towards the towering figure and set down the little picnic mat he carried under his arm
>Taking a seat on the cold sand, BMO placed a teapot and two tea cups on said mat
>"Would you care for some tea Jerry?"
>A green light came on inside the skeleton's eye. The seemingly dead figure's hand moved and picked the tiny (to him at least) cup with his thumb and index finger
>"Yes, please"
>BMO poured the liquid from the pot and into the Lich's cup, then to himself
>Picking up his own cup, BMO waited for the lich to take a sip
>The Lich moved his hand close to his jaw and opened it. With a single motion, the tea cup was tilted and the tea poured down into his 'mouth'
>"So, how is it?"
>"Quite good. You outdone yourself this time, child"
>BMO giggled before drinking from his own cup. Only for the tea to spill over his screen and casing
>"I put in a dash of lemon and love"
>The lich stared down at the little robot
>"You take pride in your craft. I can respect that"
>"Thank you! Say, Jerry. Do you have anything you're good at?"
>Silence washed over the tomb once more.
>"Yes... Yes I do."
>"Really? What is it?"
>"It would be pointless to tell for my talent is of no use anymore."
>"Aww. Well, I'm sure you could find a new talent. Maybe you are good at being a statue."
>"I suppose you are correct."
>BMO smiled up at the towering figure
>"Don't worry. I will help you find your new talent"
>The two sat in silence after that.
Give me BMO and the Lich starting their podcast after BMO discovers the Joe Rogan podcast.
"Hello, and welcome back to the BeMorE podcast. I am BMO, your host and with me is Jerry. Say hi Jerry"
>Silence
>"Haha. Jerry's a little shy. Now, let's begin. I have been hearing stories about Princess Bubblegum and that she's a israelite. I do not know what a israelite is. Do you, Jerry?"
>"She isn't a israelite, but she is a nascence"
>"Wow, such insight. Now, onto the next topic: Why can't finn get a girlfriend?"
>"Because the child's sights are set on the world first and himself second."
>"Really? I just thought he had terrible taste in women, but what do I know."
>Knock Knock Knock
>"BMO!? Are you talking to your own reflection again?!"
>"Oh, I apologize for that. That is Jake. Should we invite him?"
>"Yes."
>Jumping from the stool, BMO walked over to the door and jumped to grab the doorknob. It swung open
>"BMO, are you... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
>Jake screamed as he saw the Lich sitting inside their bathtub
>"Cease"
>Jake froze before being pulled by an invisible force towards the table inside the middle of the bathroom
>"Now, jake. What is your current opinion on the current candy and smile kingdom war? Do you think the Slime Superiors or the SS have a chance of winning?"
>Jake couldn't answer, he was frozen in fear and shock
>"Jake?"
>normal world instead of Jerryworld
kek, based
How about them longing for each other through phone calls & text? Maybe Prismo might be kind enough to let them visit each other.
>Simon looked at the phone in his hand, the screen showing Fionna's contact number
>Taking a deep breath, he pressed 'call'
>It rang for a few seconds before stopping
>"Simon?"
>"Fionna, hey. How are you?"
>"Oh, I'm doing great. Awesome actually. I hung out with Marshal and Garry today, planted some flowers with Hunter and even get to take care of baby Finn for a while. He's adorable"
>Simon could hear the smile on her beautiful face
>"How about you? Done anything cool in Ooo?"
>"Actually, yeah. Recently I've thought about travelling around Ooo. You know, visiting some kingdoms. Planning on visiting Wizard City again with the new flying bike I got."
>"Really? That sounds rad!"
>"Hehe. It sure is..."
>An awkward silence followed suit, only broken by the radio in Fionna's room coming to life as a song came on
>"I miss you, Simon..."
>Tears began to from in Fionna's eyes
>"I'm happy with my life. It's great, even if it's not perfect.... but... I just miss you."
>Simon let out a sigh, his hand going through his hair
>"Me too, Fionna. Even after all that mess with the crown, I'd STILL do it again, just to spend time with you. For better or worse."
>Simon could hear Fionna sniffle from the other end
>"Is it weird that I feel the same? Even with Scarab, it wasn't all bad. And hey, at least I learned something from the time we spent together... I just wish it wasn't cut short."
>Simon let out a weak chuckle
>"I do too... I do too..."
>"*sniff* S-Sorry. I gotta get going. Have plans with Ellis P. and Marshal. They've got a new performance they wanna show me."
>"Alright, Fionna. Stay safe. Bye."
>"Thanks, bye Simon."
>[Call Ended]
>Simon slumped on his bed. His head flooding with emotions. First Betty, now Fionna. Can't he just be happy for ONCE!?
>Groaning as he sat up, Simon went towards his front door, dropping his phone.
1/?
>"Hey, Simon. What a surprise!"
>"Hey Prismo. Hey Scrabby."
>"Hmph"
>"So, watchu here for?"
>"I wish to be able to travel between Ooo and Fionna's world"
>"What?"
>"Huh? SImon, are you sure? After all this biz with Scrabby - no offense - I thought you'd have enough world travel for one lifetime"
>"Yeah, well, people change and I decided that I don't want to sit around being depressed all day. I've already spent most my years feeling sorry for myself. It's time I stopped thinking about what was and live with what I got today!"
>The cube was quiet. That was until Scarab started clapping
>"Bravo."
>"Uuum. Alright, Simon. If that's your wish."
...
>Simon stood before Fionna's apartment door. Steeling himself, as he raised an arm, fingers closed into a fist
>"Here we go..."
>Knock Knock
>"Coming!"
>Simon waited a few seconds, then the door swung open. On the other end stood Fionna
>"SIMON!?!?"
>"Hey Fi-"
>His words were cut short as the shorter yet thicker girl threw herself at him, catching Simon by surprise. Arms wrapping around his torso
>"You're here! Oh, god, you're actually here!"
>Simon ruffled her blonde hair
>"Hehe, that I am. That I am, Fionna"
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I might wrote more. Hell, I might take what I got here and expand upon it then post it on my ao3.
>I might wrote more. Hell, I might take what I got here and expand upon it then post it on my ao3
I would love to see this continued. any chance you can leave a link here without Scarab losing his shit?
Trust me, Once I actually get the idea I'll put pen to digital paper and write it. For now, I'll copy the greentext into a rentry and give you that as a link.
https://rentry.org/m9x2r
And I do hope I come up with something. I hate leaving a story unfinished.
>And I do hope I come up with something. I hate leaving a story unfinished.
Thanks! I like the cut of your jib. I can relate on that struggle, I myself don't like reading unfinished fictions but I still do a guilty pleasure. That pain when you read a good fic but hasn't but updated since 2009
It's more for me because the story is mine and I don't update because of either a) life, b) lack of inspiration/ideas or c) disinterest.
I'll try and make this greentext into a full story but don't expect more than a one-shot.
And if you or other anons got ideas then I'll gladly hear them out. Anything to inspire me.
Same.
Alright, thanks for the requests. I enjoyed them. Gonna leave rentry links below if this thread gets axed or anyone wants to view the archive for them.
Simon/Fionna
https://rentry.org/m9x2r
Sweet P. Vs Golb-Lich
https://rentry.org/wbo82
The BMO experience
https://rentry.org/deo8t
Tea party with Jerry
https://rentry.org/8aoai
>And if you or other anons got ideas then I'll gladly hear them out. Anything to inspire me.
I have another one, sounds dramatic but how about Betty visiting Fionna's dreams asking her a request to watch over Simon , and to make him happy
Frick it, guess I'll do another one.
>Fionna laughed as she rode on Cake's back, with a dragon chasing after them. Pulling out Angel's blood, the young heroine lept across the sky and impaled the sword into the dragon's back
>It roared in pain and thrashed around. However Fionna was stronger, climbing from the dragon's back and onto its head
>Raising her sword into the air before bringing it down onto the fly beast's head
>A spray of blood exploded from the puncture point as the dragon began to slowly die off
>Now dead, Fionna raised her sword into the air as the dead beast crashed onto the grass and trees below
>"Haha yeah!"
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>She heard clapping behind her. Turning around, she expected cake or even Marshal Lee but
>"Hello Fionna."
>"Betty?"
>Before her stood Simon's old love. She was smiling at her
>"Quite the performance. You really are just a female version of Finn"
>"Betty, what are you doing here? Am I subconsciously dreaming of you because of Simon?"
>Betty chuckled
>"Not exactly, I just wanted to tell you something. But let's move onto a quieter place."
>The world turned black and Fionna saw she was in a black void. A chair appeared behind her, as she looked back, she saw Betty sitting in the same chair
>"Sit down, Fionna"
>Doing so, Fionna was uncomfortable to say the least
>"So... why did you want to talk with me?"
>"I just wanted to thank you"
>"Thank me?"
>"Yeah. After I became infused with GOLB, Simon wasn't in the best of places. When you came into his life, it seemed to make it better. So, thank you"
>Fionna rubbed her arm, smiling
>"After watching how much you two care for each other, I wanted to ask a favor Fionna"
>"Oh? What is it?"
>Betty's smile never fell as a her eyes glazed over with wetness
>"Watch over Simon for me"
>Fionna's eyes shot open before jolting from her bed. Rubbing her eyes, she looked around her room and saw everything in its place
>"Was it all just in my head...?"
>Turning her gaze to the spot next to her, she saw Simon, sleeping peacefully
>A smile spread across her lips before leaning back into her soft mattress
>Fionna placed her and into Simon's as her eyes closed
>"Sweet dreams, Simon. Love you..."
>She let out before drifting back to sleep
Alright, I'm pretty tired. Probably gonna head to bed soon.
Almost forgot the rentry backup
https://rentry.org/7n5gh
I enjoyed your generosity, thank you
That part where Betty holds her tears with a smile hits me where it hurts and Fionna being uncomfortable was Betty flexing lol but I get why she was, cuz Golbetty is a force of nature
You're welcome. Come back tomorrow because I'm still going to take requests on saturday.
Hell yeah! Looking forward to it , you made my day
No problem, I enjoyed writing it.
Simonna was adorable, thank you anon
Give me some Minerva and Simon texts. Not even romantic, just two of them interacting.
Finn and Marcy doing picrel?
Sweet P from every universe coming out of the woodwork to fight a Golb infused Lich.
>The Lich had done it. He could now continue his work. His purpose to extinguish every light in the multiverse. Now that GOLB was close
>"Golb. The embodiment of chaos. I am your humble scholar. One that learned everything you had to teach the world.... but now, it seems the student shall rise above its master"
>Those were the words that started Hell. The Lich had used all the power he had and broke his body down into his most primordial form. The comet.
>After GOLB was stuck by the Lich's essence, he slowly began to change. Skin or rather, the exterior darkened to a gray black. Horns started to form the head, spiraling upwards. Limbs becoming a sickly green as they glowed with the flames of extinction.
>"NOW THE CHAINS OF THE UNIVERSE NO LONGER HOLD ME. I AM FREE TO EXTINGUISH EVERY LIGHT IN THE MULTIVERSE"
>And so he did. One by one, worlds fell to death and darkness.
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>"Skeleton"
>A portal had opened... no. Many portals have opened. Each one execrating another warrior. One that seemed familiar.
>"HELLO BROTHERS. COME TO JOIN ME IN ERADICATING ALL LIFE?"
>The literal army of Sweet P's shook their heads collectively.
>"We are here to stop you, brother!"
>Said the first Sweet P, the leader. Grasping at this Night Sword, Sweet P grit his teeth as he yelled.
>"CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
>With that. A battle broke out. Golich used all the tricks he had, from surrounding himself with death flames, the miasma of death and even summoning giant undead skeletons to aid him.
>"Do it now!"
>Yelled their leader to Nightosphere Sweet P. as the pale demon/lich hybrid tried to suck the soul from Golich
>"POINTLESS"
>And it was. No souls could be found or taken away
>"Damn it!"
>"The monster keeps healing brothers! We must strike at once!"
>Everyone gathered and readied their weapons. A swift and powerful strike right at Golich's face
>When the lights died down, the Golich was unmoved
>"WEAK"
>Strike after strike, hour after hour, death after more death. Soon, only Sweet P and the Golich remained
>"ACCEPT YOUR FACE OR JOIN ME. WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME"
>"I... am not.... a god... of ruin..."
>"THEN YOU DIE MORTAL WITHOUT PURPOSE"
>Green flames consumed Sweet P.'s vision. As the flames died down, so did the light of his soul
Now that this multiverse shit is opened up, I can totally see adult Sweet Pea deciding it’s his responsibility to track down the Lich hands and erase him from the universe.
=)
The face of a man whose about to plow some Finnish snowfields. Why are all HW variants so horny?
That's the way of nature, breed the bunny
Winter King did nothing wrong.
>well functioning adult
>ruled over a beautiful kingdom with loyal subjects, including a Marceline memorabilia
>passed on his madness to PB which only made her better
>was immediately willing to help out a fellow Simon and his friends on their quest
Really, the only "bad" thing he did was dismiss his own Betty's existence like it was nothing, but as it turns out, the show suggests that Simon should've been working towards that all this time, with Betty herself laying that down for him in the final sequence. Winter King really was the ideal Simon.
>including a Marceline memorabilia
What's the implication of the e-girl Marcy being fake, but the bass being real?
Maybe Marcy tried to fight him/destroy the crown with it
I don’t know if I’m totally on board with her being dead in this timeline, maybe he just froze her
>traumatized by either freezing or killing Marcy after he turns against him, his psyche whips up a little Marcy from his happy memories of her like a woman who miscarried carries around a doll
It sounds like it would be a situation like the one told in Ketchup.
PB was going gum nuts preceding Elements, and Marcy went to save her by going after the ice person in the ice kingdom that was causing it. She kind of just aggressively played her bass at Patience.
She definitely wouldn’t try to slay Simon, but she’d be there with her bass axe trying to stop him. Winter King would subdue her one way or another, and be left with the bass.
From CAWM:
> Even back when we weren't talking, I was so afraid something bad would happen to you, and I wouldn't be there to protect you.
Marcy would definitely want to save her even back when she was pissed at her.
But it’s not just a case of wanting to save her ex she still has feelings for, it’s a case of Simon becoming someone who would do a thing like that. It’s barely Simon. He’s even worse than Ice King because he knows what he’s doing. She wouldn’t be able to bear that.
A vampire met down would be entertaining.
Dunno, considering that I think she originally got the axe bass after Simon went fully insane and left her. Probably ended up playing out like how
described it.
Yeah, Hunson left the axe with her sometime after she was on her own in her little shack
>Marcy trying to fight the Winter King
I can only assume it ended terribly
What's going on here?
Ah yes, the unspecified accident: leading cause of fanfic mortality
>Really, the only "bad" thing he did was dismiss his own Betty's existence like it was nothing, but as it turns out, the show suggests that Simon should've been working towards that all this time, with Betty herself laying that down for him in the final sequence. Winter King really was the ideal Simon.
Holy shit you're right. Winter King chads fricking won.
Assemble a 4 man team. For whatever purpose
Old man Finn
Fern
Flynn
Finn Sword
>for whatever purpose
Prime Finn
Flame Finn
Flynn
Fern
My only complaint is that we needed more Ice Queen
She should've been the main antagonist.
UUOOOOHH!!!
My poor Ice Queen….
Season 2 is gonna be entirely about her getting stuck in Ooo and being dragged around to crazy adventures with Finn. Mark my words, it'll happen.
any chance of seeing more Finn is a win in my book
You know, now that I think about it, why didn't Simon immediately seek out Finn's help with this entire show? Someone of Finn's abilities would have been a constant help in literally every problem they find themselves in. Granted, Finn and Jerry would have absolutely fricking THROWN DOWN in e9 but I see that as a good thing.
Simon literally had 0 way of contacting Finn, the only two Finns he met was farmboy who rejected helping them and a literal toddler.
Prismo on the other hand had no excuse being moronic and not sending someone like Finn.
Simon was too far on that suicidal martyr path to bother Finn or anyone of use.
Finn could solo every encounter in this miniseries. If PB and Marcy stopped being gay for five seconds and tagged along with Simon too, pretty sure the four of them could've outright punched Betty out of Golb.
how would YOU have it go, anon. I'm curious. get autistic
>Interested by the idea of different universes existing, especially ones that have magic, ice queen becomes obsessed with visiting one of them and figuring out a way to become magic herself.
>Prismo's glitching from the end of season 1 is thinning the veil between universes and she falls through of the cracks, ending up in a random universe where she gets attacked and chased down by a monster or something.
>The chase leads to another crack that drops her and the monster into Ooo where the monster is fought and killed by Finn.
>He decides to take her to the human colony but its going to be a long trek from their current location.
>Majority of the series is focused on the journey through Ooo as she learns about Ooo and Finn's journeys while simultaniously having crazy adventures with Finn.
>Ice queen eventually learns about the ice crown, the ice kingdom and how the lack of an ice king is causing the whole kingdom to slowly melt away, disturbing the entire region with floods.
>PB has a plan to use the ice thing to manifest ice magic to freeze the kingdom back up but ice thing ran away hence why Finn is currently on the other side of Ooo.
>Prismo's glitch gets worse and more creatures and people begin falling into different worlds.
>Ice queen decides to help Finn out with Ice thing, rationalizing that by helping him out she could be rewarded with ice magic.
>Confrontation with Ice thing happens but is interrupted by some interdimentional monster that puts Finn on the rope and smashes Ice thing around, popping out one of it's eyes.
>Using her ice cream cap she makes a makeshift paper crown and wedges the gem into it, transforming her into the actual ice queen, using the power to help Finn defeat the monster.
>They return to the candy kingdom where Ice queen decides to stay there as the next ice ruler, the single gem giving her power without the madness and immortality.
Im not exactly a good writer but i think this could be a good framwork to build off.
Not the anon but i kinda dig this idea, it is a bit bare bone and generic but the foundation is solid enough to make something cool with it. I do like the focus on adventure, this series really lacks that
>I do like the focus on adventure, this series really lacks that
I seriously want to know what you guys consider "adventure".
Anyone seen Slime Prince and Ice elemental? Curious if they got included
It kind of blows my mind how many people are like, "you can't escape your family/you'll always be stuck with family/you shouldn't abandon family." Frick that noise, I just moved across the country, changed my number, email and deleted my socials. I haven't heard from my family in months and I've never been happier. Those farmworld kids got the right idea.
My problem is how the moral has Fionna accept her normie world, but they also have Jay and Lil Destiny leave Farmworld, specially since Jay has a bunch of younger siblings who could use his help, and that's without ignoring the possibility that his father may be dead.
Like, I'm fine with leaving your family, but I feel like Jay is a bit young for that and the circumstances aren't ideal.
Your dad isn’t Finn and your siblings are probably shit. We’re talking about people we love. It would at least be a conflicting decision.
Which is why Finn is probably alive and gave him his blessing.
Fionna's world is now a refuge for multiverse rejects and hoppeds
Simon on a date with Fionna trying to restrain himself https://youtu.be/UxYkB3BE5HE?feature=shared
1,000 years with no pussy makes a man do incredible things.
The final few episodes are very muddy and conflicting in terms of themes and messages.
It tries to make "dying as yourself" a big thing, paralleling Simon's desire to not be Ice King again, but that falls flat because the coffee shop versions AREN'T themselves. They're warped mundane reflections of their original selves - which makes staying this way completely opposite to the explicitly stated theme.
It also pulls this "Simon never sacrificed for Betty" thing out of nowhere and that doesn't seem to have much to do with anything else in the whole series - and then that's extrapolated to Simon saying he deserves to be himself? How are these themes connected? Shouldn't the vision have been about accepting Betty's sacrifice rather than implying he should make one himself (which in this case would mean putting on the crown)
The resolution was also nonsensical. Simon vomits up Fionna's universe and then... puts it inside itself? And then it gets split up inside itself and merges with itself? That was some serious "I don't know how to resolve this plot and I have 3 pages left" shit
yeah. bad writing. objectively bad writing
they had a lot of potential with the pieces they were given and then they did frick all with it
>a big thing, paralleling Simon's desire to not be Ice King again, but that falls flat because the coffee shop versions AREN'T themselves. They're warped mundane reflections of their original selves
Thing is, their world had been reset for a long time now. Everyone who died in Fionna's world are reborn and got a second chance at life including Simone. Simone literally died in their world but became alive again. It's their new reincarnations.
That's a nice thought, but it's not actually part of the show. The show even goes out of its way to display how the warped versions crave their old existence like Gumball's candy people. Cake even says out loud that the magic version is who she really is.
The conflict was set up as Fionnaworld's safety and happiness vs Simon's sanity. Turning over the board at the last second is a poor resolution and thematically inconsistent
It's literally only Cake who cares about this which is out of character of Jake who embraces his death
>Headcanon and "nuh-uh"
Cool, thanks
Do you have anything of value to contribute to the confused themes and messaging of the final episodes or are you just interested in saying I'm wrong and nothing else
>Decides to strawmans due to not having valid counterarguments
Okay. Then don't spout your moronic headcanon to everyone here if you don't want to discuss Cake does not represent the entirety of Aaa
Nah, this is young Cake, young Jake would've demanded to be magic, he was a crime boss at Cake's age.
>Cake not wanting to be a human intelligence trapped in a mute and weak body is out of character
I know I'm talking to idiots and children but some of the shit you people say is baffling.
Okay, but everyone else aren't animals. They don't have her same issues. They have their own lives. They. Do. Not. Have. The. Same. Issues
They clearly do, anon even gave a clear example with Gumball's obsession with creating his candy people.
Which is all also irrelevant to the point that "you should die as yourself" would entail changing back to normal and not staying un-magic.
If you're the person with the reincarnation headcanon you need to understand the difference between your over-thought interpret and the actual text.
Your statement has zero contradictions to what I just said. It proves that only Cake cares about this. There are 3 more citizens who wishes they stay how they are
>ESL
now the replies focusing on pointless details and headcanon while completely missing the point makes perfect sense
>"Simon never sacrificed for Betty" thing out of nowhere
%3D
Did you not pay attention to ANYTHING going on with Betty in the original show???
Anon not only does that clip not say Simon "never sacrificed for Betty," it's also totally fricking irrelevant to my post whether he did or not because the takeaway for the character is "don't sacrifice yourself for Fionna"
Get some reading comprehension.
You genuinely have no media literacy if you can’t connect Betty throwing herself away for Simon with Simon constantly dragging her along and not letting her breath
>Simon vomits up Fionna's universe and then... puts it inside itself?
Wait, if her universe was no longer in his head how did he put it in itself? Shouldn't he have lost all connection to it?
Can he still put shit in her universe?
Can people still come out?
>that falls flat because the coffee shop versions AREN'T themselves
yes they are. Their original selves don't exist anymore.
>and then that's extrapolated to Simon saying he deserves to be himself?
Simon regrets that Betty sacrificed so much for him, which helps him realise that he should value himself more.
>Yes they are. Their original selves don't exist anymore.
Headcanon explicitly contradicted by the show. Cake was fully sapient with language skills and trapped in a normal cat body.
>It was about self-care!
See
Cake got fricked over, but the other dudes like Gary, Marshall, and Fionna explicitly state they want to keep their world as it is.
>Three altered people that literally can't know what was taken from them said it was ok
They're incapable of giving informed consent and even if they were it's irrelevant to any point being made. They're not new versions that were never part of Aaaaa, they're de-magicked corruptions.
Besides Fionna being miserable and Cake having no mouth but must scream you can see the longing for the original world in things like Gumball's candy people.
Which, again, is entirely besides the point.
They are not themselves. Dying as themselves entails going back to normal.
Yeah genuinely Fionna was wrong.
I mean, they COULD have made a big deal about how everyone is happy in coffee verse and had an existential discussion about what it means to be yourself, establishing that putting on the crown would actually kill the coffee world and not save it.
But they didn't.
They spent 8 episodes saying the exact opposite of that.
>They're incapable of giving informed consent
Yes they are? They've changed from what they were, and they want to stay that way. The old versions would've chosen that too, but two wrongs don't make a right.
>jake is still alive in farmworld
Seems weird
Lynn the Person >>> Fionna
No ice queen no watch
Simon carried this show hard, everything else is just boring
Soo did the writers forget that a world where Simon doesn't get the crown is a fricked up world ruled by vampires?
There's alot of small things that add up which really sour the finale for me
>plot is driven at times by characters making stupid contrived decisions (fionna opening the tank, Ellis P freeing scarab)
>Fionna's whole universe is just the downtown part of a city
>what convinces Fionna that their world is already good despite loathing her life before was that her friends have a gay romance for each other now (wasn't even done that good)
>Marshall should have at least finished his song for an iconic final battle track
>Giantess fionna is someone's fetish that they put in
>There is no coming together of the Finns for the finale, OG Finn never meets Fiona, baby finn never becomes a cool vampire hunter, and Farmworld Finn is never shown to be alright
>instead we get regular baby finn and just lil destiny and Finn's son, who don't do anything useful either, cheapening the message of choosing to stay as a normal world, but not giving the other residents a choice besides her friends on how they want to be, but Cake is still around, and so are crossovers too for some reason
and finally:
>Simon talks it out with therapy instead of Finn and Marcy who aren't shown again despite the fact that they're his friends and should be willing to help him
absolute dogshit ending
Yeah honestly the most fricked up thing that happened in the entire finale was Simon going to therapy instead of finally telling Marceline about what he's been going through.
Telling your daughter you were basically suicidal with grief and depression to the point of doing something reckless and dangerous is not something many people feel in a rush to do. Especially when what was once the only source of your happiness was her happiness, and you have trauma around making her unhappy because of your mental issues.
Finn means well, but there was half an episode dedicated to the point that his therapeutic advice is totally unsuitable for Simon, and attempting to relate to him will just cause more labors.
A large part of the purpose of a therapist is being able to unload on someone who’s an objective third party. You won’t cause them to worry which will make you feel worse, and they won’t try to insistently help in ways that don’t work for you but you don’t have the heart not to try.
Sometimes talking your loved ones about your problems does not make you feel better. In fact it often makes it worse. Because they’re all things that are close to you. It feels like you’re spreading the mold to the unspoiled apples in your heart.
Marcy still deserves to know and Simon should spend time with people who care about him. But let the man rest, give him time. He needs peace and reflection. Making a splash amongst his family and being made to worry about how he’s making them worry is not the way to achieve that yet. They’ll talk when he’s ready.
Also, you guys are kind of overestimating his relationship with Finn. They’re buds with a bizarre history but he genuinely has a more meaningful relationship with Fionna now.
Dude has a weakness for girls who look up to him.
maybe, he doesn't have to completely trauma dump on them, but he should at least let them know how he's doing, my biggest issue is mainly that they're just never seen again after he tries to talk to them in the first episode
Sometimes a thread catches and unravels the sweater. You may just hint that you’ve been in the shits, but they’ll see it’s deeper than that and either attempt to pry you open or remain in silent worry, once again defeating the purpose of you trying to gain inner peace.
The second episode’s purpose was to show that despite caring about him, Marcy and Finn couldn’t help him.
Again, give him time. It takes strength to let people in without anyone getting hurt and he needs to regain his strength. He wants to be a museum, not a ruin.
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Kino.
Please don't say that word.
Why do people care so much about this show? AT pissed people off into dropping it multiple times, you'd think they'd stop watching.
Cause it’s kino.
if only someone did their job
whoever decided to have fionna walking around in a bra and booty shorts deserves a raise
That's a lot of threads
Too bad some of the bottom post threads got archived before hitting at 500.
>show literally says that neither Betty or Simon are bad people and Cinemaphile for some reason gaslights itself into believing the opposite
It’s all such wishy-washy nonsense. At first they tell us that Simon was wrong for not realizing Betty was sacrificing herself, but then Betty (Golbetty?) goes, “Don’t blame yourself, I have no regrets.” They want to have their cake and eat it too.
It's worse than that
The show makes it out as though Simon was at fault for not sacrificing anything for Betty which would imply he needs to put others first which would mean putting on the crown
But the takeaway for the character is that he should be more selfish and not sacrifice for Fionna
It's very confused writing, the whole bit with the CYOA novel and Golbetty seemingly has no relevance to the rest of the plot and doesn't really resolve anything. It feels tacked on.
Yeah, suddenly making the whole thing about Betty in the last three episodes seems like a weird swerve. Like, I get that Betty is super-important to Simon, but if you go back and watch episode 2 it wasn’t just about him missing Betty, that was just part of his depression. And the problem is that it has basically no connection to the Fionna side of the plot.
Just as a counterfactual, imagine if instead Simon goes to a universe to meet Ice King (heck, Golbetty could have just done this instead of astral projecting him into Shermy). There he is able to reconcile with his past self and also accept who he is now. This would call back to the beginning better and also complements with Fionna’s arc better.
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>Yeah, suddenly making the whole thing about Betty in the last three episodes
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST! THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW KICK-OFF PRECISELY BECAUSE SIMON IS TRYING TO REACH BETTY. HOW OBLIVIOUS CAN YOU BE?
>reach betty
he was depressed because he was the only 20th century person in all of Ooo
And using Chose Goose to make a magical ritual to reach Betty.
>But if so many people is arguing about it either most of the audience is too moronic to get it or writers weren’t good enough at sending their message
No, when the literal interpretation is the correct one, you blame the audience for not getting it.
Well yes he tries to reach Betty at the end of the episode, but the main theme of the episode is that he doesn’t feel at home in the magical world as a normal person. People keep thinking of him as Ice King and he resents that, and that’s also the reason he resents Fionna and Cake. I kinda got the sense that he tried to reach Betty because he thought there was nothing else worthwhile in life.
Simon doesn’t really need to reconcile with Betty; she herself confirms this when she says she has no regrets. He needs to reconcile himself with his past self as Ice King.
I have to assume the person you're talking to isn't really understanding your posts. They're just imagining you're complaining about feminism or something. The larger points about thematic clarity and cohesion are just being completely ignored.
They're probably ESL.
>but the main theme of the episode is that he doesn’t feel at home in the magical world as a normal person
It doen't help but the ritual make it 100% clear that the main reason he is feeling down is that he miss Betty. Denying make no sense.
I make zero mention of feminism
> The larger points about thematic clarity and cohesion are just being completely ignored.
It's not, it's just completely stupid to complain the ending involve Betty so much when Betty is the reason the whole thing is kickstarted.
>it's just completely stupid to complain the ending involve Betty so much
That's not the complaint.
You didn't understand the posts you replied to.
>It’s all such wishy-washy nonsense.
No it's not, the show says both of them made mistakes that contributed to their current situation. Betty acknowledged they could've made different ones, but they didn't, and she's choosing to not regret her choices and she feels her time with Simon was ultimately worth it. At no point does the writing point a finger in Simon's face and say, "this is all your fault, you toxic man #metoo". You guys are taking Simon learning a hard but important lesson and reducing it down to: something sad happens to this male character, therefore the writers have a bias against men
Simon didn't learn shit, he does the opposite of what he would have done if he'd learned something from the vision.
Nothing involving the CYOA novel or Betty in the finale had any relevance to the rest of the show.
It was poorly written and thematically confused.
If they were trying to send a message about self-care they failed miserably.
How dense can you all be?
This is why actually mature relationships aren't written in show.
they both recognize their fault. Simon for realizing he should have paid more attention to Betty's wants and Betty admit that she should have made an effort to not always follow Simon and put a foot down from time to time.
they both recognize their responsibility and don't put the blame on the other, and they also recognize that,while imperfect, it was still something worth living.
It's mature and make a point to not make it one-sided. Few relationship are written like that, because it always try to make someone at fault and the other the victim. Instead we get a realistic, imperfect relationship where no one try to play the blame-game. Almost no show write a relationship like that.
Are you even reading what you're replying to?
Nothing you said is relevant. None of it.
Please be patient, they are ESL
>Nothing you said is relevant
It's completely relevant, it's about the relationship of Betty and Simon and the way they part an talk about it.
but was Simon truly bad because of Betty's worship over him? She knew about him before he even met her and yet he's to blame for Betty's current state? It felt like Betty didn't even care about that petroglyph shit but now we're expected to believe Simon stopped her from fulfilling her real dreams.
The show itself is iffy on whether Simon is "at fault" because Betty does try to say neither of them were "wrong," but all the context around that line (her trapping his mind in the future, the storybook) is made to make Simon out to be at fault for carelessness. That's one reason people are calling it confused.
Another is that regardless of whether the message was "Simon you needed to sacrifice more" or "We all make mistakes," neither is an epiphany relevant to the choice to not put on the crown.
I suspect they were trying to convey a message about self-care, that Betty should have valued herself more in their relationship and Simon should likewise value himself over Fionna's entire universe, but if that's the case that's both a shitty message and one poorly conveyed.
>I suspect they were trying to convey a message about self-care, that Betty should have valued herself more in their relationship
One of the frustrating things about all this is it’s EXACTLY what they were doing back in Temple of Mars, only to make Betty go “Haha, nope!” at the last second
That should've been the moment she gave up, but she was too far gone.
I like the ending and i understand it’s themes and most of the decisions taken, except for keeping the farm people and baby finn in fionna’s universe
But if so many people is arguing about it either most of the audience is too moronic to get it or writers weren’t good enough at sending their message
I swear this was purposely drawn bad.
>Adventure Time has pretty simple artstyle that’s easy to replicate
>try in your own “realistic” style complete with goblin noses
Just why?
if feels evil and fricked up which fits with the ship cause its and evil and fricked up ship
That’s been a pretty common thing like the last 13 years, where have you been?
I know it’s common thing but I can complain about it no?
What else are you suppose to do on Cinemaphile?
>Simon didn't become a god to stay with Golbetty forever
Pure weaksauce
My feels hurt.
Simon is too good for Betty. Once he gets over her for good he'll have plenty of superior women to choose from.
>Simon is too good for Betty. Once he gets over her for good he'll have plenty of superior women to choose from.
>Things that'll never happen
>"You were everything....."
I still feel really bad for them. Wish they could get a second chance. The two weirdos got a second chance ffs.
When you’re an immortal in Ooo, do-overs are a plenty.
>did the destiny gang kill my son
No, but your arch-enemy’s daughter is draining his balls
*stares at you*
how do two shadow people frick?
any jay porn yet
Not yet LD.
Like
>Simon is tortured with the fact he makes little Marcy frown when he puts on the crown
>after many long years he’s back, and that makes her happy
>now he basically had an entire arc about wanting to put on the crown again
In the second ep:
>”I made a little girl cry today”
>His little girl, laughing and having fun: “CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?”
>….
I mean, the whole point is that he doesn't want to bother Marcy with his problems when she's so happy with PB, he LITERALLY tells this to Finn.
Maybe so, but given that it was part of why Simon went on this journey (his friends were either unequipped or unavailable to help him through his most recent bout of sadbrains), you'd think there at least be some explicit callback that shows him comfortably bringing up his deal to Marcy and Finn. They've been friends for years, it isn't something you just keep from them forever, since it'll eventually bother them too.
Oh absolutely, I was actually hoping/expecting to see that in the obligatory ending montage along with checking on the universes they left behind, but I guess getting therapy from Minerva is fine too.
H-hot
Delicious
my brain is starving for finn x marcy content
It just occurred to me, Fern can work as a gender neutral name, and it could even be a nickname for Fernanda.
This show would've been more enjoyable if it was just Simon going deeper and deeper into the Rabbit hole of fanfics
I wonder how many people are going to seethe when they reveal that Finn's son is transgender.
If you can't see the hints than you're blind as a bat.
Author confirmation is nothing compared to the powers of delusion and denial, and I happen to be a master of both.
What hints?
Trannies think that his undershirt is a binder.
>troony
>is a post-post-apocalypse world
thanks for reminds me that writers are moronic
*in a
even reddit doesn't like this ending
Trans people always existed. It's in Chinese ancient literature. It's in Indian cukture. It didn't just appeared when Internet happened. They will exist after the Internet is gone
Actually that makes it better for me since stuff like that is more forgiveable for women.
maybe someday we will have an uncontroversial ending
Together again
Is there actually any controversy outside Cinemaphile?
Yes. A lot of people on the subreddit didn’t like the ending, and that place is usually a total lovefest
Yep it's pretty mixed all around the internet
Someone post the Bettycel meltdown
Bettycel meltdown? Goddamn what have I missed in just a day
FOUND IT
based but it wasnt simon's fault it was the writers who worked on the show
Yep, even on twitter. It just didn't feel like an ending
If only Simon just talked to Marcy and Finn once in the final episode, that one small thing would have a lot more weight than him talking to Minerva
Finn is for molesting and sharing all around ooo
Was Simon retconned into being a bad husband?
He never seemed that way to me, and he wasn't that bad anyway.
Not exactly, but they did sorta retcon their relationship as flawed
bro Betty was always insane and kind of an ass.
She also treats everyone that isn’t Simon kind of like shit and clearly just as accessories to her quest for Simon. Like in Elemental where she just keeps referring to Finn and Jake as Dog and Boy.
Or how in the temple of mars episode, after understanding that she was an obsessive psycho, decides to not only double down but also try and pull King Man back into the mud by telling him she can get margles back, which I doubt was ever part of her plan in come along with me
Simon was never a bad husband, he was never even a husband. How many times does the show have to say to your face "Simon literally did nothing wrong, it just would've been nice if he thought about Betty's perspective a bit more"
their relationship was flawed in AT too, unless you thought Betty was totally romantic for betraying Finn and potentially dooming Ooo to the elementals just to go back in time because she can't cope with Simon being IK
i like how the entire reason why simon became the ice king in the first place was because he randomly found the magic crown by buying it off a norwegian dockworker, which has absolutely nothing to do with his search with betty for the enchiridion
Betty REALLY wanted to look at those glyphs. (Even though it never would have impacted anything in the long run unless she died on the way.)
Damn Norwegians. Always finding and selling powerful mind bending artifacts.
I dunno, I still want to see more of Finn.
We should have gotten a Finn/Marcy reunion for Simon in this shot.
so why is Ice Thing feral in the future?
its clearly not because he had a gym stolen cause if you look at its already gone in simons time
Gibbon probably experimented on him or something.
maybe when turtle princess died
It’s all because of that b***h Gibbon
how did Charlie let her son become such a dick
>Single mom
>Autistic
>Not responsible
The Gem fell out and was used as the gem on Turtle princess’ wedding ring in the come along with me ending montage.
We see TP is dead though in ooo 1000, so maybe gibbon stole it from her and now Ice Things got a problem with the pup kingdom
"Simon, you did NOTHING wrong. BUT have this heavy handed CYOA where it basically says that you're the reason why we got the bad ending. You should have considered my feelings (even though relationships are two ways and I did nothing to try and work with you about it until I became a chaos demon). You were an experience, nerd."
Reminder that Fern raped Finn
The message of Fionna and Cake was "Betty was a psycho, and she moved on, so Simon should stop wasting his time."
I remember when everyone considered Betty a bad character.
When did people start liking her?
They fixed her character by turning what was an inconsistent characterization into Simon being an unreliable narrator and kind of and Betty being clinically crazy and obsessed with Simon.
>Betty ascends
>Martin ascends
>Ampersand ascends
Bro why do the psychos get the NG+ experience
It’s not actually a reward, instead of experiencing all there is to enjoy in life they just become extra dimensional jannies and fan fic writers
That's basically it. Betty doomed herself and is never coming back but Simon can still turn his life around and live on without her.
I hope we get a series about Beth and Shermy going to the past to fix the bad future.
would just want normal adventures in their time
Stop pretending like anyone wants watch anything involving that disgusting rat and that digusting dog.
They should just skip to the next life of Finn where he's a humanoid again.
Ok, we should get a series about Finn and Simon preventing the bad future to save Gibbon.
>Stop pretending like anyone wants watch anything involving that disgusting rat and that digusting dog.
Look, I agree they're boring and inferior copies of the Finn & Jake dynamic but I don't think they're disgusting (although Beth's stomach thing freaks me out for some reason and Shermy's lip bothers me). If they make it into a show, it would just be an inferior Adventure Time
what about all the other magical animals that are forever stuck as normal animals in fionnas world
I’m sorry none of them were as cool as Cake
Choose Goose isnt making it past thanksgiving...
Good
>Meanwhile, Finn in e3
I get that he's grieving over Jake but will he move on?
>Jake: Aw, come on. You still had plenty of other things to live for, right?
>Finn: Yeah. But deep down, I just kept waiting for the day I'd finally see you again
That's extremely unhealthy. If fricking Ice King can go from thousand year old crazy man to a relatively sane normal man than why does Finn seem to get worse every time he is shown on screen nowadays?
Because Finn is the prototypical Millenial man, and Millenial men are, generally speaking, not okay by any metric and keep getting worse.
>Shorter than boomers and zoomers
>fatter than boomers and zoomers
>less educated than zoomers
>make less than boomers
Yeah these guys just keep getting worse, it's legit sad.
Heavy childhood trauma he never learned to cope with and was emotionally stunted by.
Relatable.
The many drawbacks of being a simple dude
Did this show produce any tumblr sexymen?
Thought it was gonna be Scarab but he seems like a b***h the more you watch
Farmworld Finn, but he's probably too manly. Alternatively, grey streak Simon.
Winter King
also Simon could technically be called a sexyman.
The idea that anyone could find regularass Simon sexy is baffling
older men are hot
I always thought Simon was like 30 or 40. He didn't seem that old when he first got crowned, and that basically stopped him from aging. Hasn't it only been like 10 years since the final episode?
you just don't get it
I just want to throw the guy
Winter King
>Did this show produce any tumblr sexymen?
Simon, Scarab, Winter King, older Finn, older Farmworld Finn.
I think the issue with this series is that, after Ward left, it suffered from a "too many cooks in the kitchen" situation.
How come Vamp World Martin wasn't a trash father? Why do only crap worlds get the good Martins.
He didn't get his brain injury
The implication seemed to be that he wasn't even a father at all.
Martin can only turn out good if the world is so fricked suckers are in short supply.
Martin was never such a bad person he was just a con artist
in vamp world he would have never got the brain injry that fricked with him mentally and he would have just stayed a regular con
and even a con would try to prevent humanity from going exinct
>brain injurie
I keep hearing this theory but I have no clue where it comes from.
He donked his head really hard during The Guardian incident. I think it’s dumb to pin the brain damage on everything though.
Yeah at most it would frick with his memory.
he hits his head hard and get amnesia and seeing as how before that he wasnt doing things to the level of getting sent to space jail i can only assume it made him worse
Reminder that Finn really said this.
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incredibly based animation, grew up with FMA2003
Nothing sexy about him but he is like the dad I wish I had.
more than brothers
they're just hugging you sick frick