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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh, doesn't this shit start in weeks?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    an english rose demonstrating her new clitoris pump product

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    parasocial EXTREME

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    - structured challenges with CLEAR descriptions for contestants and audience
    - psychological challenges especially towards end of show
    - more adherence to rules/golden rule of NO WEED STAY INSIDE
    - no protecting any contestant from a challenge outside of earning immunity from a mini challenge
    - frank comes back as a shark
    - jon, fatty, and simon are back
    - fix the confessional mic
    - mobile site should autoplay on all cams
    - no breaking personal items, only items earned in house
    - music biz marty and/or cyrax
    - freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people
    - cut tts off at important times/refund if necessary
    - more perks for season pass holders
    - better implementation of gumball gacha machine
    - 4 weeks long
    - better merch
    - better tts filter aka was it really 6 million seems high
    - less camera blindspots
    - nobody gets internet or weed including freeloaders. only staff
    - allow nudity and sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're putting more thought into it than Jet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people

      not bad. he has to use a very high pitched voice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >- freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people
      Oh man I want this now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      - Sam is only allowed to show up on camera wearing diapers and a binky

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone screenshot this and let's see how many of anon's ideas will be used

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jon, fatty, and simon are back
      Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago.
      Simon I'd be okay with but only if he comes back as a fob character who thinks he's white and not Asian like a Dave Chapelle sketch.
      I highly doubt they'd want Jon back. He's too autistic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jon will kill himself if he isn't on s2

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          jon coming back with an even more inflated ego will reach new levels insufferable

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jon will kill himself if he isn't on s2
          Cool I definitely don't want him on then. He's incredibly annoying even if he had some lulzy moments like the wall kicking.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago.
        they're fricked he saved their show
        >I highly doubt they'd want Jon back
        no shit they will if jet doesn't have a plan with only ten days left they'll use him at some point

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago
          Dropped. He's the only one who kept it entertaining, without him it's just going to be senseless waifu wars over some 4/10 bipolar women

          Fatty's presence made for funny shit to happen but he himself wasn't funny. He's just Jon but fatter and louder.
          They probably do have a plan but just won't reveal the cast until the launch day assuming the site doesn't get DDOS'd again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago
        Dropped. He's the only one who kept it entertaining, without him it's just going to be senseless waifu wars over some 4/10 bipolar women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jon, fatty, and simon are back
      i really hope they don't do this. the last thing s2 needs is a bunch of callbacks to s1. simmons, simon, or betty are the only ones i'd be mildly entertained by coming back but i really don't think it's to the show's benefit. wouldn't be shocked if they had damiel back in a small role

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    advertising or begging
    off/topic

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the same guy that compared himself to Kubrick and claimed to be advancing culture ?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just want season 1 again but with better tech
    Let the fish mostly talk among themselves
    No tts until day 3
    Later on it becomes more about challenges

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    begging

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      advertising

      off topic

      Lmfao

  9. 5 months ago
    interviewed by fishtank

    Get a cute redheaded girl in the tank

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    advertising

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to see you guys not spamming your sorry shit here. its not organic at all

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    off topic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      keep seething you fricking old man. we're not going anywhere. fishtank is a tv show that happens to be on a website

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try harder to keep contestants off social media, and unironically not have any objectively cute girls so we dont get waifuhomosexualry 2.0.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not have any objectively cute girls
      But they already did this in season 1

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why were all of those women so grotesquely hideous?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the girls in S1 were 5/10 at best

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    advertising.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't gay it up please. Season 1 was dangerously close to getting gayged up because Dysgenic Jet for some reason started identifying with the moron autists, but at least a good contestant won.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    off topic/begging

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi!

    You seem to have posted an off-topic thread. This is because this board, >>>Cinemaphile is dedicated to Television & Film. You can find out the acceptable topics of a board are by either reading the sticky (if applicable), or reaching a logical conclusion regarding the name of the board.

    In this case, you've posted this thread to >>>Cinemaphile - Television & Film. You must ask yourself the following questions:

    1. Is my thread about television?
    2. Is my thread about film?

    If either of these conditions apply, your thread will likely be considered on-topic and not subject to removal. However, the topic of your thread is Fishtank, which is a YouTube/Online production.

    1. Fishtank is not television
    2. Fishtank is not film

    Furthermore, MDE/Sam Hyde/etc. are not television producers (anymore) and do not produce film. How can you ascertain whether or not an indie producer is producing a YouTube or Online series as opposed to Television or Film? Simple: apply these questions:

    1. Has the work been presented at the Cannes Film Festival or related well-known film festivals?
    2. Has the creator of the work been vetted by well-known creators of confirmed television & film works to be a credible creator of television & film?
    3. Is the level of quality in the same ballpark as that which can be found on HBO, Cinemax, STARZ, AMC, TBS, or TCM, or related well-known commercial television & film venues?
    4. Is this shown on television or online?
    5. Is this shown on film (via Netflix or Amazon Prime Video) or online?

    Clearly, with rigorous examination (which isn't even necessary), we can see that there are no Sam Hyde, MDE, or Fishtank works worthy of being posted on a board for Television & Film* and should be posted elsewhere.

    Remember: This board is called >>>Cinemaphile -- Television & Film, not >>>/yt/ -- YouTube & YouTubers or >>>/ec/ -- eCelebs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will never make another fishtank thread here again under one condition: you have to admit that these threads genuinely upset you. how does that sound? are you enough of a man to admit that you're capable of getting emotional over threads you don't like being made on this board?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with having emotion.
        Begging, on the other hand, is a contemptible act.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not what i asked you to say. it's like you want me to keep making these threads here. that's okay with me tbh.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you hope to prove by that? It's inexplicable

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't care what you asked. don't care if you continue making these threads. i will continue categorizing these threads as off topic, advertising and begging

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              what if i fricking rape you bro?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fish Tank S1 just finished airing, they had several EPISODES, that makes it tv/film. doesn't have to be on cable Black person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You made a bad clip show on Youtube of some webcam shit on your website. Not a season, not episodes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yet posting adam friedland show episodes where he interviews actors and tv-personalities gets you banned

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    Anonymous

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  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    advertising and off topic

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Begging

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spam
    >Flooding

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet getting behead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally something worth paying to see

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    McKamey Manor style challenges that are worth more money than usual. Of course they'll have to sign waivers for responsibility if they end up hurt, and someone probably would end up hurt, but people would definitely do it for money and it'd be a huge audience draw.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    begging and off topic

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet to self-immolate. Sam to not frick a troony for one whole week. Charls to get on Thorazine. Nick to stay home with his wife and kid. And finally, for you homosexuals to stop spamming these godawful threads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sam to not frick a troony for one whole week.
      Not possible

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's gaslighting right? There's no way he can be this unprepared a few days before it starts.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    advertising and begging

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fishy

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    advertising

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    begging

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will stop putting dog poop on your doorstep if you admit that it bothers you that dog poop is on your doorstep
    Great 'gotcha', beggar.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would you do in this situation lol?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      leave Mexico and return to the United States

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punt that little midg

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His pfp makes him look like a handsome Asian man but IRL he's just a fat balding white guy.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bleak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Jon good at anything? With his massive ego, he has to have some prominent accolades, right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's good at lying about owning multiple businesses and being a firefighter

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when Jon thought that Letty swatted the house?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next to zero interaction from staff, only interaction is if it's needed for liability reasons
    >If staff must interact it should only be the masked goons or Sam himself, zero Jet interaction
    >Double the staff and have a day/night shift. Keep action consistent at all hours
    >Challenges issued via PA system
    >hold all players accountable equally, zero favoritism
    >queue that shows viewers what fish toys are pending
    >Way less israeli pricing for fish toys/TTS messages
    >Less coddling of all contestants overall

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less jet, more pusy

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where'd Letty go?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rhode Island

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Betty telling Sylvia straight to her face "Sylvia fricked a Black person" after just a day of knowing her will never not make me laugh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you save Betty? She'll be 5150'd soon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't you save Betty? She'll be 5150'd soon.

        Betty telling Sylvia straight to her face "Sylvia fricked a Black person" after just a day of knowing her will never not make me laugh

        >Be Betty
        >Get TIT MOGGED by Letty
        >Flash your peanut sized pepperonis
        >Everyone gets grossed out, no one gets around
        >Go on a drunk racist tirade
        Is having small teeny breasts the same as having a small dick for women? Does it come with this much social shame?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Letty and Josie both really enjoyed playing with Betty's nipples though. However, they'll never associate with Betty ever again because she's batshit insane.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a pretty good idea

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      blocked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all eliminations are season pass holder votes
      frick no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giving paypigs a vote in eliminating
      Absolutely fricking not.
      Although a good elimination challenge could be listing off 10 of the top joined clans and fish have to guess which is the highest membership without any clues. Lowest number gets eliminated.
      Also for mini-challenges the worst performer(s) should get a punishment, like having to do everyone's laundry or get their bed taken away for 48 hours without use of a fishtoy.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    begging/advertising

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    begging

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jet and crew are in a terrible predicament where they have no ideas and when they beg for ideas on twitter all they get are shitty hugbox ideas from their twitter troons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all they know how to do is beg.
      beg beg beg.
      begging.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember three years ago when people were hating on Bic for his PGL appearances and Sam was getting too much hate for releasing Ghostsuckas and The Great War and everyone would say that Jet was the least shitty of the zoomers? Fastforward 2023 and he managed to be the all time most hated person to ever associate with MDE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bic
        what
        >PGL
        what
        >Ghostsuckas
        what
        >The Great War
        what

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        god im so glad all of that means nothing to me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea MDE has been shit for a while now

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the producers shouldn't interact with the fish unless they have to
    jet self-inserting himself into the first season was stupid and annoying

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope Jet is smart enough to not make this season just full of references of s1. I can imagine him doing shit like who can stim the longest or shake the baby the fastest or throw fake piss challenges.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Charls.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charls is from MDE. Shit stank is not MDE, it's the project of a talentless beggar.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Hassle shot Jet live on air.

    The zoomer wigger crew must be sacrificed.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get OnlyUseMeBlade as a freeloader. He's days from getting kicked out of Seattle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that dude could legit die any day now.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLEAK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Jon has a million fans, I am one of them
      If Jon has one hundred fans, I am one of them
      If Jon has one fan, I am that fan
      If Jon has no fans, that means I am dead
      If all of Cinemaphile is against Jon, I am against all of Cinemaphile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did all the fishtank cast get the idea from they should be streamers?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For real, they should have been honest with them about their chances. Sam needs to give Jon a real heart-to-heart talk before he ends up on ip2.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam was also the one who used to say on Kickstarter TV that it was unsustainable for so many people to be streamers. Fricking hypocrite homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Josie gets around 300-500 live viewers per stream
      >Jon can't even crack 30 live viewers
      What went wrong?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does quirky weeb girl get more audience than annoying moron
        It's a mystery

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was watching Jon's stream from today. It had the atmosphere of an open casket funeral. Even Josie's most boring stream is like ten times more tolerable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up Letty's ex on stream, calls her a bawd multiple times, and mentions her nudes
        >even the other girls in the stream tell him to stop
        >NAH NAH I SPEAK THE TRUTH, then says he should invite Jeremy on
        No wonder even Josie avoids him like the plague.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek what a fricking wetawd. He even tried calling Josie while she was on stream the other day and she ghosted him

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He hurt her friend of course she's never talking to him again

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Friendship won?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is magic after all

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek at that pic
              Jon should've replied, "Hey. Shut up"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Letty wasn't in the wrong there at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                jon is a moron but letty is a whiny essay-writing b***h

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're both remarkably moronic, but Letty needs tummy kisses to keep her calm.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC he replied to that tweet plugging his merch

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine posting this shit. And imagine reading this shit. And imagine bumping shitty threads like this.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                because spending your time hating on something rather than ignoring it and moving on is a proven successful strategy.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              link to the revenge porn?

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It canceled.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off

  51. 5 months ago
    CCRIZTOFF

    Sam Hyde is a gay israeli wienersucker who wants to be with men romantically and Peter Brooks wants to be with Sam Hyde romantically

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    - fire Jet
    - release more Hydewars and skits

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laugh at this but be nice to the heckin trannies
    Jet you're a dicksucking bedwetting homosexual too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jet should not be laughing at poor moronic people for obvious reasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black mother actually taking her kid to work rather than neglecting it
      >le funny
      Yeah. Let's just ridicule the upstanding blacks until they're all just in ghettos twerking and smoking crack. Just fricking shit on anyone actually trying in life instead of being a wigger zoomer e-beggar. The Black person in this case is making the post, not behind the counter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jet is an obese highschool dropout who can't tie his shoes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bitty im velcroed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a racial nationalist and I agree, I think whites and blacks have much to gain by supporting their own

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dustiest coal post in the thread award

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet
    you will have your bum turned out by the end of this
    I can assure you of that

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing now that i know jet is the definition a gayoot. his dad is a LULZ wizard pedo and jet is an incel nepo baby, its sad!

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    josie's corruption meter is increasing slowly but surely, it's like watching a weg play out









    https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1698114202596370.webm
    https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1697920880797007.webm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to /erm/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she drew sexual gore and published it online before ever joining fishtank

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well she did use to have group masturbation sessions on discord

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      friendly reminder if you made a post like this about an actual actress your post would be deleted and you would be warned if not banned

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mods are already on Josie's payroll.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Must be weird for her to become rich and famous so out of nowhere

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rich
            she's only holding $300.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's making like 10k a month

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking mental illness

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Echoes from the Future

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Josie, are you currently hiring? I can read your donations.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wayforward machine is too powerful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever made this screenshot has literally cursed Jet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      winter comes for us all

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Neptune" is too regal a name for Jet. I think his name should be "Jet Seaslug" or "Jet Bottomfeeder"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jet Homunculus.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jet Bedwetter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he should have one of those awful polack names that sounds like a slur.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yung moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no evidence of shoe tying

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Rapebaby
    Jet Turdnugget
    Jet Micropenis
    Jet Creepshow
    Jet Skidmark

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont make fun of jet. he as a BWC. he changes asian girls lives on the daily with it.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Neerdowell

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Hurenson
    Jet Taxwriteoff
    Jet Testtube
    Jet Papsmear

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Bumrot

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    more airsoft fatty having meltdowns.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet wienersmoke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wienersmoke is Sam. Jet Skidmark is perfect

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jonestown scenario and the moving of the general to /trash/

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL watch the Fishslop
    You WILL NEVER get World Peace 2

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Colostomy

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Welfare

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Cholesterol

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

    >He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.

    >I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-bawd outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.

    >Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam wearing a suit always makes him look like an anime character. He has hilarious proportions, extremely top heavy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wall of Text
      Nobody gives a frick

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Myocarditis

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accurate

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Bedwet

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would forcibly placing these two in a labor camp teach them humility?

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Pedophllia

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Nubhead

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishtank should be about torturing jet. that would be funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this tbh
      if season 2 turned into all the contestants bullying and abusing jet that would be funnier than anything the crew could come up with

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Kidshoe
    Jet Dimwit
    Jet Spedley
    Jet Lardfart

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop it man I can only laugh so hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jet spedley sounds right

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Suxcox

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Rapevictim

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet Testiculartorsion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jet Kidshoe

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hijacks MDE and makes it all about him
    what a homosexual

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should we bring /ftl/ back? It's only a week until s2 and it stayed up few weeks after the first one ended, can we get greenlight from mods?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's bad enough having this gay shill every day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off and die, Jet homosexual.
      Everytime we're having fun you have to come in and make it about your shilling. You're cancer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can we get greenlight from mods?

      lmao they literally allow this and have never once tried to stop it. you could literally make 10 /ftl/ threads right now and they would all stay up

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there's multiple per day they delete them

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no you dont, they pay you. you cant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day you fat Black person.

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you do fellow ftlers?
    Shall we ask mods permission for me uh I mean for all of us to advertise the streams? 🙂

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting in off-topic thread

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys should watch this instead.

    It's actually well-edited, well-produced, has great direction, and you don't need to watch a 42 day long livestream to understand any of it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      too many black people. pass.

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened between them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jon is an autistic compulsive liar with narcissistic personality disorder. it's impossible for him to form relationships with people.

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    an intimidating real hood homie

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde getting butchered alive. Then all his fans kill themselves and the govt bans mention of him. Cinemaphile meekly complies to keep their ad revenue.
    Please let it happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he's outed as a pedo today it might happen

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long has sam hyde been famous? how come we havent seen him with a girlfriend? he's rich and famous and he has a huge fanbase of edgy twitterwomen with daddy issues. he claims he's so trad, but how come he hasnt gotten himself a wife?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For about 6 months almost 10 years ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he has a huge fanbase of edgy twitterwomen with daddy issues (male)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has atleast two baby mommas but obviously he doesn't want to settle down with a wife that would interfere with his random troony and underage fangirl hookups

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should /ftl2/ start from #1 or where it left off (/bant/ won't be acknowledged obviously)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Frick off and die.

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When were the contestants shown before the first stream? Doesn't this start very soon? Or will they use MDE employees this time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They couldn't find anybody so it's just Jet for six weeks

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if jet killed himself on stream I would watch season 2

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    193004276
    Hey jmaa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam Hyde is a gay israeli wienersucker who wants to be with men romantically and Peter Brooks wants to be with Sam Hyde romantically

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you change the image has again?
        https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/6QzPO6%2FAQ%2FZJSkDkdvEvFA%3D%3D/page/4/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          hi Luna

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie gets caught samegayging on /bant/ because he's wasn't aware of the poster IDs
            Why does rocky think he knows anything about image hashes

            >dickless kiwiBlack person markygay accusing anyone else of samegayging or being a troon
            Lol
            Lmao even

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              rent free

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest thing it needs is an overarching game with solid rules that guides the whole show

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Chan can not be touched. He'd drop out on day three, and his legion of clown handlers would file lawsuits for you even attempting to grift on their clownshow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fishtank would get a boost like nothing else if they got chris chan on there. pay him 20k or whatever it takes. the show would spread like wildfire

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldnt trust him in the house but i want to see him talk to them and give messages through the tv

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Million donation extreme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Million Pity Extreme

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        (Jet is the baby monkey)

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals will immediately stop all criticism of this "show" on week one because it will have some quirky neurotic girl in it and you will take this absolute slop down your throat and ask for seconds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >16 ppl 8 girls even the worst is better than betty
      oh god i cant wait

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is sam hyde such an obvious newbie?

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    our fishtank frens will be here again soon

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marky cameo?

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will today's interview impact future of the show?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wheres it airing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How will today's interview impact future of the show?
      explain

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    prepping my gore folder to derail your gay threads until the jannies delete them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your service

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do kinda hope the Danny Brown freeloader thing happens but Jet is probably too moronic to capitalize on the interest

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jet teased this fish tank audition tape
    she seems like a fun gal!

  107. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not like this MDExirs....

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      link please

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://odysee.com/@mati:c/2023-12-09-channing-creager:2

  108. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet making it clear that transphobes are NOT welcome in the fishtank community

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mde turning into troony fricking degenerates is hilarious to see

  109. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is Fishtank? Is it like Shark Tank but for poor people?

  110. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >newbie gets caught samegayging on /bant/ because he's wasn't aware of the poster IDs
    Why does rocky think he knows anything about image hashes

  111. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope it worked out for him

  112. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Sam and Jet have yet to address the fact that Fishtank is undisclosed sponsored content. Jet made it clear they can't wear brands without permission

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think Adidas would want to be associated with that show?

  113. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  114. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damiel is the plant again, they play it straight the whole time despite TTS snitching

  115. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  116. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY IN MY WALLS REEEEEEEE
    https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/MEf2JellSCiU4xhqVNREfw/
    Its hard to picture anyone who isn't a troon spamming the same pics for years

  117. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will name my fish tank folder fish tank season 1 and start a new folder for season 2

  118. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, which one of these women deserve to be taken to Whataburger by you, anon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them deserve hefty feeding

  119. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does newbie rocky refuse to take his meds?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a worthless kiwiBlack person though, so who the frick cares what you think?
      >b-b-bu
      I never watched any shittank clips other than the fridge. It's just absolutely hilarious the air of superiority you "people" have. You're obsessed with e-celebs. Being "on the other side" doesn't change that.

      rent free

      >rent free
      I'll take things that a hyper feminine kiwitroon who spends 24/7 seething about Sam and "rocky" shouldn't say for $14.88

  120. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      JINKIES

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like herpes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, enough about Betty.

  121. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much are you planning on spending the time around lads? I've saved about 5 1/2 grand, for season 2. I missed out on the ground floor the last time, but I'm sure I'll become a big name in the fishtank community

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      $0 because I’m not even gonna be watching this slop, and neither should you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll buy a shirt if they bring back matty furious, I don't care about shittank especially not as much as the markytroony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >matty furious
        QRD?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did editing for Frank/Sam and designed a couple shirts

          ?si=1J2wKNU7owcbL6SS
          I like his editing
          >inb4 markytroon makes him one they/theirs boogeyman

          Are you okay rocky? Bad day stocking shelves at the grocery store?

          rent free

          Why does newbie rocky refuse to take his meds?

          hi Luna

          Theres the troon going on his samegayging spree again

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds

  122. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  123. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you okay rocky? Bad day stocking shelves at the grocery store?

  124. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >neet troony that spends all day samegayging and being obsessed with a tripgay on /bant/ telling anyone else to take meds
    Lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  125. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is Channing Creager and why should i care about a youtube video with him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some chick that worked with/dated Sam during the KSTV days up until 2018, she's one of the main hateposters

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is she hot?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some chick that worked with/dated Sam during the KSTV days up until 2018, she's one of the main hateposters

      Null I hate nu-MDE as much as the next guy but why did you trust this b***h?

      >looses their gossip site for troons
      >admins get doxxed and most of them are troons
      >lost half their userbase because 2/3 are troons
      Cant wait to see kiwiBlack folk get swatted/join their troony sisters and rope themselves

  126. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imma be real with you guys im being professional the entire way, channing just showed up on the call and disappeared
    >what do you mean my voice is cracking my voice is always cracking HEHEHE

    KEKWAB

  127. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam forever vindicated

    MDE never dies!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick did Damniel worm his way into Sam's circle?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was already in their circle. He was associated with 1team that's why everyone called him a plant.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's just got a really tight bussy yo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor charls.

  128. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Null I hate nu-MDE as much as the next guy but why did you trust this b***h?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jersh said on MATI that he was taking the interview with a strong chance she's a schizo who is making false allegations

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >making false allegations
        Hmm, the markygay who posts the troony allegations whenever someone mentions Sam has a fart fetish and JMAA eats his own shit. Both of them bring up marky a lot who is a prostitute that deserved a punch in the face or two and both are fricking crazy.
        Yeah I don't trust women or crazy guy who think they're women.

  129. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Sam's really protected by God huh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      right game, wrong park

  130. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she keeps asking me random things in german

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she the insane german poster this whole time?

      HACKFRESSE GENERAL

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ehrenmann.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schnauze, Kevin

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Der Schäumer ist aktiviert

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Er ist ein guter Schäumer.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dubs bestätigen, dass er ein guter Schäumer ist.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Immer schön drauf auf den Kevin.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dieses Bild hat AIDS, Jürgen.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              So wie Josie die Hackfresse.

  131. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she the insane german poster this whole time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be so fricking funny if she's Sneedy this whole time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's the hackfresse poster
      What does she have against Josie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That'd make sense, pure jealously

  132. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is this "thread" still up?

  133. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starts speaking in German for no reason
    >Leaves

  134. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  135. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes sounds absolutely cracked.

    it's over

  136. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's 38. she's making shit up

  137. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a mess man

  138. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's drunk as shit

  139. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christmas example

  140. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She sounds TRASHED

  141. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAM INJECTED HER WITH HEROIN RIGHT BEFORE THE INTERVIEW

    HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  142. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The feeder wants a wife!

  143. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  144. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    JOSH I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

  145. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam trolled Null

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear him laughing from thousands of miles away

  146. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THINK I TOOK SANICS?

  147. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lefty's mindbroken ex, whatever happened there

  148. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't do anything on the real

  149. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is Jet in 5 years

  150. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joshua "sex life? null" Troon status?

  151. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Josh found MamaJF

  152. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she sounds exactly like this guy

  153. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this was better than i could ever have expected

  154. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwi sisters it's over

  155. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAY IT!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got away with it. Again.

  156. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino, Null got punked by MDE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/lSWNKr7C-O7LkNg0iozpjA/
      Wonder how markyBlack person is coping

  157. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking disaster

  158. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Facts: if you cut your dick off, you are still not a woman. If you cut your breasts off, you are still no male. If you stuff feathers in your butthole, you are still not a chicken. If you stream mentally ill zoomers on the internet, you are still not Television and Film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Facts: if you cut your dick off, you are still not a woman.
      Kiwisisters not like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you stuff feathers in your butthole, you are still not a chicken
      WHAT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry :shrug emoji:

  159. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the sam hyde fricks trannies was an mde arg this whole time to cover sam's chaser history
    I kneel.

  160. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo that Channing girl sounds exactly like the girl on Sam and Nick’s stream last Saturday stream.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      link it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >already doing damage control

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      her?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

        What a fricking conspiracy

  161. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=196

    >that voice in the background
    troll confirmed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fairly obvious that channing was this girl

      her?

      both druggies annd know German. in no way did “Channing” sound in her 30s. Friends in the background.

      All proof that she was Channing was stuff Sam would have. Rent receipts photo of id etc.

      This was honestly the funniest thing Sam has done in years. Really genius hilarious and completely detracting his detractors. Although this was probably all wigger crew. Really funny stuff guys.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two different people, you can find how Channing looks like by googling her name, pictures of her were posted on Sam's threads throughout the years, same person. Allie's voice is different, more high pitched and she forces an annoying vocal fry all the time.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In no way was that the voice of a woman older then 30. Anyone have voice clips of Channing not on the stream.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your right that girl sounds like Mimi from one of Sam’s stream. Channing sounds like a 20 something year old Asian girl.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for this fat homosexual null to shoot himself in the head or better yet someone murders him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Bic but I don't think it's him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Chris or Bic can’t tell with the shit mic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She joined the forum and he said she sent him dox and shit proving it was her, my conclusion is she's just a deranged BPDemon ex.

  162. 5 months ago
    CCRIZTOFF

    im trans and sad that my edaddy null losf and how i cant find a rope to hang myself with that can support my weight

  163. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys buy an ad for your show and show some support for what is essentially your core audience, I'll help you think up (I'm very, very creative) and even AI-prompt out tons of ideas that'll guaranteed grab a huge audience. Otherwise you're asking a viewer to do the work for nothing. I don't want nothing, I want you to buy an ad and help keep this gay cancer site afloat.

  164. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That interview is one of the most oblique, mystifying things I've ever heard and I feel like people are gonna be picking it apart for years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine the threads Null will have to deal with on that cesspool after todat

  165. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to page 10, Black folk. Now frick off back to /bant/

  166. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marky status? Sucking off Black folk for oxycotton
    Joshua "300lb balloon" Moon status? Soon to troon
    Channing status? Following in markys path

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