- structured challenges with CLEAR descriptions for contestants and audience
- psychological challenges especially towards end of show
- more adherence to rules/golden rule of NO WEED STAY INSIDE
- no protecting any contestant from a challenge outside of earning immunity from a mini challenge
- frank comes back as a shark
- jon, fatty, and simon are back
- fix the confessional mic
- mobile site should autoplay on all cams
- no breaking personal items, only items earned in house
- music biz marty and/or cyrax
- freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people
- cut tts off at important times/refund if necessary
- more perks for season pass holders
- better implementation of gumball gacha machine
- 4 weeks long
- better merch
- better tts filter aka was it really 6 million seems high
- less camera blindspots
- nobody gets internet or weed including freeloaders. only staff
- allow nudity and sex
>jon, fatty, and simon are back
Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago.
Simon I'd be okay with but only if he comes back as a fob character who thinks he's white and not Asian like a Dave Chapelle sketch.
I highly doubt they'd want Jon back. He's too autistic.
>Jon will kill himself if he isn't on s2
Cool I definitely don't want him on then. He's incredibly annoying even if he had some lulzy moments like the wall kicking.
>Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago.
they're fricked he saved their show >I highly doubt they'd want Jon back
no shit they will if jet doesn't have a plan with only ten days left they'll use him at some point
>Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago
Dropped. He's the only one who kept it entertaining, without him it's just going to be senseless waifu wars over some 4/10 bipolar women
Fatty's presence made for funny shit to happen but he himself wasn't funny. He's just Jon but fatter and louder.
They probably do have a plan but just won't reveal the cast until the launch day assuming the site doesn't get DDOS'd again.
>Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago
Dropped. He's the only one who kept it entertaining, without him it's just going to be senseless waifu wars over some 4/10 bipolar women
>jon, fatty, and simon are back
i really hope they don't do this. the last thing s2 needs is a bunch of callbacks to s1. simmons, simon, or betty are the only ones i'd be mildly entertained by coming back but i really don't think it's to the show's benefit. wouldn't be shocked if they had damiel back in a small role
I literally just want season 1 again but with better tech
Let the fish mostly talk among themselves
No tts until day 3
Later on it becomes more about challenges
Just don't gay it up please. Season 1 was dangerously close to getting gayged up because Dysgenic Jet for some reason started identifying with the moron autists, but at least a good contestant won.
You seem to have posted an off-topic thread. This is because this board, >>>Cinemaphile is dedicated to Television & Film. You can find out the acceptable topics of a board are by either reading the sticky (if applicable), or reaching a logical conclusion regarding the name of the board.
In this case, you've posted this thread to >>>Cinemaphile - Television & Film. You must ask yourself the following questions:
1. Is my thread about television?
2. Is my thread about film?
If either of these conditions apply, your thread will likely be considered on-topic and not subject to removal. However, the topic of your thread is Fishtank, which is a YouTube/Online production.
1. Fishtank is not television
2. Fishtank is not film
Furthermore, MDE/Sam Hyde/etc. are not television producers (anymore) and do not produce film. How can you ascertain whether or not an indie producer is producing a YouTube or Online series as opposed to Television or Film? Simple: apply these questions:
1. Has the work been presented at the Cannes Film Festival or related well-known film festivals?
2. Has the creator of the work been vetted by well-known creators of confirmed television & film works to be a credible creator of television & film?
3. Is the level of quality in the same ballpark as that which can be found on HBO, Cinemax, STARZ, AMC, TBS, or TCM, or related well-known commercial television & film venues?
4. Is this shown on television or online?
5. Is this shown on film (via Netflix or Amazon Prime Video) or online?
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i will never make another fishtank thread here again under one condition: you have to admit that these threads genuinely upset you. how does that sound? are you enough of a man to admit that you're capable of getting emotional over threads you don't like being made on this board?
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McKamey Manor style challenges that are worth more money than usual. Of course they'll have to sign waivers for responsibility if they end up hurt, and someone probably would end up hurt, but people would definitely do it for money and it'd be a huge audience draw.
Jet to self-immolate. Sam to not frick a troony for one whole week. Charls to get on Thorazine. Nick to stay home with his wife and kid. And finally, for you homosexuals to stop spamming these godawful threads
>next to zero interaction from staff, only interaction is if it's needed for liability reasons >If staff must interact it should only be the masked goons or Sam himself, zero Jet interaction >Double the staff and have a day/night shift. Keep action consistent at all hours >Challenges issued via PA system >hold all players accountable equally, zero favoritism >queue that shows viewers what fish toys are pending >Way less israeli pricing for fish toys/TTS messages >Less coddling of all contestants overall
Betty telling Sylvia straight to her face "Sylvia fricked a Black person" after just a day of knowing her will never not make me laugh
>Be Betty >Get TIT MOGGED by Letty >Flash your peanut sized pepperonis >Everyone gets grossed out, no one gets around >Go on a drunk racist tirade
Is having small teeny breasts the same as having a small dick for women? Does it come with this much social shame?
Letty and Josie both really enjoyed playing with Betty's nipples though. However, they'll never associate with Betty ever again because she's batshit insane.
>giving paypigs a vote in eliminating
Absolutely fricking not.
Although a good elimination challenge could be listing off 10 of the top joined clans and fish have to guess which is the highest membership without any clues. Lowest number gets eliminated.
Also for mini-challenges the worst performer(s) should get a punishment, like having to do everyone's laundry or get their bed taken away for 48 hours without use of a fishtoy.
jet and crew are in a terrible predicament where they have no ideas and when they beg for ideas on twitter all they get are shitty hugbox ideas from their twitter troons
Remember three years ago when people were hating on Bic for his PGL appearances and Sam was getting too much hate for releasing Ghostsuckas and The Great War and everyone would say that Jet was the least shitty of the zoomers? Fastforward 2023 and he managed to be the all time most hated person to ever associate with MDE
I really hope Jet is smart enough to not make this season just full of references of s1. I can imagine him doing shit like who can stim the longest or shake the baby the fastest or throw fake piss challenges.
If Jon has a million fans, I am one of them
If Jon has one hundred fans, I am one of them
If Jon has one fan, I am that fan
If Jon has no fans, that means I am dead
If all of Cinemaphile is against Jon, I am against all of Cinemaphile
I was watching Jon's stream from today. It had the atmosphere of an open casket funeral. Even Josie's most boring stream is like ten times more tolerable.
>brings up Letty's ex on stream, calls her a bawd multiple times, and mentions her nudes >even the other girls in the stream tell him to stop >NAH NAH I SPEAK THE TRUTH, then says he should invite Jeremy on
No wonder even Josie avoids him like the plague.
>black mother actually taking her kid to work rather than neglecting it >le funny
Yeah. Let's just ridicule the upstanding blacks until they're all just in ghettos twerking and smoking crack. Just fricking shit on anyone actually trying in life instead of being a wigger zoomer e-beggar. The Black person in this case is making the post, not behind the counter.
>David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
>He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.
>I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-bawd outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.
>Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
Sam Hyde getting butchered alive. Then all his fans kill themselves and the govt bans mention of him. Cinemaphile meekly complies to keep their ad revenue.
Please let it happen.
how long has sam hyde been famous? how come we havent seen him with a girlfriend? he's rich and famous and he has a huge fanbase of edgy twitterwomen with daddy issues. he claims he's so trad, but how come he hasnt gotten himself a wife?
He has atleast two baby mommas but obviously he doesn't want to settle down with a wife that would interfere with his random troony and underage fangirl hookups
Chris Chan can not be touched. He'd drop out on day three, and his legion of clown handlers would file lawsuits for you even attempting to grift on their clownshow
You homosexuals will immediately stop all criticism of this "show" on week one because it will have some quirky neurotic girl in it and you will take this absolute slop down your throat and ask for seconds.
Reminder that Sam and Jet have yet to address the fact that Fishtank is undisclosed sponsored content. Jet made it clear they can't wear brands without permission
>ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY IN MY WALLS REEEEEEEE
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/MEf2JellSCiU4xhqVNREfw/
Its hard to picture anyone who isn't a troon spamming the same pics for years
you're a worthless kiwiBlack person though, so who the frick cares what you think? >b-b-bu
I never watched any shittank clips other than the fridge. It's just absolutely hilarious the air of superiority you "people" have. You're obsessed with e-celebs. Being "on the other side" doesn't change that.
rent free
>rent free
I'll take things that a hyper feminine kiwitroon who spends 24/7 seething about Sam and "rocky" shouldn't say for $14.88
How much are you planning on spending the time around lads? I've saved about 5 1/2 grand, for season 2. I missed out on the ground floor the last time, but I'm sure I'll become a big name in the fishtank community
Some chick that worked with/dated Sam during the KSTV days up until 2018, she's one of the main hateposters
Null I hate nu-MDE as much as the next guy but why did you trust this b***h?
>looses their gossip site for troons >admins get doxxed and most of them are troons >lost half their userbase because 2/3 are troons
Cant wait to see kiwiBlack folk get swatted/join their troony sisters and rope themselves
>imma be real with you guys im being professional the entire way, channing just showed up on the call and disappeared >what do you mean my voice is cracking my voice is always cracking HEHEHE
>making false allegations
Hmm, the markygay who posts the troony allegations whenever someone mentions Sam has a fart fetish and JMAA eats his own shit. Both of them bring up marky a lot who is a prostitute that deserved a punch in the face or two and both are fricking crazy.
Yeah I don't trust women or crazy guy who think they're women.
Facts: if you cut your dick off, you are still not a woman. If you cut your breasts off, you are still no male. If you stuff feathers in your butthole, you are still not a chicken. If you stream mentally ill zoomers on the internet, you are still not Television and Film.
both druggies annd know German. in no way did “Channing” sound in her 30s. Friends in the background.
All proof that she was Channing was stuff Sam would have. Rent receipts photo of id etc.
This was honestly the funniest thing Sam has done in years. Really genius hilarious and completely detracting his detractors. Although this was probably all wigger crew. Really funny stuff guys.
Two different people, you can find how Channing looks like by googling her name, pictures of her were posted on Sam's threads throughout the years, same person. Allie's voice is different, more high pitched and she forces an annoying vocal fry all the time.
If you guys buy an ad for your show and show some support for what is essentially your core audience, I'll help you think up (I'm very, very creative) and even AI-prompt out tons of ideas that'll guaranteed grab a huge audience. Otherwise you're asking a viewer to do the work for nothing. I don't want nothing, I want you to buy an ad and help keep this gay cancer site afloat.
bruh, doesn't this shit start in weeks?
an english rose demonstrating her new clitoris pump product
parasocial EXTREME
- structured challenges with CLEAR descriptions for contestants and audience
- psychological challenges especially towards end of show
- more adherence to rules/golden rule of NO WEED STAY INSIDE
- no protecting any contestant from a challenge outside of earning immunity from a mini challenge
- frank comes back as a shark
- jon, fatty, and simon are back
- fix the confessional mic
- mobile site should autoplay on all cams
- no breaking personal items, only items earned in house
- music biz marty and/or cyrax
- freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people
- cut tts off at important times/refund if necessary
- more perks for season pass holders
- better implementation of gumball gacha machine
- 4 weeks long
- better merch
- better tts filter aka was it really 6 million seems high
- less camera blindspots
- nobody gets internet or weed including freeloaders. only staff
- allow nudity and sex
You're putting more thought into it than Jet
>freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people
not bad. he has to use a very high pitched voice
>- freeloader: midget dressed like jason goldstriker who constantly snitches on people
Oh man I want this now
- Sam is only allowed to show up on camera wearing diapers and a binky
Someone screenshot this and let's see how many of anon's ideas will be used
>jon, fatty, and simon are back
Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago.
Simon I'd be okay with but only if he comes back as a fob character who thinks he's white and not Asian like a Dave Chapelle sketch.
I highly doubt they'd want Jon back. He's too autistic.
Jon will kill himself if he isn't on s2
jon coming back with an even more inflated ego will reach new levels insufferable
>Jon will kill himself if he isn't on s2
Cool I definitely don't want him on then. He's incredibly annoying even if he had some lulzy moments like the wall kicking.
>Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago.
they're fricked he saved their show
>I highly doubt they'd want Jon back
no shit they will if jet doesn't have a plan with only ten days left they'll use him at some point
Fatty's presence made for funny shit to happen but he himself wasn't funny. He's just Jon but fatter and louder.
They probably do have a plan but just won't reveal the cast until the launch day assuming the site doesn't get DDOS'd again.
>Fatty isn't coming back, he confirmed it a while ago
Dropped. He's the only one who kept it entertaining, without him it's just going to be senseless waifu wars over some 4/10 bipolar women
>jon, fatty, and simon are back
i really hope they don't do this. the last thing s2 needs is a bunch of callbacks to s1. simmons, simon, or betty are the only ones i'd be mildly entertained by coming back but i really don't think it's to the show's benefit. wouldn't be shocked if they had damiel back in a small role
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off/topic
Is this the same guy that compared himself to Kubrick and claimed to be advancing culture ?
I literally just want season 1 again but with better tech
Let the fish mostly talk among themselves
No tts until day 3
Later on it becomes more about challenges
begging
Lmfao
Get a cute redheaded girl in the tank
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i want to see you guys not spamming your sorry shit here. its not organic at all
off topic
keep seething you fricking old man. we're not going anywhere. fishtank is a tv show that happens to be on a website
Try harder to keep contestants off social media, and unironically not have any objectively cute girls so we dont get waifuhomosexualry 2.0.
>not have any objectively cute girls
But they already did this in season 1
Why were all of those women so grotesquely hideous?
the girls in S1 were 5/10 at best
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Just don't gay it up please. Season 1 was dangerously close to getting gayged up because Dysgenic Jet for some reason started identifying with the moron autists, but at least a good contestant won.
off topic/begging
Hi!
You seem to have posted an off-topic thread. This is because this board, >>>Cinemaphile is dedicated to Television & Film. You can find out the acceptable topics of a board are by either reading the sticky (if applicable), or reaching a logical conclusion regarding the name of the board.
In this case, you've posted this thread to >>>Cinemaphile - Television & Film. You must ask yourself the following questions:
1. Is my thread about television?
2. Is my thread about film?
If either of these conditions apply, your thread will likely be considered on-topic and not subject to removal. However, the topic of your thread is Fishtank, which is a YouTube/Online production.
1. Fishtank is not television
2. Fishtank is not film
Furthermore, MDE/Sam Hyde/etc. are not television producers (anymore) and do not produce film. How can you ascertain whether or not an indie producer is producing a YouTube or Online series as opposed to Television or Film? Simple: apply these questions:
1. Has the work been presented at the Cannes Film Festival or related well-known film festivals?
2. Has the creator of the work been vetted by well-known creators of confirmed television & film works to be a credible creator of television & film?
3. Is the level of quality in the same ballpark as that which can be found on HBO, Cinemax, STARZ, AMC, TBS, or TCM, or related well-known commercial television & film venues?
4. Is this shown on television or online?
5. Is this shown on film (via Netflix or Amazon Prime Video) or online?
Clearly, with rigorous examination (which isn't even necessary), we can see that there are no Sam Hyde, MDE, or Fishtank works worthy of being posted on a board for Television & Film* and should be posted elsewhere.
Remember: This board is called >>>Cinemaphile -- Television & Film, not >>>/yt/ -- YouTube & YouTubers or >>>/ec/ -- eCelebs
i will never make another fishtank thread here again under one condition: you have to admit that these threads genuinely upset you. how does that sound? are you enough of a man to admit that you're capable of getting emotional over threads you don't like being made on this board?
Nothing wrong with having emotion.
Begging, on the other hand, is a contemptible act.
that's not what i asked you to say. it's like you want me to keep making these threads here. that's okay with me tbh.
What do you hope to prove by that? It's inexplicable
don't care what you asked. don't care if you continue making these threads. i will continue categorizing these threads as off topic, advertising and begging
what if i fricking rape you bro?
Fish Tank S1 just finished airing, they had several EPISODES, that makes it tv/film. doesn't have to be on cable Black person
You made a bad clip show on Youtube of some webcam shit on your website. Not a season, not episodes.
yet posting adam friedland show episodes where he interviews actors and tv-personalities gets you banned
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>Begging
>Spam
>Flooding
Jet getting behead
Finally something worth paying to see
McKamey Manor style challenges that are worth more money than usual. Of course they'll have to sign waivers for responsibility if they end up hurt, and someone probably would end up hurt, but people would definitely do it for money and it'd be a huge audience draw.
begging and off topic
Jet to self-immolate. Sam to not frick a troony for one whole week. Charls to get on Thorazine. Nick to stay home with his wife and kid. And finally, for you homosexuals to stop spamming these godawful threads
>Sam to not frick a troony for one whole week.
Not possible
He's gaslighting right? There's no way he can be this unprepared a few days before it starts.
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Imagine the smell.
fishy
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begging
>I will stop putting dog poop on your doorstep if you admit that it bothers you that dog poop is on your doorstep
Great 'gotcha', beggar.
what would you do in this situation lol?
leave Mexico and return to the United States
Punt that little midg
His pfp makes him look like a handsome Asian man but IRL he's just a fat balding white guy.
bleak
Is Jon good at anything? With his massive ego, he has to have some prominent accolades, right?
He's good at lying about owning multiple businesses and being a firefighter
Remember when Jon thought that Letty swatted the house?
>next to zero interaction from staff, only interaction is if it's needed for liability reasons
>If staff must interact it should only be the masked goons or Sam himself, zero Jet interaction
>Double the staff and have a day/night shift. Keep action consistent at all hours
>Challenges issued via PA system
>hold all players accountable equally, zero favoritism
>queue that shows viewers what fish toys are pending
>Way less israeli pricing for fish toys/TTS messages
>Less coddling of all contestants overall
Less jet, more pusy
Where'd Letty go?
Rhode Island
Betty telling Sylvia straight to her face "Sylvia fricked a Black person" after just a day of knowing her will never not make me laugh
Why didn't you save Betty? She'll be 5150'd soon.
>Be Betty
>Get TIT MOGGED by Letty
>Flash your peanut sized pepperonis
>Everyone gets grossed out, no one gets around
>Go on a drunk racist tirade
Is having small teeny breasts the same as having a small dick for women? Does it come with this much social shame?
Letty and Josie both really enjoyed playing with Betty's nipples though. However, they'll never associate with Betty ever again because she's batshit insane.
this is a pretty good idea
blocked
>all eliminations are season pass holder votes
frick no
>giving paypigs a vote in eliminating
Absolutely fricking not.
Although a good elimination challenge could be listing off 10 of the top joined clans and fish have to guess which is the highest membership without any clues. Lowest number gets eliminated.
Also for mini-challenges the worst performer(s) should get a punishment, like having to do everyone's laundry or get their bed taken away for 48 hours without use of a fishtoy.
begging/advertising
begging
jet and crew are in a terrible predicament where they have no ideas and when they beg for ideas on twitter all they get are shitty hugbox ideas from their twitter troons
all they know how to do is beg.
beg beg beg.
begging.
Remember three years ago when people were hating on Bic for his PGL appearances and Sam was getting too much hate for releasing Ghostsuckas and The Great War and everyone would say that Jet was the least shitty of the zoomers? Fastforward 2023 and he managed to be the all time most hated person to ever associate with MDE
>Bic
what
>PGL
what
>Ghostsuckas
what
>The Great War
what
god im so glad all of that means nothing to me
Yea MDE has been shit for a while now
the producers shouldn't interact with the fish unless they have to
jet self-inserting himself into the first season was stupid and annoying
I really hope Jet is smart enough to not make this season just full of references of s1. I can imagine him doing shit like who can stim the longest or shake the baby the fastest or throw fake piss challenges.
I want Charls.
Charls is from MDE. Shit stank is not MDE, it's the project of a talentless beggar.
>
Frank Hassle shot Jet live on air.
The zoomer wigger crew must be sacrificed.
Get OnlyUseMeBlade as a freeloader. He's days from getting kicked out of Seattle
that dude could legit die any day now.
BLEAK
If Jon has a million fans, I am one of them
If Jon has one hundred fans, I am one of them
If Jon has one fan, I am that fan
If Jon has no fans, that means I am dead
If all of Cinemaphile is against Jon, I am against all of Cinemaphile
Where did all the fishtank cast get the idea from they should be streamers?
For real, they should have been honest with them about their chances. Sam needs to give Jon a real heart-to-heart talk before he ends up on ip2.
Sam was also the one who used to say on Kickstarter TV that it was unsustainable for so many people to be streamers. Fricking hypocrite homosexual
>Josie gets around 300-500 live viewers per stream
>Jon can't even crack 30 live viewers
What went wrong?
>Why does quirky weeb girl get more audience than annoying moron
It's a mystery
I was watching Jon's stream from today. It had the atmosphere of an open casket funeral. Even Josie's most boring stream is like ten times more tolerable.
>brings up Letty's ex on stream, calls her a bawd multiple times, and mentions her nudes
>even the other girls in the stream tell him to stop
>NAH NAH I SPEAK THE TRUTH, then says he should invite Jeremy on
No wonder even Josie avoids him like the plague.
Kek what a fricking wetawd. He even tried calling Josie while she was on stream the other day and she ghosted him
He hurt her friend of course she's never talking to him again
Friendship won?
It is magic after all
kek at that pic
Jon should've replied, "Hey. Shut up"
Letty wasn't in the wrong there at all.
jon is a moron but letty is a whiny essay-writing b***h
They're both remarkably moronic, but Letty needs tummy kisses to keep her calm.
IIRC he replied to that tweet plugging his merch
Imagine posting this shit. And imagine reading this shit. And imagine bumping shitty threads like this.
because spending your time hating on something rather than ignoring it and moving on is a proven successful strategy.
link to the revenge porn?
It canceled.
frick off
Sam Hyde is a gay israeli wienersucker who wants to be with men romantically and Peter Brooks wants to be with Sam Hyde romantically
- fire Jet
- release more Hydewars and skits
>laugh at this but be nice to the heckin trannies
Jet you're a dicksucking bedwetting homosexual too
Jet should not be laughing at poor moronic people for obvious reasons.
>black mother actually taking her kid to work rather than neglecting it
>le funny
Yeah. Let's just ridicule the upstanding blacks until they're all just in ghettos twerking and smoking crack. Just fricking shit on anyone actually trying in life instead of being a wigger zoomer e-beggar. The Black person in this case is making the post, not behind the counter.
Jet is an obese highschool dropout who can't tie his shoes.
bitty im velcroed
I'm a racial nationalist and I agree, I think whites and blacks have much to gain by supporting their own
Dustiest coal post in the thread award
She cute
Jet
you will have your bum turned out by the end of this
I can assure you of that
nothing now that i know jet is the definition a gayoot. his dad is a LULZ wizard pedo and jet is an incel nepo baby, its sad!
josie's corruption meter is increasing slowly but surely, it's like watching a weg play out
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1698114202596370.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1697920880797007.webm
go back to /erm/
she drew sexual gore and published it online before ever joining fishtank
Well she did use to have group masturbation sessions on discord
friendly reminder if you made a post like this about an actual actress your post would be deleted and you would be warned if not banned
The mods are already on Josie's payroll.
Must be weird for her to become rich and famous so out of nowhere
>rich
she's only holding $300.
She's making like 10k a month
holy fricking mental illness
Echoes from the Future
>Josie, are you currently hiring? I can read your donations.
wayforward machine is too powerful
Whoever made this screenshot has literally cursed Jet
winter comes for us all
"Neptune" is too regal a name for Jet. I think his name should be "Jet Seaslug" or "Jet Bottomfeeder"
Jet Homunculus.
Jet Bedwetter
He looks like he should have one of those awful polack names that sounds like a slur.
yung moron
>no evidence of shoe tying
Jet Rapebaby
Jet Turdnugget
Jet Micropenis
Jet Creepshow
Jet Skidmark
dont make fun of jet. he as a BWC. he changes asian girls lives on the daily with it.
Jet Neerdowell
Jet Hurenson
Jet Taxwriteoff
Jet Testtube
Jet Papsmear
Jet Bumrot
more airsoft fatty having meltdowns.
Jet wienersmoke
wienersmoke is Sam. Jet Skidmark is perfect
jonestown scenario and the moving of the general to /trash/
You WILL watch the Fishslop
You WILL NEVER get World Peace 2
Jet Colostomy
Jet Welfare
Nice
Jet Cholesterol
>David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Jet Neptune. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Neptunian." Wallace described a Neptunian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
>He described a pair of wiggers doing a rap video in a Walmart parking lot at 10:00pm. "Bitty I'm fitted" they'd say as they're capering like monkeys. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Neptunian.
>I think this photo enters into Neptunian territory. The image above shows a simple movie set. It appears to be a young lady filming a scene for a comedy show. But as you notice more details it slowly dawns on you that this girl is being groomed. The porn-bawd outfit, her nervous pose, the MDE crew member. Sam Hyde.
>Despite the obvious subtext and the filmaker's hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're portraying, the blase quality with which they're portraying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
Sam wearing a suit always makes him look like an anime character. He has hilarious proportions, extremely top heavy.
>wall of Text
Nobody gives a frick
Jet Myocarditis
Accurate
Jet Bedwet
Would forcibly placing these two in a labor camp teach them humility?
Jet Pedophllia
Jet Nubhead
fishtank should be about torturing jet. that would be funny
this tbh
if season 2 turned into all the contestants bullying and abusing jet that would be funnier than anything the crew could come up with
Jet Kidshoe
Jet Dimwit
Jet Spedley
Jet Lardfart
stop it man I can only laugh so hard
jet spedley sounds right
Jet Suxcox
Jet Rapevictim
Jet Testiculartorsion
>Jet Kidshoe
>hijacks MDE and makes it all about him
what a homosexual
Should we bring /ftl/ back? It's only a week until s2 and it stayed up few weeks after the first one ended, can we get greenlight from mods?
No, it's bad enough having this gay shill every day
Frick off and die, Jet homosexual.
Everytime we're having fun you have to come in and make it about your shilling. You're cancer.
>can we get greenlight from mods?
lmao they literally allow this and have never once tried to stop it. you could literally make 10 /ftl/ threads right now and they would all stay up
If there's multiple per day they delete them
no you dont, they pay you. you cant
have a nice day you fat Black person.
How do you do fellow ftlers?
Shall we ask mods permission for me uh I mean for all of us to advertise the streams? 🙂
posting in off-topic thread
You guys should watch this instead.
It's actually well-edited, well-produced, has great direction, and you don't need to watch a 42 day long livestream to understand any of it.
too many black people. pass.
What happened between them?
jon is an autistic compulsive liar with narcissistic personality disorder. it's impossible for him to form relationships with people.
an intimidating real hood homie
Sam Hyde getting butchered alive. Then all his fans kill themselves and the govt bans mention of him. Cinemaphile meekly complies to keep their ad revenue.
Please let it happen.
When he's outed as a pedo today it might happen
how long has sam hyde been famous? how come we havent seen him with a girlfriend? he's rich and famous and he has a huge fanbase of edgy twitterwomen with daddy issues. he claims he's so trad, but how come he hasnt gotten himself a wife?
For about 6 months almost 10 years ago
>he has a huge fanbase of edgy twitterwomen with daddy issues (male)
He has atleast two baby mommas but obviously he doesn't want to settle down with a wife that would interfere with his random troony and underage fangirl hookups
Should /ftl2/ start from #1 or where it left off (/bant/ won't be acknowledged obviously)
No. Frick off and die.
When were the contestants shown before the first stream? Doesn't this start very soon? Or will they use MDE employees this time?
They couldn't find anybody so it's just Jet for six weeks
if jet killed himself on stream I would watch season 2
193004276
Hey jmaa
Why did you change the image has again?
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/6QzPO6%2FAQ%2FZJSkDkdvEvFA%3D%3D/page/4/
hi Luna
>dickless kiwiBlack person markygay accusing anyone else of samegayging or being a troon
Lol
Lmao even
rent free
the biggest thing it needs is an overarching game with solid rules that guides the whole show
Chris Chan can not be touched. He'd drop out on day three, and his legion of clown handlers would file lawsuits for you even attempting to grift on their clownshow
fishtank would get a boost like nothing else if they got chris chan on there. pay him 20k or whatever it takes. the show would spread like wildfire
I wouldnt trust him in the house but i want to see him talk to them and give messages through the tv
Million donation extreme
Million Pity Extreme
(Jet is the baby monkey)
You homosexuals will immediately stop all criticism of this "show" on week one because it will have some quirky neurotic girl in it and you will take this absolute slop down your throat and ask for seconds.
Yes
>16 ppl 8 girls even the worst is better than betty
oh god i cant wait
why is sam hyde such an obvious newbie?
our fishtank frens will be here again soon
Marky cameo?
How will today's interview impact future of the show?
wheres it airing
>How will today's interview impact future of the show?
explain
prepping my gore folder to derail your gay threads until the jannies delete them
Thank you for your service.
thank you for your service
I do kinda hope the Danny Brown freeloader thing happens but Jet is probably too moronic to capitalize on the interest
jet teased this fish tank audition tape
she seems like a fun gal!
not like this MDExirs....
link please
https://odysee.com/@mati:c/2023-12-09-channing-creager:2
Jet making it clear that transphobes are NOT welcome in the fishtank community
mde turning into troony fricking degenerates is hilarious to see
what is Fishtank? Is it like Shark Tank but for poor people?
>newbie gets caught samegayging on /bant/ because he's wasn't aware of the poster IDs
Why does rocky think he knows anything about image hashes
Hope it worked out for him
Reminder that Sam and Jet have yet to address the fact that Fishtank is undisclosed sponsored content. Jet made it clear they can't wear brands without permission
You think Adidas would want to be associated with that show?
Damiel is the plant again, they play it straight the whole time despite TTS snitching
>ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY IN MY WALLS REEEEEEEE
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/MEf2JellSCiU4xhqVNREfw/
Its hard to picture anyone who isn't a troon spamming the same pics for years
i will name my fish tank folder fish tank season 1 and start a new folder for season 2
Real talk, which one of these women deserve to be taken to Whataburger by you, anon?
all of them deserve hefty feeding
Why does newbie rocky refuse to take his meds?
you're a worthless kiwiBlack person though, so who the frick cares what you think?
>b-b-bu
I never watched any shittank clips other than the fridge. It's just absolutely hilarious the air of superiority you "people" have. You're obsessed with e-celebs. Being "on the other side" doesn't change that.
>rent free
I'll take things that a hyper feminine kiwitroon who spends 24/7 seething about Sam and "rocky" shouldn't say for $14.88
JINKIES
more like herpes.
Well, enough about Betty.
How much are you planning on spending the time around lads? I've saved about 5 1/2 grand, for season 2. I missed out on the ground floor the last time, but I'm sure I'll become a big name in the fishtank community
$0 because I’m not even gonna be watching this slop, and neither should you
I'll buy a shirt if they bring back matty furious, I don't care about shittank especially not as much as the markytroony
>matty furious
QRD?
He did editing for Frank/Sam and designed a couple shirts
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I like his editing
>inb4 markytroon makes him one they/theirs boogeyman
Theres the troon going on his samegayging spree again
meds
Are you okay rocky? Bad day stocking shelves at the grocery store?
>neet troony that spends all day samegayging and being obsessed with a tripgay on /bant/ telling anyone else to take meds
Lol
Meds
who is Channing Creager and why should i care about a youtube video with him?
Some chick that worked with/dated Sam during the KSTV days up until 2018, she's one of the main hateposters
is she hot?
No
>looses their gossip site for troons
>admins get doxxed and most of them are troons
>lost half their userbase because 2/3 are troons
Cant wait to see kiwiBlack folk get swatted/join their troony sisters and rope themselves
>imma be real with you guys im being professional the entire way, channing just showed up on the call and disappeared
>what do you mean my voice is cracking my voice is always cracking HEHEHE
KEKWAB
Sam forever vindicated
MDE never dies!
how the frick did Damniel worm his way into Sam's circle?
he was already in their circle. He was associated with 1team that's why everyone called him a plant.
he's just got a really tight bussy yo
poor charls.
Null I hate nu-MDE as much as the next guy but why did you trust this b***h?
Jersh said on MATI that he was taking the interview with a strong chance she's a schizo who is making false allegations
>making false allegations
Hmm, the markygay who posts the troony allegations whenever someone mentions Sam has a fart fetish and JMAA eats his own shit. Both of them bring up marky a lot who is a prostitute that deserved a punch in the face or two and both are fricking crazy.
Yeah I don't trust women or crazy guy who think they're women.
Maybe Sam's really protected by God huh
right game, wrong park
>she keeps asking me random things in german
HACKFRESSE GENERAL
Ehrenmann.
Schnauze, Kevin
Der Schäumer ist aktiviert
Er ist ein guter Schäumer.
Dubs bestätigen, dass er ein guter Schäumer ist.
Immer schön drauf auf den Kevin.
Dieses Bild hat AIDS, Jürgen.
So wie Josie die Hackfresse.
is she the insane german poster this whole time?
That would be so fricking funny if she's Sneedy this whole time
>she's the hackfresse poster
What does she have against Josie?
That'd make sense, pure jealously
why the frick is this "thread" still up?
>starts speaking in German for no reason
>Leaves
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
shes sounds absolutely cracked.
it's over
he's 38. she's making shit up
What a mess man
she's drunk as shit
Christmas example
She sounds TRASHED
SAM INJECTED HER WITH HEROIN RIGHT BEFORE THE INTERVIEW
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The feeder wants a wife!
JOSH I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Sam trolled Null
I can hear him laughing from thousands of miles away
YOU THINK I TOOK SANICS?
Lefty's mindbroken ex, whatever happened there
I didn't do anything on the real
This is Jet in 5 years
Joshua "sex life? null" Troon status?
Josh found MamaJF
she sounds exactly like this guy
lmao this was better than i could ever have expected
Kiwi sisters it's over
SAY IT!!!
He got away with it. Again.
Absolute kino, Null got punked by MDE
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/lSWNKr7C-O7LkNg0iozpjA/
Wonder how markyBlack person is coping
What a fricking disaster
Facts: if you cut your dick off, you are still not a woman. If you cut your breasts off, you are still no male. If you stuff feathers in your butthole, you are still not a chicken. If you stream mentally ill zoomers on the internet, you are still not Television and Film.
>Facts: if you cut your dick off, you are still not a woman.
Kiwisisters not like this
>If you stuff feathers in your butthole, you are still not a chicken
WHAT
Sorry :shrug emoji:
>the sam hyde fricks trannies was an mde arg this whole time to cover sam's chaser history
I kneel.
Yo that Channing girl sounds exactly like the girl on Sam and Nick’s stream last Saturday stream.
link it
>already doing damage control
her?
Yeah.
What a fricking conspiracy
?t=196
>that voice in the background
troll confirmed
It’s fairly obvious that channing was this girl
both druggies annd know German. in no way did “Channing” sound in her 30s. Friends in the background.
All proof that she was Channing was stuff Sam would have. Rent receipts photo of id etc.
This was honestly the funniest thing Sam has done in years. Really genius hilarious and completely detracting his detractors. Although this was probably all wigger crew. Really funny stuff guys.
Two different people, you can find how Channing looks like by googling her name, pictures of her were posted on Sam's threads throughout the years, same person. Allie's voice is different, more high pitched and she forces an annoying vocal fry all the time.
In no way was that the voice of a woman older then 30. Anyone have voice clips of Channing not on the stream.
Your right that girl sounds like Mimi from one of Sam’s stream. Channing sounds like a 20 something year old Asian girl.
I can't wait for this fat homosexual null to shoot himself in the head or better yet someone murders him
Sounds like Bic but I don't think it's him
It’s Chris or Bic can’t tell with the shit mic.
She joined the forum and he said she sent him dox and shit proving it was her, my conclusion is she's just a deranged BPDemon ex.
im trans and sad that my edaddy null losf and how i cant find a rope to hang myself with that can support my weight
If you guys buy an ad for your show and show some support for what is essentially your core audience, I'll help you think up (I'm very, very creative) and even AI-prompt out tons of ideas that'll guaranteed grab a huge audience. Otherwise you're asking a viewer to do the work for nothing. I don't want nothing, I want you to buy an ad and help keep this gay cancer site afloat.
That interview is one of the most oblique, mystifying things I've ever heard and I feel like people are gonna be picking it apart for years.
Can you imagine the threads Null will have to deal with on that cesspool after todat
Welcome to page 10, Black folk. Now frick off back to /bant/
Marky status? Sucking off Black folk for oxycotton
Joshua "300lb balloon" Moon status? Soon to troon
Channing status? Following in markys path