Five Nights At Freddy's will be the first horror movie to hit a billion dollars. Screencap this.

And there's nothing you chuds can do about it.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not gonna hit 50m

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill bet any amount of money it hits 500 mil

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A cheap horror movie based on popular horror game that gets millions of views on youtube.
      You are severely underestimate how well this will do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie look at the slender man movie.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they want to make her like them
    wasn't the whole point that the children were trying to kill only adults because of the purple Black person?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a red herring. You are right in that FNAF 1 - 3 they were just targeting adults because they were on high alert from predators like Afton, the person you palyed looked like Afton (it was his son), and/or were badly programmed/haywire. In Sister Location they were specifically made malicious to target and kidnap kids for Afton. I'm guessing it'll be a mix of both the animatronics being used as tools by Afton to kidnap the kids and kill the adults when in reality they are probably just docile and friendly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already know Springtrap is in and she hangs out with Golden Freddy. Murderbots are trying to protect her from the zombie killer

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not with a 3 hour runtime

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that's a placeholder, there's no fricking way this movie is 3 hours long with a PG-13 rating. zoomers are too adhd.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But zoomers also love pointless lore and worldbuilding and all of that can traced back to these games. This movie is going to be 3 hour bukkake of lore references for the zoomers who grew up watching Markiplier scream at FNAF for hours on end.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=zJO4K16FkGZhW_bg

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would they make a movie? its just a wagslave sitting in a room closing doors all night.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're diving into the "lore" about the serial killer and shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've never played the games and even i've heard about the bite of '87. definitely it's going to draw in audiences

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm guessing it's not going to be the actual lore, more like an interpretation of it, right?
        It looks like the Fnaf 1 location but Springtrap is there, isn't he supposed the be boarded up?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Springtrap is there
          no. what? isn't Shaggy in the movie as a normal guy still?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is but Spring Bonnie is also in the trailer.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              is that pre-zombie Springtrap?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Up to you to judge.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no he's clearly got the weirdo Springtrap eyes and he's rotted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no he's clearly got the weirdo Springtrap eyes and he's rotted

                Afton will either get Springtrapped 3/4 into the movie and be the final boss or he won't be Springtrapped until the very end and this'll be some post-credits teaser for the next movie

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My guess is movie refrences the events from the 80s and current day, with luving willy being shown in fleshbacks to 80s as the protag solvs the murder mystery

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Afton will either get Springtrapped 3/4 into the movie and be the final boss
                If this happens and they adapt the iconic scene, this movie is at least 8/10 and the best video game adaptation of all time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                if they don't frick it up. admittedly, i don't really see how they could, it's just a guy spazzing out in a furry suit while fake blood drips out and there's already good audio, but i've learned to assume the worst.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are a lot of things that doesn't add up. One of the cool things of FNAF is that the protagonist of all games is the same guy, who is also the son of the villain, but I don't think MC of the movie is that guy, because he meets William and they don't seem to be acquainted. Also the Afton died waaaay before FNAF 1 and he is obviously alive here.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ooh is a semi reboot

          cannot fill the lore in some point because is too Sci-fi and weird for the normalhomosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would they make something massively successful into something that can make effortless money?
      Yeah, it's a real mystery alright.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why would they make a movie? its just a man going around.
      80%ofmoviesbros...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the best movies ever made have been about people standing around in one room for 3 hours

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the red eyes, completely fricks up the creepiness of the original designs.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a chud

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah?
    I won't see it, there, it will flop now

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, Love Fnaf

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Horror movie
    It should be illegal to call a PG-13 film horror.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As corny as it is, you have to admit they fricking nailed the animatronics and the set. I mean this almost looks like it could be a render from the game itself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish their eyes didnt glow red it makes it feel like a cartoon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The red eyes is fricking dumb. The smart choice wouldve been white pinpricks which would've also been canon. My guess is that they didn't want to make it too scary bc that would've actually been scary and not cartoonish

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        but the audience for movies are moronic and whould not understand when the animatronics are evil

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        I loved the glowing silver eyes from the original, it gave them a weird aura, a mix between some sort of "mechanical glitch" and genuine haunting
        red eyes are just like "dude... i'm evil"
        At least Springtrap has the silver eyes in the movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost
      It does. I thought it was CGI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to admit they fricking nailed the animatronics and the set
      The designs are spot on but they have failed to capture the creepy and unnerving look in their eyes.

      Same.

      I just wish their eyes didnt glow red it makes it feel like a cartoon

      That's so stupid that I almost don't want to watch it.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this come off like a parody than an actual film?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gay witty dialogue
      >so you mean to tell me that these giant robots are actually haunted by dead ghost kids? xDDDD
      music cuts
      >well technically they're animatronics

      Seriously, how can you be writing a script and not be self-aware of dialogue this bad?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah I really wanna go sit in a theater full of mentally ill youtuber types. lol.
    Remember when the USA went to the moon? Now, the only goal is "what software can i make to exploit some vulnerable group of people".
    War is coming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fire rises.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's launching on streaming same-day. No way it would ever hit a billion when a perfect rip will be available day-1. Universal doing that also suggests they believe the movie isn't very good.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first horror to hit 1 billion
    What about Titanic? It made a ton of money.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate how the shadowing in this image makes it look like he has a big fricking unibrow

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FNAF will be Cinemaphile and there will be FNAF threads that will hit bump limit on Cinemaphile
    You love to see it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are we gonna have fricking nightmare gas discussions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep seeing this. Don't tell me they introduce that in a B7-2 story?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do it somewhere else where it's confirmed the Purple Guy drugged kids with fear gas and made them hallucinate FNAF 4, which was supposed to just be a coma kid's nightmare originally.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >scott complained that no one got fnaf 4 correct
            >when this is the reason why
            how the frick could anyone have predicted fear gas when there's nothing in the game alluding to it

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Exorcist made 270 million worldwide in 1973 which is 1.08 billion dollars in todays money

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inflation cope.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino cometh

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember that 2021 FNAF clone starring Nic Cage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t bad, more of a comedy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it true Cage didn't say a single word in the movie despite being in almost every scene?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie will be lucky to crack over 100 million, which is fine for a lower budget horror movie but it's really not gonna be as much of a phenomenon as people think it will.

    Not to mention it's directed by some literalwho woman director lmao.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention it is on streaming the same day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I expect the movie to make profit at least. The FNAF franchise is very popular with kids, adults, streamers, and especially furries.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will also be the highest grossing Christian movie ever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      blessed

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the "people" who call you a "chud" on the Internet

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as this franchise gets shit on by horror fans I will always defend Sister Location as kino to this day. Scott was really in his element with that one and I love how he incorporated his old desolate hope sci fi aesthetic into the fnaf world it fit like a glove

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony, ALL original FNAF games are good, maybe except World, but Chad Godthon gave everyone a refund and remade the game.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FNAF got popular because of the child killer lore stuff not the animatronics, but now that it's 100% a kids franchise the one interesting part is off limits. Shame too cause an M style thriller about the events of the atari cutscenes from William Aftons perspective could have been kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was popular before gay theory’s videos

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats from the games, not theory videos. The 5 kids are mentioned as early as the first game in hidden screens

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda looks like shit

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    chud

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main issue I see is if it's PG-13.
    IT had a ton of hype around it and it hit 700mill. I'm not seeing the same levels of hype, and this needs to be carried largely by teens.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PG 13
    Should have just let Tim Burton directed it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim Burton's last good movie was Big Fish 20 years ago, he would probably still be better than a woman though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not saying he makes good movies but he does manage to make kiddy movies creepy and unsettling without even trying.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One fazbillion dollars

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    despite them actually constructing physical costumes, they look like they were rendrered in Source Filmmaker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably because they polished it way too clean.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie will be based. im glad studios are finally adapting things besides marvel and star wars, the popularity of mario and barbie should show people are DESPERATE for anything else.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are two ways to rate this movie:
    1) The usual way. Using this method we can summarize that it was directed by a woman, therefore 0/10.
    2) The Practical Effect Chad way. Just because all modern movies have godawful troony israelite Black person goyslop shitty fricked degenerate homosexual queer terrible schlock CGI, I decided to rate all movies that prefer practical effects 10/10, therefore it's a 10/10

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh screencap

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely nobody will want to see this except for who likes the games. I didn't even know this was a thing. It'll be worse than Willy's Wonderland

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to see it and whatever. But honestly it doesn't look scary at all.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds
    isn't the game basically a night trap clone

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't already a shitty nic cage movie about it

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it hits 1b it means it will be some meme movie with manifactured outrage and more care put into mrketing than in the movie.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers really think FNAF is anywhere close to Mario in terms of popularity

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first shot of the trailer is a tracking shot of a car from a drone
    RED LETTER MEDIA TOLD ME THAT WAS A THING BAD MOVIES DID

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a bad thing it's just not as impressive now that everyone can do it with a drone. Tracking shots are great though and frick RLM hacks

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would chuds be mad at this?
    The creator of FNAF is an outspoken conservative

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally Hitler according to Twitter and he is the only person who was cancelled and didn't apologize for what he was being cancelled.

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