Frick you it was kino.

Frick you it was kino.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino but that b***h with the forehead should have been cast by an actual cute girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      or just not have been a character at all she was pretty annoying and the only bad thing about the movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's the only thing that held the film down and it'd have been mega successful otherwise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forehead took up valuable screentime that could've been used on any of the other much more fun and interesting characters, or the much worse negress, so all in all I remain neutral.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quite liked the young asiatic, good first impression as an actor

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the Jap actor was based and memorable, in this and that Snake Eyes GI Joe movie. He's going to be a great 'hey, it's that guy!' actor

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might check that out, as an actor he really felt like someone who understood both Japanese and American acting styles, I assumed he was a hafu.

            Hmmm... hard to tell. He is handsome he is sauve. But is he a Bond?.. I just dunno about that.
            He was a great character in Bullet Train though

            My opinion of this Black person went up hugely after this movie, plus he's living the hentai mommy life IRL

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hate frick the prostitute with the 5 head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will not touch. Joey is cute and wholesome.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find her intensely hot.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found it very entertaining, like watching that old samurai jack with all the different bounty hunters

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't play the Thomas the Tank Engine ending song in the credits

    Missed opportunity

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one(s) in charge of the post credit scene is a fricking diesel lad

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now watch this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with you?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who played Tangerine will be the new James Bond

    Based or cringe?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm... hard to tell. He is handsome he is sauve. But is he a Bond?.. I just dunno about that.
      He was a great character in Bullet Train though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when Craig was announced as Bond the main complaint in England was that he was blonde which James Bond could not be in their view. Not even that long ago people actually cared about their identity more, now they don't care if a Black person plays a king. SAD!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Things went to hell when Drumpf got elected. People still had balls back then. Craig is a psyop though. It's clear by making the ultra masculine ubermensch with no flaws James Bond some ugly Putin looking guy you demoralize male viewers. ATJ is a step in the right direction despite ((*~~

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was surprised he was the same guy from kick-ass, after seeing him in the nip movie he has potential

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was legit fricking astounded this is the guy who played Kick Ass. He has the same face but somehow it didn't register at all. Great stuff. He'd make for a good modern youthful Bond for sure. I'd take him over any good but boring choices like Cavill or Hiddleston. Also, the best part of Nocturnal Animals.
              >vegana BOY, YOU GOT A vegana ?!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        for a Bond for this generation, he's good. Good body and looks good in a suit and moves really good too in action and has been doing stuff since 2010 (Kick Ass ofc). I feel like he's as good as you're gonna get. He was the only halfway memorable part of Tenet and Bullet Train and was a believable lead in Kick Ass but he's not an ultra big star yet and Bond could be that big break.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's already better than Craig by default

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not short
        >not ugly
        >not dirt slav blonde

        Not a high bar to clear. How the FRICK was that dysgenic ugly man James Bond for 15 years? Was it a psyop?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm... hard to tell. He is handsome he is sauve. But is he a Bond?.. I just dunno about that.
      He was a great character in Bullet Train though

      He got just the perfect intonation and lovely accent especially in comedic or sarcastic manner

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 5'10"
      He will be no more based or cringe than Craig.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not as tall as Connery or Brosnan but he's way more cool looking than Craig by far. No one wants to be Craig, that's why he's the worst Bond. I can see zoomers idolizing this guy though if he becomes Bond.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean not for nothing but me personally I'm 5'6, I never let that shit hold me back. I'm well trained in MMA, got Krav Mega under my belt, and I was in the service. I've gotten into plenty of street fights and a lot of these "big" and "tough" guys tire out after just exchanging a few blows, and that's when I strike, knocking them the frick out. You can cope all you want about manlets online, but the reality is I know for a fact I could beat the shit out of 99% of this board.
        >B-But me bigger!
        Fight ends up on the grown, I get you locked, it's over.
        You stay on your feet? All good, I tire you out then just graze your chin, it's over.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mansplaining

    Turned it off then and there. Not even two seconds after he said it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    people hating on forehead are homosexuals

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's kino for people with IQs under 90.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats iq?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been 90 minutes.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    True

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lame movie but it had supreme cinematography. No surprise the guy who directed it made Atomic Blonde. He should do the new Bond.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Atomic Blonde
        another garbage movie with a few cool shots here and there

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lt was enjoyable banter with some good actors.
    It's no Godfather.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peaky blinders >>>>>>>>> Boomer's snorefest

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved Peaky Blinders, but that is a series and not a film.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved Peaky Blinders, but that is a series and not a film.

        Peaky Blinders is so goddamn mediocre. I just watched Boardwalk Empire and that is a far superior similar style show

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Peaky Blinders is so goddamn mediocre. I just watched Boardwalk Empire and that is a far superior similar style show

        They are both good.
        Why are you autists bringing up unrelated shows in this thread though?

        Should I start talking about how The Leftovers is 100x better than either of those?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leftovers is one of my favorite shows

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I liked it too.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the original story
    >no one is a Black person
    >the prince is not a girl
    >the prince is not a relative of the evil gangster boss
    >the bad guys are yakuza and not russians
    >all characters are japanese

    The movie was alright, although everything looked fake and the story had been significantly downgraded and propagandized for goy audiences. Gives you some insight how much better the book really is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this is just some first impression bullshit, you were just weirded out how an adaptation is radically different than your first love.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read the book after watching the movie, moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s also no grand finale Hollywood CGI slopfest
      And the elder is a couple

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah part of Bullet Trains fun was all the different mercenaries with radically different backgrounds, diversity is fun when its a free for all battle royale type situation

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    best evidence it definitely wasn´{t

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tangerine was the best character and it's the only time i've enjoyed one of Taylor Johnson's characters

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    watched to ~2/3 in and turned it off cause it was just annoying by then with shitty 'funny' non-sequitur dialogue between aforementioned annoying characters and barely anything happening to drive the plot along

    might watch again asp over Christmas though if I'm stuck

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody even talked about it when it came out, but it's a genuinely entertaining movie and the black guy was probably the best character in it.

    I don't know how they pulled it off.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit: the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks. That was all I needed to know. Deleting torrent.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking homosexual is fricking everywhere frick i hate him and his fricking npc fans who unironically think his lyrics are deep when it is the most turbonormie shit in existence and if you don't agree well good luck getting laid. i hate living in a third world shithole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toma gap

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak, but I discovered Joey.

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