This movie will be an absolute failure and one of the worst ones of the year
Mark my words. They're making the same mistake with what they did with Catwoman back in 2006
>This movie will be an absolute failure
Only critically I presume, we have all the previous spiderman sony movies to prove that. But this is technically a spiderverse movie inbetween across the spiderverse and beyond the spiderverse so I think people might go to see it on that basis. Plus they'll probably reference Holland.
That's because it is. But there's still going to be some multiverse frickery in it and since atsv has a cliffhanger ending there's bound to be some people going to see it, even with sony's track record
Anon, they don't have ground breaking animation to carry this movie. You have a bunch of relatively d list characters in a weird plot that is literally final destination on a cw production level budget. Most of the comments on YouTube were taking the piss on it
I just remember people mocking that goofy ass line about studying spiders in the Amazon, being pissed about what they've done to Ezekiel, and generally treating it like another Morbius tier laughing stock.
Literally Arnie Schwarzenegger breasts, didn't work with Eternals, Marvels, when will these idiots learn? If they want the female audience, make the girls pretty and sexy like Barbie, but for that they need to have straight people there. bring in female heroines and sexy villains, but it shouldn't even matter anymore because they've managed to kill the genre
I'm both happy an unhappy. Unhappy because we're yet to get actual Jessica Drew (ATSV is abomination and even fans of the movie dislike her) but happy because Sony has yet to rape the character.
For some reason even though I lost faith in MCU atm I still want Jess to be primarily in MCU than Sony.
They're "trying" to make these actually comic book designs BUT they're missing a key feature. The eyes. The eyes need to be completely white lenses. Two of them are straight up missing them.
lol Women actors and the people who make their costumes just can't put full masks on them, ever, can they.
I mean, what can we expect from this, its just going to be another STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN movie, why can't they just make them strong like they did in the 80's and 90's.
This movie will be an absolute failure and one of the worst ones of the year
Mark my words. They're making the same mistake with what they did with Catwoman back in 2006
>This movie will be an absolute failure
Only critically I presume, we have all the previous spiderman sony movies to prove that. But this is technically a spiderverse movie inbetween across the spiderverse and beyond the spiderverse so I think people might go to see it on that basis. Plus they'll probably reference Holland.
>technically a spiderverse movie
It's closer to being a Morbius movie.
That's because it is. But there's still going to be some multiverse frickery in it and since atsv has a cliffhanger ending there's bound to be some people going to see it, even with sony's track record
Anon, they don't have ground breaking animation to carry this movie. You have a bunch of relatively d list characters in a weird plot that is literally final destination on a cw production level budget. Most of the comments on YouTube were taking the piss on it
who the frick is that on the left?
Mattie Franklin, Spider-Woman III
Idk They made her black I guess
Based!
Shill.
Remember when the first trailer came out and people were saying it actually looked surprisingly good? What the frick happened between now and then?
nobody said that?
I just remember people mocking that goofy ass line about studying spiders in the Amazon, being pissed about what they've done to Ezekiel, and generally treating it like another Morbius tier laughing stock.
Anon, you've slipped timestreams again
I only remember saying that Julia's costume looked hot
I stand by that
The only thing positive I remember was people saying the girls costumes looked faithful, albeit CW-tier.
It's coming out next month? Wtf
on february 14th too so you can bring a chick to see the new spiderman movie!!
Im just happy we are getting some Spider-Woman/Girls on screen
>not even the red/yellow outfit
trash
Because she's Madame Web, not Spider-Woman.
why isn't the original spider-woman in the spider-woman movie?
Because it's a Madame Web movie guest starring Spider-Women.
that's gay af no cap
CW vibes
Woke and cheap costumes
Literally Arnie Schwarzenegger breasts, didn't work with Eternals, Marvels, when will these idiots learn? If they want the female audience, make the girls pretty and sexy like Barbie, but for that they need to have straight people there. bring in female heroines and sexy villains, but it shouldn't even matter anymore because they've managed to kill the genre
Look man, the inevitable porn parody is going to do them more justice and have a better plot.
Let that reality sink in.
Do they even still make those or did that fad die?
I'm both happy an unhappy. Unhappy because we're yet to get actual Jessica Drew (ATSV is abomination and even fans of the movie dislike her) but happy because Sony has yet to rape the character.
For some reason even though I lost faith in MCU atm I still want Jess to be primarily in MCU than Sony.
They're "trying" to make these actually comic book designs BUT they're missing a key feature. The eyes. The eyes need to be completely white lenses. Two of them are straight up missing them.
sadly, i HAVE to watch this crap because moner is in it
as a white male it's my duty and privilege to watch any and all moner kino
They fricked up by not letting her keep the short hair. She's so cute.
is this the porn parody or something?
WOAH WOAH WOAH, hey there anon, that's a low blow.
Porn Parodies have way better costumes.
KILL YOURSELF
lol Women actors and the people who make their costumes just can't put full masks on them, ever, can they.
I mean, what can we expect from this, its just going to be another STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN movie, why can't they just make them strong like they did in the 80's and 90's.
Better look. I dig them.
They look stupid, Mr. Online Marketer.
So fricking cheap.
Is Hasbro going to make figures based on this movie? Can retail survive another afro Spiderxir shelf warmer?
All toys that aren't Lego are shelf warmers
Holy frick this looks like a porn parody cover.
>anything features women in shitty ass costumes
>"DURRR IS THIS LE PORN?"
Yeah this is an insult to porn movie covers, those are actually good.
>all those names on the cover
there's only man who knows each and every single one by heart
I watch for she