give me some movies about primates. i'm in a monkeying around kind of mood.
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I fricking wish that dumb fat piece of shit would ever dream of grabbing me like that. Yeah see how fast you get fricking dropped.
Based monkey destroyer
Based and grabbing your captorspilled
>Manhandled by a fricking monkey in a cage
Humans are pathetic
The monke has the leverage advantage because of the cage
okay jack sparrow
>500 pound lift strength
>600 pound grip
That ape could've snapped the leg through the grates if it wanted to. 7x stronger than a human.
Monke is still in a cage.
We keep the monkeys in cages for the sole purpose that they don't rise up.
Boyz N da Hood
Imagine being a twink that can't escape a monkey.
dunston checks in
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A REAL TOOL USER WOULD USE A BAG YOU
FRICKING
IDIOT
Me picking up cigarette butts outside the liquor store.
please tell me you dont actually do that
Not him but I have a friend that does that, so I wouldn't rule it out
Why would I waste money on tobacco when I can waste money on just filters & papers and scavenge free tobacco
everybody point and laugh!
everybody feed and seed!
Holy based monkey, that's his leg now.
Friday
Bad boyz
Boyz in da hood
Anything Netflix and Disney makes
The new rangz that of dem powurz
The monkey could sense he was a homosexual and wanted a piece of that.
Threadly reminder that in the end the orangutan hugged his leg so hard that it fused with the metal bar and the man had to choose between living the rest of his life as a half-human half-cage hybrid or have his leg amputated and now he's an amputee
Dunston Rolls In
>stealth roll in
>finesse blankey
>hostile under blankey
>combat roll retreat
Tactical Monke Action
>hides behind his brothers
What a prick.
The way they hold eachother when they are scared is adorable
this entire series of videos on yt is essential cute monkecore
>bunch of orphaned/rescued orangutans have to be taught how to function so they can be released into the wild
Its like kindergarten/preschool but for apes in the middle of the fricking jungle
Fun fact, if you torture and abuse an orangutan enough, it will kill you by just grabbing and pulling stuff off. We're talking fingers pulled out by the roots like that Saw trap.
you know, i still believe a gorilla could MAYBE do it, but i don't think an orang or a chimp could.
the gorilla is a maybe, but definitely nothing lower than a gorilla.
i come to this conclusion because i saw a video where an adult male lion bit onto an african man's hand and pulled for ages before it wound up just degloving him, not even separating the bone.
different mechanisms. The lion's mouth is supposed to rip flesh, the ape's hand is designed to pull 600lb without slipping.
the lion's bite force is greater than the ape's grip. it had bit onto his index, middle, and ring fingers at their base at the knuckle.
it bit with its front teeth, too, the ones meant for cutting through flesh and muscle.
I really think it's easier to wrench off one finger than bite through three at once. Would have to be one big angry orangutan though, safe to say it's not a common fate
>cutting through flesh and muscle
Yes but not bone
Chimps have moron strength
They are probably more likely to rip out your dick and eyeballs though
Yesterday I saw Shakma. Not very good, but still... it's monke movie
Congo
imagine if planet of the apes were real, they had a mini evolution and became super smart and then they were able to rally the lesser nonkeys against us also
are we the lesser monkeys
Just stab him, what's the problem? Why are humans such fricking pussies around animals?
It's clearly attacking you, moron.
And risk the monke getting his hands on a weapon?
If only that twink worked out, he could've resisted that monke.
Nope. They can lift 220 kg
I can lift 225kg.
that's it?
You better have 4 hands also and a bite that can chew off bone.
fyi: the smallest bear shits on any gorilla
Meanwhile there is not a single animal on earth that can win a confrontation with an angry goose
Except horses. Wish Id saved the webm but theres one of a huge clydesdale effortlessly kicking a goose and just destroys it.
Gotcha covered bro.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AYetVPMhh7w
https://youtube.com/shorts/AYetVPMhh7w?
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They want your homosexual ass back
>Reddit called
>posting a reddit screen
kek
Nobody ever told him it takes on to know one what a dope
>uses reddit
>belittles others to "fit" in
how do you become such a homosexual where not visiting a website is somehow a point of pride have you got so little going on in your life?
Aren't pretty much all movies about primates?
how would the planet of the apes been different if the Canadian goose showed up
I don't get this. Everyone says that Canadian Geese are violent but I pass by them walking all the time and they're peaceful.
Maybe they recognize you because you walk by so often. Birds are pretty good at recognizing specific individuals.
try again when they have chicks around
I thought you meant women for a second and got mad that geese have more game than me.
But they literally do have chicks right now. I've pretty much watched them grow up.
My friend chased after a group of geese with babies and the mother flew off and one baby got stuck in mud so he took it home. It didnt know how to eat so he ended up giving it to a duck sancuary thing so it grew up thinking it was a big duck.
>I don't get this. Everyone says that Canadian Geese are violent but I pass by them walking all the time and they're peaceful.
god animals are such pussies
why are geese such wienery, aggressive buttholes?
completely buck broken
The apes would get their elephant friends to equalize the balance of power.
Damn i think that's the first time I see something fighting back against geese.
The cool part is the babby heffelump is visibly having fun.
thats one strong monkey
Boyz n the Hood, Do The Right Thing, 12 Years a Slave, Black Panther, etc
is it that time of day already
frick off
can we ever return?
>12M views
Jesus fricking christ did a streamer reference this meme or something
this shit has been a normie meme for a while bro
Why didn't he just take his shirt off?
how come monkeys all get to have moron strength but we dont wtf
would you rather be moronic but strong?
im already moronic
super strong but moronic as frick with a dong that drags behind me as i walk
a lot of the functional strength comes from their strong hands. As a millenial, I trained from childhood to support my weight on either hand because of pic related. You don't want to monke around with me.
Planet of the apes
Black Panther
Project X
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>brazilian gf wants dick
>almost 100 replies in and still no monkey abuse webms
what's the point?
the SEAmonkeys are just starting to wake up, give it time
Hilarious and terrifying
The speed of that grab, its look of determination, the transition it makes to the legs for a more solid hold....wild