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>IF YOU WATCHING THEM THEREFORE YOU ARE JUST IMAGINING YOU HAVE FRIENDS
so when I watch david attenborough I am imagining he is my friend, when I watch the latest capseshit I am imagining ironman is my friend, when I watch the news I am imagining a serial killer who chopped children into little pieces and jerk offd with their entrails is my friend
people will write self assuaging schizo fanfic about who they're yelling at online. Just don't reply.
yes to all of them, all pathetic surrogate activities.
mostly rich, whenever he laughs it sounds like he has spit and cum in the back of his throat hes gurgling not even making a joke listen to his laugh its disgusting
These Black folk were 20+ when home alone came out, no way they watched and enjoyed that shit especially as star trek star wars nerds.
Mccaulay should have visited me instead!
Mac's the kind of guy you'd drink a few beers with and then he'd try to grab your dick and play it off like he was joking when you recoil from him but he wasn't actually joking.
haha not that you''d have any experience with that, right, Anon? haha
How did he get that cute asian wife
So he’s like all of my friends
Jay is 3 weeks younger than Home Alone kid.
What did Mike see?
an underage male he wanted to molest
An alive prostitute
The surface of the sun.
An six pack that, just like all those women was asking for it.
Mark Hamill's reaction to Last Jedi
An unhanged Black.
>these are all real
a ghost
If it's not just Mike and Jay I don't really care.
I never liked them in the first place.
They review all this corporate trash because they know that is what gets views. They have no knowledge of arthouse or foreign films which actually meaningfully engage with the medium. Channels like this are just a distraction.
>muh arthouse or foreign films
Name three arthouse movies from the last five years that weren't pretentious tripe.
What does "pretentious" mean to you? Anything that's not capeshit, presumably.
Frick you, homosexual - I know it's not all crap, but I can count on two hands the indie movies from the last decade that weren't boring as frick or lost so far up their own butthole you needed a lantern and spelunking gear to find your way back out. Hell, 2013 is the last year I can remember where there was a lot of good independent features and docs released - you had Nebraska, Jodorosky's Dune, Blue Ruin, Pandora's Promise, Under the Skin, Tim's Vermeer, Blackfish, etc. It's been all downhill since then and the indie film releases have gotten more and more unimpressive over the last decade. I'm struggling to think of anything from the last four or five years that's really impressed me and all I'm coming up with is Vast of Night (which was pretty solid) and I'm Thinking of Ending Things (which the jury's still out on, it frustrated the frick out of me and I can't decide if it's pretentious horseshit or kind of brilliant in its own way).
Getting pissed off that they haven't reviewed Gay Cowboy Movie #43 or Smug Millennial Urban Romance Movie #207 is fricking stupid.
what does pretentious mean to you?
name three and we'll see
I can't believe they don't at least watch more asian stuff. There is so much Hong Kong action schlock they would absolutely love but they're incapable of reading subtitles. It's pretty sad how American they are sometimes.
Anon, people are legit raging because they DON'T review enough corporate trash and instead review other stuff.
How fricking stupid can you be?
Recommend something better then?
I hated them from the beginning.
Do you think they will review Shelby Oaks?
Why is he walking like that
Forgot to remove his buttplug.
how did stucks make this look so damn realistic? it's almost as if he's really on the street!
Kino
DAHNALD
THE DELEGATES
Why would you hate your friends?
Why don't you stop fricking watching them and spamming them all the time then you gay moron
I won't be surprised when some Cinemaphile schizo goes to their warehouse and shoots up the place.
Latza already tried and failed
The Latza Saga And Redemption Arc is one of the best things that ever happened on Cinemaphile
qrd?
Latza send in a video asking to join or some shit. I think the audition video is unlisted but google can help.
it's not really that interesting but I don't actually know him anyway.
Every podcast really does have the exact same 4 white guys, huh?
Jews aren't white
Why don’t you just have your own opinions, you homosexuals? I hate internet culture and anyone that watches morons talk about media.
then get off a board that has talks about media you sheep homosexual.
The illusion was broken when I finally watched Space Cop.
I realized that Mike was a fraud. The emperor had no clothes.
His scripted stuff is awful. Like not funny bad, just awful. Scientist Man, Space Cop etc, it's completely unfunny. And they go on about how they don't like things that are "bad on purpose" but then everything they make is bad on purpose and complete shit.
the fake trailer they made a decade ago had more spirit and comic timing than the film they eventually made.
shame. some thing should stay as a short story.
Everyone except Mike, Rich and Jay is pretty much worthless on the show
BOTW is a played-out concept
HiTB, Mike and Jay Talk About and Re:View are good
The catchup shows recommend so much kino that it makes you wonder why they bother reviewing anything else
>BOTW is a played-out concept
You do know their whole thing as friends is watching bad B-Movies and are part of a larger community of bad movie watchers, right? Me and my friends also get together to watch old bad movies and stuff from BOTW has given us great stuff to watch.
If that's what you enjoy then great
I do not want to watch shit movies so it doesn't appeal to me
So basically you're saying they should stop doing a thing you don't like despite others enjoying it. It's also more about laughing at how bad it is and what was going through the minds of the people making it. We and them have had times where we just stop a movie if there's nothing to get out it. Some times it's just a crap movie not worth watching.
>he hasn't watch MST3K
Should be a bannable offense on Cinemaphile
BOTW is pretty boring as of late.
Wasn't the campus conflicts BOTW? That was pretty good
In the Junka, he was hilarious. So he's good in my eyes
>Obi-wan is hilarious and fun because it's the most grade-Z Star Wars to date
>because we lack the talent or insight to make anything but grade-Z shit like Space Cop ourselves
>and the wit to make anything but post-ironic non-jokes
>now pass me a beer so my skinnyfat physique can get more dilapidated and gross
Typical millennials, really. Surprised they don't all have those pussy-hair beard messes, too.
What's really confusing people is the inconsistency in their opinions. The Kenobi show exemplifies a lot of what was also wrong with the prequels, except for everything being fricking green screened, but they like it because it's not quite as shitty as the other SW stuff has been since Disney took over. This comtradicts what they said about how the sequels being shit doesn't mean the prequels are somehow better now than they were before, which is valid logic. I don't think they're paid or anything, but it is weird. Even Jay was visibly puzzled by their logic and their semi positive review.
*contradicts
Their unrestrained hatred for the prequels has as much to do with their age at the time of release as much as anything else. Mike was really into film in his 20s and Star Wars meant a lot to him. If the prequels were released today Mike would probably just apathetically laugh at them the way he does over stuff. They’re middle aged now.
Makes sense.
They were on his Bunny Ears podcast twice. I notice the show seems to be over now though. No new episodes in a long time.
culkin is back to acting, no need to slum with the youtube crowd
he was on a recent season of american horror story
t. miserable millennial/gen x with no friends and drinks too much. kys anon
youre overweight too buddy dont larp
no you dont
>projection
>cope
>seethe
bro we get it youre a gay Black person
SEETHING fatty
Probably the thing that bothers me the most about all of them is the fact that you can tell none of them have ever lifted one weight in their entire lives. Wouldn't be surprised, like at all, if those four couldn't do 10 pushups collectively.
I mean, it takes such minimal effort to exercise for half an hour 3 times a day. An what's worse is that this seems to be an ubiquitous "style" for anyone who's into shit like Star Wars/Trek or capeshit. Like WHY?
why would they exercise? is that going to make better scifi movies come out?
>why would they exercise?
Self respect and so they can look like men and not bearded boys.
thats what bothers you? they're old men moron
did you men to say 3x a week?
one of them could have been an elite athlete at 20 and still look like that now.
This is most American men now. It's funny because about 10 years ago you could still be publicly mocked for being a fat old man that dressed like a toddler. Now society has collectively given up while being programmed that being fat and gross is the new average.
I like botw and when they talk about old movies I liked when I was a kid. Don't care when they review new stuff (unless they torture themselves with nutrek, now THAT is funny)
>Review capeshit and blockbuster trash endlessly
>A handful of people on twitter ask them to review The Batman
>Bring it up in every video for the next 6 months
I don't care if they review it or not, but the joke wasn't that funny to begin with, let alone being worth rehashing at every opportunity
Them acting like they're too good for it is such a farce.
Like they'll watch james guns suicide squad, or another doctor strange movie, but Batman? Heaven forbid, they don't have time for that!!
remember these fat c**ts were wrong about the prequels kek
Wrong in what way?
>Makes fun of millenials for not liking Empire Strikes Back because “it’s the most boringest” despite there not being a single millenial alive who would tell you ESB is “boring”
>thesis of his criticism of the prequels is that they’re too boring for children
>favorite Star Trek movie is The Motion Picture which takes 3 hours to tell a story suited to the 50 minute Star Trek episode format
They were right.
RLM is insecure and dishonest. I wish they would stop being affraid and actually make something good and authentic. I honestly believe spacecop is not the best they can do. Everything is mired in this ironic
shit because if they would apply themselves and try they would be vulnerable and we can’t have that can we? They claim they don’t care anymore about Star Wars yet admit they spent over 5 hours talking about the fricking Obi wan show of all things. They still care very much.
havent watched since they told jack to frick off because he was getting popular
Same thing happened to Josh A.K.A The Wizard. Mike noticed that he was a fan favorite and was getting popular enough to usurp him so he got jealous and kicked him from the company.
I've trascended beyond such banal binary frivolities. The Jack/Josh question is beneath me now. I'm an evolved man,an enlightened man, a forever man.
Who am i? I'm a TimChad!!!!!!!!
why has jack been in the recent episodes?
jack use to drink a few beers and claimed he was an alcoholic
he was as insufferable as most born agains are
stopped watching about 2 years ago. they offer no interesting insight, have terrible taste and even though they clearly think they are highbrow critics are barely above normie level of taste. old BotW has been very entertaining though and I am glad I watched it but they have nothing to offer anymore
They aren't analyzing movies, kek.
My best friends in the world.
israelite Chudklasa signed his death sentence
I've never liked them because I have friends irl
Nothing based about this statement. Nothing about mailing a bomb to Mike, murdering his family etc
OP, I understand you totally. I've been watching RLM casually for probably eight years, and I would always click on their new stuff, just to see what was going on, and as a way to find out about movies that I had no interest in watching myself, but lately, I've come to see them as part of the problem of what I find so off-putting about so much of what's going on with Western Civilization.
They don't create anything, and the things they do create are truly awful. They are parasitic destroyers. The fact that Mike made the argument for JJ to direct the sequels and then that happened, and then the sequels revealed just how bad Hollywood had gotten, and they never made any real attempt to understand their own role in it, is supremely telling.
Having now spent some time really trying my best to understand the prequels (I never hated them; I mostly didn't care) and to see just how truly good they are, I can more clearly see the direct connection between RLM and our decaying society. They are, in some ways, precisely everything that it wrong with our culture. I'm ashamed that it took me a decade to realize just how destructive they are. But I'm slowly, day by day, trying to make myself a better person. There are still beautiful and wonderful people in the world. There is still edifying art to be made. There are important things to be said, and finding a way to share these things, through art, through cinema, is now more important than ever. The fact that these guys are so stunted that they either cannot see their own role in creating the things they hate is a tragedy. When I watch them now, it's because there is a certain kind of art in their trajectory, which is a kind of flat-line last-man descent into alcoholism and oblivion. I don't hate them so much as pity them. I am happy that I am not on their self-loathing, irony-fueled treadmill, and I still hope that some day they can snap out of it and begin the upward climb. Truly.
Irony is the bane of our culture
I enjoy their content, but don't understand why people use them as a friend simulator. I'm sure I wouldn't enjoy their company and vice versa. Also, Rich's voice and laugh is like nails on a chalkboard. I couldn't stand to be around him for this reason alone.
I was watching some Previously Recorded streams, and some weird shit happened: whenever Rich would get really loud, my tv would either turn off or change channels. I would then turn the tv on or put it back to HDMI 2, then rewind the stream back to just before the problem occurred. And it would happen again, at the exact same moment in the stream. I guess he hits a frequency that fricks shit up. I also got tired of his low brow atheist/I fricking love science bullshit. I hadn't really watched PR before, and holy shit he can be cringe.
He doesn't have the knowledge or charisma that Mike and Jay have and yet he seems full of himself. It's obvious he's only there, because he's their friend. Also, they know their moronic fanbase treats him like some sort of mascot and would riot if they removed him.
You guys don't find it extremely weird they let on 2 of the biggest hollywood pedo groomers?
my most sincere hope is they'll get the cinemasins treatment and some normie will make a video exposing how cringey, juvenile and midwit their idea of criticism actually is. they're basically the nostalgia critic, just less autistic. they're only capable of interpreting media by comparing it to the shit they watched when they were children - ghostbusters, star wars, tng. that mindset is incapable of understanding art on its own terms, so corporate committee manufactured abominations like disneywars will pass the smell test so long as they follow a familiar structure and use about as much cgi as something from the 90s
Absolutely and irrefutably correct
YouTube is a den of cinematically illiterate frauds who farm clicks from 3rd world actual children and wh*te disney manchildren
This guy is a smoothbrain holy shit.
>Cuckman's point is that Lucas has shitty ideas and highlights that by pointing out different ideas for executing the scene
>This gay's counterargument is a logical fallacy of appeal to popularity (hurrr Lucas made Star Wars and you made nothing popular you is wrong).
Not to mention this little homosexual constantly sounds bored, talks too quietly and has less charisma than any of the bad actors in the new trilogy.
Never share this trash again holy FRICK Lucas really tricked a lot of dumb homosexuals these last few decades. This fat charlatan sold Star Wars almost a decade ago and STILL has moronic simps shilling his nonsense.
Seems like i've struck a nerve...
>This movie didn't do a thing I would do/thing that I like
That's not a validate critique
I would have loved it if in the Avengers movies, Black Widow and Scarlet Witch had a lesbian sex scene
Is it a valid critique for me to say a flaw of the movie is that it didn't have something I would have liked?
A valid critique would be something like a plot hole, dialogue issues, unintended character/story inconsistency, or contradictory in-universe logic.
Even when they try to do critiques it shows they weren't paying attention
>Droids are so weak why are they even in the series? That's bad writing
They are weak but they're not uselss. They're cheap and disposable, that means they will eventually win via numbers versus an organic human
Yes clones are better but cost more, so droids have their worth.
>Why is the camera always going left to right during racing scenes
Fixed track and basic filmmaking technique to show progression from audience viewpoint
I don't even like Star Wars, but nothing any of them said were legitimate critiques
I can't stand people who act like THING I DON'T LIKE = VALID FLAW
I couldn’t watch more than a few minutes. I hate this guys voice he sounds like a 300lb troony.
>THEY'RE SHOOTING THE RODEO WITH THE NOT-GAYS!!! TVTROPES PLEASE ADOPT MY FORCED NEOLIGISMS, I NEED A LEGACY!!!
they've already made their legacy
Damn, that's pretty cool.
I like them all, I even like Aids Moby but frick Josh, he annoys me
What was with her home alone kid phase? I was surprised to see him appearing in as many episodes as he did. He even got RLM to do 2 podcasts on his YouTube channel (that's now dead) and then suddenly he just stopped appearing
They can be quite funny off-the-cuff but too much of their comedy is made in "hilarious" awkward editing and nailing the same lame joke into the fricking ground over and over again. It gets tiresome after so many years
They’ve never been very insightful but I feel even the “hang-out” quality of their vids is beginning to wane. That Obi Wan vídeo was just incoherent rambling between Mike and Rich, with Jay not having the heart to share his full opinion.
I thought Jay held his ground pretty well. He just doesn't have that much of a dog in the fight. I did notice Mike and Rich let it slide that the original trilogy implies Leia and Obi Wan had never met, but now they had this adventure that they apparently never spoke of again. But in another video, maybe it was the Solo review, they took issue with similar inconsistency.
Looks like Culkin was unironically just using them to try and set up his own YouTube channel. Now it’s failed and he wants nothing to do with them. Sad.
He makes Culkin seem like a good guest.
I actually like this guy, I just wish he was more comfortable in front of the camera and elaborated his points more often.
For over a good year I thought he was the crazy conspiracy guy from Stranger Things
He's fricking great get fricked.
tim is great
>hes a drunk
>he has a real job outside of "film"
>no idea his politics unlike jack or josh
>no idea his politics unlike jack or josh
you chuds need to pick a lane when it comes to allowed to give political views or not allowed
I liked him too
based Mike still makes everyone seethe
We’re disappointed.
Gay take. They're still enjoyable as frick.
What words to use to filter out flag letter media threads?
Going back to ręddįt works.
red
Yeah, I stopped watching them a few years back. I noticed they were being hypocrites a lot.
>one episode
>"Oh no, thats really mean to make fun of old people."
>later episode
>"Haha wouldn't it be funny if that old man fell over and couldn't get up?"
Stuff like that. Kind of annoyed me. Also they seemed like they were being contrarians on purpose at times.
What. Are you autistic? They always made fun of old people.
Also, only Mike is contrarian.
There was an episode where they were condemning some movie they didn't like for doing it. I don't remember which one it was, but they did it a few times (not just old people, doing other stuff). It was annoying for them to act holier than thou while also laughing and making those same jokes an episode later.
You'll have to figure out which one it is.
All leftie shit is performative and not actually based on a coherent moral framework. That's how you get shit like championing pride parades one day and calling Trump a homosexual for Putin the next.
I was very disappointed with their Obi Wan review video. These are the guys who made it big on their Plinkett reviews that critiqued Star Wars as hard as it could. Then they review Kenobi and they don't say much of it other than it's okay? It's not even okay IMO. It's fricking trash.
I stopped watching them when they gave Thor Ragnarok a positive review.
it's the best Thor movie though. The others are trash.
Oh, I liked the movie, their review was just really gay.
Yea, Mike was burned out by Marvel movies. I'm not a fan of that review too. But I can disagree with someone and still enjoy their content.
will they ever collaborate with Cinemassacre?
They have enough money to make really low budget films and get out of the hell they are in.
But they are also self aware enough that they are not remotely good filmmakers.... and only have the ability to critique
Hate is a strong word. But I just checked my YouTube and I haven’t watched any of their videos since the Moonfall one
Are you jealous that even tho they amount to nothing it is still more than you
Jay is the only one I genuinely hate
Did you mistype "Love"?
Jay has become the strongest member of the group by a distance.
Who's a better editor - Mike or Jay?
Jay maybe technically but Mike can make things funnier.
Honestly, they're both good. I honestly don't mind either.
>new rlm video
>watch
>chuckle a few times
>video ends
>move on with life
am i a normie
No, you're just not insane in this one regard. I'm not a huge fan either. I like to have them in the background when I'm doing something else. I'm not invested in their opinions.
I think it's a natural process that happens with all non-reciprocal relationships. People - and groups like theirs - naturally change over time. In this parasocial relationship, you and them change and develop independently of each other. So naturally, they will eventually change in a way you don't appreciate. You feel sad and maybe even betrayed by how they changed (or didn't) and grow to dislike them. I think this applies to whatever weird thing we have here on Cinemaphile, where the seething mass of faceless posters develops almost on its own and each individual anon is just kind of there, confronted by this amorphous blob. The only relationships that can survive long-term are reciprocal ones.
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT A MALE CHARACTER SHOWING SEXUAL INTEREST IN A FEMALE CHARACTER??????? IT'S THE NOT-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I enjoy their talks about Star Trek, but their opinions on other things are dubious. I decided to watch Severance recently based on Mike's glowing endorsement and it wasn't even that good.
Interactions between Mike and Rich are still good, and I enjoy the two Canadians who are never around anymore. Jay is like a lead weight and his homosexuality has corrupted the gang.
The Macaulay episodes were fricking terrible. He's the worst guest they've ever had.
Junka 2 was good.
the moment they stopped talking about films and just made videos on whatever capeshit was out was the moment i knew i grew out of them
This is proof most haters have no idea what the frick they're talking about. It's been at least 3 years since they've done mainly Marvel movies. Nowadays they do one a year.
Jay is a hipster contrarian. He hates anything that's popular in modern times while propping up old nostalgia pieces and shitty arthouse movies. You can tell everything he's going to say about a movie before he even opens his mouth.
Rich is just reddit in human form. If there's quips and action scenes he's going to enjoy it. I don't think he's ever made an insightful comment, he's the worst of the lot.
Mike is the wild card. He seems to like most movies and enjoys the big blockbusters that Jay despises. But he'll also nitpick and ramble for hours if that movie happened to be from a franchise he cares about the lore of.
This made me devalue their opinions. None of them ever line up with me and none of their recommendations would ever make me want to go see something. Since they've got big they've become increasingly indulgent too. We don't need best of the worst episodes that run as long as an entire movie. I hardly ever watch them anymore.
i like RLM, but i don't think any of them actually have good "taste" at all.
Jay seems to exclusively like indie horror films (in an ironic way?) and mike likes mainstream sci-fi stuff.
have any of them ever watched a film made before 1970? I think Mike referenced Citizen Kane in one of his Plinkett reviews, but it's as if, to them, the era of "classic" films is the late 80s.
in a way, once you accept this, you realise they're essentially just bugmen but with a bit more self-awareness, and it becomes easier to palate their videos.
are people unironcally mad they made a video with opinions Cinemaphile doesn't agree with?
I can see why people are annoyed by their Obi Wan video. They were weirdly apologetic for a really shit series without offering any reason why it was decent, other than “it’s better than Picard.” Mike and RLM made their name on dissecting a prequel Star Wars trilogy. And here we have another series that’s pre-original trilogy and it’s awful. But they don’t really care.
I get people disagreeing with them, but for me it's weird to get mad over a some bad takes from one video when most their content is solid.
This. What's the big deal? I don't agree with them always. I just move on.
seriously frick troony jannys
What happend to Mike's curvy girlfriend?
I was banned for posting this. troony jannys are mad with power (and should apologize to George Lucas)
Rich was right though. Did you misunderstand what he was saying?
He literally wasn't. He said the prequels were boring (wrong: they were kino) and Disney fixed them (wrong: Disney raped them).
Kek. So you're moronic or underaged. Mystery solved.
>brainless plinkett take
When George Lucas takes back star wars, he'll kill you first.
Hating the prequels is older than Plinkett.
yeah, years before Plinkett this guy was known for bashing the prequels and going viral
https://www.chefelf.com/starwars/ep1.php
I miss these boomers. While they were often wrong, they offered more adult, intelligent criticism of movies unlike these basement dwelling gen x homosexuals
You know that most of the reviews aren't meant to be REAL reviews, just fun times with lads drinking and talking shit... right?
They aren't writing indepth analysis