How do you feel about the current state of the Green Lantern line? Are you reading any of the current Green Lantern comics?
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Do we really need that many human Green Lanterns?
>Brings back Alan
>Immediately uses the worst iteration of him.
>Have Tim fricking Sheridan write him
Lantern bros...how do we keep losing...
Frick you, being gay is the best thing to happen to him.
>t. Tim Sheridan
Everyone on Cinemaphile was saying how good this was for him. Don't rewrite history.
>Everyone on Cinemaphile was saying how good this was for him. Don't rewrite history.
it's sad enough comic writers come here to defend their terrible comics, but to straight up lie like this is pathetic.
That's a fricking lie
Nope, Cinemaphile was in love with the idea of Alan being gay back in 2018 and would not shut the frick up about it.
See
The only necessary Green Lanterns;
Hal Jordan (OG and most classic hero)
Guy Gardner (Guy is based)
Jessica Cruz (The chick, and I do actually enjoy the "anxiety lantern" angle)
John Stewart (So DCAU-babbies wont complain)
Not really. Earth-2 was one of the few New52 books that wasnt complete ass, so people liked THE BOOK. Alan's gayness had nothing to do with it and the moment Robinson left the book, so did Cinemaphile's love.
>John Stewart (So DCAU-babbies wont complain)
The DCAUtroons don't even read the comics, so why even alter for them?
Synergy; as X-Men 97 shows, pandering to nostalgic cartoongays is profitable
>Synergy; as X-Men 97 shows, pandering to nostalgic cartoongays is profitable
I think the people who watched that show as kids knew John Stewart was lame, but the premise of a black guy being a hero comforted them. They would never go out of their way to buy products revolving around him. Otherwise the sales for War Journal and beware My Power wouldn't be so pitiful.
>Earth-2 was one of the few New52 books that wasnt complete ass
Lol
Lmao
No one has said that, anytime the book got storytimed everyone said it was trash and then either the thread dies because no one is interested or it stays up cause Sheridan wrote something so massively moronic that in enraged people
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140209897/
Your revisionism doesnt work when we can go on archive sites. Here is the story time for issue #1 of Sheridan's shitty yaoi comic. 4/5th is people haing on gay Alan.
The other 1/5th is people bringing up manga and console wars because it's fricking Cinemaphile.
But for real this sucks man.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141366628
Storytime #3. Nobody responded aside from 2 people shitting on it and Sheridan trying to defend it.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/115848416/#q115848448
First instance of Alan being retconned into taking it up the ass in mainline canon in 2020.
Do note that every reply is shitting on it.
ANON BROUGHT THE RECIEPTS. AND HE'S NOT JUST GAY, HE'S A GIANT gay.
>Trying to accuse others of historical revisionism while engaging in it yourself
They used this as an excuse to completely ignore Obsidian, a gay character that existed for decades. I don't even know if they use for Pride pics anymore.
>How do you feel about the current state of the Green Lantern line
Another one of those concepts that fell from grace since N52.
I'm reading Adams' GL and I enjoyed it up until Jo and Teen lantern showed up. Last GL related series really enjoyed was Dogfricker's Green Lanterns
I'm currently reading Johns' JSA and Alan is so fricking cool. Now all he does it take it up the ass. By a commie no less. I read in an interview that Robinson only made Alan gay in n52 to balance the scales, since young!Alan meant no Obsidian
Have they even done anything with Obsidian since he and Jade were brought back?
Eh One small arc in infinite Frontier?
All DC seems to care about is Wallerwank nowadays, so Obsidian and Jade (who are too connected to Mr. Bones) got pushed back
>How do you feel about the current state of the Green Lantern line?
Mostly crap, The ones that aren't crap aren't memorable.
>Are you reading any of the current Green Lantern comics?
Tried the John Stewart one yesterday. Forgot about it already. And the gay one, which is SOP class.
Quads for Tom of Finland here.
No one even bothered to shit on it there.
The cosmic backdrop should be big enough to dillute that.
No
It was okay when there was 4, with 2 lanterns to sector 2814 and 2 stationed on Oa for special purposes. With Alan being a pretender with a magic knockoff.
Jess could kind of work as the one with an alternate universe knockoff. Simon has no reason to exist. Teen Lantern absolutely has no reason to exist outside of just wanting to make a lantern for a cancelled Young Justice series. Jo has no reason to exist in current continuity, and I don't think she was even a 21st century lantern to begin with.
Jo was meant to be a cool space noir cop, far away in her own small corner of the universe. She works on shorts solo titles, not in mainland titles were everyone Is fricking OP, but go tell editors that.
I'm all for Jo on the main team if it means no John Stewart. Dude got outdone by a black dyke in one mini.
If it weren't for nostalgia gays I could have easily seen DC use Jo instead of John given that she hits more quotas. They even used her for some Hershey's bars.
>If it weren't for nostalgia gays I could have easily seen DC use Jo instead of John given that she hits more quotas.
Can you believe that Josh Fialkov quit his job in protest when editors asked to kill John Stewart? Fricking John Stewart.
Did he see it as a "THAT'S RACIST" thing or something?
He probably saw it as a great injustice to black people and John's character.
>John
>character
Exactly. Imagine giving up your job because you felt come C-list character was going to get axed.
GL indeed. The main way editors work is soon as they find a character even remotely popular, remove them from what made them work and prostitute them out across every title. List goes on and on.
>hating on Baz
Kamala Khan hands typed this.
His deal was liking cars and owning a fricking gun, and Batman took his gun away.
>How do you feel about the current state of the Green Lantern line?
It's so depressing. I had high hopes for Jeremy Adams because he was on the GLTAS but this run is absolutely boring. We're ten issues into this and the plot is still hinging on the readers caring about this United Planets bullshit even though this plot has all the hallmarks of what people hate in bad GL runs.
As for GL War Journal, it's fricking John Stewart. He's boring, I don't give a shit about him and his mom, and he will never have willpower equal to Hal or Kyle's no matter how many power-ups they give him.
>Are you reading any of the current Green Lantern comics?
I'm not paying a cent for them anymore.
No. They already had trouble juggling four lanterns. Simon and Jessica flopped because people didn't care about them and then they added Jo, Teen Lantern and that Vietnamese kid nobody asked for. One of the worst things to happen to Green Lantern was treating it like it anyone could join, so people treated it as the vehicle for the heccin POCs.
The Vietnamese kid is only in alternate universe ogns
I have no problem with several human Lanterns given the premise and the concept of Space Cops. People will have their favorites and gravitate who they like. No issue that I can see
I'm fine with the main four. The rest are a burden.
And who in your opinion is the "main four"?
Hal, Kyle, Guy and John.
See that's where the fandom divide begins. Fricking Jess has more narrative value than Kyle and maybe even John
>Fricking Jess has more narrative value than Kyle
Hell no. Kyle earned his place. The only thing going for Jess is that shitty cartoon because her comics flopped.
>and maybe even John
Everyone has more value than John.
>Kyle earned his place.
For what? Keeping the seat warm while Hal was MIA, only to become a bullshit "I'm an artist, that's why my constructs are so elaborate" then mary sue white lantern Jesus who somehow could master the entire emotional spectrum?
>The only thing going for Jess is that shitty cartoon because her comics flopped.
Her comics didn't flop, she represents the core of what it means to be a GL, and that cartoon is fricking dogshit (not to mention nothing like the character).
So yeah, there's an obvious bias in play here
>Her comics didn't flop
What's the point of having so many if Hal is the only one who sells?
Kyle became Mexican lantern who;s only function is to be placed into splash pages of various Spanish speaking heroes for DC to display how diverse their characters are during pride months.
I like how despite being filled with Mexican iconography, he's still drawn like the Irishman he was originally conceived as.
I know not all Mexicans are swarthy but it just shows how inorganic the reveal was.
>not all Mexicans are swarthy
Here's an entire blogspot of hundreds of mexican actors, none of whom are 'swarthy' friend.
https://losojosdelespectador.blogspot.com/2014/02/jose-ron-de-mexico-al-mundo.html
But don't worry, I head the new Batpatinson Joker is still going to be an Irish Manlet.
Why are anti Kyle gays so racist? Are they made that he isn't an Irish manlet.
>anon blatantly says not all Mexicans are brown and hairy
>people still feel the need to bring up random Mexican actors and Barry Keoghan
For what reason?
>still feel the need
Projecting much, son?
Sad that no one wants to slurp up your leftover bathtub jizz?
Or just sad that even you don't want your leftover bathtub jizz?
Jesse what the frick are you talking about?
>GLgays project their love of jizz out of nowhere
That tracks.
A gaygay like Bruce would know all about jizz
>this is what Halgays fantasize about
Should girls only read slop 'made for them' like Batgirls?
You leave Cass and Steph out of this, you hear me?
Anon no one gives a shit about Batgirls except delusional waifugays. Women are the real comic audience.
DC knew what they were getting them into when they had Batman become their daddy.
Bros why can't Bruce frick his Batgirls?
cuz people threw a shitfit when the dcau shipped Batman with Babs.
Would they throw a shit fit if he fricked Cassandra or Stephanie?
Unironically yes. Otherwise don't read comic slop period.
>Halgays are literally nothing but w*men
This thread keeps getting better and better. GL gays can't stop losing.
>Kyle earned his place.
frick no, he is the miles morales of green lanterns.
Complete with being half Hispanic yet no one caring about that half most of the time.
>frick no, he is the miles morales of green lanterns.
That's literally John Stewart my dude.
just ebcayuse they're both black doesn't mean he's Miles
What happened with Kyle and Hal is much much more egregious than Miles and Pete. Imagine if Peter became a serial killer supervillain and his entire rogues gallery and supporting cast were killed off and retired in an effort to make Miles look good. I like Kyle but what happened in the 90s was the worst and most blatant example of character assassination and new toy shilling possible.
John's introduction is much more in line with Miles, a new GL that replaced his predecessor temporarily before working alongside him
>Imagine if Peter became a serial killer supervillain and his entire rogues gallery and supporting cast were killed off and retired in an effort to make Miles look good. I like Kyle but what happened in the 90s was the worst and most blatant example of character assassination and new toy shilling possible.
That's more because the editors who plotted Emerald Twilight are Supermangays and Batmangays like Denny O'Neil who never liked Green Lantern to begin with, they just wanted sales to go up. Even then the interactions between Kyle and Hal were the highlights of Ron Marz's run because he treated Hal respectfully, unlike the last two decades of GL.
>The only thing going for Jess is that shitty cartoon because her comics flopped.
She, alongside Baz, were Earth GLs in an era in which no GL was ever near Earth. I found it way more entertaining than Guardians are evil storyline #99
What you touch on is something that outs a lot of complaining casuals. For whatever reason the whiners seem to think there are 6 Lanterns station on Earth on any given time. This is, and has never been the case. More often than not human GLs are out in other sectors/deep space, and occasionally they rotate back on Earth in shifts. Simon and Jess were only both active in 2814 because at the time they were both rookies. Hal is only on Earth now because he said frick you to the galactic government and is technically a rogue again. Both John and Guy pretty much gave up on Earth life, and usually live as honor guard GLs full time on New Oa/Mogo.
Except with GLs you can arguably get away with that given the nature of how GLs work and the entire universe you can play with. Batman on the other hand is a different story since we're talking about physically trained street heroes working in one city. Which even then I can somewhat give a pass given the size of Gotham and how perpetually fricked that city is.
>Numbers matter when they work in my favor
Just take the fricking (You) and go about your day, sir
>What you touch on is something that outs a lot of complaining casuals. For whatever reason the whiners seem to think there are 6 Lanterns station on Earth on any given time. This is, and has never been the case. More often than not human GLs are out in other sectors/deep space, and occasionally they rotate back on Earth in shifts. Simon and Jess were only both active in 2814 because at the time they were both rookies. Hal is only on Earth now because he said frick you to the galactic government and is technically a rogue again. Both John and Guy pretty much gave up on Earth life, and usually live as honor guard GLs full time on New Oa/Mogo.
Very long didnt read but I like GLs on Earth. Its why Guy and Jess are my favorites
>Just take the fricking (You) and go about your day, sir
Anon, people don't want the GLC to go the way of the Batfams. Nobody was asking for more when the main four were enough. Ask yourself, was anyone asking for a black lesbian lantern with a stupid pompadour? No, they just wanted their comics to get back on track after Venditti and friends shit the bed again and again.
if anything, people wanted more alien lanterns. They wanted to see Thanagarian, Coluan and Tamaranean lanterns. Not more earth people who comment about how weird space is all the damn time
Thing is that we were already getting that through GLC and other side stories. But then DC started to cut back on them and now we're stuck with a main run and a shitty John Stewart run that's taking up space.
I'm not interested in your off topic autism
Clearly not if you took the painstaking actions to respond.
2 seconds worth of effort. I hope it made you feel warm and fuzzy
>Kyle earned his place.
That never felt like the case, from his inception. Not even a Halgay but Kyle was just given everything from the start, and they kept on giving him more things like random power-ups and titles (Torchbearer, Ion, White Lantern, etc.) to just keep pushing him as special and relevant.
>Not even a Halgay but Kyle was just given everything from the start
What are you talking about, Kyle had nobody. Dude had to kickstart the GLC after Parallax destroyed it.
I think the problem is that GL now has the same problem as Batman franchise. Every single new writer to the book wants to invent a new OC and try to push that as the next big thing.
Everyone on a Bat book creates a new Robin or Batgirl, or sometimes some other weird Gotham Hero. Every GL writer wants to make a new human lantern and push them front and center in the next run.
>Everyone on a Bat book creates a new Robin or Batgirl, or sometimes some other weird Gotham Hero.
Still lmao at Duke and Bluebird
I suppose the numbers could be thinned out some.
Make Jo a separate universe kind of character that might not even be human that works in some random sector centuries in the future.
Guy could go freelance again with a knockoff ring like his yellow ring days. He could be another space guy that gets into trouble and causes trouble for LEGION or Lobo on occasion.
DC sidelined Simon for something like 4 years without as much as a background appearance in splash pages. Then Thorne brought him back and he still does not do much. That kind of shows that he does not really have a following, including inside DC.
Keli does not need to exist. If DC is to do anything with her at all then print out a picture of her, take it to a rock, and throw the rock at Bendis' fricking head because every single thing about her is fricking stupid and she never once had a single fan outside of Thorne's version of Simon for some reason.
>Guy could go freelance again with a knockoff ring like his yellow ring days. He could be another space guy that gets into trouble and causes trouble for LEGION or Lobo on occasion.
The last thing anyone wants is for the separation of the GLC. We've had that for the last few years and it sucks.
There's at least as many more not pictured.
Current run makes a stab and trying to explain why there are so many.
Geoff already did a decent job of explaining it; Earth needs more attention than others on account of being so dangerous.
Not really.
>current state
Don't really care. Space DC for me is the future, which means the Legion.
>reading any
NOPE
But the Legion title sucked
Yes
Bendis Legion did suck major ass
The current run is too fricking slow. We had 6 issues of Hal fricking around on Earth. It was a year of issues before we were told why he was fricking around on Earth, not an official GL, and why his ring keeps shutting down when he leaves orbit.
A fricking year, and it feels like this should technically be on the third page of issue #2 by now. Frick around on Earth on issue 1 THEN get on with the fricking story already. If this were a show we would be at the 8 minute mark of the first episode right here. This is the most annoying slowest slow burn that is making me fricking bored.
Green Lantern was only good Jess and Baz
It's kinda weird despite having space as a option we're always getting humans.
Most people prefer humans, no one here is claiming for a Kilowog solo unless they're contrarian, and since most stories are around sector 16814 is normal that new lanterns mostly come from Earth aka, the White lantern spirit residence. I don't think adding, lets say, a Martian lantern would change or fix anything.
do they all have the same body DNA and personal trainer? their six-packs are sic
Won’t be touching any of it because they made Alan gay.
Green Lantern used to be my favorite comic what the frick has DC done?
Made it better
Describe the personality of each, please.
Hal, hothead shounen hero
Guy, angry white guy
John, angry black guy
Kyle, comic book nerd
Simon, angry middle Eastern guy
Jess, chick who ain't afraid anymore
Jo, cop/detective
Teen Lantern, kid
Alan is gay.
John hasnt been angry for over a decade
>Make character gay
>His solo book is about how gay he is
Same thing happened in Iceman. It's like as soon as a checkmark character is made or remade. They just hyperfocus on the checkmark
>Are you reading any of the current Green Lantern comics?
I was reading the Adams run, but it's super boring so I dropped it.
Why is a little girl a member of the space cops?
She's not. As far as I know, she's been completely forgotten
She's being tortured and experimented on by the United planets do they can have their lanterns by able to use the whole emotional spectrum
Can someone explain the Source Lantern power battery? I don't recall that being established. When did that happen?
Alan deserved better
If you think about it, we gain more by having Jo Mullein in the team over John Stewart. For one, she has a fat ass. Two, she's a gay black woman, you meet three different minority quotas! And three, she doesn't have a massive chip on her shoulder like John.
>gay
Bi actually, meaning she can get dicked down and eat pussy. That's even more she brings to the table over John.
>Bi actually
Yeah, that's what I said, gay.
Isn't she like the least powerful lantern? If I'm not mistaken her ring can autocharge with time but the exchange is that it does much less powerful constructs and big constructs decharges it faster than the average ring.
Why is the first green lantern so red?
The lantern was a mystical object back then, not really an energy battery
I quite liked the Dread Lantern concept for Alan, makes him stand out. Shame they never expanded on it.
That book was incredibly fricked up, it was literally just misery/murder porn and then out of nowhere Orlando turned Alan into Silver Surfer
Every Tales of the Dark Multiverse stpry was misery/murder porn
It was cathartic to me
Alan is powered by the remaining magic of the worst, most hedonistic space empire that ever existed. Enough to shock and horrify the Guardians to take on the form of 8 foot tall green knights who went full sickouse on every single one of them until only 5 guys were left and they crucified them and left them to rot on a blood ocean planet for thousands of years afterward.
And Alan is using their power right now. You would think he could accidentally go full murder sick frick at any moment too.
>people still seething over Alan being gay.
This is how you know DC is doing something right.
Making him gay was unnecessary and dumb, especially since he had 2 wives and a bunch of kids already. Took this homie 2 failed relationships to learn his name is anagram for Anal smdh they ruined this homie.
Was him overcoming his prejudice to accept his gay son really "outdated" and "not progressive enough"?
He got gaygified in n52 because his gay son was rebooted away and the writer felt bad for the gays
>Hey, let's take away the complex characterization of Alan accepting his Gay son. By removing the gay son and making Alan gay himself.
>LOL, jk, let's bring back the gay son and keep Alan gay because that's what's "popular" nowadays. Frick complex characterization!
>If we can insult the few people that still give a shit and buy our books, who cares! Its all about that clout babyyyy!
>who cares! Its all about that clout babyyyy!
yoiu see, you are making a joke but this is pretty much what is going on. And for the purposes of landing their next gig. It's the same thing in animation too. Personal clout really helps land the next job in about 6 months so they do anything to bring attention to themselves or anything that they can claim was a huge amazing thing they accomplished.
This is why there is always an announcement when some background nobody character that appeared for 5 seconds in some whatever scene is announced as gay even though it never comes up in the movie/show at all. Because the person who made that decision did it to stand out and hopefully land their next gig at a different studio.
I think we need more non-white women with fat asses on the GLC.
All I want is space cops doing space cop stuff in space, saving the day. No Corps is dead again, no universe is in immediate threat of destruction, and no fricking human relationship drama.
Is that too much to ask?
We had that in the Geoff Johns era and it was awful
GLC was awesome though
I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters
That probably explains why you think GLC was awful
With that many lanterns LAW AND ORDER GL unit, shouldn't be that outragious of an ask.
I miss Kilowog’s big bulky boots.
DC should kill off everyone in that pic except Hal and Guy. Won't ever happen, too much diversity. Even though Hal and Guy are the only ones with any actual character.
Diversity is our strength. No one gives a shit about Hal and Kyle.
The ever elusive female audience loves Hal and what an awkward clutz he is. Just like them!
>Hal has the fatter ass
As it should be
We all know what females really want.
Bitches love vampires.
Bitches love Hal Jordan as a vampire.
Sure they do anon…
They sure do
That's what they all say.
Ain't it funny how you can't find any fan art of Stewart? Hal on the other hand...
Oh I just wanted to torture you with canon.
Congrats on finding some fan art of him.
Now, for your next challenge, find fan art of John that was drawn by a woman
Oh look "Kristen" is literally on the page lmao
Nice. It's great to see that Hal's not the only GL that gets some love.
Indeed
And B B Chads
>Guy
>muh angry white guy
Alright status report on the Green Lanterns! Who can we frick and can we cuck?
We hit pay dirt! We got aliens, robots and bad b***hes. The fujoshis are already sorting out GLs for the cuck sheds!
My sensors indicate this shotas have more testosterone in their testicles than all of the Green Lantern Corps combined. I must investigate further~
The Star Sapphires will be happy to play with these chads. We are the spectrum of the love and these are some quality lovers. Unlike that small dick Hal Jordan and five second Kyle Rayner.
I think I speak for all the female Lanterns when I say that we stand in full support of Dipper and the BVLLs. They're so badass!
…I'm going to be stuck sucking dick for the rest of my life aren't I?
Might as well give me those rings boys. You won't be needing them where you're going.
>Industry cuck is here too
Shoo!
>green space cops
frick cops
Not one, not two, but THREE Marvels (literally) under my belt.
I'd say Mar-Vell goes to the sheds but that fricker is dead.
What the frick happened to this thread?
Industrycuck
Some where Hispanic from a third world country with daddy/mommy issues obsessed with cal-arts shit and hates every cartoon from the 2000s. Phoneposter so wont get banned
fujos
The only Green Lantern I even give a frick about is Guy Gardner.
Good thing too because I choose the BVLLs over that creep Guy! At least someone cares for Gardner, tee hee!
GOD FRICKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Was Guy ever in the JLA?
Based.
JL and most famously JLI, but I don't think he was ever in the JLA proper.
poor Guy
>four minutes in the cuck shed
1. Don't have a feeling other than the gay Green Lantern series sucked ass.
2. NOPE.
give guy his own book dammit
>give the archetypical angry white dude his own comic
You realize what a terrible idea that is right?