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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea if I like this or not. It seems like it should be funny and also comfy. But I can't watch it for anymore than a couple minutes. Seems so boring and very fricking unfunny.
    Maybe it's a British thing? That only they appreciate it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original?

        I don't know. Aren't they all the same? I know if one called chicken run, and there's something else which has Helena Bonham Carter in it. Im not sure what I have seen and don't know enough about the franchise to distinguish any of the different shows.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The one in the OP is the first production.
          Aardman made several Wallace and Gromits, and stand alone films like Chicken Run which was The Great Escape with hens.
          The W&G shows are great, maybe not so much tnr first. Watch the penguin one

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Watch the penguin one
            Awesome. I will check it out. Thanks for the recommendation

            it’s for kids m8

            But I was a kid. I was the target audience. Maybe it really was more a British kid thing.

            The answer is you are a meathead.

            Kek. Thank you sir may I have another?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the second movie, "the wrong trousers" is the best one. just watch that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the humour is inferred subtly rather than overtly explained like in burger comedy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >humour is inferred subtly
        weird way to say it's not funny

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meathead moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s for kids m8

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is you are a meathead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is comfy and the cheese looks tasty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch the penguin one
      Awesome. I will check it out. Thanks for the recommendation
      [...]
      But I was a kid. I was the target audience. Maybe it really was more a British kid thing.
      [...]
      Kek. Thank you sir may I have another?

      Give it another shot, but it could well be a British thing it plays into the rural(ish) characters and settings that most British kids would be familiar with, and it adds a certain funniness to the adventure.
      I think there's enough charm there to enjoy it without that though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an American and I enjoyed it as a child. Maybe you were too moronic to find any humor or charm in it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe it's a British thing? That only they appreciate it?
      You probably pirated it. you are supposed to exclusively watch wallace and gromit at a museum or at your nan's house

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an American who just watched most of the series a few months ago, Wallace is just an inherently funny character. He has a silly voice and design and has a fixation on crackers. The second film with the penguin was underwhelming, I'll give you that, but sometimes a character is just inherently amusing without even being particularly funny.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The second film with the penguin was underwhelming

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is some other cracker kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CRACKERS DON'T MATTER

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a vending machine on the moon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So people have something to eat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he supposed to be an oven? My Dad said my Grandma used to have a coin operated oven rather than have a gas meter installed, since it was cheaper and that was the only gas operated device in the house. A guy from the gas board went round every week to empty all the coins out from each cooker on a set group of streets

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I borrowed a lot of stop motion books from the local library and dreamt of making stop motion films
    I never did any

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the sign,Anon. Heal your inner child

      https://i.imgur.com/YSh95Qw.jpg

      gromit...the... crackers...

      its a certified classic, it showcase the potential of stop motion.

      give me ur best villain in cinema history and why is it the penguin from the wallace and gromit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The CRACK, Gromit!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everybody knows the moon's made of CRACK

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unnecessarily unnerving music plays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the original wallace clay model does have a horror element to it, it'd work well for one of those ARG things.

      it's even more scary when you consider the original models burned in a warehouse fire.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his surname?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      &

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it weird as a child I always wanted to eat most of the stuff on screen in that movie?
    maybe at least the crackers and moon cheese?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gromit we forgot the CRACKAS

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this scene

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody ever talks about how good the action sequences are in W&G

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure there's some good documentaries where the animators explain how they filmed it all, going back a few years though so I couldn't name them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Wallace is actually helpful in catching the penguin.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wensleydale?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      love wensleydale cheese with a bit of chutney

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you'll find Darth Gromit will be more powerful than either of us

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's quite nice

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the wrong trousers > a grand day out > the curse of the wererabbit > a close shave > a matter of loaf and death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loaf and Death was average but it had some moments that made me chuckle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The technical achievement of Preston's animation is impressive enough to warrant a higher score on its own, but you also have
      >unexpected pathos with Gromit in prison
      >actually effective horror sequences
      >a surprisingly melancholy ending where they can't be together

      I don't think it's as good as The Wrong Trousers but A Close Shave is very, very good, a distinct second

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also sheep antics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This thing scared the shit out of me as a kid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Preston is...a cyberdog
          >A cyber-what?
          >A robot!
          *BANG*

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      skillz

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Curse of the Were Rabbit game is the best movie tie-in game I've ever played. It fleshes out the Wallace and Gromit setting in a very faithful way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Curse of the Were Rabbit
      Just a comfy movie in general. God, I need to rewatch it. The final parts of the movie are so much fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always watch it every October, truly one of the comfiest movies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had that ps2 game. never did complete it. i think i got stuck in the sewer or something.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The CRACK Gromit

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hovris is the dog.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he should have brought his own water

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed. Cheeky boy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*grumbling sounds*

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Aardman's darker side
    Stage Fright and especially Babylon are pretty grim

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Rex the Runt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had this DVD as a child and half the animations would scare the shit out of me
      particularly
      stop-motion in general has a very disconcerting feel about it it's miraculous that W&G has as much charm as it does

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had this DVD as a child and half the animations would scare the shit out of me
      particularly
      stop-motion in general has a very disconcerting feel about it it's miraculous that W&G has as much charm as it does

      >GOING
      >DOWN

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually prefer Close Shave over Wrong Trousers
      Gromit flying the plane is kino

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's crackers and Dairylea

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe Gromit was going to bomb Yorkshire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had it coming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inshallah Gromit

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wallace And Gromit was pure claymation kino.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    moon robot just wanted to ski 🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And ski he did.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the trilogy will be more up your alley...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Camembert?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I think it has become a very stupid buzzword, Wallace & Gromit just oozes pure, distilled soul

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO CRACK?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The train scene will forever be cemented as pure kino

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stilton?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorgonzola?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    parmasean?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it, was moon actually made out of cheese or wallace was eating ground whole time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but I'm going to find out once I've built a rocket of my own
      >YAYWR

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