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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We totally didn't have a thread about this up

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X-Men casting is going to be so fricked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >X-Men casting is going to be so fricked.
      Can't wait, lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aww shiiieeeeet shuga!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every day, Matt and Trey reveal themselves to be the prophets of our time.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, a female and israeli, who'd a thunk

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek they wait until exactly after the board vote to reveal this
    Iggeries get what they asked for

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We keep whining like gaygets and they keep shitting all over us!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this lady covered in silver paint or in silver skintight clothing
    Oh I am so outraged

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon there’s a 0% chance you see anything that fits what you’re thinking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me too ahaha. its weeeeeeeird hahaha

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way they are going to have a shiny featureless nude woman in an MCU movie right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they have the balls to make her nude sans genetalia and have her be bald then all the power to them. If she ends up with some shitty silver Eternals looking outfit, frick this whole project.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if Norin Rad is still a man and Galactus just change him into a shiny metal lass because he knows he'll have to look at this naked butts for centuries afterward?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't she playing the Earth X version further cementing the theory that FF4 movie takes place in an alt-universe created by Franklin ala Heroes Reborn?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >villain

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MARTY!!! GALACTUS is coming to eat to us.

    Ruth? Why are you naked? None of this makes any sense.

    *roll the credits* one billion dollars right there.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this version of the surfer in any comics that did financially well?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really will not be too bad watching the movie because the actress has very small breasts and without her hair the gender swap will only really be noticeable when she speaks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use/model her physique into something masculine
      >get a masculine voice to provide voicework
      >boom, behold Norrin Rad

      This isn't hard to figure out.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys even read comics?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you guys even read comics?
      This has never been a valid argument with how much Disney has changed the canon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      99

      >do you guys even read comics?
      This has never been a valid argument with how much Disney has changed the canon.

      >earth X
      Not even comic fans read that fricking filler lol

      I hate how disengenous the whole "read comics" shit has become, its only used to strawman bad faith arguments like the motherfricker who posted that Earth X comic knowing full and damn well the people who hava actually read those comics arent even the demographic that the argument is catering to.

      Its basically so some homosexual on twitter can be pretentous as frick with how "knowledgable" his "comic history" knowing nobody will take the time to actually read the comic and call you out for being a bootlicking twat

      Meanwhile nothing about the comic aside from whatever disney wants to dig up to drum up interest for the MsheU will remain so that those dumb smart comic book "readers" can still spout at the mouth without being wrong per say.

      Its all terrible, im going to die without ever having another faithful Marvel Comic Universe movie again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real question is:
        How many movies can Disney produce without making proffit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, you got us.
      Going for that obscure one issue female Silver Surfer instead of adapting one of the most popular and loved Marvel character, Norrin Radd, is obviously a great idea.
      Let's see how this is going to end for that new 4F movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel is also working on a solo Silver Surfer flick. They'll give all his best stories to Shalla lol, Marvel doesn't give a frick, they already screwed Mar-Vell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the more jarring things for me is actually seeing silver surfer with hair
      couldn't they have made her bald

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Norrin was bald before he became the Surfer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is he greek?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you want to believe he is, sure.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Zenn-Lavians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Earth X is boring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wont adapt anything else from this
      >just shoehorn femsurfer into their already contrived plot
      Do I even need to? Shes right there on the cover.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Btw they just shared the specific comics they´re taking as inspiration. Seems they wanna copy Gunn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also official new art showcasing a retro futuristic NY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kirby
      Good. Although the Galactus arc is the most normalgay part you could read.
      >Life Story
      Yuck. That shit sucked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't read Life Story yet, how bad is it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't exploit their history as well as Spider-Man Life Story did with Spider-Man. It's mostly GALACTUSGALACTUSGALACTUS. It's also filled with unnecessary downer shit like Sue leaving Reed for Namor.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up a comicbook, chud. Shala Bal was the first Silver Surfer. The dude surfer only shows up a couple of times, nobody cares about him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This... is honestly how most of the fricking arguments on facebook are going, and it makes me want to find where people live and shit on their porch.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid cultist.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAHHHH A WOMAN AAAAAHHHH MAKE IT STOP AHHHHH I DONT LIKE IT AAAHHHH

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >femsurfer stands up to the giant planet eating man with all the might of every feminist's kween before her, including the sassy black ceo from the 1960's that turns out to be her very best friend, and with the power of "WEDONTNEEDNOMAN!!!" They stand triumphant over the slane galactic patriarchy!!!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so much for the silver sadboi, bomb inbound

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would a female Norrin be redeemed by having a whirlwind romance with a white Johnny.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is silver surfer white?!

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my hope.

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