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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We totally didn't have a thread about this up

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    X-Men casting is going to be so fricked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >X-Men casting is going to be so fricked.
      Can't wait, lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >aww shiiieeeeet shuga!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every day, Matt and Trey reveal themselves to be the prophets of our time.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, a female and israeli, who'd a thunk

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek they wait until exactly after the board vote to reveal this
    Iggeries get what they asked for

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We keep whining like gaygets and they keep shitting all over us!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this lady covered in silver paint or in silver skintight clothing
    Oh I am so outraged

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon there’s a 0% chance you see anything that fits what you’re thinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me too ahaha. its weeeeeeeird hahaha

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way they are going to have a shiny featureless nude woman in an MCU movie right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they have the balls to make her nude sans genetalia and have her be bald then all the power to them. If she ends up with some shitty silver Eternals looking outfit, frick this whole project.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if Norin Rad is still a man and Galactus just change him into a shiny metal lass because he knows he'll have to look at this naked butts for centuries afterward?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn't she playing the Earth X version further cementing the theory that FF4 movie takes place in an alt-universe created by Franklin ala Heroes Reborn?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >villain

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MARTY!!! GALACTUS is coming to eat to us.

    Ruth? Why are you naked? None of this makes any sense.

    *roll the credits* one billion dollars right there.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was this version of the surfer in any comics that did financially well?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It really will not be too bad watching the movie because the actress has very small breasts and without her hair the gender swap will only really be noticeable when she speaks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >use/model her physique into something masculine
      >get a masculine voice to provide voicework
      >boom, behold Norrin Rad

      This isn't hard to figure out.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys even read comics?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >do you guys even read comics?
      This has never been a valid argument with how much Disney has changed the canon.

    • 1 month ago
      99

      >do you guys even read comics?
      This has never been a valid argument with how much Disney has changed the canon.

      >earth X
      Not even comic fans read that fricking filler lol

      I hate how disengenous the whole "read comics" shit has become, its only used to strawman bad faith arguments like the motherfricker who posted that Earth X comic knowing full and damn well the people who hava actually read those comics arent even the demographic that the argument is catering to.

      Its basically so some homosexual on twitter can be pretentous as frick with how "knowledgable" his "comic history" knowing nobody will take the time to actually read the comic and call you out for being a bootlicking twat

      Meanwhile nothing about the comic aside from whatever disney wants to dig up to drum up interest for the MsheU will remain so that those dumb smart comic book "readers" can still spout at the mouth without being wrong per say.

      Its all terrible, im going to die without ever having another faithful Marvel Comic Universe movie again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The real question is:
        How many movies can Disney produce without making proffit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, you got us.
      Going for that obscure one issue female Silver Surfer instead of adapting one of the most popular and loved Marvel character, Norrin Radd, is obviously a great idea.
      Let's see how this is going to end for that new 4F movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel is also working on a solo Silver Surfer flick. They'll give all his best stories to Shalla lol, Marvel doesn't give a frick, they already screwed Mar-Vell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of the more jarring things for me is actually seeing silver surfer with hair
      couldn't they have made her bald

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Norrin was bald before he became the Surfer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is he greek?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you want to believe he is, sure.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Zenn-Lavians

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Earth X is boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wont adapt anything else from this
      >just shoehorn femsurfer into their already contrived plot
      Do I even need to? Shes right there on the cover.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Btw they just shared the specific comics they´re taking as inspiration. Seems they wanna copy Gunn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also official new art showcasing a retro futuristic NY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kirby
      Good. Although the Galactus arc is the most normalgay part you could read.
      >Life Story
      Yuck. That shit sucked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't read Life Story yet, how bad is it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't exploit their history as well as Spider-Man Life Story did with Spider-Man. It's mostly GALACTUSGALACTUSGALACTUS. It's also filled with unnecessary downer shit like Sue leaving Reed for Namor.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up a comicbook, chud. Shala Bal was the first Silver Surfer. The dude surfer only shows up a couple of times, nobody cares about him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This... is honestly how most of the fricking arguments on facebook are going, and it makes me want to find where people live and shit on their porch.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid cultist.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAHHHH A WOMAN AAAAAHHHH MAKE IT STOP AHHHHH I DONT LIKE IT AAAHHHH

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >femsurfer stands up to the giant planet eating man with all the might of every feminist's kween before her, including the sassy black ceo from the 1960's that turns out to be her very best friend, and with the power of "WEDONTNEEDNOMAN!!!" They stand triumphant over the slane galactic patriarchy!!!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so much for the silver sadboi, bomb inbound

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would a female Norrin be redeemed by having a whirlwind romance with a white Johnny.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is silver surfer white?!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my hope.

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