it was spooky
it's a really good movie to put on the other monitor while you game
do not redeem soul
WHY DID YOU REDEEM?!
How did two white people have a poo garden gnome for a kid? It took me right out of the movie.
He’s just tanned. Both my parents are pretty pale but I can get pretty brown if I’m out and about in summertime
He's clearly not a white child.
>He’s just tanned.
t. garden gnome
This bro is Mizrahim as fuck. He can't even larp as Sepharadim since he's obviously brown (not le olive-skinned) year-round. Also, Paemon originated in the middle east and he's the father so it could explain it.
he wasn't their kid retard
Who's kid was he?
Whoever the cult arranged. Some genetic link to the original vessel, probably.
The movie never implies that he's not supposed to be their biological child.
His mom got REDEEMED? Is that why his dad was so passive the whole movie?
Honestly I don’t see how people can be scared of spooky demon movies, my fav jrpg protagonists eat these kind of dudes for breakfast, and in return recruit them to fight on their side. Honestly I’d rather see a horror movie with actual demon hunters who fight against them like in my smt games but not like in the exorcist or those conjuring movies where you only see the possessed people like actually see the demons themselves although it was cool that they would show one frame of pazuzu in the first exorcist but it would be so much cooler if they had more than one demon in the films instead of just one known keys of Solomon demon be the big bad in fact have them summon another demon to fight along with them like the do in the games but normalfags won’t like it I bet but who cares what they think it would be rad as hell
Brilliant satire of an autistic esl weeb
He is white. This is his brother. He needs to get rid of that mild don’t why he still has it
>He is white.
He's a fucking garden gnome. How the fuck can you look at that thing and call it white?
I'm a simple man. I like simple horror. I wish they would make more horror like Evil Dead. Not so much the comedy aspect, but the man fighting back against demons aspect.
>entity from Christian Demonology is confirmed to exist
>immediately rebuke him and proclaim my allegiance to Jesus Christ
>cultists kill me
>get sent straight to Heaven while they're all doomed to an eternity of suffering
you sound like a fat fuck
it's because i'm laying on my stomach
you sound like a king, king.
All it's best beats are ripped straight out of Rosemary's Baby.
Ari is a hack.
I remember watching this movie with my ex and I remember shitting on it in my head and was disappointed that she claimed to like horror movies and suggested this and that Peele movie where they are slaves or something in and the protag is dating a white chick
Great movie ruined by the last 10/15 minutes.
>So here's my idea for this horror movie, two hours of intense crying and sad boring family drama and 5 minutes of horror right at the end.
>fuckin' genius let's do it
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