Harry should have just made this work.

Harry should have just made this work.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ching Chong was only interested in Cedric and lost interest altogether after he died.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey what's to stop somebody from saying Harry killed cedric himself to take out a romantic rival, seems a plausible enough scenario for many to believe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        book 5 is heavy on this
        harry is tortured by a government plant for 'lying' about voldemort

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she even count as Asian with that accent?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it made my wee wee hard

      >tfw no asian Scottish accent gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, otherwise blacks couldn't claim they're African just because they were born in America and spoke English as their first language.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >otherwise blacks couldn't claim they're African
        except young black North Americans just say that they are American or Canadian now and don't identify with Africa.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nochem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to Ginny? We only have a few shots of Ginny looking at Harry when he was with her family. Probably cause he was the only man who wasn't related to her. At school she rode every dick she could find, even making out with guys in front of Harry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Harry should have at least been given one reward frick with hermione for saving the world

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luna would have been better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like luna would put out whenever though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the quibbler had this great spell for lengthening my canal while also narrowing it, we should try it
              >did you know that this herb can be used as a makeshift lubricant if you heat it up with Icendio?
              >I just cast reparo on my hymen again

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want a harry, ron and draco threesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but replace Draco with me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asian women are overrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are Asian men overrated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TAKE THAT BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remember her and Luna being a big focus in the films
    >they're barely in them
    Was it just me being a horny 13 year old when I first watched these?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably
      >the hot teen girls need to be louder and have access to a time machine
      >when the hot teen girls aren't on screen, the audience should be asking "where are the hot teen girls?"

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone creeped out when they see an Asian with a convincing English accent?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cho had a Scottish accent.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this traitorous chink, Harry should have been banging the hottest wizard hoes in the land but settled down with a gender swap of his best friend

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid b***h almost got everyone in the DA kicked out of Hogwarts or even arrested. She should have been branded with the curse exposing her as a traitor like her friend did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the movie she was forcefed truth serum

      Makes Harry look like a big jerk for getting mad at her

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have. Insanely tight, my god

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the streets

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry was the most important wizard of his era. He should have gotten a beautiful woman like Fleur.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't her little sister have a thing for him?
      Harry could have had a young French blonde succubus that throws fire balls for a wife. Anybody would have been better than Ginny Weasley.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gabrielle was Fleur in miniature; eleven years old, with waist—length hair of pure, silvery blonde, she gave Mrs. Weasley a dazzling smile and hugged her, then threw Harry a glowing look, batting her eyelashes. Ginny cleared her throat loudly.
        What was Ginny's problem? Surely she didn't feel threated?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Harry was the most important wizard of his era. He should have gotten a beautiful woman like Fleur.

          These girls were hybrids. They had monster blood in their veins like Hagrid.
          Harry would never marry a woman like that.
          He ultimately chose Ginny because she's a pureblood.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was really bummed with how they portrayed veela in the movies. they just used really hot girls. which is fine, but they're just regular hot girls. in the books, they're supposed to be uncannilly/otherworldly hot. i thought they were gonna get hot chicks, then use CGI to make them look uncanny.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they should have been anime waifus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt draco rape her and post the video on hogbook

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where are my Ravenclaw bretheren at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Claw pride. Worldwide. Frick muggles, cryptomuggles, and philo-muggles by the way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hermione really should've been in Ravenclaw. In fact JKR should've stuck with her plan of having the characters represent each house. Apparently she scrapped it because she couldn't manufacture a way for them to spend so much time together. You're a fricking writer. Find a way!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't get why Hermoine even is in Gryffindor tbh, she's not the bravest, i don't see muhc honor in her. Loyal sure, bold no. Ravenclaw really suit her way more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game was rigged from the start

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that if JK wasn't a hack writer, she would have put harry, ron, hermoine, and draco in each of the 4 houses, and they would become best friends through REAL character arcs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayest idea ive ever heard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they way she did it is fine. But yeah, every time I do a reread it's glaringly obvious that they story would have been five times better if they had at least one fricking friend in Slytherin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly thought Draco was gonna have a Zuko-esque heel turn at some point but nope.... He doesn't even become Harry's mortal enemy. Just.. nothing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          JK is good with setup, but not payoff.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Draco could never have a Zuko arc.

          Zuko was obsessed with honor. He was only an enemy because the conditions of regaining the respect of his father required him to hunt down the Avatar.

          Draco was always a coward and had no interest in honor. He was obsessed with power and being close to those with power. Redemption would have to mean a total shift in his character.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, but JKR could've changed that. Draco could've gradually seen the error of his ways. Maybe not into a full-fledged part of the gang like Zuko was, but perhaps into frenemy territory. Like I said, we didn't really get anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          JK Rowling has mentioned that she's not a fan of fantasy and thinks of the HP series as a children's story. A person that likes and grew up reading and watching fantasy, cartoons, and comics would have written it like that. To me the most obvious solution that wouldn't change the plot or outcome of the story would be to have made Luna Lovegood a Slytherin. It would have fit perfectly into the world building and story. The perfect character that wouldn't have been too Slytherin for their own good, would even give the other Slytherins and Snape a reason to sneer at her. And her being an outcast would have allowed her to be trusted enough to join Dumbledore's Army.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Draco would be a girl that bullies and has has a crush on Harry (me)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Erect potter?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And Draco would be a girl that bullies and has has a crush on Harry (me)

          >female bully
          >always annoying
          >dosnt want to leave me alone
          >decide to fight back
          >steal her diary
          >wtf it's full of drawing of me and fanfics about us together
          >conftont her about it
          >she panics begs me to keep it a secred
          >says her friends will turn her life into a living hell if they find out
          >agree, but keep the book and order her to start training her butthole
          >because either my whole dick will fit in there by the end of the month or everyone will know her secret
          >she acts even more b***hy in publick, but me and her know that it's because of the feeling of expanding buttplug breaking in her butthole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should use the tv reboot as an opportunity to do that.
      ron makes an effort on the train and his family knew harry's, hermione is a loner who spends her free time studying and gets pulled in to harry and ron's group when they keep pestering her with questions about shit, malfoy's dad orders him to befriend harry and they grow to actually like each other over time as malfoy starts to resent the way his family treats him and others

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tv series is, if anything, probably going to be closer to the books than the old movies. I don't see it reimagining them in any meaningful way.

        Unless Rowling goes full moron and uses them as an excuse to shoehorn in her moronic political views that she's become so vocal about. But I don't think she'd be that stupid.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cherish my wang, cho chang.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    asiatic women proving 'you are what you eat' by being absolute fricking dogs

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute owl

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry was too dumb, he couldn't have kept up with her.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asiatics women are so ugly, Japs and Chinks much, much better.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >awkward teenage boy with no proper male role model in his life and 99 other problems should've just made it work
    We all wish

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i dated a korean for 7 years. the pussy was tight, but the drama and cheating was not. i had first row seats in watching my ex slowly morph into her wretched mother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dated a Chinese girl for about 2 years, she told me that Korean women are all lies and drama, she ended up being hella drama and cheating on me. Married a Korean girl and have been drama free for over 10 years. I feel like all Asians know that Korean women mog the frick out of everybody and are pretty insecure about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, it's almost like these were just different people with different personalities and maybe it's not about them being Chinese or Korean.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He tried but she was a mopey b***h. Goes out with the most famous wizard ever and spends her time asking about ex's and crying. Then goes and accuses him of liking other women. Wouldn't waste my time either.

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