Hey what's to stop somebody from saying Harry killed cedric himself to take out a romantic rival, seems a plausible enough scenario for many to believe
>otherwise blacks couldn't claim they're African
except young black North Americans just say that they are American or Canadian now and don't identify with Africa.
As opposed to Ginny? We only have a few shots of Ginny looking at Harry when he was with her family. Probably cause he was the only man who wasn't related to her. At school she rode every dick she could find, even making out with guys in front of Harry.
>the quibbler had this great spell for lengthening my canal while also narrowing it, we should try it >did you know that this herb can be used as a makeshift lubricant if you heat it up with Icendio? >I just cast reparo on my hymen again
probably >the hot teen girls need to be louder and have access to a time machine >when the hot teen girls aren't on screen, the audience should be asking "where are the hot teen girls?"
Stupid b***h almost got everyone in the DA kicked out of Hogwarts or even arrested. She should have been branded with the curse exposing her as a traitor like her friend did.
Didn't her little sister have a thing for him?
Harry could have had a young French blonde succubus that throws fire balls for a wife. Anybody would have been better than Ginny Weasley.
>Gabrielle was Fleur in miniature; eleven years old, with waist—length hair of pure, silvery blonde, she gave Mrs. Weasley a dazzling smile and hugged her, then threw Harry a glowing look, batting her eyelashes. Ginny cleared her throat loudly.
What was Ginny's problem? Surely she didn't feel threated?
Harry was the most important wizard of his era. He should have gotten a beautiful woman like Fleur.
These girls were hybrids. They had monster blood in their veins like Hagrid.
Harry would never marry a woman like that.
He ultimately chose Ginny because she's a pureblood.
i was really bummed with how they portrayed veela in the movies. they just used really hot girls. which is fine, but they're just regular hot girls. in the books, they're supposed to be uncannilly/otherworldly hot. i thought they were gonna get hot chicks, then use CGI to make them look uncanny.
Hermione really should've been in Ravenclaw. In fact JKR should've stuck with her plan of having the characters represent each house. Apparently she scrapped it because she couldn't manufacture a way for them to spend so much time together. You're a fricking writer. Find a way!
i don't get why Hermoine even is in Gryffindor tbh, she's not the bravest, i don't see muhc honor in her. Loyal sure, bold no. Ravenclaw really suit her way more
reminder that if JK wasn't a hack writer, she would have put harry, ron, hermoine, and draco in each of the 4 houses, and they would become best friends through REAL character arcs.
I think they way she did it is fine. But yeah, every time I do a reread it's glaringly obvious that they story would have been five times better if they had at least one fricking friend in Slytherin.
Zuko was obsessed with honor. He was only an enemy because the conditions of regaining the respect of his father required him to hunt down the Avatar.
Draco was always a coward and had no interest in honor. He was obsessed with power and being close to those with power. Redemption would have to mean a total shift in his character.
Well yeah, but JKR could've changed that. Draco could've gradually seen the error of his ways. Maybe not into a full-fledged part of the gang like Zuko was, but perhaps into frenemy territory. Like I said, we didn't really get anything.
JK Rowling has mentioned that she's not a fan of fantasy and thinks of the HP series as a children's story. A person that likes and grew up reading and watching fantasy, cartoons, and comics would have written it like that. To me the most obvious solution that wouldn't change the plot or outcome of the story would be to have made Luna Lovegood a Slytherin. It would have fit perfectly into the world building and story. The perfect character that wouldn't have been too Slytherin for their own good, would even give the other Slytherins and Snape a reason to sneer at her. And her being an outcast would have allowed her to be trusted enough to join Dumbledore's Army.
And Draco would be a girl that bullies and has has a crush on Harry (me)
>female bully >always annoying >dosnt want to leave me alone >decide to fight back >steal her diary >wtf it's full of drawing of me and fanfics about us together >conftont her about it >she panics begs me to keep it a secred >says her friends will turn her life into a living hell if they find out >agree, but keep the book and order her to start training her butthole >because either my whole dick will fit in there by the end of the month or everyone will know her secret >she acts even more b***hy in publick, but me and her know that it's because of the feeling of expanding buttplug breaking in her butthole
they should use the tv reboot as an opportunity to do that.
ron makes an effort on the train and his family knew harry's, hermione is a loner who spends her free time studying and gets pulled in to harry and ron's group when they keep pestering her with questions about shit, malfoy's dad orders him to befriend harry and they grow to actually like each other over time as malfoy starts to resent the way his family treats him and others
The tv series is, if anything, probably going to be closer to the books than the old movies. I don't see it reimagining them in any meaningful way.
Unless Rowling goes full moron and uses them as an excuse to shoehorn in her moronic political views that she's become so vocal about. But I don't think she'd be that stupid.
i dated a korean for 7 years. the pussy was tight, but the drama and cheating was not. i had first row seats in watching my ex slowly morph into her wretched mother.
I dated a Chinese girl for about 2 years, she told me that Korean women are all lies and drama, she ended up being hella drama and cheating on me. Married a Korean girl and have been drama free for over 10 years. I feel like all Asians know that Korean women mog the frick out of everybody and are pretty insecure about it.
He tried but she was a mopey b***h. Goes out with the most famous wizard ever and spends her time asking about ex's and crying. Then goes and accuses him of liking other women. Wouldn't waste my time either.
Ching Chong was only interested in Cedric and lost interest altogether after he died.
Hey what's to stop somebody from saying Harry killed cedric himself to take out a romantic rival, seems a plausible enough scenario for many to believe
book 5 is heavy on this
harry is tortured by a government plant for 'lying' about voldemort
Does she even count as Asian with that accent?
it made my wee wee hard
>tfw no asian Scottish accent gf
Of course, otherwise blacks couldn't claim they're African just because they were born in America and spoke English as their first language.
>otherwise blacks couldn't claim they're African
except young black North Americans just say that they are American or Canadian now and don't identify with Africa.
nochem
As opposed to Ginny? We only have a few shots of Ginny looking at Harry when he was with her family. Probably cause he was the only man who wasn't related to her. At school she rode every dick she could find, even making out with guys in front of Harry.
Harry should have at least been given one reward frick with hermione for saving the world
Luna would have been better.
I feel like luna would put out whenever though
>the quibbler had this great spell for lengthening my canal while also narrowing it, we should try it
>did you know that this herb can be used as a makeshift lubricant if you heat it up with Icendio?
>I just cast reparo on my hymen again
i want a harry, ron and draco threesome.
This, but replace Draco with me.
nice
asian women are overrated
Are Asian men overrated
TAKE THAT BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>remember her and Luna being a big focus in the films
>they're barely in them
Was it just me being a horny 13 year old when I first watched these?
probably
>the hot teen girls need to be louder and have access to a time machine
>when the hot teen girls aren't on screen, the audience should be asking "where are the hot teen girls?"
is anyone creeped out when they see an Asian with a convincing English accent?
Cho had a Scottish accent.
Frick this traitorous chink, Harry should have been banging the hottest wizard hoes in the land but settled down with a gender swap of his best friend
Stupid b***h almost got everyone in the DA kicked out of Hogwarts or even arrested. She should have been branded with the curse exposing her as a traitor like her friend did.
In the movie she was forcefed truth serum
Makes Harry look like a big jerk for getting mad at her
have you?
I have. Insanely tight, my god
For the streets
Harry was the most important wizard of his era. He should have gotten a beautiful woman like Fleur.
Didn't her little sister have a thing for him?
Harry could have had a young French blonde succubus that throws fire balls for a wife. Anybody would have been better than Ginny Weasley.
>Gabrielle was Fleur in miniature; eleven years old, with waist—length hair of pure, silvery blonde, she gave Mrs. Weasley a dazzling smile and hugged her, then threw Harry a glowing look, batting her eyelashes. Ginny cleared her throat loudly.
What was Ginny's problem? Surely she didn't feel threated?
These girls were hybrids. They had monster blood in their veins like Hagrid.
Harry would never marry a woman like that.
He ultimately chose Ginny because she's a pureblood.
i was really bummed with how they portrayed veela in the movies. they just used really hot girls. which is fine, but they're just regular hot girls. in the books, they're supposed to be uncannilly/otherworldly hot. i thought they were gonna get hot chicks, then use CGI to make them look uncanny.
Yeah they should have been anime waifus
Doesnt draco rape her and post the video on hogbook
where are my Ravenclaw bretheren at?
Claw pride. Worldwide. Frick muggles, cryptomuggles, and philo-muggles by the way.
Hermione really should've been in Ravenclaw. In fact JKR should've stuck with her plan of having the characters represent each house. Apparently she scrapped it because she couldn't manufacture a way for them to spend so much time together. You're a fricking writer. Find a way!
i don't get why Hermoine even is in Gryffindor tbh, she's not the bravest, i don't see muhc honor in her. Loyal sure, bold no. Ravenclaw really suit her way more
The game was rigged from the start
reminder that if JK wasn't a hack writer, she would have put harry, ron, hermoine, and draco in each of the 4 houses, and they would become best friends through REAL character arcs.
gayest idea ive ever heard
I think they way she did it is fine. But yeah, every time I do a reread it's glaringly obvious that they story would have been five times better if they had at least one fricking friend in Slytherin.
I honestly thought Draco was gonna have a Zuko-esque heel turn at some point but nope.... He doesn't even become Harry's mortal enemy. Just.. nothing.
JK is good with setup, but not payoff.
Draco could never have a Zuko arc.
Zuko was obsessed with honor. He was only an enemy because the conditions of regaining the respect of his father required him to hunt down the Avatar.
Draco was always a coward and had no interest in honor. He was obsessed with power and being close to those with power. Redemption would have to mean a total shift in his character.
Well yeah, but JKR could've changed that. Draco could've gradually seen the error of his ways. Maybe not into a full-fledged part of the gang like Zuko was, but perhaps into frenemy territory. Like I said, we didn't really get anything.
JK Rowling has mentioned that she's not a fan of fantasy and thinks of the HP series as a children's story. A person that likes and grew up reading and watching fantasy, cartoons, and comics would have written it like that. To me the most obvious solution that wouldn't change the plot or outcome of the story would be to have made Luna Lovegood a Slytherin. It would have fit perfectly into the world building and story. The perfect character that wouldn't have been too Slytherin for their own good, would even give the other Slytherins and Snape a reason to sneer at her. And her being an outcast would have allowed her to be trusted enough to join Dumbledore's Army.
And Draco would be a girl that bullies and has has a crush on Harry (me)
>Erect potter?
>female bully
>always annoying
>dosnt want to leave me alone
>decide to fight back
>steal her diary
>wtf it's full of drawing of me and fanfics about us together
>conftont her about it
>she panics begs me to keep it a secred
>says her friends will turn her life into a living hell if they find out
>agree, but keep the book and order her to start training her butthole
>because either my whole dick will fit in there by the end of the month or everyone will know her secret
>she acts even more b***hy in publick, but me and her know that it's because of the feeling of expanding buttplug breaking in her butthole
they should use the tv reboot as an opportunity to do that.
ron makes an effort on the train and his family knew harry's, hermione is a loner who spends her free time studying and gets pulled in to harry and ron's group when they keep pestering her with questions about shit, malfoy's dad orders him to befriend harry and they grow to actually like each other over time as malfoy starts to resent the way his family treats him and others
The tv series is, if anything, probably going to be closer to the books than the old movies. I don't see it reimagining them in any meaningful way.
Unless Rowling goes full moron and uses them as an excuse to shoehorn in her moronic political views that she's become so vocal about. But I don't think she'd be that stupid.
cherish my wang, cho chang.
asiatic women proving 'you are what you eat' by being absolute fricking dogs
Cute owl
Harry was too dumb, he couldn't have kept up with her.
asiatics women are so ugly, Japs and Chinks much, much better.
>awkward teenage boy with no proper male role model in his life and 99 other problems should've just made it work
We all wish
i dated a korean for 7 years. the pussy was tight, but the drama and cheating was not. i had first row seats in watching my ex slowly morph into her wretched mother.
I dated a Chinese girl for about 2 years, she told me that Korean women are all lies and drama, she ended up being hella drama and cheating on me. Married a Korean girl and have been drama free for over 10 years. I feel like all Asians know that Korean women mog the frick out of everybody and are pretty insecure about it.
Wow, it's almost like these were just different people with different personalities and maybe it's not about them being Chinese or Korean.
He tried but she was a mopey b***h. Goes out with the most famous wizard ever and spends her time asking about ex's and crying. Then goes and accuses him of liking other women. Wouldn't waste my time either.