has anything ever topped this kino?

has anything ever topped this kino?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this were released today, Cinemaphile would be calling it slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it hadn't been for the speech, it would've been cringe. But it inspired you enough to overlook how moronic the charge is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The speech is cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love the lotr movies but I have to agree

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, it's based.

          >If it hadn't been for the music, it would've been cringe
          fixed

          It's based in the book as well, though there it happens in the middle of the battle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ancient saxon battle poetry is cringe
          have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If it hadn't been for the music, it would've been cringe
        fixed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was released today it would have been made by Amazon and have the most disgusting gorilla Black folk everywhere with half the fellowship being replaced by girlbosses and the cgi would look worse than a ps2 game

      So yes it would have been slop and we would have rightfully called it SLOP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never have a real ethnostate

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helm's Deep was better. Pelennor Fields looked too video game-y.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they know what to do in the back row? They only see horse asses and cant hear shit what the bosses say.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They watch the people in front of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So the people in front of them repeat what they hear?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >green ghost army floats over land and water and kills everything it touches

    left the theater at that point tbqh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jackson really should have kept the ghosts to just helping Aragorn get the ships. And Aragorn bringing human reinforcements up the river. Then Aragorn could have led a badass charge too instead of silly invincible army that demands to be let go immediately.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jackson really should have kept the ghosts to just helping Aragorn get the ships. And Aragorn bringing human reinforcements up the river.
        the movie is long enough as is, having the ghosts fill the role was perfectly fine. There didn't need to be another 15 minutes of Aragorn getting reinforcements and another 30 minutes of battle. And Aragorn was a man of his word, letting them go made sense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not "perfectly fine" at all, the character motivations completely break down because of it. Unironically, why not use the ghost army to solve all your problems? Because they couldn't do that in the book. It makes no sense in the movie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok nerd

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need a 15 minute sequence. You just need a bit of exposition about why Aragorn needs to go through the spooky cave so that viewers understand why he comes back later with another army. Just like how the movie could've included the troops that reinforced Minas Tirith because all you need to do is show them arriving and have their leader say hi to Gandalf or something. It's not like there wasn't enough runtime to fit it all in anyway, Jackson wrote himself into a corner when he wasted so much time in The Two Towers that he couldn't fit actual plot events from Two Towers into his adaptation and needed to put them in Return of the King instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet 20 years later the ghost army is the bit that people complain the most about this movie.
          Like anon said, they could have not made them invincible, or they could have not made it so they didn't arrive right after a load of Rohan people die so it all seemed like a waste, or maybe cut some time elsewhere to allow for Aragorn on his bist with the men.
          Plenty of other options

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bist
            *Boat, goddammit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jackson really should have kept the ghosts to just helping Aragorn get the ships. And Aragorn bringing human reinforcements up the river.
        the movie is long enough as is, having the ghosts fill the role was perfectly fine. There didn't need to be another 15 minutes of Aragorn getting reinforcements and another 30 minutes of battle. And Aragorn was a man of his word, letting them go made sense.

        They should have made so that ghost army would not have been invincible. Ghost army should have been just army of undeads that could died like any other.
        Would have been better than just invincible ghost army that could just kill everyone easily

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cuts back and forth, wide and tight, are what really drive the tension up. The whole army, the characters you've been watching, the whole of Sauron's forces, their general. The large scale and the small all converging.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, especially that music part starting at 3:10 really drives the tension towards its climax

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was already topped in the previous movie

        >that choir at the end singing about gandalf & the balrog fighting to the death

        I'm not saying this tops it (the ROTK charge tops it) but the previous battle that really got to me, Helm's Deep at this moment, and few others of course

        them hiring howard shore to score these movies, despite him not being known for making this type of music before, was almost a miracle

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was already topped in the previous movie

    >that choir at the end singing about gandalf & the balrog fighting to the death

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if I've ever seen such intense horse trampling in a battle before, or since. It's hard to film without cutaways I'm guessing and the CG helped immensely. It's right there full-on, full effect lands home, with the sounds. CG makes it possible, but nothing else comes close to my mind, that I remember. Did they pull off horse-trampling similarly, ever, in that, at the end of the day, gigantic pile of shit Game of Thrones?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNEED SHALL BE POSTED

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not saying this tops it (the ROTK charge tops it) but the previous battle that really got to me, Helm's Deep at this moment, and few others of course

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of terrible looking fake scenes? i think the new Dune tops it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did they eat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lembas bread (more tasty version of hardtack)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that seems like a lot of lembi

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Napoleon dynamite did

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is nobody going to make a /RoP/e thread so we can laugh at the latest news?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene always makes me cry
    Even just pulling it up on YouTube does it

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched all movies in the theater, but my friends dad had to be there with us

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charges don’t actually work. Not a good military tactic.

    (Source: in a past life, I was killed during a failed charge)

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is charging into spear wielding men common in your c**t?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't really have long spears or anything, and they started to break rank when they realized they weren't going to be able to stop them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't try to defend this crap. It's always been stupid. Spear walls don't function in hollywood movies except the extremely rare historical movie. Didn't work in Two Towers either when they had 20 foot long pikes and would never break. But yeah, le sun blinded them. They want a rousing horse charge and the enemy to be beaten easily, that's it. Not for half the cavalry to brutally die like they should.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy dudes riding horses how epic

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