Has to be the quintessential "shitty show that Cinemaphile tricked you into watching"
The cringy monologues from wheelchair nog, the terrible acting, the aging drug subplot, Ryan O'Reilly...
Probably the worst show I ever watched front to back
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I just watched because of naked chris meloni. I would give up my left ball to rim that guy's ass
prags don't really need both balls, so that's not saying much
It really is a horrible, horrible, horrible show
When it used to pop up on late night TV back in the day it was good to watch because every episode was kind of self contained.
Can you imagine if they made Oz now? Every jogger and beaner would be wrongfully incarcerated by on their way to classes at MIT. Prison rape scenes would have to be romanticized It would be so hilariously awful it might be good.
It would be the wet dream of every liberal politician in the country to make a show like Oz nowadays.
>Can you imagine if they made Oz now?
People would mainly complain about there being zero cameras in the areas where people keep being killed, like the gym. Same as when it first aired.
So, Orange is the New Black?
it would be kino if they let Tom Fontana direct and you know it
would love melodramatic showdowns, twist and turns, comic relief between modern black street gangs and some kind of Super Neo Nazi shot caller gang
Querns did nothing wrong, McManus was a candy ass white liberal b***h
DONT
F U C K
WITH QUERNS
itt polcels raging to a tv show
Isn't Lord Jamar in this shit
Yeah, he dies to an egg allergy in 10 seconds flat. A bit ridiculous
Weird as frick
Bad taste. There are actual terrible HBO shows and this isn't one of them.
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There is just something quintessential about prison shows
>aging drug
I gave up on it after the scene where rhe main guy goes beserker barrage with his long fingernails, but I’ve heard about the magical old age pills in other threads and it convinced me I made the right call
>rhe main guy goes beserker barrage with his long fingernails
I'm pretty sure the body of that guard was never even found, somehow. I certainly don't remember there being any follow-up on a particularly brutal murder of a CO.
The age pills stuff is heavily exaggerated. The concept that instead of actually living X year sentence, you could take a pill that would age you by that amount of years is obviously very moronic but I don't think you're supposed to think it's a smart idea as iirc the prison is getting paid to test the pills, they've made dumber decisions in the past that doesn't seem to care about the well being of the prisoners. Literally nothing comes of the pills, other than the moron o'reilly having greying hair and looking sick which is reverted when he gets off the pills
That just makes it even stupider.
miss sally's big bazooms
it was the prototype for good at first show that becomes progressively more ludicrous with every season.
>muhh realism
Nobody cares that you're a sissy prag that thinks realism is the most important thing in fiction.
It’s a story about the prison system, so I expect it to have some realism. Michael from LOST keeps making statements about the American prison system as if they’re profound but OZ is cartoon shit
They're profound though.
The first 2 seasons were legitimately good, Beecher’s turn was well done and so was the rivalry between Said and McManus
Oz is very entertaining. It's not a smart show but the characters more than make up for any inconsistencies with logic or plot. It's set up is also fairly unique.
If you can't find entertainment in that, then you're either a boring homosexual or are too up your own ass to enjoy something that doesn't try to take itself seriously.
the first season up to the end of the prison riot in season 2 is pretty good, maybe even great. after that it becomes soap opera trash.
you are now thinking of having to scrape your gums off with a shiv because they came from a Black person
>rubbing heroin on the gums as an anesthetic
would this even do anything?
Probably? I know heroin is still used as a pain medication for some stuff in the UK. Probably not what I'd choose if I had to slice my gums off, but better than aspirin.
I liked it but it's not a show I'd ever recommend or watch again.
Beecher's redemption arc was pretty nice as well.
I had so little access to sexy stuff when it aired that I jerked off to that scene where the ugly mannish female guard jerks off the dude in the bath and then electrocutes him.
understandable
there is something very sexy about an unattractive slampig
Only season I didn't enjoy was the final one. Most of the commonly derided subplots were kino in a moronic kind of way.
>gets NBA tryout because of a 2v2 meme game on a closet sized floor
muh aging pills and chinese refugees gets all the attention but this was far and away the stupidest thing on the show
it was a diversity hire anon
>have really good thing happen
>immediately makes it well-known across the prison filled with the most violent psychopaths around who all hate you
the guards were all so fricking stupid. probably the most realistic part of the show
Shut up, prag.
It's only worth watching for the handful of personalities like Alvarez, Schillinger, Adebisi and Said. After Beecher fails his parole, you should stop watching.
When that crazy dude kills said and omar in span of like 3 eps. Way to end a series long character
Ain’t no way crackhead Omar could strangle the life out of someone as big as Cutler