Lol, does anybody have that one .webm of the kid fighting the black tard in the bathroom? He fought EXACTLY like this. I think that it might be one of the Wachowski's before they trooned out.
That's a legit combo move in traditional karate (although the idea is to hit 3 different targets with 3 different straight punches), which most of Neo's fighting style is based on.
Also a legit strike (shuto uke/spear hand) but you need to train your fingers for it to be effective on harder parts of the body. Best used on the throat, eyes, solar plexus.
People expect you to hit them in the face but if you throw a hard punch right into their goddamn solar plexus it not only surprises them but they lose half their bodily functions. Try it on your roommate.
If you get hit in the breasts hard enough you literally can’t lift your arms. Pretty much the exact same thing happened to me when I was in the matrix.
it probably makes sense if you consider that neo is punching with some absurd amount of force. smith is absorbing the shots until he can catch neo out and counter attack. which he eventfully does if you recall the rest of this fight.
smiths fighting style relies on grabs or trapping limbs to counter attack and brutally punish the opponent.
also keep in mind smith is a program, and this is the first time he's ever encountered combat like this from a human so his is learning and gathering data
>watching a movie made for and by troons
>falling for the psyop
Lol, does anybody have that one .webm of the kid fighting the black tard in the bathroom? He fought EXACTLY like this. I think that it might be one of the Wachowski's before they trooned out.
God I hate Black folk. He only did that knowing it was some weak little asian kid.
The kid is an anglo and this is in LA
It still doesn’t change the fact the kid is Asian, though.
I wasn't talking about the video, I was talking about the ACTUAL fact that there are tons of blacks in Japan now like disney land.
That's why they're flooding japan rn. Because they're mostly docile
Let's see you fight an agent then, OP.
You can't imagine the fight of being born in the wrong body, chud.
its stun lock
thats exactly how they fight, they even have a song about kung fu fighting you double moron Black person
>Thats not how people fight
These movies are made my women
You don't know how a man who has perfectly downloaded every fighting style known to man would fight a computer program who likely has the same.
Ask Yuen Woo Ping (lol ass woo ping)
And I’m pretty sure the Wachowskis are big weebs.
that's how i fight
>With my superior reach im sure to w-ACK
>that edit where the entire fight was this throat attack nonstop
I had a chuckle
makes me laugh every time.
lol I remember doing that stupid move with my friends back on school, how effective is it anyways?
That's a legit combo move in traditional karate (although the idea is to hit 3 different targets with 3 different straight punches), which most of Neo's fighting style is based on.
Also a legit strike (shuto uke/spear hand) but you need to train your fingers for it to be effective on harder parts of the body. Best used on the throat, eyes, solar plexus.
Frick karate dude.these guys have mangled hands and feet from trying to break stuff.
He was stunned from the ACK move. That’s why he didn’t block the punches after that.
fukken saved
Kinoesque
Not a single punch that would work irl.
They literally aren't fighting in real life.
I double-pounded a guy across the rib cage with the top of my arms and sent him to the infirmary. You dont know what you're talking about.
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Hate gays who only know how to spam one move.
this site never makes me chuckle, but you did.
That makes sense, I only post during moron hours so my posts seem funnier by comparison.
The Matrix movies are a love letter to Wuxia movies
And also an allegory
It's supposed to be an homage to earlier kung fu films you sperg
But what if you didn't have breakfast?
I don’t understand, I did have breakfast, and it had everything the body needs.
>and it had everything the body needs.
Ceral companies propaganda. You don't actually need breakfast at all unless you do manual labor
A fight for their penises maybe
the machines haven't been in a fist fight irl either so that's why
smith TANKED that
>Thats not how people fight
That's the point moron, agents aren't people. They're programs.
shouldnt they be much better fighters then
No, not necessarily. Agents are bound by the rules of the Matrix, whereas Neo isn't.
They should hire dancers and choregraphers for martial arra films. Martial arts in films don't need to look realistic at all.
why are we defending this mediocre movie again
Because the 1st one was actually entertaining.
you know how to fight, but you have no idea how to make a movie that anybody would want to watch
People expect you to hit them in the face but if you throw a hard punch right into their goddamn solar plexus it not only surprises them but they lose half their bodily functions. Try it on your roommate.
I tried it and now she called her lawyer and she threatens me with a divorse and that I'll never see my children again...
If you get hit in the breasts hard enough you literally can’t lift your arms. Pretty much the exact same thing happened to me when I was in the matrix.
Same except it was a sydney latex s&m club and not the matrix
But bro, cinematography.
yeah you're supposed to discombobulate.
why is niobe so hot bros
It's the only movie where videogame-like fights made sense and look good.
>Thats not how people fight
I assure you... people do throw punches in fights. It just looks slightly staged when you watch it a few times in a loop.
it probably makes sense if you consider that neo is punching with some absurd amount of force. smith is absorbing the shots until he can catch neo out and counter attack. which he eventfully does if you recall the rest of this fight.
smiths fighting style relies on grabs or trapping limbs to counter attack and brutally punish the opponent.
also keep in mind smith is a program, and this is the first time he's ever encountered combat like this from a human so his is learning and gathering data
but its also just a movie so whatever
https://voca.ro/1nLQ3Bdarswm
>people fight
Well, one of them is not a person, the other is a superhero. Why would they fight like "people"?
maybe watch MMA or something, meathead
kino isn't for you
Dont worry kids. Your idiotic threads will not be missed. Enjoy dying for israel in WW3!! hahahah
>t.