He sounds like a pussy. You should make fun of him for being one and if he acts like a b***h about it say "you're a salty pussy and that's worse" then end the friendship.
I had a group of friends watch this movie with me (only one other dude knew who Lars was) and everyone loved it so much they couldn't stop talking about it and a handful of them left that night wanting to check out the rest of his filmography. sounds like you're the autist here dude
Friend invited me to a family movie watching thing, lent friends brother my copy of Rashamon, they made fun of it so I put on Holy Mountain and half the room left
>Friend invited me to a family movie watching thing, lent friends brother my copy of Rashamon, they made fun of it so I put on Holy Mountain and half the room left
this isn't even close to being Lars worst movie and I don't think you've seen his entire filmography if you think this is the case. Manderlay, Boss of It All and The Element of crime are all clearly worse and it's not even up for debate.
Nymphomaniac is his weakest. It has all his bad habits and not enough philosophical substance nor moralising message, besides "sex is bad if you overdo it". Then again people still get filtered by nymphomaniac so I guess no matter how blunt the message is some people still miss it.
no. comedy is best, preferably something that’s funny that they’ve never seen. or a horror movie. lots of girls in their early 20s have never even heard of The Sixth Sense
My brother in law sometimes invites me and my gf (his sis) to watch movies and the fricking imbecile pushes the fast forward button to skip any scene that contains sex or nudes. That is even more cringe and awkward than watching the nudes scene. So I guess I am the offended one. We are 3 damn adults, fricking idiot, grow up
Sex and nude scenes are added to films in order to keep women interested. Your brother in law is based for denying his GF anything other than intellectual stimulation.
No, he's in control. He forces his morals on dirty coombrains. OP's friend on the other hand is a little b***hboy who just leaves the group and runs away when he feels uncomfortable.
Sex and nude scenes are added to films in order to keep women interested. Your brother in law is based for denying his GF anything other than intellectual stimulation.
haha i suggested this film to a friend and after watching it he said i´m a sick f*** for liking this movie, he saw it with his GF and the was disgusted by it. He never asks for another movie ever again. That´s a plus.
Is there a different version of this movie? I don't recall see her breasts get cut off on camera. Why is everyone triggered over this? Anti-Christ was way more graphic.
>Many years ago... >I'm watching Heavy Metal on cable (HBO?) >older brother's gf walks in
Says "Oh, cartoons, I love cartoons" >sits down with me >Crazy cartoon sex scene >Bro's gf shrieks, covers face, runs out of room >Bro's gf has been my sister in law for many years now, has not made eye contact when speaking to me since that Heavy Metal moment.
the most interesting thing about it is realizing that Lar's Hitler outburst at Cannes was actually him autistically trying out a speech from the film, so excited by his own ideas that he forgot to think about how they would be viewed out of context.
>trying out a speech from the film
that had nothing to do with this movie and it probably wasn't even on his mind. he's just talking about his family tree. although this movie is a big meta commentary about his works and critical perception of him as a director/film maker.
once in high school class there was some downtime when teacher left and people were putting on videos and i put on one thinking it would be funny but no one laughed and someone even said "that was not funny"
i killed myself shortly thereafter and have inhabited the neural nets of this imageboard ever since
Honestly part of me thinks it was just a convenient excuse. She got visibly disgusted when she saw me checking my blood sugar and she probably was looking for an out
I was 18 years old and I was really disturbed, since I had never seen transactional sex/abortion dealt with in a film. Especially the way she fricks the guy, then showers and goes to spend the night with her boyfriend and his parents. It was almost as if a curtain was drawn for me and allowed me to see a dark side I had never even imagined. Suffice it to say I had no interest in her.
Man I don't know why I put this on for my ex but ten minutes in some prostitute is talking shit to Clint Eastwood and of course he drags the b***h into a shed and rapes her LOL. She cried and wouldn't talk to me for hours.
no i dont think so. only situation i can think of is one time at my friends house we were all drinking and i played porn on the tv because its interesting and funny. but everyone got really quiet and awkward.
A girl asked me on a date in my freshman year of college. She was the "artsy" type and wanted to go watch a movie in the local "art cinema". Well it turned out to be "4 months, 3 weeks, 2 days" a Romanian film about illegal abortion during the Ceaucescu regime... After the film was over, I literally said "goodnight", turned around and I never talked to her again.
I saw Suspiria with a lab partner girl who I thought she liked me.
We both were trying to watch something else but even I got disturbed by the last part and the ball torture. Game over... Or so I thought.
She ended up loving the movie lol but she didn't like me like that, we're still good friends
I love the implication that god DOES EXIST and LET IT ALL HAPPEN on top of erasing jack's trail marks on the old lady. The reveal that hell does indeed exist physically and emits a high pitch sound able to be detected (which is the condensed cries of billions of souls) is chilling. I could go on and on, like for instance the last set of murders in which he wants to kill many tied people with a full metal jacket bullet and how it is presented in a comedic fashion. The way the camera is used as a tool for storytelling...Truly a horror /dark humor masterpiece if not for trier's occasional fart sniffing. Unironically one my top 5 favs
the movie dragging it out so long that as the viewer you're practically begging for jack to finally pull the trigger is like something out of funny games
The way you get an itch for him to pull the trigger and see if the Black person gets it,.. that's some good meta commentary on the viewer shit. I still feel blue balled that he didn't pull the trigger.
this is my favorite movie,I rewatched it with anyone that would agree to watch it with me including both of my exes and several friends, not one person was offended by the violence if anyhting they problem with my normier friends was that they were bored when violance wasn't happening
both girls loved it btw, I'd unironically raccomend it for a date if they are the right types (pretencius uni girl and dark bdp roastie in this case)
my gf got mad at me and wanted to turn this off at the bathtub scene but I refused so she just turned away and I told her when it was over. To be fair, even I was having trouble watching that scene.
are they women? If so they dont want to be reminded how much of shallow prostitutes they are. If not, then they are extremely inexperienced men who dont want their fairytale image of women shattered
>gf unable to watch movies that depict violence >watch pixar movies with her for months >eventually get into a fight >force her to watch uncut version of this film >whenever she'd look away, force her to watch >get off by traumatizing her and making her think i'm like jack >i am like jack
>hehehe check this out norm- er, i mean my good friend >this movie is a little "out there", not like those marvel movies you watch >wait where are you going? come back, i need to show you how weird my tastes are!
How autistic do you have to be to show Von Trier's movies to people who have no idea what to expect?
He likes death metal. Now I think he is a fricking hypocrite
He sounds like a pussy. You should make fun of him for being one and if he acts like a b***h about it say "you're a salty pussy and that's worse" then end the friendship.
Haha what a homosexual
I'm using your post as an excuse to post this song https://youtu.be/69O5J09LgYo
>Now I think he is a fricking hypocrite
worse, he's a poser
Death metal scene is FULL of weak homosexuals and leftists
I had a group of friends watch this movie with me (only one other dude knew who Lars was) and everyone loved it so much they couldn't stop talking about it and a handful of them left that night wanting to check out the rest of his filmography. sounds like you're the autist here dude
it's all good fun, I'd say it's probably one of the best normie and moralgay filters there is.
How is it any way offensive?
Its just a nutter explaining what art is to the guy from dantes inferno
How is srpski film offensive? It's just a guy making a movie.
yeha its art
same as salo and ilsa
i dunno maybe the graphic murder scenes
good riddance.
Friend invited me to a family movie watching thing, lent friends brother my copy of Rashamon, they made fun of it so I put on Holy Mountain and half the room left
if you showed them el topo you would've been arrested
my exact thought
Why what happens in that one?
unscripted rape
Extremelly based and checked.
>Friend invited me to a family movie watching thing, lent friends brother my copy of Rashamon, they made fun of it so I put on Holy Mountain and half the room left
I don't get it, is he the troony or the gigachad?
>mfw I watched Antichrist with my parents
Now do nymphomaniacs
such a terrible film
Midwit filtered. You love to see it.
>f-f-filtered
undeniably triers worst film, to say otherwise is to prove you're nothing but a poser.
Just admit you got filtered and it bothers you that other people like it. You just don't understand why, and that's ok.
He's right, not that it's a bad film but it's definitely Lars' worst. The middle act meanders far too much and has lazy directing.
this isn't even close to being Lars worst movie and I don't think you've seen his entire filmography if you think this is the case. Manderlay, Boss of It All and The Element of crime are all clearly worse and it's not even up for debate.
Nymphomaniac is his weakest. It has all his bad habits and not enough philosophical substance nor moralising message, besides "sex is bad if you overdo it". Then again people still get filtered by nymphomaniac so I guess no matter how blunt the message is some people still miss it.
What's the message?
>undeniably
have a nice day npc
>t. nymphomaniac cuckhold
Jack was aryan and Trier's best work
Filtered
>undeniably triers best film
FTFY
>You love to see it
Sounds like you're not familiar with Goethe or La Divina Comedia. Ignorant mutt yet again filtered by European Chad, son of a litteral aryan.
are erotic films good to watch with a date?
>Tons of other couples watch erotic films together for first dates!
This scene is autism
That depends. But I generally don't think its a good idea for a first date
The Final Flesh
Depends on the person. There were a whole lot of couples in the theater in that scene, and the other ladies seemed to be enjoying it.
Wasn't it a second date?
no. comedy is best, preferably something that’s funny that they’ve never seen. or a horror movie. lots of girls in their early 20s have never even heard of The Sixth Sense
no, but once i suggest clockwork orange to cool girl that i liked, after she said kubrick was her favorite director.
she playfully pouted but i could tell that the comments bothered her more than she was willing to reveal.
i don't know i said that, guess when i'm socially stress doubt my trollish nature reveals itself.
PS wasn't trying to get it on with her.
You Have the worst literacy I’ve seen here for a long time.
Go back
Frick off.
My brother in law sometimes invites me and my gf (his sis) to watch movies and the fricking imbecile pushes the fast forward button to skip any scene that contains sex or nudes. That is even more cringe and awkward than watching the nudes scene. So I guess I am the offended one. We are 3 damn adults, fricking idiot, grow up
Sex and nude scenes are added to films in order to keep women interested. Your brother in law is based for denying his GF anything other than intellectual stimulation.
Apologize to him.
Poor Simple. Some people are just really effeminate though. Your friend sounds like one of those.
He sounds based.
>He sounds based.
Fricking gay.
No, he's in control. He forces his morals on dirty coombrains. OP's friend on the other hand is a little b***hboy who just leaves the group and runs away when he feels uncomfortable.
he sound based tbh, sex scenes are just filler unless they advance the plot
>sex scenes are just filler
It has nothing to do with it. He is embarrassed of being exposed to sex in front of others.
>his GF
wat?
Sorry,
it's a poor attempt to hide his powerlevel: he wants to frick your gf (his sis)
>he wants to frick your gf (his sis)
I wouldn't be surprised, he is a weeaboo loser, but my gf would never frick someone like him
>but my gf would never frick someone like him
because she is her sister... right?
>brother in law
>my gf (his sis)
you show normal humans melancholia its the most tame
haha i suggested this film to a friend and after watching it he said i´m a sick f*** for liking this movie, he saw it with his GF and the was disgusted by it. He never asks for another movie ever again. That´s a plus.
I told my sister to watch a serbian film, she still ressents me for that years after
I had the bright idea of watching Boogie Nights with my family lol
I shouldn't have showed this one girl Trainspotting she was really put off by the baby death
Is there a different version of this movie? I don't recall see her breasts get cut off on camera. Why is everyone triggered over this? Anti-Christ was way more graphic.
Yeah, there's a censored one.
>he watched the theatrical version
i saw inherent vice with my mother in theatres
the ride home was silent
>Many years ago...
>I'm watching Heavy Metal on cable (HBO?)
>older brother's gf walks in
Says "Oh, cartoons, I love cartoons"
>sits down with me
>Crazy cartoon sex scene
>Bro's gf shrieks, covers face, runs out of room
>Bro's gf has been my sister in law for many years now, has not made eye contact when speaking to me since that Heavy Metal moment.
Probably because you're ugly. Is she mormon or something?
I brought a girl over who said she loved horror movies and gore
So we watched Saw 1-3. At Saw 3 she called it quits during the pig guts scene.
well done, you wore away her pretence.
Why didn't he change his mind even at the risk of eternal damnation?
Will he even change "after" eternal torture
Pride
still haven't seen this
I just watched it a few hours ago, it's pretty good. It's more of a black comedy than anything else.
OCD scene is kek
the most interesting thing about it is realizing that Lar's Hitler outburst at Cannes was actually him autistically trying out a speech from the film, so excited by his own ideas that he forgot to think about how they would be viewed out of context.
>trying out a speech from the film
that had nothing to do with this movie and it probably wasn't even on his mind. he's just talking about his family tree. although this movie is a big meta commentary about his works and critical perception of him as a director/film maker.
I took a girl to see some Bruce Willis film set in Nigeria as she grew up there. It was 2 hrs of Bruce shooting darkies.
Kek. Tears of the Sun. Doesn't that also have a scene where a woman gets her breast cut off.
That's the one. Didn't see much of it due to cringing and not snogging, sadly.
once in high school class there was some downtime when teacher left and people were putting on videos and i put on one thinking it would be funny but no one laughed and someone even said "that was not funny"
i killed myself shortly thereafter and have inhabited the neural nets of this imageboard ever since
this movie was pure kino and a decent pleb filter
I thought this was an alternative poser to American Psycho, not an different movie entirely for the longest time
Yeah ...Some tinder chick left after about 20 minutes In my defense she asked for "The weirdest movie you have"
It's not even that bad obviously just scamp shit
I know , its pretty tame compared to some of the other movies out there. I wasnt really into her to begin with so I am not that heartbroken about it
sounds like she has a stick up her ass if she can't enjoy house. it's just a wacky japanese movie, hardly anything to end a date over.
Honestly part of me thinks it was just a convenient excuse. She got visibly disgusted when she saw me checking my blood sugar and she probably was looking for an out
So you're diabetic?
She's probably just a dumb woman who didn't like reading a movie.
I was 18 years old and I was really disturbed, since I had never seen transactional sex/abortion dealt with in a film. Especially the way she fricks the guy, then showers and goes to spend the night with her boyfriend and his parents. It was almost as if a curtain was drawn for me and allowed me to see a dark side I had never even imagined. Suffice it to say I had no interest in her.
You probably wanted to say that to someone else
That could be it too ...
Man I don't know why I put this on for my ex but ten minutes in some prostitute is talking shit to Clint Eastwood and of course he drags the b***h into a shed and rapes her LOL. She cried and wouldn't talk to me for hours.
forgot pic but I'm sure you all know.
no i dont think so. only situation i can think of is one time at my friends house we were all drinking and i played porn on the tv because its interesting and funny. but everyone got really quiet and awkward.
druggy brother told me "why the frick did you tell me to watch that, that was fricked up" after recommending Enter The Void
i didnt like that movie
Not a movie, but I've baited several people into watching School Days.
kek I'd totally forgot about that meme anime
A girl asked me on a date in my freshman year of college. She was the "artsy" type and wanted to go watch a movie in the local "art cinema". Well it turned out to be "4 months, 3 weeks, 2 days" a Romanian film about illegal abortion during the Ceaucescu regime... After the film was over, I literally said "goodnight", turned around and I never talked to her again.
I saw that movie , its kind of disturbing but I really did not find it too horrible
I saw Suspiria with a lab partner girl who I thought she liked me.
We both were trying to watch something else but even I got disturbed by the last part and the ball torture. Game over... Or so I thought.
She ended up loving the movie lol but she didn't like me like that, we're still good friends
she would've fricked you if you put the original on
We liked the remake so much we went to my apartment to watch the original, no such luck
i watched this with my mom, also watched Climax with my mom. That one was a bit awkward
I love the implication that god DOES EXIST and LET IT ALL HAPPEN on top of erasing jack's trail marks on the old lady. The reveal that hell does indeed exist physically and emits a high pitch sound able to be detected (which is the condensed cries of billions of souls) is chilling. I could go on and on, like for instance the last set of murders in which he wants to kill many tied people with a full metal jacket bullet and how it is presented in a comedic fashion. The way the camera is used as a tool for storytelling...Truly a horror /dark humor masterpiece if not for trier's occasional fart sniffing. Unironically one my top 5 favs
the movie dragging it out so long that as the viewer you're practically begging for jack to finally pull the trigger is like something out of funny games
The way you get an itch for him to pull the trigger and see if the Black person gets it,.. that's some good meta commentary on the viewer shit. I still feel blue balled that he didn't pull the trigger.
Watched pic related with my room mate and his gf. She asked to go home about an hour in. He told her he'd see her later since he was loving it.
this is my favorite movie,I rewatched it with anyone that would agree to watch it with me including both of my exes and several friends, not one person was offended by the violence if anyhting they problem with my normier friends was that they were bored when violance wasn't happening
both girls loved it btw, I'd unironically raccomend it for a date if they are the right types (pretencius uni girl and dark bdp roastie in this case)
my gf got mad at me and wanted to turn this off at the bathtub scene but I refused so she just turned away and I told her when it was over. To be fair, even I was having trouble watching that scene.
Almost everyone gets mad at me after I recommend Nocturnal Animals even though it's kino
are they women? If so they dont want to be reminded how much of shallow prostitutes they are. If not, then they are extremely inexperienced men who dont want their fairytale image of women shattered
women who just get too icky about all the rape stuff and soys who pretend to be icked out by the rape stuff
Happiness has never failed me.
>Happiness
Fricking masterpiece, I have to watch it with my gf
my entire family after watchi this, im no longer allowed to recommend movies
Saw this movie on TV with my Catholic grandma and she got pissed off at the "every sperm is sacred" song.
>gf unable to watch movies that depict violence
>watch pixar movies with her for months
>eventually get into a fight
>force her to watch uncut version of this film
>whenever she'd look away, force her to watch
>get off by traumatizing her and making her think i'm like jack
>i am like jack
>hehehe check this out norm- er, i mean my good friend
>this movie is a little "out there", not like those marvel movies you watch
>wait where are you going? come back, i need to show you how weird my tastes are!
I watched this with my mom and I could tell she thought I was a nutcase for a few days after
I watched this with a male and female friend, we ended up having a threesome because it turned our female friend on. based movie
>movie made him have sex with a man while a female was present
>likes the movie because of this
???